It's sooo amazing it will make you cry. It's about Ron being nervous about having the squirts for his date with Hermoine.
LYRICS
What am I supposed to say?
I'm really afraid
of her finding out, about my secret

I don't want to tell you
You might catch the flu
if you find out don't you dare tell her

I need to wash myself again
to hide all the puke and slugs
cause I'd be scared, of ruining this date

But is harry my real friend?
Does he also have the squirts
am I really puking? Right now?

I think I've got the squirts, oh no
How could this get any worse? Oh no no.

Just lying in the back of the Hogwarts school,
Talking to hermoine, waiting for something to happen
I hope she doesn't find out I hope we can be happy
I wish I wish I wish that I could get some

I'm planning my first date
I want some love not hate
but things aren't my way!
And where are you?

They brought in the Clean Up Crew
The poops all over the walls
and it smells bad, it smells awful

I know I've got the squirts, oh no
How could this get any worse? Oh no no.

Just lying in the back of the Hogwarts school,
Talking to hermoine, waiting for something to happen
I hope she doesn't find out I hope we can be happy
I wish I wish I wish that I could get some

I wanna poop, pee
I wanna be part of the human race
I wanna poop, pee
I wanna be part of the human race race race race

What am I supposed to say?
I'm really afraid
of her finding out, about my secret
    

BUTT <3