Stephen Hawkins
there was a scientist who understood
the secrets of the whole universe
he spoke of black holes, singularities
the gods were angered with his blasphemy

they struck him down with what man could not cure
left him dying spazing on the floor
alas they thought he was a vegetable 
they didn't know if he could think at all

he drew a diagram with his chin
top engineers and scientist flown in
his body rebuild with some high tech frames
like a phoenix rising from the flames
 
Stephen Hawking, he's the one with the massive brain. 
Stephen Hawking, head supported by a frame.
Stephen Hawking, he's half robot, he's half a man. 
Stephen hawking, talks just like an American
Stephen Hawkins, on the dancefloor he can jive
Stephen hawking, as he grooves like jonnie 5
Stephen hawking, the modern world keeps him alive
 

his electric vocals are so powerful
the lights, the fame, the drugs the booze the college girls
touring round the world takin perks ands talks
but in his mind his vengeance he does plot.

he unveiled his master plan
to rid the universe of man
step from the hanger now he's 10 ft. tall
as he cries exterminate them all

Stephen Hawking, now he's faster than a car
Stephen Hawking, got a secret base on mars
Stephen Hawking, built a death ray in the sky
Stephen hawking, don't look into his evil eye.
Stephen hawking, brings destruction to the world

Stephen Hawking

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