IS IT CATCHY? Oh yes! 
CAN WE DANCE TO IT? Yes, just put a ball-bearing in one of your shoes
ARE THERE ANY SIDE EFFECTS? Nothing that soap and water won't cure.

Alfredo (Euro Song)

Alf & Audrey Bradshaw sing a romantic(?) duet. So romance is not dead after all (well, not for Audrey anyway ... Alf is another matter)

I've Got Alf_Alf & Audrey Bradshaw

Buzz Hawkins: currently known best for being writer, voices, producer of "The Bradshaws" - radio's favourite funny family. Songwriter, music producer, voice-actor and all-round clever-clogs.