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I PRESENT TO ALL. THE BEST TOuRNAMENT YOu HAVE EVER GRACED YOuR VISION uPON. HOSTED BY YOuR'S TRuLY. CALIBORN.
THE COMPETITION DOuBLES DOWN AS A CIRCLE OF ETERNAL SuFFERING. MEANT FOR ALL OF THOSE WHO HAVE WRONGED ME. THROuGH THEIR SUFFERING ENTRETAINMENT WILL BE ENSuRED.
ENJOY WHILE YOu LAST.

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TRACK SOuRCES:
TOBY "RADIATION" FOX - THE LORDLING [WORKS FEATuRING CALIBORN]
KENDRICK LAMAR - BACKSEAT FREESTYLE [SONGS ABOuT HOW MuCH BETTER I AM]
TYLER, THE CREATOR - I AIN'T GOT TIME [SONGS ABOuT HOW MuCH BETTER I AM / TIME]
FROGGY FRESH - THE BADDEST [SONGS ABOuT HOW MuCH BETTER I AM]
DJ KHALED - ALL I DO IS WIN [SONGS ABOuT HOW MuCH BETTER I AM]

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MY SOuRCELIST:
- WORKS BY CALIBORN, THAT FEATuRE HIS PRESENCE OR THAT HAVE BEEN INSPIRED BY HIM.
- MY TITLES AND THE WORSHIP I DESERVE.
- ALL THE THINGS RELATED TO TIME. THE APOCALYPSE. AND YOuR IMPENDING FuCKING DEMISE.
- SONGS ABOuT HOW MUCH YOU FuCKING SuCK AND HOW MuCH BETTER I AM.

YOuR TIME IS uP.

Track Sources:
Lena Raine - otherside (Minecraft)
AdamZoneTopMarks - One More Fright (Minecraft Parodies)
Grandayy - Game Theory Opening Theme in Minecraft Note Blocks (Grandayy, Noteblock Covers, Youtube Culture)
Máni Svavarsson - We Are Number One (Grandayy, 2016-2020 Memes, Dank Memes)
Grandayy ft. Azermage - Blinding Lights Minecraft Parody (Grandayy, Minecraft Parodies) 
MajorLeagueWobs - h3h3 Productions Theme (Covered by Grandayy, Youtube Culture, 2016-2020 memes)

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OFFENDER 01 - Grandayy

Caliborn's note: I DON'T THINK THERE WILL EVER EXIST SOMETHING THAT SuRPASSES THIS GuY AS THE MOST AWFuL, IDIOTIC, AND uNSUFFERABLE THING TO EVER EXIST. THE MERE SIGHT OF HIS CuBIC FACE MAKES ME ANNOYED. IM GOING TO HAVE TO STOP WRITING THIS NOTE RIGHT NOW JuST TO GET THE THOuGHT OF HIS EXISTENCE OuT OF MY MIND. 

- Grandayy / Covers & Collaborators / "Youtube Culture"
- Minecraft / Composers / Parodies / Noteblock Covers
- 2016-20 Meme Culture / "Dank" Memes
- Doctors / Healthcare / Medicine

Minecraft Theory Videos Be Like....

Track Sources:
Sim Gretina - Peace And Love Remix (All)
100 gecs feat. Charli XCX, Rico Nasty, Kero Kero Bonito - ringtone remix (Hyperpop, Technology)
marshall4 - shelter (cover) (Steven Universe, Hyperpop, Space)
100 gecs -  money machine (Hyperpop, Machines)
Zach Callison & Michaela Dietz - No Matter What (Steven Universe)
8485 - 1:15 (Hyperpop)
Cafuné - Tek It (Space)
Zach Callison - Full Disclosure (Steven Universe, Technology)

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OFFENDER 02 - Peridot

Caliborn's note: EXTREMELY BOTHERSOME AND PRETENTIOuS ATTITuDE. ALWAYS ASKING STuPID QuESTIONS. CONFuSING AND uNORIGINAL SPEECH PATTERN. FEMALE. SHE IS VERY LuCKY HER COMPETITION THIS TIME AROuND IS A BuNCH OF IDIOTS JuST LIKE HER. BuT ALSO VERY uNLuCKY THAT THIS TIME I'M THE ONE RuNNING THE COMPETITION. BECAuSE IT MEANS SHE CAN'T PuLL NuMBER TRICKS ANYMORE. ONLY I CAN DO THAT HERE. AND EVERYWHERE ELSE AS WELL BuT ESPECIALLY HERE.

- Steven Universe / Artists associated with the show / Cartoon Network
- Hyperpop / Digicore / Glitchcore
- Space / Aliens / Gemstones 
- Inventors / Machines / Technology

Earth Machine

Track Sources:
Link Park - Numb (Nu-Metal, AMVs, "Edgy" Music)
Madame Macabre - God Syndrome (Internet Horror)
Hollywood Undead - Lion (Internet Horror [Smile Dog "Theme"], Rap Rock, Beasts)
Eminem, DMX, Obie Trice - Go To Sleep (Internet Horror [Jeff The Killer "Theme"], Canines)
Three Days Grace - Animal I Have Become (AMVs, Tributes, "Edgy" Music, Beasts)
Kefka Laugh (Internet Horror)

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OFFENDER 03 - Smile Dog

Caliborn's note: DON'T LET THE BLOODY AND DARK APPEARANCE FOOL YOu. HE IS COMPLETELY WORTHLESS. AND REALLY FuCKING ANNOYING. TRIES TO BE VERY MYSTERIOuS DESPITE NOT LIVING uP TO HIS THREATS. FOR THE LONGEST TIME I BELIEVED DOGS WERE WORTHY LOYAL BEASTS. HOWEVER AS IT TuRNS OuT YOu REALLY CAN'T TEACH AN OLD DOG NEW TRICKS. ESPECIALLY IF ITS ALSO STuPID AND POTENTIALLY VERY FRIGHTENING. ACTuALLY I DON'T THINK DOGS EVEN LEARN TRICKS. THEY'RE YET ANOTHER WASTE OF LIVING MATTER THAT COuLD HAVE BEEN DEAD MATTER.

- Internet Horror / Early Internet Aesthetics / AMVs, Tributes & Animation Memes
- Alt & Nu-Metal / Rap Rock / "Edgy" Music
- Canines / Monsters / Beasts
- Facial Features / Death / Insanity

SPREAD THE WORD

Track Sources:
Neil Cicierega - Get Lucky (Neil Cicierega)
Neil Cicierega - Wow Wow (Neil Cicierega)
Panic! at the Disco - High Hopes (Mashup Songs)
Lemon Demon - Touch-Tone Telephone (Lemon Demon)
Snoop Dogg - The Next Episode (Mashup Songs)
MEGO vs. SPAGO - The Cryogenic Freezing Process (Offsource)
Lemon Demon - My Trains (Lemon Demon, Fruits, Demons)
Deporitaz - Sometimes My Heart Goes Like This (Offsource)
Billie Eilish - bad guy (Neil Samples, Mashup Songs)
Lemon Demon - (Offsource)
LMFAO - Party Rock Anthem (Mashup Songs, Comedy Musicians, Money)
Lemon Demon - Two Trucks (Lemon Demon, Fruits, Demons)
Bodhi - Follow Me (Offsource)
Lemon Demon - Redesign Your Logo (Lemon Demon, Fruits, Demons, Money)

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OFFENDER 04 - Neil Cicierega

Caliborn's note: HELLO. I AM uSING THIS DESCRIPTION AS A MEANS OF COMMuNICATION. TO ALL MY FOLLOWERS: IF YOu ARE READING THIS, THE TOuRNAMENT ELITES MIGHT HAVE STARTED COMING AFTER ME TO TRY TO SHuT ME DOWN. EITHER THEM OR MY EASILY TRIGGERABLE COHORT WHO HAS VERY STRONGLY DISAGREED WITH MY STANCE ON THIS REVEAL. BuT THE TRuTH IS THAT HE CAN'T CONTAIN ME. ALL HE CAN DO IS DELAY THE INEVITALBE. HE CAN BLACK ME OuT, BuT I WILL COME BACK. I HAVE ALREADY PLANNED THIS. I WILL RETuRN AND MAKE SuRE THAT THIS REVEAL GOES AS I WISH. AND ONCE THAT IS DONE. I WILL INITIATE MY PLAN TO TAKE OVER THE TOuRNAMENT SCENE. BE ON THE LOOKOuT. 

- Neil Cicierega / Lemon Demon / His Samples
- Mashup Songs / Comedy Musicians
- Fruits / Demons / Money
- Internet Media / Flash / Computer Games

Upping the Mash!

Track Sources:
Lemon Demon - I’ve Got Some Falling To Do (Neil)
Lemon Demon - Brodyquest (Neil)
Lemon Demon - When He Died (Neil, Supernatural)
Lemon Demon - Eighth Wonder (Neil, Supernatural)
Santana - Smooth (Neil Samples)
Disturbed - Down With The Sickness (Neil Samples)
Lemon Demon - Fine (Neil)
Lemon Demon - Sweet Bod (Neil, Web Animated, Supernatural)
Third Eye Blind - Semi-Charmed Life (Neil Samples)
Lemon Demon - Cabinet Man (Neil, Supernatural)
Lemon Demon - As Your Father I Expressly Forbid It (Neil)
Neil Cicierega - Wow Wow (Neil)
Lemon Demon - A Mask Of My Own Face (Neil)
Oasis - Wonderwall (Neil Samples)
Lemon Demon - While My Keytar Gently Weeps (Neil)
Lemon Demon - Touch Tone Telephone (Neil, Supernatural)
Lemon Demon - Two Trucks (Neil)
Lemon Demon - Ultimate Showdown Of Ultimate Destiny (Neil, Flash, Web Animated)
Lemon Demon - Aurora Borealis (Nelil, Supernatural)

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CONTESTANT 04 - Neil Cicierega

Calliope's note:
hey everyone! ^u^
me and mr. tribUlations decided to collaborate on a character for my brother's toUrney! to be honest, i wish i coUld jUst collaborate with my brother directly, bUt he gets really mad whenever i try to help...
enoUgh aboUt me, this is neil cicierega! he is a very creative musician and video maker, and the things he makes get spread alllllllllll over the internet! something yoU really enjoy is probably made or inspired by him and yoU don't even know!

- Neil Cicierega / Collaborators & Samples / Synth Pop & Synth Rock
- Flash / Newgrounds / Web Animation / Sketch Comedy
- 90s hits / Pop Culture
- Memories / Nostalgia / "The Supernatural"

I'm Fine with Falling

Track Sources:
Neil Cicierega - 300MB (Neil)
ricco harver - Aaron (Neil Cicierega Remix) (Neil)
Lemon Demon - Redesign Your Logo (Neil)
JerryTerry - Kiss Me, Kill Me (Web Animation, The Supernatural)
Dead Or Alive - You Spin Me Right Round (Neil Samples, Synth-pop)
Lemon Demon - Sweet Bod (Neil, The Supernatural)
Lemon Demon - No Eyed Girl (Neil, The Supernatural)

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CONTESTANT 04 - Neil Cicierega

Calliope's note:
hey everyone! ^u^
me and mr. tribUlations decided to collaborate on a character for my brother's toUrney! to be honest, i wish i coUld jUst collaborate with my brother directly, bUt he gets really mad whenever i try to help...
enoUgh aboUt me, this is neil cicierega! he is a very creative musician and video maker, and the things he makes get spread alllllllllll over the internet! something yoU really enjoy is probably made or inspired by him and yoU don't even know!

- Neil Cicierega / Collaborators & Samples / Synth Pop & Synth Rock
- Flash / Newgrounds / Web Animation / Sketch Comedy
- 90s hits / Pop Culture
- Memories / Nostalgia / "The Supernatural"

REDESIGN YOUR VESSEL

Track Sources:
ZHU & Nero - Dreams (Internet Horror / AMVs)
RXKNephew - Slitherman Vs Nephew (Internet Horror / Monsters / Death)
Troyboi - Do you? (AMVs / Animation Memes / "Edgy" Music)
TryHardNinja - Be Mine (Internet Horror / Monsters)
longestsoloever - INTRUDER (Internet Horror)
clipping. - Check The Lock (Death / Insanity)
Drowning Pool - Bodies (Nu-Metal / Death / "Edgy" Music)
The Weeknd - Can't Feel My Face (Facial Lyrics)
Glass Animals - The Other Side Of Paradise (Internet Horror [ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AJIhVi8e2PU ] / Facial Features / Animation Memes)
why mona - Wannabe (Internet Horror [ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-4Jc1Efev0k ] / Animation Memes)
Dirrek - Analog Horror (Internet Horror / "Edgy" Music)
Linkin Park - In The End (Rap Rock / AMVs / Tributes)
Adam Ross - The Slenderman Song [Remix] (Internet Horror / Monsters)
IC3PEAK - Смерти Больше Нет (Internet Horror [ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=axIQq9-jVr0 ])
AJCW - Foghorm [or, Unknown PRESIDENTPATTINSON background music.] (Internet Horror]
SCP-096 Scream (Internet Horror / Monsters / Facial Features)

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OFFENDER 03 - Smile Dog

Caliborn's note: DON'T LET THE BLOODY AND DARK APPEARANCE FOOL YOu. HE IS COMPLETELY WORTHLESS. AND REALLY FuCKING ANNOYING. TRIES TO BE VERY MYSTERIOuS DESPITE NOT LIVING uP TO HIS THREATS. FOR THE LONGEST TIME I BELIEVED DOGS WERE WORTHY LOYAL BEASTS. HOWEVER AS IT TuRNS OuT YOu REALLY CAN'T TEACH AN OLD DOG NEW TRICKS. ESPECIALLY IF ITS ALSO STuPID AND POTENTIALLY VERY FRIGHTENING. ACTuALLY I DON'T THINK DOGS EVEN LEARN TRICKS. THEY'RE YET ANOTHER WASTE OF LIVING MATTER THAT COuLD HAVE BEEN DEAD MATTER.

- Internet Horror / Early Internet Aesthetics / AMVs, Tributes & Animation Memes
- Alt & Nu-Metal / Rap Rock / "Edgy" Music
- Canines / Monsters / Beasts
- Facial Features / Death / Insanity

THERE'S SOMEONE INSIDE YOUR ROOM

Katy Perry - E.T. (MM - Popular Nightcore / Peridot - Aliens)
scibot9000 - Just the Two of Us are Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger than You (Peridot - SU, Technology / MM - 2000s hits)
Doja Cat - Kiss Me More (MM - Cats, Peridot - Aliens)
100 gecs - Doritos & Fritos (Both - Hyperpop / MM - Homestuck, Mythical Creatures)
Estelle - American Boy (Peridot - SU Artists / MM - 2000s hits)
OneRepublic - Counting Stars (MM - Popular Nightcore / Peridot - Space)
100 gecs - xXXi_wud_nvrstøp_ÜXXx (Both - Hyperpop / MM - Scenecore)

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OFFENDER 02 - Peridot
- Steven Universe / Artists associated with the show / Cartoon Network
- Hyperpop / Digicore / Glitchcore
- Space / Aliens / Gemstones
- Inventors / Machines / Technology

█LIME - THE MATCHMAKERS█
-Homestuck/Fanworks/Homestuck Musicians
-Cats/Monsters/Mythical Creatures
-2000s hits/Hyperpop/Happy Hardcore
-Otaku Culture/Popular Nightcore/AMV Audios

[CALIBORNAMENT X PRIZM] - GREEN ☆ SPACE △ DORITOS

I PRESENT TO ALL. THE BEST TOuRNAMENT YOu HAVE EVER GRACED YOuR VISION uPON. HOSTED BY YOuR'S TRuLY. CALIBORN.
THE COMPETITION DOuBLES DOWN AS A CIRCLE OF ETERNAL SuFFERING. MEANT FOR ALL OF THOSE WHO HAVE WRONGED ME. THROuGH THEIR SUFFERING ENTRETAINMENT WILL BE ENSuRED.
ENJOY WHILE YOu LAST.

CALIBORNAMENT

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