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*UPDATE*: OH MY GOD! Thanks for 100 downloads! I really don't understand how that happened but anyways... New  download link available here: http://tindeck.com/listen/bvojw I'll probably revamp this thing in a few months and repost it. Thanks again!

AKA "There's A Good Reason These Captchalogue Cards Are Numbered Honey, You Just Haven't Thought Of It Yet" - My own little Broadway Karkat cover of "There's A Good Reason These Tables..." (etc,etc) by Panic! At The Disco. I really wish I could do an actual Karkat voice, but sadly I just can't so I used my normal vocals and some theatrical exaggeration here and there. Also, sorry about the crappy instrumental track. Hope you enjoy! C:

Lyrics:
Please leave all broken swords, wands, and hammers with the doorman. (Hey, Doc)
From that moment you'll be out-of-place and under-armed.
I'm wrecking this reck'ning already and
Hating every minute of it
Ruining this session for the mildly inspiring end. (x2)

When you've a got black sweater and accentuating nubby troll horns, oh woah oh
Nothing ever goes according to plan.

I'm the new cancer, never looked better,
And I can't stand it 
Because you say so under your breath, you're reading lips 
"When was he made our leader?"
Haven't you heard that,
I'm the new cancer?
Never looked better and,
I can't stand it 

Next is a trip to the,
The new scratched session and,
I bet you just can't keep up (Keep up)
With all this drama and,
Tonight, tonight, you are, you are,
Full of that red champaign.
I bet to him your name is "bitch,"
I bet to them you look like shhhhh

Talk to a mirror, oh choke back tears, and keep telling yourself that
"I'm the lawwww"
Oh, and those bottles of wicked elixir,
On the table they just so, 
Happened to be laced,
With,
That goddamn clown's drugs

I'm the new cancer, never looked better,
And I can't stand it 
Because you say so under your breath, you're reading lips 
"When was he made our leader?"
Haven't you heard that,
I'm the new cancer?
Never looked better and,
I can't fucking stand it!

Haven't you heard that I'm the new cancer?
I've never looked better and I can't stand it
(x3)

And I know, and I know, it just doesn't feel like, a night out without hearing a honk,
I've never been so done with his shit
Turns out that we couldn't be friends 
all along (x3)


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