Here's my first upload to SoundCloud.  Let me know what you think.
I would be curious to hear a hip-hop version of this song, or techno, if anybody's game.

Here are my lyrics:

The Twitter Facebook Song (Duet Version)
(Words and Music by Calvin Roy Loeser)

Verse 1
(MALE)
Walkin' down the sidewalk
This girl walks up to me

(FEMALE)
Do you tweet? Do you twitter?
Will you Facebook me?

(MALE)
I don't tweet.  And, I don't twitter.
But, I certainly did agree.

Chorus 1
(MALE and FEMALE)
Do you tweet?  And, do you twitter?
Will you Facebook me?
I don't know how we live
Without technology

Verse 2
(FEMALE)
I just live around the corner
Text me when I'm in your GPS

(MALE)
I don't have a GPS, And, I don't know how to text
But, I certainly did say yes

Chorus 2
(MALE and FEMALE)
Do you tweet?  And, do you twitter?
Will you Facebook me?
I don't know how we live
Without technology

Verse 3
(FEMALE)
I've got a website on Myspace
I'll send a Flickr of my face to your Gmail

(MALE)
I said  OMG, and LOL, and W…T…E…F…
Hmmm, Hmmm, Hmmm, Hmmm,

Chorus 3
(MALE and FEMALE)
Do you tweet?  And, do you twitter?
Will you Facebook me?
I don't know how we live
Without technology

(Instrumental)

Verse 4
(MALE)
I finally made it to her house
And, as we sat down on the couch
for some TV
All at once was CNN, and CBS, and MSNBC

Chorus 4
(MALE and FEMALE)
Do you tweet?  And, do you twitter?
Will you Facebook me?
I don't know how we live
Without technology

(Repeat until happy, fade out)

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© 2011 Calvin Roy Loeser

Calvin Roy

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