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STAR WARES: BATTLE OF THE HUROS

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I Durmed A Durm

I'm Going On An Adventure

Fellowship Of The King's Dream Tower (feat. JayhanTheMusician)

MEGAN!!

Baby It's REALLY Cold Outside

Swab The Deck And Walk The Halls

He's Coming

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My Name Is Jeff

Cream Time Fun Fun (Lost In Ikea)

SO HARD

Made with love from myself and Dopesick TV (https://www.youtube.com/user/ollenberger121)

Making-of video coming soon to youtube.com/burgerpizzamike.

STAR WARES: THE FORCE GETS ERECT

In the Game of Bees, you sting and you die.

Game Of Bees

Link Smokes A Fat Blunt

Benedict Cumberbatch

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HAVING FUN ISN'T HARD WHEN YOU HAVE NIGHTMARES

hit that fat blunt inject a marijuana slap yourself with some pot smoke a toasty mary jane just blaze

420 BLAZE IT

Made from a clip from my youtube channel Pizza Time. Check it out! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCqiyZ1RMMYobemuS6AY7H2g

Boners

Russel Crowe

VIDEO SING ALONG: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kd8x7G8U4sY

Cersei's Day Off

NACHOS

PIZZA TIME

This generation is well and truly garbage’: Why millennials are the worst, according to a self-hating millennial.

Millennials are the worst. 

I should know — I am one, and I have bought into this conveniently manufactured narrative that definitely isn’t just the latest buzzword for the youth of today. It most certainly is not a clear vessel designed to hold an older generation’s anxieties about their own failed dreams and worn-down hopes. It is absolutely not just a convenient, distant place made for something to complain about.

Nor is it representative of a baseline fear humanity has expressed since the first moment we looked into a baby’s hopeful, vacant eyes and had the terrifying realization that all of our deeds will have consequences – intended or otherwise – until the last consciousness flickers out of comprehension, or the heat death of the universe, whichever comes first. This is definitely a new and very specific trend, an entire arbitrarily defined generation being somehow different than the arbitrarily defined generations that came before it.

I mean, just look at what these millennials are doing. Being short-sighted. Assuming that everything will work out for them simply because they want it to. Occasionally complaining when it doesn’t. Overconfidently believing that they can somehow shift the momentum of thousands of years of societal development just because they have one or two new-fangled tools. It’s disgusting. And utterly unprecedented among a species that has seen no appreciable changes since it first figured out that standing upright might be a good way to hunt.

This generation is well and truly garbage. We know this because we can point to all those generations who came before it, who were and are solid and unchanging, still animated by the same concerns and values they formed in the time between their hormones finally slowing down a little and their acquisition of measurable power – or at least enough seniority to convince themselves they had power.

Just ask any of the unanimously elected Boomer councils that run one of the anarcho-syndicalist communes that dot our landscape like stars in our clear and unpolluted night sky. You’ll find that whatever loud and reasonably unique minority emerging from literally everyone born in a 20-year stretch always forms the convenient narrative for an entire generation. The character they exhibit in their first few years of adulthood is the one that defines them from then on.

You can tell this has extra weight because, as mentioned above, I am one of these people, and though you might think that my presence outside this media boogeyman might cause me to view it and other convenient explanations of the world around me with a degree of suspicion, actually I just realized I can impress people who have money by adding perceived authority to their ill-formed prejudices. 

Also, as a millennial, I am powerless to think about anything other than myself and my own feelings on everything. That is also one of the things that just makes me the absolute worst, and I would love to fight against it, but hey, fish can’t change the current of the water they’re swimming in.

And it is only really after gazing profoundly into your own navel that you can truly appreciate how filthy and disgusting it truly is. Clearly another thing my generation needs to learn is hygiene. Or, no, wait, sorry, no one has yet complained about millennials as potentially dirty. That was the hippies. Sorry, the last thing I, someone who uses the phrase “millennials” with no trace of nausea, wants to do is have anything resembling an original or unique insight into this phenomena.





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