YouTube version: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nrUYdK4vig0
Twitter post with actor shoutouts (PLEASE GIVE THEM SOME LOVE!): https://twitter.com/captaincomedy/status/1554106894695923723

I made this for Postal 4 with the help of some talented actor friends of mine. It was the hardest project I've ever attempted, and I'm EXTREMELY proud of myself and my cast for completing it. Please share it if you like it, and please leave comments about your favorite parts. We hope you love what we put together! Thank you so much for being here. -Jimmy 🗣🎙

Segments:
00:00 - Concerned Mother
04:20 - Conspiracy Theorist
09:31 - Local Artist
15:01 - Inspection Failure
20:10 - The Dante Situation
31:14 - ColleenCoin
35:08 - Pants Kid
42:00 - Loopy Caller
46:59 - Shock Jocks
53:41 - Tech Support
57:42 - Tommy Jax Interview
1:08:55 - Air Aficionado
1:14:48 - Landlord Abuse
1:19:10 - Job Hunter
1:23:47 - KDTF On The Street!

Dive into the insane, wild world of Edensin by sitting down and listening to some of the town's talk radio! With crazy situations, hilarious dialogue, and a whole lot of furious shouting, KDTF (Desert Talk Forum) is a call-in show hosted by James Clark (writer James Avestruz). One of the dumbest people in Edensin, who sadly and paradoxically believes himself to be the smartest. Joining him is Max (Max Henderson), a put-upon producer whose job is to keep James reined in and stop the show from going off the rails, which it constantly threatens to do.

A large ensemble cast joins James and Max playing the roles of a few of Edensin's inhabitants. Tommy Jax (Rob Stant), the rage-fueled pill-pushing bodybuilder from out of state. Dante Tonitini (Gianni Matragano), the mob boss whose shady business dealings are an open secret to the world and to the government. His daughter Tina (Cas Richardson), a shrill harpy with a dangerously short fuse and lack of concern for others' wellbeing. Jizz & Spooge (Ari Bloss & James Avestruz), a pair of shock jock radio hosts who run a more popular rival show in the same building as KDTF, who gleefully torment James and Max. These characters and many more give you a glimpse into some of the health-pipe-addled minds of the city.

Designed to endlessly loop while played in-game, KDTF's script has multiple backward and forward references between calls. And as you listen, the reoccuring characters will flesh out their messed up lives and thoughts, and the host gets to know (and "love") the town along with you.

From the in-studio hostage situation, to the man on the street segment that turns into a life or death chase, to the crypto dipshit trying to sell something they can't even describe, to the character who's convinced he's in a video game, KDTF's blend of situational comedy, expressive vocal performances and meta humor will delight listeners of every kind. If you've ever enjoyed talk radio in video games before, welcome home. This might be your favorite show yet. It's KDTF.

Written and produced by James Avestruz.
Additional production on Segment 15 by Ari Bloss.

Starring James Avestruz (CaptainComedy), Max Henderson (LandyRS), Cas Richardson (Scrillow), Paxton Lee, Chris L., Sal Rizzo, Sam Beefheart, Gianni Matragano (GetGianni), Joshua Faria (Akasen), Mike Jaret-Schachter, Tanya Kozak (Versiris, extremely beautiful), Brandon Epley, Matthew Winter, Rocco Sulaj, Chris Bakewell, Trevor Bennett (TrevZed), Sarah Parker (CallMeRyan), David Eddings, WeeGeePanda, Kennedy Durbin, Ari Bloss, Nik Eastburn, Rob Stant, B. Charles, Ozzie Encinas and Ed Prins-Stairs.

Music from https://filmmusic.io. All tracks by Kevin MacLeod. Tracks: "Funkorama", "Poppers and Prosecco", "Shiny Tech II", "Sax, Rock and Roll", "Rocket Power", "Easy Lemon", "The Whip", "Still Pickin", "Blue Ska", "On Hold For You", "Vegas Glitz". License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license.

KDTF Radio - Comedy Station from Postal 4 (COMPLETE 95 Minute Show!)

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made this in about 45 minutes trying to learn how to pitch correct, a friend of mine is gonna make a video to accompany it at some point, sorry

edit: working on the full song now https://soundcloud.com/captaincomedy/preview-weed-are-the-crystal-gems-extended

edit 2: finished the full song! check it out! https://soundcloud.com/captaincomedy/weed-are-the-crystal-gems-full-song

Weed Are The Crystal Gems

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First heard this concept from ManEatingOranges with the track I Need To Stop, made the same mashup with the SSB version of the song which is much cooler and louder

I Don't Fuck With Nintendoland

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Never played FF11, but i'm poking through the soundtrack and loving what i'm hearing and once i heard the lil beat in this song i got carried away

Kumi Tanioka - Final Fantasy XI: Hume Female
with
Mark Ronson - Uptown Funk
Dorrough - Ice Cream Paint Job
Khia - My Neck, My Back
DMX - X Gon Give It To Ya
and 2 surprises

Love Me Some Hume Females

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a sudden mini-explosion of people liking and reposting my songs got me back in the game - this one might be a little overwhelming but i got hit by inspiration at like 2AM and this is what happens when you ride out a late night wave like that

(songs chunked in rough order of appearance)
Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door - Main Menu / File Load
with 
Bangarang - Skrillex
Move Bitch - Ludacris
Get It On The Floor - DMX

Bonfire - Childish Gambino
with
Uptown Funk - Mark Ronson
Think (About It) - Lyn Collins (Yeah! Woo! sample)

Gangnam Style - PSY

I Don't Fuck With You - Big Sean
with
Space Jam - Quad City DJ's

Take On Me - A-ha

My Neck, My Back - Khia
with
Summerslam Jam 1993 Music Video

X Gon Give It To Ya - DMX
with
Express Yourself - N.W.A.

All Star - Smash Mouth
with
American Girl - Tom Petty

Gas Pedal - Sage The Gemini ft. IamSu
with
World Summit - Modulation (drum stab)
Snake Eyes - David Holmes, Oceans 13 OST

Paper Mario 2 - Everyone's Main Menu

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Made this over 4 years ago. Something about Portal 2's music really struck me so after replaying the ending I wanted to see how much of the energy and foreboding of the music in the finale I could capture by remaking it. I still really like this! Got pretty close to the original when all I had was game recordings before the OST was released.

Mike Morasky's original: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=47F4d9cFnmA

(8-bit cover) Portal 2 - Your Precious Moon

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made this for Metalik's upcoming ace attorney collab, this track is less hectic than https://soundcloud.com/captaincomedy/paper-mario-2-everyones-main-menu but i think it works to this one's favor

Awesome video version by Cardbored: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UqxUvxWwDUw

(songs chunked in rough order of first appearance)
Phoenix Wright: Ace Atorney - Turnabout Sisters' Theme 2001 
with
Aaron's Party - Aaron Carter
Bangarang - Skrillex

Ice Cream Paint Job - Dorrough
with
Tus Ojos - Belanova (percussion)
Gangnam Style - PSY

Without Me - Eminem
with
Flower Garden - Yoshi's Island

My Neck, My Back - Khia
with
Space Jam - Quad City DJ's

X Gon Give It To Ya - DMX
with
Still D.R.E. - Dr Dre & Snoop Dogg (short voice sample)
Think (About It) - Lyn Collins (Yeah! Woo! sample)

Ace Attorney vs Everyone - Aaron's Legal Party

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Made this over the last two nights. Feels good, I thought I was bored of doing this stuff, but once the ball gets rolling there's no stopping it

holy shit this one was fun

Songs used (chunked in rough order of appearance)

Backing track:
One Minute to Win It - Wreck-it Ralph OST - Henry Jackman

Constant texture throughout the song:
Bangarang - Skrillex
Uptown Funk - Mark Ronson
Gangnam Style - PSY

Ghostbusters - Ray Parker Jr.

Bonfire - Childish Gambino

Fresh Prince of Bel Air - Will Smith
Space Jam - Quad City DJs

Hey Soul Sister - Train
Walking On The Sun - Smash Mouth

Without Me - Eminem
Get It On The Floor - DMX

I Don't Fuck With You - Big Sean
Stronger Than You - Steven Universe OST - Aivi & Surasshu ft. Estelle

Everyone's Minute to Win It! (Everyone vs. Wreck-it Ralph)

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Made this one for a fun project! First time I've added custom music elements to a mashup project. The cymbal swells, crashes and a few deep synth notes in the first few seconds are all-new, fresh and delicious. This one was a lot of fun! Enjoy!

Songs used (chunked in rough order of appearance)

Emerald Hill Zone - Masato Nakamura
and
C'est la vie - B*Witched

with

Bangarang - Skrillex
Hail Mary Mallon - Whales
Uptown Funk - Mark Ronson
Crank Dat - Soulja Boy

Think (About It) - Lyn Collins (Yeah! Woo! sample)

Get It On The Floor - DMX

Gangnam Style - PSY

Accidentally In Love - Counting Crows

I Don't Fuck With You - Big Sean

Original concept by Simon McClure

Everyone's Emerald Hill (Everyone vs. Sonic + B*Witched)

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Thanks Dvon, Mello and PeriDarren for nominating me with these tracks: https://soundcloud.com/digi/10-mashup-challenge https://soundcloud.com/iammountaindew/10-mashup-challenge https://soundcloud.com/dvonisstunnin/10-song-challenge

I'm not gonna nominate anyone because my heart hurts after sitting and making this, I used to love Carefree before this. I have been hurt

Songs: 
1. Carefree - Kevin MacLeod
2. Ice Cream Paint Job - Dorrough
3. Jam - M. Jackson
4. Bangarang - Skrillex
5. Cotton Eye Joe - Rednex
6. Sins of the Father - Donna Burke (WHOAAOOOAAAAA)
7. Uptown Funk - Mark Ronson (dough)
8. Gotta Go Home - Boney M (woohoohoohoo)
9. Everyone's Emerald Hill - CaptainComedy (reverse cymbal)
10. Think (About It) - Lyn Collins (Yeah! Woo! sample)

10 Mashup Challenge

If you like my funny shit, check out my HOUR AND A HALF of fake talk radio and ads, produced for the game Postal 4! Starring a big collection of talented voice actors! | https://soundcloud.com/captaincomedy/kdtf-radio-comedy-station-from-postal-4

I've been working on this track since March 19, trying desperately to figure out how long I wanted it to be and what the ending could possibly be since the original song is a loop that doesn't have one.

When I started making a couple breakthroughs, I noticed I was at 46,000 listens, and decided to knuckle down and get this shit finished for 50,000, and then I accidentally went on vacation and when I got home last night, I was at 51,300. You guys are unbelievable. I have a thank you that takes up the entire last minute, but the short version is, thank you all so much for listening to the nonsense that I make and having the same sense of humor as I do. Here's to another great year!

LYRICS: 

Callie & Marie:
(speaking Inkling)

Announcer:
Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, from all around the SoundCloud world
I'd like to play a little song, to rub the copyright lawyers wrong
You'll dance so hard they'll think you're spastic, but it's all good: the song's fantastic
Beats so hot they're pyroclastic, THIS is a certified hood classic!

WiseGuy:
Hip hop a lula, she's she's my baby
Heard it all before, and it's driving me crazy
But look what I found, just lying in the street
A little piece of rhyme in the middle of a beat (beat)

Khia:
All you ladies pop your pussy like this
Shake your body, don't stop, don't miss
Just do it, do it

C&M:
(speaking Inkling)
(singing in Inkling)

Big Sean:
I heard you got a new man, I see you takin' a pic
Then you post it up, thinkin' that it's makin' me sick
(ring ring) I see you calling, I be makin' it quick
I'ma answer that shit like: "I don't fuck with you"

You little stupid ass bitch, I ain't fuckin' with you

You little, you little dumb ass bitch, I ain't fuckin' with you

Donna Burke:
WHOAAAAHOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOO (x4)

Ice Cube:
FUCK the police coming straight from the underground
A young nigga got it bad cause I'm brown
And not the other color so police think
they have the authority to kill a minority

Fuck that shit, cause I ain't the one
for a punk motherfucker with a badge and a gun
to be beating on, and thrown in jail
We can go toe to toe in the middle of a cell

Fucking with me cause I'm a teenager
with a little bit of gold and a pager
Searching my car, looking for the product
Thinking every nigga is selling narcotta

Parappa Kinda Voice:
Yeea!
As this mashup starts to end, I'd like to take a sec to talk to you, my friends
Fifty thousand listens in just a year, you helped me out with this, so let's see here
You guys all rock and that's easy to guess, your feedback always leaves me impressed
Cryptrik, Dvon, Darren Hess, my new friends on this site are all the best!

NBG and BotanicSage, MF PICKLE-O and big man Chaze
MtH and Renim G, these dudes have all inspired me!
Can of Nothing, LemmyKoopa, PinkieOats and Iכynato
MelloYello and Nape Mango, if I named them all I'd still be here tomorrow!




Songs used (chunked in rough order of appearance)

Modulation - World Summit

with

Skrillex - Bangarang
Mark Ronson - Uptown Funk
Boney M - Gotta Go Home
(all three used as musical texture throughout)

Splatoon voice samples

Whales - Hail Mary Mallon

PSY - Gangnam Style

Quad City DJ's - Space Jam
Buckwheat Boys - Peanut Butter Jelly Time

Khia - My Neck My Back

Shiho Fuji - Splatfest

Big Sean - I Don't Fuck With You

Will Smith - The Fresh Prince of Bel Air

Jet Set Radio samples
Kidz Bop - Uptown Funk
Donna Burke - Sins of the Father

N.W.A. - Fuck The Police

Spice Girls - Wannabe

And many surprises sprinkled all over the place

Everyone's World Summit (50K Listen Special!)

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i was on a road trip and sonic adventure came up on shuffle and i've always loved the hey big guy hey little guy part of this song and for some reason this dumbass joke popped into my little pin head and wouldn't get out, so i made this

original track: https://youtu.be/krGOVc8zomI?t=89
new voices: wiseguy and jerkface from voiceforge, widely known as garfielf and jon from https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OGbhJjXl9Rk

Garfielf & Jon's Lazy Days (Lasaga In Paradise)

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I can't believe you guys have already helped me hit 100,000 listens. I can't begin to thank you all, but the next best thing I can do is continue to make music and stuff for you guys! I can't wait to show you what I've been working on. -James

Songs used (chunked in rough order of appearance)

We Love Katamari - One Tip March / One Chip March

with

Skrillex - Bangarang
Mark Ronson - Uptown Funk
(used as musical texture throughout)

Childish Gambino - Bonfire
DMX - Fuck Tha Police
MC Hammer - Can't Touch This
Trina - Pull Over (That Ass Too Fat)
Big Sean ft. E-40 - I Don't Fuck With You
Eminem - Without Me

Every One Tip March (102.3K Listen Special!)

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Here's the full, extended version of the theme. I will never get tired of this joke, but working on this track for a few minutes a week for over a year was definitely exhausting. After all that work, hopefully it eclipses the first one I did. I would appreciate a re-post if it isn't too much trouble!

Here's hoping the hiatus after Season 3 doesn't kill any of us! 

Shorter, original version: https://soundcloud.com/captaincomedy/weed-are-the-crystal-gems

New album art by https://soundcloud.com/sketchbored

Weed Are The Crystal Gems (Full Song)

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I don't even know what to write about this one. It started out as a simple Space Jam mashup for a collab Tainic is working on, and quickly spiraled out of control, becoming what is arguably my most complex, chaotic megamix ever. There are a LOT of YTMND jokes in this track, which was unbelievably fun to put together. I got my start with internet comedy / audio editing / mashups on YTMND in 2005, and digging back into that well was like seeing old friends again. So much fun!

I don't think I'll ever be able to top this track as far as the sheer amount of sources used. Look at the insane track list below! I think I'm gonna start posting more original tracks and take a vacation from this kind of thing. That is, until I lose my mind and start an SMRPG collab album at some point!


Tracks used (chunked in rough order of appearance)

*inhale*

Umineko no Naku Koro ni: When They Sing, Vol. 3 - Lyrical Aurora

with

Darude - Sandstorm
Quad City DJ's - Space Jam
Booty Bass - Shake That Ass
Buckwheat Boyz - Peanut Butter Jelly Time

DJ Assault - Ass N' Titties
Mike Greene - Bill Nye The Science Guy Theme

Green Day - Boulevard of Broken Dreams
Dschinghis Khan - Moskau
PSY - Gangnam Style
Donna Burke - Sins of the Father (Metal Gear Solid V Theme)

Daft Punk - Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger

The Immortals - Mortal Kombat
DJ RX - Who's The Nigga
Franz Ferdinand - Take Me Out
The Clash - Rock The Casbah

Gwen Stefani - Hollaback Girl
Khia - My Neck My Back

Will Smith - The Fresh Prince of Bel Air

and

Daler Menhdi - Tunak Tunak Tun

Hollywood Edge - Doppler Horn By, L To R, Semi-Truck

Paul Shortino - E.G.G.M.A.N.

Fred

Thanks so much for listening, and for reading. Love you guys! Let me know your favorite bit! -James

Everyone's Lyrical Aurora (Everyone ╳ Classic YTMND - 133.2K Listen Special!)

My first original track! 320kbps MP3 and FLAC available on Bandcamp.

I wanted to make some music that sorta reminds me of FF14 and other RPG's town music, so I did! I picture this being the nighttime version of a really nice friendly town in the forest, maybe somewhat near the sea. I'd like to do a daytime version soon, much peppier and more fun, but I should probably practice the harmonica more first!

Feel free to use this track in games, movies, TV shows, web shows, podcasts, audio books, your answering machine message, or anything else! In return I only ask that you put my name and my Bandcamp page URL in the credits of your project. And let me know, I'd love to see stuff you use my work in! Also, if you want to support me by paying more than $0 for a song, I'd be very grateful for your generosity! Thanks for reading. -James

Bandcamp link: https://captaincomedy.bandcamp.com/track/rpg-town-fine-pines-night-ver

Track art by Ken Lund - www.flickr.com/photos/kenlund/5810933448/ with color correction and cropping by me

Track art license: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/2.0/

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[ORIGINAL BGM] RPG Town - Fine Pines (Night)

My third original track!

For this one, I wanted to make one of those songs that has a really big opening then drops to a more intimate, quiet version of the same theme. I actually started out wanting to do a big field song like Hyrule Field, with a snowy theme, which is why the earlier name of this track was Frosty Falls, but that concept quickly got away from me. I'll try again sometime!

I was inspired to do the big to small thing by Skyward Sword, which does some amazing things with music during important item pickup scenes, where the music will loop in a quieter version as you read the item description, and once you close that window it kicks back up. Once I realized what I had was starting to sound like Pokemon and Star Fox, I just rolled with it and renamed it All Spacecraft Report!

Feel free to use this track in games, movies, TV shows, web shows, podcasts, audio books, your answering machine message, or anything else! In return I only ask that you put my name and my Bandcamp page URL in the credits of your project. Message me somewhere if you need loop packages for a game. And let me know if you use it, I'd love to see the stuff you make! Also, if you want to support me by paying more than $0 for a song, I'd be so grateful for your generosity! Thanks for reading. -James 


Track art by SageSolar - www.flickr.com/photos/sagesolar/10563093726/ with color correction and cropping by me

Track art license: creativecommons.org/licenses/by/2.0/

Bandcamp link: https://captaincomedy.bandcamp.com/track/mission-complete-results-screen-all-spacecraft-report

[ORIGINAL BGM] Mission Complete​/​Results Screen - All Spacecraft Report!

i didn't think this was going to work at all but it did and i gotta post something it's been two months of radio silence, sorry about that!

sources:
lazytown - cooking by the book
smash mouth - all star
PSY - gangnam style
donna burke - sins of the father (mgsv theme)

LazyStar (LazyTown ╳ Smash Mouth)

i will write a description and track list on this later, thank you guys so much for an awesome year. see you in 2017!!

Everyone's City Area MEGAMIX (Sonic Heroes ╳ Everyone) [250K!] (Christmas Special 5 of 5)

hi im back welcome to 2017!! sorry for the long break but i didn't have any good ideas and then i had this idea and made this song so here you go its a present for you!!

https://soundcloud.com/tonileys/through-a-cardboard-world

with

Aaron Carter - Aaron's Party (Come Get It)
Skrillex - Bangarang
Donna Burke - Sins Of The Father (MGSV Theme)
PSY - Gangnam Style

Aaron's Cardboard World Party (Aaron's Party ╳ Toni Leys Chiptune - 288.7K Listen Special!)

made a really good video version of this joke https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VaQJZO3iK34

i have been looking at fiverr for like three days now and it still floors me how depressing it is, hundreds of creative people fighting over fucking $5 scraps, hundreds of people with after effects tutorial presets that will charge you $15 to replace an image in the preset and render the video, $5 more for HD. people who spend their days gussying up in the exact same outfit for the endless series of $5 videos they have to make, people lying about having twins so they can "make a video for you starring twins" and other insane shit. sometimes i think to myself i should cancel my internet service and fiverr.com helps push me towards that side of the fence

bgm: ff11 hume female

did you know fiverr is the future of creativity?

This is one of the songs I made for an upcoming Sonic Mania mod called Grand Dad Mania. Check out the trailer here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hGI_7R4ej9A

https://soundcloud.com/captaincomedy/stardust-speedway-zone-act-1-grand-dad-mania-ost-6994k-listen-special is the other one, much less going on and not a megamix at all, but a lot calmer and nicer to listen to

Sorry for the 7 months of radio silence. I can't express how much the support I've gotten from you guys means to me. Thank you so much.

More coming soon, stay tuned!

Grand Dad Mania

Studiopolis Zone (Act 1) - Grand Dad Mania OST [698.1K Listen Special!)

This is another one of the songs I made for an upcoming Sonic Mania mod called Grand Dad Mania. Check out the trailer here: www.youtube.com/watch?v=hGI_7R4ej9A

https://soundcloud.com/captaincomedy/studiopolis-zone-act-1-grand-dad-mania-ost-6981k-listen-special is the other one and it's much more megamix-y while this one is much more pleasant to listen to on its own and simple

Sorry for the 7 months of radio silence. I can't express how much the support I've gotten from you guys means to me. Thank you so much.

More coming soon, stay tuned!

Stardust Speedway Zone (Act 1) - Grand Dad Mania OST [699.4K Listen Special!]

This is another one of the songs I made for an upcoming Sonic Mania mod called Grand Dad Mania. Check out the trailer here: www.youtube.com/watch?v=hGI_7R4ej9A

this one is a little more my style!

Sonic Mania: Egg Reverie Zone - Tee Lopes

with

Body Movin - Beastie Boys
Some drums I added
My Humps - Black Eyed Peas
My Neck, My Beck - Khia
One More Time - Daft Punk
Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger - Daft Punk
Shake That Ass Bitch - Booty Bass
Candy Shop - 50 Cent
I Gotta Feeling - Black Eyed Peas
Motteke Sailor Fuku! (Lucky Star Theme) - Aya Hirano, Emiri Katō, Kaori Fukuhara, Aya Endō
E.G.G.M.A.N. - Paul Shortino

and a few Best Service Voice Spectral samples from various Sonic games

Egg Reverie Zone - Grand Dad Mania OST [786.5K Listen Special!]

A fake Animal Crossing 7PM Beach time-of-day song I made for fun. Submitted to Siivagunner because I think it'd be funny if people heard it and saw the title and went "wait, what the hell? is there beach music in the gamecube animal crossing??" and search for it only to find out that no, there isn't

It uses AC instruments (except the percussion) and blends together Love Like You and We Are The Crystal Gems from Steven Universe, with an original section bridging them. I hope you like it!!

Animal Crossing - 7 P.M. (Beach) [nonexistent game song using 2 steven universe melodies]

please enjoy the spoiler-free review of Sonic Forces by Megablast Productions!

Megablast Productions - Sonic Forces Review

thank you all so much for 1,000,000 plays

songs: xenoblade chronicles 2: mor ardain - roaming the wastes
numb - LP

Numbing The Wastes (LP ╳ Xenoblade Chronicles 2)

Like my fake ads? Try my HOUR AND A HALF of fake talk radio and ads, produced for the game Postal 4! Starring a big collection of talented voice actors! | https://soundcloud.com/captaincomedy/kdtf-radio-comedy-station-from-postal-4

remember when the pinhead CEO of pepsico said this stupid shit about doritos during an interview?

"(Women) don't like to crunch too loudly in public. And they don't lick their fingers generously and they don't like to pour the little broken pieces and the flavor into their mouth."

"We are looking at (Doritos for women) ... low-crunch, the full taste profile, not have so much of the flavor stick on the fingers, and how can you put it in a purse? Because women love to carry a snack in their purse."

[https://www.nytimes.com/2018/02/06/business/lady-doritos-indra-nooyi.html]


well here is some speculative ad work i did for pepsico. now someone hire me for real VO work please. thanks, bye

twitter ver: https://twitter.com/captaincomedy/status/975832199097470977

music from youtube audio library: https://www.youtube.com/audiolibrary/music

silent partner - drop and roll
silent partner - marvin's dance
silent partner - sun spots
jingle punks - orange blanket
jingle punks - killing with kindness

Spec Ads: Doritos for Girls

i have a big milestone celebration mashup and a really great original bgm track in the works but this felt more way more important to share with you guys

music: new challenger / master hand from super smash bros for wii u
voices: me, hire me for voiceover work

thanks, bye

new smash bros final boss leak!!!

sorry.

youtube version: https://youtu.be/AYjodMjC7pA
twitter post: https://twitter.com/captaincomedy/status/1062051612162699265

K/DA - POP/STARS ╳ Alvin and the Chipmunks

I really like the soundtracks in racing games that don't license their music. Especially those in Codemasters and Turn10's racing games, GRID/GRID 2 and Forza Motorsport 6. This song started out sounding kind of like a loading screen song for one of those games, but then it kinda morphed into sounding like part of a documentary where the beginning of a tech company is being talked about. I think I have unresolved problems that a doctor needs to address.

Backing vocals are me!

Feel free to use this track in games, movies, TV shows, web shows, podcasts, audio books, your answering machine message, or anything else! In return I only ask that you put my name and the track's Soundcloud page URL in the credits of your project. Message me somewhere if you need loop packages or stems for a game or derivative work. And let me know if you use it, I'd love to see the stuff you make. Oh, and obviously, if you have a (likely to be finished) project you need scored, get in touch! Thanks for reading. -James

Track art rendered in Forza Horizon 4, with livery art made in-game by GT: DannyQ000024

Bandcamp link: none yet

[Original BGM] Racing Game Menu - Moneyline

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