Gonna put a record on and smoke a cigarette
My girl asks "whatcha puttin on" but I haven't decided yet
Feeling that old nu metal, the music of my past
Gotta make the right choice or else it'll be my last
Something with some feeling and some downtuned riffs
Something we could headbang to and chill out on a spliff
I said I'll play some manson, give antichrist a try
she said that's the wrong choice and I'm gonna tell you why

Mechanical animals is the best Manson record

At this point I was angry that she didn't like my choice
I said no let's do Mudvayne she said I fucking hate that noise
Slipknot and Sleep's Dopesmoker were also turned away
But that good old Manson record is always welcome for a play

Mechanical animals is the best Manson record

Mechanical Animals Is The Best Manson Record

Saw it on the news today
Jeffrey Epstein has hung himself
I wonder how in the hell 
he managed that

Suicide watch
In a hurt proof cell
Somebody choked him out and that's a fact

That's not even what's bugging me...

Jeffrey Epstein didn't kill himself
It's great to see it go around
but all the memes have gone to hell

Jeffrey Epstein didn't do it
someone put their back into it
and it's a story to tell

JEFFREY EPSTEIN DIDN'T KILL HIMSELF

Oh come on, not again
It's supposed to be in there
You won't let me take it out either!?
Somebody get a cashier over here RIGHT NOW

Goin to the grocery store,
Just need a couple of things and I'm out the door
Thought I'd use the self checkout line
I'm in a hurry trying to save some time

Making my way down the aisle, we eating good tonight
I'm demonstrating my style, of cooking
gonna show what I can do with a skillet
gonna pan sear these meats, this meals gonna kill it

Made my way around the store, in under 20 minutes.
No cart. No basket. You know I mean business!
Juggling the items as best as I can
Gonna self checkout faster than any cashier can

Cashier came over and she scanned her badge
First I said thank you cause I'm not an ass
but then I added hey you need to fix these things
lady just shrugged and helped the next in need

I can't believe how long that took
by the time I'm home it'll be too late to cook
Next time a cashier will be just fine
I'm done with self checkout lines.

SELF CHECKOUT LINES

I've got a hunger that's growing inside me
There's only one food to suffice
Its meaty, it's cheesy, I know it will please me
Mexico made the device

CARNE ASADA BITCH I WANT A LOT OF
THIS GUACAMOLE IN MY TACO SO FEED ME

Tacos, spice of the earth - queso fresco is a must

Gimme the real jams on a corn tortilla
with red pickled onions and queso for me
I just want to taste heaven and please all my demons
these tacos are like a disease

CARNE ASADA BITCH I WANT A LOT OF THIS GUACAMOLE
IN MY TACO SO FEED ME

THRASH TACOS

Brace yourselves we're on our way to a potato shortage
Hope you can handle having no fries with that
Came out of nowhere I don't remember receiving warning
A cancellation of chips, fries, and mash

Not an American meal anyway
Fish and chips are suffering
But much to our dismay
The potatoes have gone away

Someone suggested that I started using cauliflower
I'd rather starve it tastes like cardboard and oil
I'm fighting people for potatoes like a superpower
russets are absolute gold until they spoil

not an american meal anyway
fish and chips are suffering
but much to our dismay
the potatoes have gone away

POTATO SHORTAGE

FROST OF WINTERS NIGHT, THE FESTERING SOUL
DRINK OF DEVILS DRINK, TO TAKE ON THE COLD
LACK OF JUDGEMENT BEFALLS WEAKENED MEN
LETTING THEIR DEMONS GRAB HOLD OF THEM

ART OF THE YULE IS UNVEILED
TEMPTATION WILL MAKE YOU SEE RED
DREADFUL ACTIONS OF THE WEAKLINGS
AS THEY REMOVE THE SNOW CREATURES HEADS

DESTRUCTION OF RITUAL - THE ACTS OF A COWARD
DESTRUCTION OF RITUAL - YOU'LL PAY FOR YOUR CRIMES
DESTRUCTION OF RITUAL - YOUR HONOR IS SOURED
DESTRUCTION OF RITUAL - YOU'VE RUN OUT OF TIME

IF YOU WISH TO LIVE AMONG US - CONFESS TO ALL YOUR SINS
BEG ON YOUR KNEES FOR FORGIVENESS, AND HOPE WE LET YOU LIVE

Riggard

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