Not me crying as soon as i heared the voice- o7 BFTBG King

we miss you techno you will be missed 😔🙏 God bless you 💝🙏

gettin bored of walls 2
i should find a new minigame
october 2013
saw the game and i thought
oh my god, the fuck is this?
so many op kits
but i guess i'll play a game

horse tamers every game
dominating winter all day long
everybody's kit's the same
because it is so damn strong
but hey, i can survive
i get better ping here than to thehive
teams and hackers everywhere
but nobody plays blitz to be fair

so i'll keep on playing
and get horse tamer 6
my horse is fast but stupid
and i will call it brick
toxicologist gets added
with a level 5 stone sword
keep going with a single dream that
one day i'll be leaderboards
gonna join another map
but i know it's all in vain
tryna earn some coins
but it's not worth the pain
got a long list of level 7's
no high level kits i've gained
keep getting rogue'd in deathmatch
but that's just the game

hypixel gets a new host
i will miss you 30 ping
now it’s on the east coast
but now i only want one thing
to get the youtube rank
what the fuck it’s 30k subs?
and i join the elite team

screaming, crying, horse users
as we nerf their kit to bits
don't worry, toxic’s next
we'll completely revamp blitz
make it a whole new game
while i try and rise to fame
i'll make for myself a name
when i'm done here this game will never be the same

so i release my first montage
become a rising star
people blame my hit detection
because of my 5 bar
but it was the first of many, and i buy armorer 10
people blame thorns constantly but
i still make one again
i name it unexpected
later i release life
my personal favorite
flawlesses left and right
but blitz has some new problems
and this one’s pretty dumb
only one map ever fills up
why is it caelum?

remove caelum and replace it with v2
but it’s still half the things people queue
so many teams the forums explode
so we release an update: team mode

that was my last move
and i leave the elite team
people ask me why but
i must follow my dreams
i guess that marks the end of
my whole 9 month regime
but i'm telling you the game is
better off than it seems
so that was blitz
it's been over a year
nowadays there’s nothing
but lots of diamond gear
there’s five scouts in each round
it's getting quite insane
i keep getting janitored but
that's just the game

blitz — technoblade

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