Matthew McConaughey

[Intro]

Babbyyy, I like that weed



[Verse 1]

Uh, Prig on the track

No way, that’s gay

You know that I don’t play

When he hits the bowl

It’s not safe

The ice cream is gonna get devoured in 2 minutes

He might eat some more, maybe some thin mints

But there’s not much crack when he goes OT

I pray he doesn’t eat another Sour Punch straw piece

But he doesn’t give a fuck, so he’s like



[Hook]

I need a one bowl

I need to smoke 2 more

And I’m listening to J Cole

I got bitches stripping on my totem pole

Yeah, I need a one bowl

I need to smoke 2 more

And I’m listening to J Cole

I got bitches stripping on my totem pole



[Bridge]

Babyyyy, I like that weed



[Verse 2]

I need a vyvanse

I just popped 2 xans 

But Jaxon still is a Craxon

When he's high, he acts deader than Michael Jackson

And I just splooged on the carpet

Jaxon's a Jewish cranberry, he's redder than Target

And if you're reading this its too late

And I'm gonna tell the truth like Pikeael's roommate 

Cuz... 



[Hook]

I need a one bowl

I need to smoke 2 more

And I’m listening to J Cole

I got bitches stripping on my totem pole

Yeah, I need a one bowl

I need to smoke 2 more

And I’m listening to J Cole

I got bitches stripping on my totem pole



[Break]

You're not making any sense right now

You're not, you're not, making any sense

Oh no, not making any sense 

You're not, you're not, you're not making sense

You're not, you're not making any sense, Prig

You're not, you're not, you're not making any sense

Oh no, not making any sense

You're not making any sense right now



[Bridge]

Baaaaby I like that weed

I fucked a marijuana leaf

I chief like keef

And I can't feel my knees 

Cause baabbbyyy 

I like that weed 

(Oh no, not making any sense)

I like, like, like, like

(You're not, you're not, making any sense, Prig)

I like, like, like, like

I fucked a marijuana leaf

(You're not, you're not making any sense)

And I chief like keef

(You're not, you're not making any sense)

And I can't feel my knees

(You're not making any sense right now!)



[Hook]

I need a one bowl

I need to smoke 2 more

And I’m listening to J Cole

I got bitches stripping on my totem pole

Yeah, I need a one bowl

I need to smoke 2 more

And I’m listening to J Cole

I got bitches stripping on my totem pole

One Bowl

I am the Jaxon Craxon
I’m spitting straight facts son
Pull up in the vibe
Get a lotta reaction
Yeah my flow AYLE
Yeah my flow EEEEEEE
Get back and Smad’s sleepin on us, *claps* ya ya sss sss
This Prigden mean, this Prigden freaky
That Smad is faded, that Smad is tweaking
When I’m on campus, they call me Cracky
How high are you? Someone needs to bowl me
Damn, a third bowl, I mean I’m faded but I could use a few mo
I’m literally fine, goodbya
As for your sex life, dead. Mariah

That’s YU Smad
That’s YU YU SMAD SMAD
That’s YU Smad
That’s YU YU SMAD SMAD
That’s YU Smad
That’s YU YU SMAD SMAD

Man fuck y’all Michaels
Shut up, quit cryin
Shoot up everything just likes it Columbine
Triple OG bowls, these hoes blow me
Michael got KKK blood, built like a Nazi
He’s super rich, gonna take a dick
King of Valpo, loves riding Budziellik
What you want on em, take ur order bitch
Traditional wings from Buffa’s bitch
Yeah, no chin, no chin
The Prig’s got no chill with what I’m sayin
Yeah, go kill yourself
You’re gonna spend the night with Ellie  again

That’s YU Smad
That’s YU YU SMAD SMAD
That’s YU Smad
That’s YU YU SMAD SMAD
That’s YU Smad
That’s YU YU SMAD SMAD

Uh, weed in my bowl
Bitches stripping on my totem pole
Michael’s gonna get thrown up like Hope
Right before my YY quick scope
Headed to the car yeah you know they smoking
With —— from —————
Smad’s on his knees with my dick in his mouth, he’s choking
Yo supa gay, make like zach and play some 2K
————, ———, cmon man pick a bae
Smad is such a mothafuckin stoner,
Every time he looks at Ellie he gets a damn boner.
There’s a new kid on sesame street,
Big Bird’s the name, cya bro YEET

That’s YU Smad
That’s YU YU SMAD SMAD
That’s YU Smad
That’s YU YU SMAD SMAD
That’s YU Smad
That’s YU YU SMAD SMAD

Y.U. Smad (feat. Jaxon Craxon, DJ Hindu & Rick Smoss)

Crack to Crack

Sploogin Everywhere

Still Lies (Doctor Diss Track) [feat. Smosh]

Closer (Originally Performed by the Chainsmokers ft. Halsey) [Instrumental Version] - Single9

RIP Vibe (feat. Craxon)

6:09 in Bloomington - Single

6:09 in Bloomington (feat. Smosh & DJ Hindu)

BWA (Buffalos With Attitude)