A humorous track about a pirates sexual escapades.

Lyrics:
Whats it mean to be pirate on the open sea
I'll tell you a-bit about a pirates sex life and disease
I don't just mean the typhus and the dysentery
The ones my tale speaks about are violent STDs

Her name was esmerlda and she was 1 of 10
But after a several rums in me that 1 shot to the moon
the grog it flowed like water and that 1 went up to 10
by nights end i was beard deep in-ol' esmereldas poon

She said that she would like to peg, I thought she meant my wooden leg
She hoisted up my sails and gargled on my cannon balls this lass
She shivered my timbers and swabbed my deck I thought i'd blow like a powder keg
But as I started to walk the plank she shoved my leg clean up my ass.

I woke up bright and early to escape that demon spawn
I packed up all all my things and and tried to tiptoe out the door
I made it back to the port before my ship set sail at dawn
And then i felt the burning itch I'd picked up from that whore

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