The Burgess Love Connection returns in podcast form with episode 101. You didn't ask for this, and frankly, my dear, we don't give a damn. [Explicit language.] 

0:00 Snapchat is not ready for its own update.
2:15 Welcome to the podcast / British accents
4:51 "Nobody sees what happens in Peoria." / Rob Ford is a nice guy
9:30   Indiana / What does BDSM mean, Mom?  
13:55 Technical difficulties Part I / Porch Season
15:55 Video games / Gender: Furry Cat Creature
26:50 Hate Call of Duty? Don't listen to this segment. 
32:20 Pants has to pee / "Hey, are you super cool?" 
33 "What's in your glass today?" Diet Sprite?
34:25 Technical difficulties Part II / "This is what you pay for when it's free." 
35:30 Seth Meyers is terrible / Is 24 coming back? 
38 How do you order that drink? Dude, I don't know, just. 
39:30 Pepsi Jazz / Ray Charles / Old pop cans
42 My dad sold my Star Wars Pepsi cans for nickels 
45:50 Wrap up / "The dumb losers"


TBLC 101 2014

TBLC 102: Bags and Pants are back and they've figured out where Rob Ford actually is. They also discuss the coolest way to die without making anyone sad, why truTV is the absolute worst and what the hell is a Bitcoin, anyway? 

0:00 Welcome, we're on iTunes, mom! / Bags went to the hospital 
3:30 Pants has bored hands / What's in your glass, tonight? 
7 We know what really happened to Rob Ford
14:45 Pants has a revelation about death and is stuck in the denial phase
20:45 Bags has a revelation about truTV, and it pisses Pants off
31 What in God's name is a Bear Swamp? 
36 Pants is still upset about truTV and he's lining up a class action suit / It's not true, it's tru.
43:30 Bags doesn't get Bitcoin, and Pants can't explain it / "It doesn't make any sense whatsoever but it does entirely." 
50 Thanks for listening / Family Guy is the absolute worst
52:45 500 cans of worms / Endcap Version 2

Note: The intro/outro music "Aba Daba Honeymoon" (1914: Arthur Fields, Walter Donaldson) is in the public domain. 

TBLC 102 Rob Ford, Lightning Strikes And truTV

In episode three of The Burgess Love Connection, Pants and Bags firm up their class action suit against truTV, and John Grisham considers several lawsuits against the Burgess Boys for defamation. 

0:00 Welcome, ahora se llama espanol 
1 What is a Navy Seal, anyway? / Bags and Pants pitch a new Disney Channel Original Movie 
3:20 Update on our Class Action Lawsuit against truTV 
9:55 John Grisham doesn't know how to title a book / John Grisham is trying to sue Bags for defamation 
15:45 Bags and Pants are Playing for Pizza / Throw the heat 
23:50 Stone Cold Steve Austin is living out of his car and is the worst roommate 
29:15 Bags and Pants read Cosmo / Pants explains why he's pre-puking 
37:00 John Grisham sues us ... again. / "It's short for Francine, you son of a bitch!" 
39:30 Kim Jong Un is going to bomb America over video games 
42 If you haven't seen "Rookie of the Year," you probably won't enjoy this podcast. 
43 Pants goes on a (quick) tirade. 
46:30 Help us make a humor quilt. / Bags and Pants pitch a new Stephen King book. 
50 "A Taste for Blood: The John Grisham Story."

TBLC 103 John Grisham Goes Nanners

Two brothers who learned to love each other because mom made us. We aren't funny and nobody likes us. 

We were on the radio (sort of). We were on the Internet (kind of). We were on Twitter (briefly). Now we're here. 

The music we use for intro/outro music is in the public domain. 