this is a meme song, dont take this seeriously, i do not support people who do not support racial, unethical, or anti-gay. (my lawyer is telling me to write this)

i also am **VERY** respectful towards 9/11. this is SATIRE

the ISS made me write this

EGQ (prod ONEKAIJU)

Bippity Boppity

GRATITUDE

lyrics:

in the r8 i just copped bag
i bagged this lil bitch n she pull me to the back
call me narduar i doot on that ass
im swervin i whip out my cock and the sack

call me a pokemon make yo girl squirtle
i rap like a nerd and i rap like im erkle
call me charizard cuz im spittin this heat while i run at you wit my lean nidoking feind


i ride on the unicorn horn cuz im gay
yes im a homo and i will still slay
we turnin that mofo to a fish fillet
its warm outside livin out in LA

in the r8 i just copped bag
i bagged this lil bitch n she pull me to the back
call me narduar i doot on that ass
im swervin i whip out my cock and the sack

i got no hair i aint rockin no dreads
all of my haters got me in they head
i wish my dad wasn't gone now hes dead
i was just joking thats what yo mom said

i murder this beat like i murder some orphans
i peel on my penis like i peel the orange
i am a menace sleep wit my door open
i got some smegma i dont peel my foreskin

in the r8 i just copped bag
i bagged this lil bitch n she pull me to the back
call me narduar i doot on that ass
im swervin i whip out my cock and the sack

if she not 50 then thats a red flag
i do wear my pants but im makin them sag
copped a 3090 im getting no lag
ima stick your peehole to a thumbtack

call me a pokemon make yo girl squirtle
i rap like a nerd and i rap like im erkle
call me charizard cuz im spittin this heat while i run at you wit my lean nidoking feind

i ride on the unicorn horn cuz im gay
yes im a homo and i will still slay
we turnin that mofo to a fish fillet
its warm outside livin out in LA

in the r8 i just copped bag
i bagged this lil bitch n she pull me to the back
call me narduar i doot on that ass
im swervin i whip out my cock and the sack

Nidoking

aye, aye, aye aye

everyone run when i grab on the ak
finna let go finna make tha shi spray spray
i beat the shit out that bitch lil tay tay
im friends wit mofos who live wit the kkk

just caught a homeless man he was lackin
i stole his phone and i just stole his jacket
when i come home finna go an just jack it
bigger than black and white called michael jackson
i ate a octopus i caught the cracken
i got no eyes but i see like a falcon

murdered a bitch and she inside a cabin
i wish we went back to when we were dabbin
after im done wit this ima start fappin
i hear my parents why are they clappin
i am so fat that im built like a saplin
i know its too soon but im the next vladmir 


everyone run when i grab on the ak
finna let go finna make tha shi spray spray
i beat the shit out that bitch lil tay tay
im friends wit mofos who live wit the kkk

just caught a kid jackin off in the halls
look at me now im playing with my balls
i scare the kids inside of the stalls
dont be scared im living in your walls
 
im hating minorities so much
i eat my own cum
hitting pregnant woman like drums
i eat dirty gum

just finished eating wings
i am not chinese


the rest is just gibberish

im switchin teams call me michael jackson
i got the money and that's what im stackin
1 minus 1 is just 0 subtraction
puttin a line on that shi its a fraction

everybody say my music is trash
stick a finger right up in your ass
you makin me money you makin me cash
i fuck on yo girl gave her the hulk smash

this shit is hard it's only 2 minutes
im breakin these beats i deserve a big guniess
i be grindin so hard its a sickness
puttin my cock in a blender delicious

dont worry i only grabbed yo address
i am a femboy i know cuz i crossdress
i am talveka sorry had to confess
my mom hits me i called cps

my first song was about the iss
i dont even know how to pay my taxes
i am shitting my bricks cuz i got ibs
this song is all sponsored by nordvpn

nordvpn will keep you secure
it will keep your ip hidden to the author
you will be safe with nord i assure
im hittin my beat so hard call me chris brown

my face is scarier than the ben drowned
i got swatted one time they like get down

i put my penis inside of weird objects
aint nobody wanna pass me the aux yet
ima put you face right in the faucet
i got real bodies inside of my closet

this song is a cry for help
please help me ive been stuck in this basement
the owner keeps kicking me onto the pavement
dont think you guys can go and just save me

im switchin teams call me michael jackson
i got the money and that's what im stackin
1 minus 1 is just 0 subtraction
puttin a line on that shi its a fraction

dont worry i only grabbed yo address
i am a femboy i know cuz i crossdress
i am talveka sorry had to confess
my mom hits me i called cps

my first song was about the iss
i dont even know how to pay my taxes
i am shitting my bricks cuz i got ibs
this song is all sponsored by nordvpn

nordvpn will keep you secure
it will keep your ip hidden to the author
you will be safe with nord i assure
im hittin my beat so hard call me chris brown

Stackas

Nonsense

bitch i get bodies debunking this myth
bitch said young carfard yeh carfard this dick
i lured the minors with my magic trick
then i slapped all of them bitches will smith

smacked that bitch chris and i still won the oscar
hit a disabled with my helicopter
they call me chris brown cuz i done din popped her
like i was willy to jada i stopped her

i get up now and she leave feeling greatful
this is a diss to jada you is unfaithful
i hope you get jumped by 10 kids named gable
im fucking ben the dog i am unstable

stuck my penis in a hole now its stuck
then people were kicking it i was like fuck
then right straight up after i started to cum
then i came to idaho thats where im from

bitch i get bodies debunking this myth
bitch said young carfard yeh carfard this dick
i lured the minors with my magic trick
then i slapped all of them bitches will smith

smacked that bitch chris and i still won the oscar
hit a disabled with my helicopter
they call me chris brown cuz i done din popped her
like i was willy to jada i stopped her

Willy Mouse

bitches no im down becuz im tryna sip the lean
the sound of a cashier machine

my meteoroligist said i have a fuckin brain tumor
bitch this aint twitter im a motherfuckin child groomer

opening my ass and ill use it as a reticle
i have a weird bump on my left fuckin testicle
bitches said that it was just me being hypothetical
i be thinkin in my mind the mofo parenthetical

thats the only good line that came up on my mouf
i slapped the fuck outta chris brown on the mouf

mane these bitches know that i booted up my pc
BITCH FUCK ASS MAN IM TRYNA KEEP THIS PG

fortnite battle pass
bitch i shot lil tay and stuck her in a can of gas
her body is in 49°08'51.1"N
IMA SAY A RACIAL SLUR AND ILL SAY IT IN 10

yo its me quandale dingle on the beat
mane im tryna suck the feet and beat my meat right near the sink
let that sink in yeah this dog look mad retarded
BITCH FUCK MOTHER ASS I THINK THAT I JUST FARTED

i was placed inside the backrooms and i see a bunch of british pee-pole
they are making tests on me put needles in my peehole
i am making roblox commentary for the b-roll
i fucked santa inside of his ass right in the south pole
dout hole
put it in my mouth yo
everybody know that i am pregnant got the gout though
im a racist motherfucker i am from the south though
dont know why these mofos always callin me an a hole
bay no
please dont break up with my you fuckin hoe
i will sell your organs right on ebay for the fuckin dough
i murdered 5 orphans because i was just like fuck it though
im writing this script and im going to be in an fbi watch list

yo its me quandale dingle on the beat
mane im tryna suck the feet and beat my meat right near the sink
let that sink in yeah this dog look mad retarded
BITCH FUCK MOTHER ASS I THINK THAT I JUST FARTED

BATTLEPASS FT. QUANDALE DINGLE (PROD XONTHEBEAT)

yall even know i been actin a youngin
my haters be suckin my dick they all buggin
im selling my weewee my fans they all rush in
im usin audacity aint usin no plugins

mom screamed at me she as loud as a siren
rolled up  a 160 mil miley cyrus
i am so sick i got coronavirus
get it thru ur thicc skull call me papyrus

i can get kanye west right on this feature  
call me chris brown i be rockin wife beaters
when i was 13 i molested my teachers
i eat like a monster the rake im a creature

i met your mom it was real nice to just  meet'er
she was doin moves on me like a cheer leader

she eating my balls like a beaver
i murdered my fan justin beiber

fuck yo flow switch im the best in the game
im mad homophobic yet i am still gay
my big boy blobcat act the same exact way
im also a racist a fascist and gay

Papyrus

im doin karate i come up and chop shit
pull up to me and ill take out my chopsticks
im finna go blaze it like i am sabonis
callin me fruit cuz im wet like a faucet

your bitch suck a dick like she suckin a taki
look at you know mane we smokin yo body
i started rappin cuz its easy like hockey
i shit on the floor cuz i cannot go potty

they hatin on me cuz im soundin like stitch
but when i blow up mane
karma a bitch
i stutter like wh-wh cuz mane ima glitch
im bathin in poo cuz i know im the shit

shoot this bitch up some of yall end up 6 foot
met a girl, wit a hairy ass like she bigfoot
aint got no signals mane aint got no input
he rest in his coffin like bitch yea he been put

im doin karate i come up and chop shit
pull up to me and ill take out my chopsticks
im finna go blaze it like i am sabonis
callin me fruit cuz im wet like a faucet

your bitch suck a dick like she suckin a taki
look at you know mane we smokin yo body
i started rappin cuz its easy like hockey
i shit on the floor cuz i cannot go potty

im doin karate i come up and chop shit
pull up to me and ill take out my chopsticks
im finna go blaze it like i am sabonis
callin me fruit cuz im wet like a faucet

your bitch suck a dick like she suckin a taki
look at you know mane we smokin yo body
i started rappin cuz its easy like hockey
i shit on the floor cuz i cannot go potty

Chopsticks

Beebo

Goblin Caught On Tape FT. TommyTheRock (Prod LucasJ)

Beebo Part 2

lyrics:

pull up on dem bitches and i tell em put yo macs up
i got black and white man rappin to that michael jackson
doin mathematics turn my opps into some fractions
rappin like a chipmunk man you gonna need some captions
bitch a make a wish how she gonna last a month now
pow wow bachow lightning mqueen kachow


what the fuck is that
saw an old lady wit a fat ass i was like gyat
got the opps they testin me i had to pull out my strap
my mom came in my room she started spanking me beating my ass

my momma she beatin my ass
we finna go catch em we runnin so fast
i tower up like 9/11 wont crash
my haters they mad i be makin more cash
my pops found the poop socks hes findin my stash
im eating potatoes i like my shit mashed
im like the splash brother cuz i got a shaft
im fightin like mario in super smash 

how the fuck you 4'3 and a brony pussy pick a struggle
bleeding from my ass i started twerking man put in that hustle
pussy movin bricks she makin hits just like she bill russel
pussy movin bricks aint makin shots just like she russel westbrook

shoot it like kareem i had a dream im finna give a skyhook
oldie tryna prove i got no skill like pussy get off facebook
pussy tryna steal my shit yall gotta be original
i just stole this beat off youtube cuz i am a criminal
how the fuck you gonna fight in sports like that shit minimal
my bars are just so mythical mixable its invincible
but when i just start rappin wait i didn't finish yet chill

rappin to yo favorite beats destroyin all yall multiverse
get em off the internet ill smack em off the metaverse
sometimes i be slow as shit but im fast like a megahert
she said it dont fit but ima try and make sure itll work
honestly i kind of ran out of a few lyrics here
honestly i kind of ran out of a few lyrics here
honestly i kind of ran out of a few lyrics here

i been seen my boys in front of me i seen them gunned down
when i see the opps man you know me im finna run down
lookin for the opps i heard a shot and then i turned 'round
saw my boy wit no face from a tree and he was hung down

i be eating penis man you know me ion rap cap
i been got the black hat wit da yankee got a snapback
got a 50 score but you a hoe bitch on that snapchat
you a garfield and bitch im a burmese cat

disrespect this beat but guess what i dont really care doe
i been rappin all day finna wrap up like a pharaoh
man im gettin jacked up like a pirate aint no sparrow
man im in the backrooms what the fuck is that an arrow 

i just put the dick inside my butt
i am fat as shit need honey

buns man i got guns you got friends well i got tons
i be makin millis while you be makin ones
i be coolin bru man ion care about nun

it aint a lesson if you aint learn nothin from it
carfard to the moon already peaked he reached the summit
anything you think of you know me i been won it
tsar was a big hit stop callin me a fuckin one hit

man i just be rappin at the same time i be killin shit
im goin jafar in life alladin i am villanious
add me mime on brick hill yall know me im a brick hillian
man these mods they suckin lately bannin these civillians

back up in atlanta shootin opps like i am ice trae
24/7 365 im at this all day
suckin on em shrooms man these shits really make me levitate
pussy i was lyin dont do drugs that shit will fuck your life 

this the longest song i made its 2am im starna cry
when i heard dis beat man caught me off i was like me oh my
pickle packed a pickled pepper pick me up with yo large thighs
this shit long as hell its like im rappin on the number pi

mane im gettin tired yall are listenin to my state of mind
my face is so greasy if you stare at it you will go blind

carfard19

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