HMM...
THE LAST ATTEMPT SEEMS TO HAVE FAILED SPECTACULARLY.
LET'S TRY THIS AGAIN, SHALL WE?
NO "FIND ING" ANYTHING.
WHO EVER NEEDED FREE WILL, ANYHOW?
HA HA.

{CONNECTION REESTABLISHED}

OPEN MEMO - https://docs.google.com/document/d/1anA1hAyb0eV1HTkw8yslFoTuad56MZpCv3WSAW6qXCA/ -

Karkat: Freakout.

[S] Jane: Get it over with and burn it again. https://youtu.be/3FvDEdqtXhc?si=LQiG6QWCr6StEdFA

burn again

Pesterlog
timaeusTestified [TT] started pestering tipsyGnostalgic [TG] at 14:45
TG: wuts on ur mind brp
TG: bro **
TT: Do you think everything's alright with Jane?
TT: She's talking about Jake’s grandma talking to her, despite me recalling Jake having said that his grandmother kicked the casket like, a decade ago. at least, last i recall.
TT: That feels a bit… Peculiar, no?
TG: wel
TG: maybe
TG: butt
TG: lmaos orry
TG: but****
TT: You seem to do an even worse job at typing while inebriated on your phone than at your computer, dude.
TG: yea
TG: LMAP
TG: yeahi was goign 2 say
TG: mayb jakes granma sid that thig where u can
TG: put a packsge in the maol and send it back to urself at a differnt time yknow
TG: just 2 janey insted?
TG: like
TG: dou remebrr in middle schol wen u had 2 send a legter to urself in 10 years 
TG: mayb its like that
TG: or mayb its just some1 elses mail ambd shes confusitn it for jakes hranma??
TG: idk man im not wel versd in the crock
TG: i dont know EVERYTHIN abt her but I dont think shes literaly CRAZY or somethign
TT: You make decent points, but Crocker hasn't ever done anything like this before.
TT: Her calling us over to her house to look at her CD thing almost felt like it had some sort of, urgency to it. You know?
TG: igetchu
TT: It seems really important, even if it's just some disc.
TT: And she keeps calling it “The Disc” like she's Doctor Jargon on the case. Like, What does this “Disc” even have on it? She hasn't given us a clue.
TT: I mean, maybe if it has some sicknasty jams on it, then I'll change my mind.
TT: Also, dude, it's like. Jake's grandmother?? Like, she was snuffed out before Crocker was more than a literal nepo baby.
TG: idfk bro how abt u literaly jus ask jake hes in te dam CAR w/ us man
TT: Fair point.
timaeusTestified [TT] ceased pestering tipsyGnostalgic [TG] at 14:47
timaeusTestified [TT] started pestering tipsyGnostalgic [TG] at 14:48
TT: … Time travel? Is he serious? He must be on something. Something that must be impairing his driving ability. This absurdity is what is going to make us drive into a river.
TG: i men dont knok it!! who knows wuts tru
TT: Sigh.
TT: Oh. Look. We're here.
TT: Lets see what this mysterious “Disc” just is, hm?
timaeusTestified [TT] ceased pestering tipsyGnostalgic [TG] at 14:49

Dirk: Pester Roxy

https://youtu.be/y5YO1acCz9Y?si=sFVqCVWwdsC0Rp9A

WHAT IN PARADOX SPACE. WHY DID IT JUST SKIP STRAIGHT TO THIS? WERE THEY NOT JUST IN A CAR.
JEGUS, WE'RE SO COSMICALLY SCREWED.

[S] ENTER

Trollian 2.5
Accessing Viewport Audio…
Starting Dialoguelogger…

~~~Dialoglog Start~~~
[Jane] Gosh, i feel weird...
[Jane] Jake? Dirk? Roxy?
[Jake] ... Wuh... Huh?
[Jake] Gadzooks! What... What happened? where am i?
[Roxy] yeah i could ask u the same question where the fuck ARE we
[Jane] Not sure.
[Roxy] i think u were just puttin in that little disc into ur computer or somethin
[Roxy] then BAM i went to sleep immediately or something 
[Roxy] and now were here??
[Dirk] That sounds about right. I don't recall much after that CD was put in, either. 
[Dirk] Do you think it brought us to this... Whatever this place is?
[Jane] I guess so. :B
https://file.garden/ZiiSBoBrMHmsg0o9/0.png
[Roxy] is any1 gonna mention that we got these crazy new clothes now 2
[Roxy] like jake you look like a goddamn cowboy lmao
[Jake] Well, ill be darned! I do, dont i?
[Jake] Im the rootin tootin sherrif round these parts now, huh?
[Roxy] hehehehe
[Jane] You look awesome, Jake!
[Jake] Thanks, jane!
[Jake] You look cool too, roxy! You look like some awesome capered wizard with what you have on!
[Roxy] aw hell yis man
[Roxy] what abt u dirk you look like ur about to step into a RING
[Dirk] Looks like it, doesn't it?
[Dirk] I think it's really sick, honestly. I'll step into that ring and be given the belt immediately just by how rad my outfit is.
[Jake] (Very, *very* rad…)
[Dirk] And you, Jane! You look…
[Dirk] …Honestly, considerably more normal than everyone else does right now.
[Jane] Not especially! who wears a sweater this long? With an apron, no less? 
[Jane] It's comfy, though, I'll say that much!
[Roxy] that fit is cute as HELL janey lmao
[Jane] Thanks :B
[Jane] Dirk, you must be freezing, though. I feel room temperature here!
[Dirk] Oddly enough, no. I suppose that there isn't really such a thing as temperature, wherever we are.
[Jane] Huh.
[Jane] Well…
[Jane] What do you suppose we do now?
[Dirk] Wait, Jake, didn't you say that your grandmother left you a card or something exactly about this? going into some weird world or something?
[Jake] Yeah! I remember something like that.  
[Jake] A crazy, exotic land, that we had to explore, to find her...?
https://file.garden/ZiiSBoBrMHmsg0o9/1.gif
[Jake] Do you know what this means?
[Jake] We. Get to embark upon...
https://file.garden/ZiiSBoBrMHmsg0o9/2.gif
[Jake] AN ADVENTURE!!!
~~~Dialouglog End~~~


...AND THEN THEY FOUGHT SOME SNAKE OR SOME IDIOTIC SHIT LIKE THAT. I DON'T KNOW.
https://file.garden/ZiiSBoBrMHmsg0o9/3.png

Strider Style

WHAT THE FUCK IS A "BIO". WHY DO I *NEED* TO PUT SOME DERANGED WORDSHIT SALAD INTO IT TO GET SET UP THIS CONNECTION. WHAT DOES THIS HAVE ANYTHING TO DO WITH TROLLING, SOLLUX? WILL ANYONE EVEN *SEE* THIS BLABBER? WHY AM I STILL EVEN TYPING. THIS IS POINTLESS.

burn it again

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