Name: Ultimate Dirk Theme - Clark Powell, Astro Kid by spicer 🌀
Duration: 5 min 14 s
Description: ultimate dirk did be lookin like a bear doe

hate him why did they make his theme secx tho

http://homestuck.bandcamp.com/track/derse-dreamers

Derse Dreamers

http://homestuck.bandcamp.com/track/time-on-my-side

Time On My Side

Cyberware

art by pavizi
pavizi.tumblr.com

samples "The Sweet Science" by Vulfpeck

a theme for Ellsee Raines, from Vast Error: Vol. 3, available for free here: https://vasterror.bandcamp.com/album/vast-error-vol-3

Blood Right

▲trollkind cannot gain anything without first giving something in return. to obtain something of equal value must be lost. that is alchemys first law of equivalent exchange. in those days, we really believed that to be the worlds one, and only, truth.▼

i wrote the original track when i was a teenager in a shitty band called "the isotopes" which is a reference to the baseball team on the simpsons. yikes. i played drums. bigger yikes. i fixed it up for this because we... just didn't have anything that fit. the idea is that its.. a jade blood who is trying very hard not to be one. 

you still have all the trappings of jade blood music: piano, bells, harps, arpeggios, some sort of.. ethereal moments.. but its like this weird bad rockabilly nonsense. you can hear how a like 11 year old me wrote what i considered to be "stride piano" there was a point this was gonna be a grubbles song but its like... well theres only two of them. so i kinda went buckwild on the drums a bit. remember dammek? i wonder what that guys up to. probably some stupid shit LMAO.

anyway a lot of you are wondering why trace put fucking lapras in the preview image and i guess the burden falls upon me to explain. on twitter there is an artist who predicted every single time it was gonna be daraya whether they had evidence or not and theres a whole like in-joke comic about daraya bringing a lapras plush (named SLAPRAS) to jade blood show and tell... look man i dont make this shit up theres a lot of lore. if you arent on homestuck twitter its about a thousand times better than anywhere else for that sort of... golden-age-homestuck fandom feel. nothing will ever come close to that but this feels very nostalgic to just joke and laugh with friends and shit. you guys have been really good to me. thanks.

▲trollkind cannot gain anything without first giving something in return. to obtain something of equal value must be lost. that is alchemys first law of equivalent exchange. in those days, we really believed that to be the worlds one, and only, truth.▼

this title is too long, see description. (DARAYA'S THEME)

here it is. the end of an era. working on friendsim has been an absolutely wild ride. i honestly can't tell you what its meant to me to be a part of something like this again. i've learned a lot about myself and what im capable of and what im willing to do to make it work. i guess this probably comes off as cryptic.

a lot happened. an absolutely bananas series of events that lead up to this project and the more baffling moments that have transpired since. its... one of those things that only homestuck could have produced, you know? It was an incredible opportunity with a lot of ups and downs and emotional significance. it will probably continue to be that. I had a lot of fun doing all of this for you. it also... ate up a LOT of my time, though. I have been on a nonstop homestuck train for like the last five years and only now that i've gotten into the groove of things its ending again. bittersweet. for now. 

i don't really know how to feel but i hope i at least wrote a song or two you liked along the way. 

heres the one for MC/DOC SCRATCH that i think is my favorite from the whole thing. its based off a song from an old (bad) fantroll album i did in like 2011 (and the song was written even earlier than that) that made the homestuck music community real mad at me because they thought i was getting preferential treatment because my album got approved and someone on the music team's didn't. they used this incident to talk shit about me for several years. one of them made fun of me for my dad passing away?? yikes. most of us have made our peace (i understand how easy it is to get caught up in dog-piling on a common enemy or w/e) but theres still one or two that are like... still real mad at me for this. they'll say like "you were rude to us" and its like... you guys... literally made fun of me for not having parents.

this one got away from me. anyway. thanks for listening. stop being weird to me on twitter. tip your waitstaff.

WORST END

I've always been a lame Homestuck dork, and James Roach always kills it with the tracks, so I thought it'd be cool if I wrote one in his kinda style for my trollsona, Shiiro Kisshi!

This amazing art is courtesy of Max Calderon!! I couldn't have asked for anything better.
https://twitter.com/maxcalderon_yt2
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCgP-phcAQDj05o38atKLBNg

You can support James Roach here:
https://soundcloud.com/jamesroachmusic
https://twitter.com/hamesatron

lmao anyway (hiveswap friendsim fantrack)

http://homestuck.bandcamp.com/album/homestuck-vol-9

Homestuck Vol. 9 / Track 8 / Pumpkin Party in Sea Hitler's Water Apocalypse

Purple Tyrant

ultimate dirk did be lookin like a bear doe

Ultimate Dirk Theme - Clark Powell, Astro Kid

Vast Error Vol. 3 - 04 Blood Right

🍰 spicer 🍰
🍥 i show up to all the showdowns im sure to fail🍥
🍀 he / him🍀

last.fm.. : https://www.last.fm/user/vikareblood

Ultimate Dirk Theme - Clark Powell, Astro Kid

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