Some music for the opening cinematic of a videogame I'm working on.  2D brawler called "I Punch Your Face". Will be uploading more music as I make it and hopefully semi-documenting my progress on it.

(This track cuts off at the end because in final programming I will be setting loop points for the music... This will be the case with most of these)

I Punch Your Face! - Level 00 (WIP)

Another track from my "hopefully I will finish it before I'm destitute" video game. 

I Punch Your Face! - Level 01 Final

Level 03 - The Ghettos of Suburban Delaware. The danger grows. The groin and face punches intensify

(Yes, I realize that I skipped Level 02, still working on that... this started off as that music and the more it took shape the more I realized it wasn't the right Level 02 music... trust me... It makes sense in my brain)..

I Punch Your Face! - Level 03 (Unfinished)

Level 02 - A simple stroll through the park becomes a fight for survival... and an opportunity to request more varied enemy models. 

I Punch Your Face! - Level 02

Level 4 - Deep in the Heart of Jesus Park: The Most Jesusiest Place on Earth That Jesus Ever Jesus'd! (Yeah, I'm going to hell, so is everybody else in my opinion). 

I Punch Your Face - Level 04 - Jesus Park

The level in which our hero learns that fists and rage alone may not be enough to finish his quest of vengeance... by getting the ever-loving shit pummeled out of him, of course.

I Punch Your Face! - Level 05 - The Gauntlet

Level 07 - The Temple: Having been saved from the icy hands of death, you awaken in a strange temple bearing weird, ancient markings. Ghostly patrolmen haunt the hallways, protecting one of the most powerful relics known to history: The Giant Punchy Fist of Death and Doom. Who saved our hero? Why bring him here? Why does this guy keep talking all ominously about "consequences of using the relic" over and over again? We may never know.....

I Punch Your Face! - Level 06 - The Temple

Because y'all don't even know about the mayonnaisecore. But you will soon enough. Special thanks to Riley for dumping his brain out on this track for me.For more mayonniasecore, visit Riley at https://soundcloud.com/rydolla

Lyrics:

Mayonnaise drips from my eyes like tears
I eat mayonnaise with Britney Spears

(apprehensive chuckle)

Swimming in an ocean of mayonnaise
Yung Icy Daddy I got mayonnaise for days
I keep mayonnaise underneath my pillow 
CASE
Put it in between my braces
I eat mayonnaise in different places

Catch me eating mayonnaise
While I'm cruising in a tank in Manhattan
I put mayonnaise in the trash can
Extra mayonnaise in the trash can
I put it in my sack, man
Yeahhhhhhh

I got mayonnaise everywhere
I spread it on the stairs
Like I spread it on a sandwich
I smoke on really expensive cannabis

Ugh
While I sing this song
I get smashed on a thousand dollar bong

Mayonnaise
Mayonnaise all over the place
I got mayonnaise in secret space
I've got mayonnaise in my drawers
I steal mayonnaise from the store

Eat mayonnaise, put my whores to wars
Mayonnaise \Whores
Mayonnaise hos get a lot of cash
I spent all my money on mayonnaise

Don't have enough money for that shit
I can't afford a prophylactic
So I just pull... (Ashamed laughter) out...


Mayonnaise (a bunch of times)

I use mayonnaise
Man, I rub it all over my body
I've got guns that fire mayonnaise
Got a large gun collection
I walk around carrying mayonnaise and a large erection
Ugh
Mayonnaise in all directions
Mayonnaise

(Yeah) This song is really good
I carry sacks of mayonnaise through dangerous neighborhoods

I got a pile of Nickleback CDs
And I got a bunch of mayonnaise and DVD's
That I watch religiously
I start my own mayonnaise religion, B.

I'm dedicated to mayonnaise like I am to my money
Look at my garage you dummy
I got 78 cars, look at that Porsche
That's parked in the forest
Where I can see where my mayonnaise at
Mayonnaise... with a baseball bat
I smear it on
Put mayonnaise inside my male thong

Mayonnaise in between my teeth
You always see mayonnaise when I speak
Catch me at the park, after dark, on the bench
When I drink that mayonnaise my thirst is quenched (I'm the best)
(Mayonnaise all over my chest)

Mayonnaise Gun (A Pile of Nickleback CDs) ft. Rydolla

COLLABORATION TIME!

Here is the instrument-only (plus robotic backing vocals for chorus) for the song. I did my "I can't really sing so I'm just gonna mess around" version. But I think the song might have some appeal with... you know... somebody who can really sing.

So download this track, add your vocal and share the results! I'm looking forward to seeing them!

When Ur Dum (Instrumental)

Something I did a LONGGGGGGG time ago. Pretty much the day after it aired. Turned out pretty well, I think.

Poker Face (Cartman Remix)

Just some songs I recorded on my phone. Hope ya like em.

bunksteve