the scary jokes

Burn PYGMALION!!! A Collection of Demos

:^) - The Scary Jokes

Original: https://miraclemusical.bandcamp.com/track/dream-sweet-in-sea-major-electric-guitar

"Genre of infinity, which is expressed through hologram"

-Haha its out of order

Hawaii: Part II: Part ii

Dream Sweet in Sea Major (Electric Guitar)

early early recordings

happy song - the scary jokes (apple pie demo)

GUYS DONT HATE ME LMAOAO I UPLOADED THIS BECAUSE I WANTED TO PUT IT IN MY PLAYLIST OF EVERY NEIL CIC/LD SONG AND BECAUSE THIS WAS HILARIOUS AF

the slur song by neil cicierega

Broadway - Karkat Vantas - Be A Fanboy

full disclosure - i am a monster
a creature of despair! not that that should be a cause for concern :)
if theres one thing ive learned in all my years here
its that despair is less abundant in those who understand
how to plant their hearts in community gardens

youll be fine, you honeycomb
who could ever hurt you? who could be so cold?
youll be fine, oh honeypie
who could ever hurt you? who could be so unkind?

the culmination of mans mistakes came the day
the sun ran so hot, it turned the desert to glass
if theres something to be learned from all these LOSERS...
its that the price that you pay for arrogance and a false sense of immunity
is to face the wrath of a dying star

youll be fine you honeycomb
who could ever hurt you? who could be so cold?
youll be fi-i-ine, oh honeypie
who could ever hurt you? who could be so unkind?

the years have been hard on this lonely heart
(if you wanna know the truth)
theres no more community gardens...
so i guess i'll have to settle for you.

Community Gardens

bad at math

the daughter of the fish and the ram - the scary jokes

bad at maths - the scary jokes

hold yourself tight - the scary jokes

OUT 1/1/19
NOW AVAILABLE FOR PRE-ORDER:
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BURN PYGMALION DROPS 1/1/19

The Scary Jokes - Too Shy

Lemon Demon - Between You And Me

School Days - The Scary Jokes (friends With You Demo)

The Scary Jokes - Im The Fucking Best

The Mind Electric (Demo) - Hawaii Part II Part II

“at least a day” written by andrew horowitz of tally hall. there is no studio recording of this song.

according to hiddeninthesand.com this song was performed once at the blind pig and never again.

- lyrics (taken from hiddeninthesand.com) -

Every once
In a while
I’ll pretend that I’m a child.
I’ll sing lots of silly songs
And all my friends, they’ll sing along.

About fun
About joy
About girls and about boys 
And we’ll run, and we’ll hide
And we’ll watch TV inside

And I’ll look
And I’ll see the place we’ve built
That surrounds me

Look right now
Let’s just say
I’m a child for today
And we’ll play, in the sun
And at least she’ll have her fun.

Different worlds
All apart
See her emotion that it start
There’s a million things to do
And we’ll learn the whole way through.

And I’ll look
And I’ll see the place we’ve been that surrounds me

Let me say
It’s okay to be a child for everyday
Join us now
As we sing in a song with harmony
Let’s be kind
So we can find the perfect balance of our minds
Let me say
It’s okay, for at least a day

(whispered)
Lay outside
Gather round
Listen to the cricket sound
Feel the freedom in the night
Look at all those plants and trees
(end whispering)

Then in bed
Read a tale
Without persistence, never fail.
When you wake with a light,
Cast your troubles out of sight.

And I’ll look,
And I’ll see the place we’ve built
That surrounds me.

Let me say
It’s okay to be a child for everyday.
Join us now
As we sing
In a song with harmony.
Let’s be kind
So we can find
The perfect balance of our minds.
Let me say
It’s okay
For at least a-

Watching the people
Imagine a world that
Is done with
A smile on
Its face.

Tally Hall - At Least A Day

lmk if i need to take any of my tracks down! thanks :)

(not active here really at all)

The Scary Jokes - Im The Fucking Best

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