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The End Of An Era

GET ME SOME RAISINS ON MY PLATE

banana & the monkey men bonus track
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RAISINS

FUCK YOU BUTTERNUT MUFFIN CREEPYPASTAS UNITE!!!!!

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an entirely original song not by anybody nor parodying anything entirely original about baseball and nothing else

They Hit The Ball

me and bigpoopy jr23 were bored in the studio and thought it would be funny if we made a musical number about some guy meeting jeffrey epstein in heaven set to rush e and this is the product

heres the lyrics if you like that stuff:
I am Jeffrey Epstein
That is me

Welcome to my island I have many things galore
I made it up to heaven due to cheating the system
Others call me genius or they call me carnivore
Call me what you will you see but know I am no whore

Well, here we meet in heaven what's your name and age and date of birth and as a matter of fact where are you from?
I'll duly note all of this information but you'll never even step a foot near my king-
- Dom! Stephen Hawking, David Copperfield, Donald Trump, Elon Musk presumably, and all the rest!
Not a single soul on this entire living planet has ever provocated my best!
What's your purpose what's your point and what's the real tried and true reason you stand in front of me
Telling me to leave this Heaven would be hypocritical and frankly I just do not see the point

I shalt stay here for my future afterlife as I please
After a lifetime of bringing all the youngins to their knees

MIKE: You know damn well what you've done and there's no way you'll stay here
I'll bring you down to hell if God'd please

GOD: no thanks.

EPSTEIN: Dr. Mona Devanesan, Bradley Edwards, Ellison, Micheal Jackson, and Reiter are all my knights
After every tempesting tenacious tag of trouble they will all succumb to my plights
What's your purpose what's your point and what's the real reason that you valiantly stand in front of me
Telling me to leave this Heaven would be hypocritical and frankly I just do not see the point

Epstein
Reckoning
Epstein
Seconding

Time for my second coming
All those children best be running
Bringing back the island running everything to power for the clever-crafted excuse of my own sick game
Winning all my fortunes and destroying all these margins of celebrities I guess it's a shame
That's how the game is played so you know and I'd know because I played it with kids all the time
You're getting nowhere faster and I'll shortly be your master if you ignore my crimes
I shalt stay here for my future afterlife as I please
After a lifetime of bringing all these weaklings to their knees

MIKE: You know damn well what you've done and I'm shocked that you're still here
I'd bring you down to hell if God'd jeer

GOD: tough luck

EPSTEIN: I remain unstoppable a power ranging gods with my own varnish in a world where I'm god-kissed
Looking at it from a different angle I can semi-kinda understand why you're still pissed
Hate to break it to you champ but there is just no reality in our galaxy where I would've missed
I'd normally pursue singing and dabbling in show tuning but I think that you get the gist

Welcome to my island I have many things galore
I made it up to heaven due to cheating the system
Others call me genius or they call me carnivore
Call me what you will you see but know I am no whore
Not a single living soul in Heaven Hell or Earth could be prepared for what I've conjured up in store
Lather up your ears with lotion and start making all the motions and maybe I can really tell you more

Elvis if he was resurrected Feat. Lil Yung Swagbag

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