So I decided to fool around with garage band a bit and see if I could could make 'Ah Yes Reapers' sound more Mass Effecty, this is the result.

Music Video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ep2v9qxE_cY

Ah Yes Reapers 2.0

Artpop Cover

Royals (Cover)

A cover (kind of) of Lady Gaga's 'Love Game' with a Dragon Age twist. This song is basically about the characters from origins and awakening being "improved" graphics wise. No me gusta!!!

Dragon Age: Love Game

A song which I wrote when I was 15 and finally recorded when I was 16 to highlight how much I prefer playing games to...well anything really. I tried to throw in every girl gamer stereotype that I could, the good and the bad, not too sure if I got all of them across. But yeah, enjoy :D

LYRICS:
I am
Trapped In my own world
Ferelden, Wastelands, CyrodiIl
Raining havoc on the Citadel
I’m a nerd yes, I’m a gamer
I go through relationships like a chainsaw
Kaidan was cool but then there’s Garrus Vakarian
I licked a lamppost in winter 
Dressed like a those chicks back in Tevinter
No I’m not a mage I’m a warrior
At the level 30 stage and I still crave more
A young girl with a passion games and an achievement whore
I am the Messiah
I am the Warden of the grey
I am your Commander
Come back to my quarters, let’s have a game
Cos life is so fucking boring
Gaming non-stop achievement unlocked, I can’t tear my eyes away
Some girls take their time choosing which shoes to wear
I spend my time picking guns in Call Of Duty
I digress
Do you wanna test my little sisters splice?
Auditore Da Firenze
Showed me the Roman sights
I destroyed the Collector base
With all my team alive
I became a wild card 
And got banned from a casino all in one night!
I am the Messiah
I am the Warden of the grey
I am your Commander
Come back to my quarters, let’s have a game
Cos this life is so fucking boring
Gaming non-stop achievement unlocked, I can’t tear my eyes away
I'd rather have my gamerscore soaring
My destiny's locked
I cannot stop
I can't deal with reality

Don’t ask me to go shopping
I’m in Zakera ward buying fish for my room
Don’t ask me to come to college
Alan wake is my English teacher now
Don’t ask me to sleepover
When I can just share a bed with Alistair
This life would be so much simpler if I could  upload a new character

I am the Messiah
I am the Warden of the grey
I am your Commander
Come back to my quarters, let’s have a game
Cos this life is so fucking boring
Gaming  non-stop achievement unlocked, I can’t tear my eyes away
I'd rather have my gamerscore soaring
My destiny's locked 
I cannot stop I can't deal with reality 

Confessions of a gamer

I do not own the background music. It is Scheiße by Lady Gaga, she and the music company she is signed under own the rights. I just did this for a laugh.
I played Dragon Age 2 and was singing to Lady Gaga's new and awesome album. I encountered the Arishock and randomly said 'I don't speak Qunari but I can if you like!' and there you go, this was born!

LYRICS:


I don't speak Qunari but I can if you like owww

Shok ebasit hissra, Meraad astaarit meraad, itwasit aban aqun Maraas, shokra Anaan esaam Qun

Shok ebasit hissra, Meraad astaarit meraad, itwasit aban aqun Maraas, shokra Anaan esaam Qun

Shok ebasit hissra, Meraad astaarit meraad, itwasit aban aqun Maraas, shokra Anaan esaam Qun

Shok ebasit hissra, Meraad astaarit meraad, itwasit aban aqun Maraas, shokra Anaan esaam Qun

Let's take Kirkwall tonight
Parshaara of this fight
Anaan esaam Qun!
Anaan esaam Qun!

Vinek Kathas all the Basra Vashedan

Ebost issala Tal Tal Vashoth


When I'm done with this kind of living
I seek the Arishok's permission
To join the Qunari
It's Asit tal-eb

I...I know place in this society
I....I convert to to the laws of qunari
I...I have no need Basra Vashedan
I...I'm happy to be a Viddathari

Oh oh oh oh a Viddathari
Oh oh oh oh a Viddathari
Oh oh oh oh a Viddathari
Oh oh oh oh a Viddathari


Shok ebasit hissra, Meraad astaarit meraad, itwasit aban aqun Maraas, shokra Anaan esaam Qun

I Don't Speak Qunari But I Can If You Like (Scheiße Cover)

I do not own the background music, it belongs to Rihanna and the label she is signed under. I done this for laugh, yet again. I am not a big fan of Rihanna so the fact that all her music seems to get stuck in my head I have changed the lyrics :) Mucho appreciado para Turians! (I only walked away with a C in Spanish, so I'm pretty sure that doesn't make sense.)
'Turians Excite Me' shirt can be found here:  http://www.redbubble.com/people/bumblebeepixie/works/9397864-turians-excite-me
LYRICS:

Mass Mass Mass effect
Mass Mass Mass Effect
Mass Mass Mass Effect Effect Effect

Mass Mass Mass effect
Mass Mass Mass Effect
Mass Mass Mass Effect Effect Effect

It's so good playing games
Commander Shepard can't be tamed
This xenophile's on mission
With or without permission
Real life sucks real lifes dull
Tonight I wanna breach the hull
The thrill of romancing Garrus leaves me wanting more

I may be human
But baby I am a deviant
Turn on the console 
I like my men animated
Claws and teeth may break my skin
But turians excite me
I may be human
But baby I am a deviant
Turn on the console 
I like my men animated
Claws and teeth may break my skin
But turians excite me

Mass Mass Mass effect
Mass Mass Mass Effect
Mass Mass Mass Effect Effect Effect

Mass Mass Mass effect
Mass Mass Mass Effect
Mass Mass Mass Effect Effect Effect

I am judged and deemed mad
For all the playthroughs that I've had
Every Shepard I have has romanced Garrus

I may be human
But baby I am a deviant
Turn on the console 
I like my men animated
Claws and teeth may break my skin
But turians excite me
I may be human
But baby I am a deviant
Turn on the console 
I like my men animated
Claws and teeth may break my skin
But turians excite me

Garrus Vakar ri ah an
Turi ah ans rians

Oh I love the feeling of turning my xbox on
Insanity, casual, normal fights don't shy from the hardcore
And meet me in my cabin
Before the suicide mission uh uh uh

I may be human
But baby I am a deviant
Turn on the console 
I like my men animated
Claws and teeth may break my skin
But turians excite me
I may be human
But baby I am a deviant
Turn on the console 
I like my men animated
Claws and teeth may break my skin
But turians excite me

Mass Mass Mass effect
Mass Mass Mass Effect
Mass Mass Mass Effect Effect Effect

Mass Mass Mass effect
Mass Mass Mass Effect
Mass Mass Mass Effect Effect Effect

Mass Mass Mass effect
Mass Mass Mass Effect
Mass Mass Mass Effect Effect Effect

Mass Mass Mass effect
Mass Mass Mass Effect
Mass Mass Mass Effect Effect Effect

Executor Pallin in
De tec tive Che Che lick lick
Garrus Vakar ri an an
Tur uh uh uh ri an an

Turians /S & M cover/ (Download limit reached)

A song about our loveable turian Garrus. This is kind of more written to him than about if you catch my drift.

LYRICS:

Two years may seem quite long
But if your sad just listen to this song, my turian                                          
Archangel has earned his wings
Just once we could have everything
Two years may seem quite long
But if your sad just listen to this song, my turian                                          
Archangel has earned his wings
Just once

Your face is damaged and so is your soul
Doesn't mean you're not approachable
I'll visit you in the main battery
Calibrations may put your mind at ease
For years you've been my greatest tease
I'll make a proposition and you will agree

Two years may seem quite long
But if your sad just listen to this song, my turian                                          
Archangel has earned his wings
Just once we could have everything
Two years may seem quite long
But if your sad just listen to this song, my turian                                          
Archangel has earned his wings
Just once

I will not lie there is guy who will betray your team
His a turian named Sidonis who has no chance to redeem
You ask for my help, I agree but only to an extent
I won't allow you to turn into a monster and be ruled by revenge

Two years may seem quite long
But if your sad just listen to this song, my turian                                          
Archangel has earned his wings
Just once we could have everything
Two years may seem quite long
But if your sad just listen to this song, my turian                                          
Archangel has earned his wings
Just once

There will be a moment that is saved just for us
A moment of comfort a moment need and moment of complete trust
You'll follow me through hell and back and be prepared to fight
Just this once Garrus things will be right

I've seen 
So many things go wrong
I've see so many things go wrong

Two years are now long gone
To Omega I go for our reunion
This is our chance to rewrite our wrongs 
To admit how we feel let's take this to my cabin

Cos there will be a moment that is saved just for us.
A moment of comfort a moment need a moment of complete trust
You'll follow me through hell and back and be prepared to fight
Cos just this once just this once Garrus things will be right
Just this once Garrus things will be right

Two Years (Just Once)

A song about Kaidan Alenko from Mass Effect that I did for my friend that is a Shenko fan. Personally Garrus will always have my heart.

LYRICS:

I will resist
Those lips planted on the drell
And I will not test 
The reach of Garrus's sniper rifle
I will not flirt with Joker
And Jacob's just not my type
He reminds of Old Spice guy
The man your man could smell like

I don't care 
What happened on Horizon on Horizon
You dumped me, shouted and ridiculed me I just think
Back to Ilos
When I was at a loss for words
Alenko 
No one will ever know
Why I keep running back

Hard decisions come with a price
Only this time it cost me my life
2 years gone
I know something is still there
I can wait
My dear
How I wanted you by my side after you stripped me of all my pride
I'll let you strip me all you want tonight 
It's only fair

I don't care 
What happened on Horizon on Horizon
You dumped me, shouted and ridiculed me I just think
Back to Ilos
When I was at a loss for words
Alenko 
No one will ever know
Why I keep running back

Butt-plating everywhere
In every suit I will stop and stare
Missing geth due to your cheeks
Your husky voice makes husks look weak
Butt-plating everywhere
In every suit I will stop and stare
Missing geth due to your cheeks
Your husky voice makes husks look weak

I don't care 
What happened on Horizon on Horizon
You dumped me, shouted and ridiculed me I just think
Back to Ilos
When I was at a loss for words
Alenko 
No one will ever know
Why I keep running back

Alenko

Just a little ditty I did for the "rebel" mages. The tavern songs in Inquisition were beautiful and pretty much inspired me to come up with something of my own. Kinda.

Apostate's Chant

LYRICS:
They say up in Sandy Shores, where no grass can be seen
Lives a balding psycho and his Rage figurine
Some may call Trevor and some may call him T
Word is he’s on the hunt for the ghost Michael Townley
Better pack your bags boy
Better Get up and leave
Better use whatever tricks are still up your sleeve
Trevor’s going on a rampage for 3 days he has not slept
Now he’s heading to your home to go shit on your doorstep
When they say you’re dead you better stay dead
When they say you’re dead you better stay dead
Abandonment issue meth head
Is gonna put you in the ground
When they say you’re dead you better stay dead
When they say you’re dead you better stay dead
You’re sociopathic best friend
Is gonna put you in the ground
No one man could ever prepare for when T walked through the door
Jumped up on speed and an itching need to do another score
No amount of words or apologies could simmer this one down
The friendship was missed yet you’re gonna wish that he never came into to town
Better watch your back boy
Better hide the past away
Better to confront eachother when in a drunken disarray
Everyone Trevor loves leaves him
And Mike you’ve helped with that
A capital T filled misery that wants his best friend back
Oh when they say you’re dead you better stay dead
When they says you’re dead you better stay dead
The Vinewood living Judus
Was lost when he was found
When they say you’re dead you better stay dead
When they say you’re dead you better stay dead
The threats will remain endless
Till you find some common ground
Better go call up Franklin
Better call up and thank him
Better call and tell him how’s he’s made you proud
Cos Trevor you know he sees ya
Oh you know that Trevor really sees ya
Past the mentor demeanor
A traitor you’ve been crowned

Better Stay Dead

Finally got my arse and rerecorded this cover I did. The quality is still meh but it's better than the first recorded version.
For those of you listening for the first time, this is basically a homage cover to the Citadel DLC that was released for Mass Effect 3.
LYRICS:
I sent the invites out 
So you better attend
Get in my crib that used to be Andersons
He has a hotub upstairs
Let us all drink and dance and forget the Reapers
Turn up the speakers
Drinking through a straw
Biotics vs Muscles war
Old crew talking shop, headbutting until you drop
Grunt's at the door saying that you can't come in
I'm as free as the dust in the solar wind
Thulium is element sixty nine
Reciting elements at parties of mine
My crew and I know how to have a good time
Turn up the music Glyph this party's sublime
Tali I'm not too sure that the cheese is germ free
Traynor, I'm sure you said that EDI sounds sexy
Yeah I know what I heard
Best we all drink and dance and forget the reapers
Stories of Zaaed
And his rifle Jessie
Shower's broke, Grunt on the floor
Did he just say he is the law?
Javik your cycle has got nothing on this
You're slurring words, I'm pretty sure you are pissed
Everyone gather round, I want to capture this all
Before you can't stand no more and finish all the Ryncol
Love interest sit next to me
Now try to look sobered up and shout Normandy
I make way into the middle of the floor
I hear your hoots and loud belching laughter
I am Commander Shepard
My dancing skills are enough to defeat the Reapers
We're all friends here tonight
Even Miranda and Jack
Let the whole Citadel know where the party's at
A family I've found in you's
Let's hope this ain't the last of the Normandy crew
I love all of you
I think I'm gonna puke
Get me too the bathroom
You've done me proud, my comrades, my Normandy crew.

Normandy Crew (Rework/Citadel Dlc/Die Young Cover)

A cover of Teenage Dream by Katy Perry dedicated to Joker from Mass Effect :)

LYRICS:


I think you're sexy
With an SR2 cap on
I think you're funny
When you try to prove EDI wrong
You're always friendly even when you are mad

Before I met you 
The galaxy was so dull with nothing that new
You turned it around when your face came into view 
Your smile could light up the skies

Fly me through the stars tonight
Heed my words suicide
Pilot me, all you want tonight
Get out your seat that is real leather

Joker you make me feel like the
Normandy the way you treat me right
Steer me into a docking bay of pure starlight of pure starlight

You're voiced by Seth Green
From Robot chicken
My hope for Mass effect 3
That you will let me in
My cabin is so lonely without your delicate bones

Fly me through the stars tonight
Heed my words suicide
Pilot me, all you want tonight
Get out your seat that is real leather

Joker you make me feel like the
Normandy the way you treat me right
Steer me into a docking bay of pure starlight of pure starlight

I will get your bones breaking with the love making
Let you take the controls tonight
Make you yell what the shit love every minute of it
Make our alliance tonight

Before I met you 
The galaxy was so bright with nothing that new
You turned it around when your face came into view 
Your smile could light up the skies

Normandy Dream (Teenage Dream Cover)

Rains Of Castamere (Cover)

A little something I did for the fanfiction 'Masses to Masses 1' by iNf3ctioNZ, because it is awesome!

Ian Vs The Fansong

Loved off the game series and have been dying to do a cover since :)
Had a real connection with this song in particular, that and its one of the few that I can play without sobbing. It feels positive, a moving forward kind of jam you know?

Obstacles (Acoustic Cover)

Exactly the same as before except this one is downloadable. 

LYRICS:

Renegade 
Paragon 
All decisions 
Right and wrong 
Shepard's back again 
And you can't dismiss this claim oh 
Get your fleets get your hordes 
Aliens welcome aboard 
Cause we're gonna end this trilogy with a big bang yeah 
Cerberus please 
If you've got beef 
Prepare to chow down on that meat 
I'm Commander Shepard 
Do you remember me? 
The saviour of the goddamn galaxy

And with every race united against you 
We'll assume direct control 
We fight for the lost, cause that's what we do 
Ah yes Reapers, I should go....

One by one 
They arrive 
Dreadnoughts blacking out the skies 
We will all fight back 
Everytime they attack yeah 
Many deaths there will be 
Bigger than humanity 
Every choice we've made has lead to this moment 
Council please 
Humour us 
Is a Reaper on your doorstep proof enough? 
Delude yourselves again 
While we're rising up 
To take on the machines and show them who's tough

And with every race united against you 
We'll assume direct control 
We fight for the lost, that's what we do 
Ah yes Reapers, I should go....

No matter who you romanced 
We will get all get our chance 
We fight or die man that is the fucking plan 
Whether you're screwing Ashley or you're banging Krios 
Getting down with Kaidan, poppin' sinks with Garrus 
Melding with Liara, tapping that Miranda, getting Jacked up, 
Unless you are a Talimancer 
To dark space, the Reapers we'll send 
For they are the beginning and we are the end

And with every race united against you 
We'll assume direct control 
We fight for the lost, that's what we do 
Ah yes Reapers, I should go....

Ah Yes Reapers (Download limit Reached)

(Spoilers For The Walking Dead Game)
If you didn't love Clementine in The Walking Dead then I'm pretty much judging you right now. I don't even like kids that much and she was my favourite character, I just had to do a little silly song for her, my way of parting ways with the game that emotionally wrecked me I guess.

Music Video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A5zQ3fCkB9Y

LYRICS:
Oh sweet sweet Clementine
You're stronger than you know
Oh sweet sweet Clementine 
This time I'll have to let you go
You've seen many horrid things
But sweet pea for what it's worth
You're the best, kindest, precious thing, that's still here on this Earth
Oh sweet sweet Clementine
This is this end of the road
Oh sweet sweet Clementine
Thank you for the joy that you have bestowed
For these times are dark
Don't be afraid
You survived through this and all that will come your way
My time is short
And you can not stay
Find Omid and Christa and please be safe
Oh oh my sweet sweet Clementine
Chain me up, Everything will be fine
Oh my precious Clementine
Save the bullet, for it's not mine
Oh sweet Clementine
I need you to go
Oh sweet Clementine
Don't ever feel alone
Oh sweet Clementine
I will miss you so
Oh my brave Clementine
I will miss you more than you know

(And then proceed to sob uncontrollably.)

Sweet Clementine

As with all songs that annoy the hell out of me I end up changing the lyrics to something I like. So it ended up as a Citadel DLC tribute song...yeah.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DPd_gsebRVY

Normandy Crew (Citadel DLC song/Die Young Cover)

LoFi INSPIRED don't come at me, i'm learning and i'm fragile.

Produced, mixed and mastered by BumbleBeePixie with A LOT of help, guidance and support from B00B4 - https://soundcloud.com/user-382515618

Artwork by B00B4

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