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Mashup by @youre-fired
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3.. 2.. 1.. GO!!! On this first match of the tournament, the Running Nose must try to stack up as much damage as possible on Mr. Sandbag!! With a massive audience gathered around this mock version of Mercury, the stakes are as high as ever!! Although.. It seems some of the audience members were expecting someone else.. Regardless, will the Nose manage to set a new world record, or will Mr. Sandbag prove to be too sturdy? You decide.
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Mʀ. Sᴀɴᴅʙᴀɢ
• Original songs from the Smash Bros series
(Lifelight, Meta Crystal, Flat Zone, Vs. Master Hand)

• Songs originally from platformer fighters and official crossover media
(The Earthen Division, Jellyfish Fields, Fraymakers Theme)
(Simple and Clean, Space Jam, Marvel vs. Capcom)

• Original Smash Bros fansongs, and original songs from Smash fan content
(Flat Zone Rift, Mario Wario Lucario, SMASH! - Starbomb, Super Smash Flash 2 Theme, Project M Theme)

• Songs related to tutorials & training, as well as songs heavily associated with or used in training montages
(009 Sound System, How To Use FLUDD, Your Best Friend)
(Gonna Fly Now, Eye of the Tiger, Final Countdown)

• Songs remixed in Smash Bros, NO OVERLAP
(The Edge of Dawn, Unfounded Revenge, Gerudo Valley)
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Rᴜɴɴɪɴɢ Nᴏsᴇ
• Songs related to Miis
(Wii Sports, Miitopia, Tomodachi Life, Mii Channel, Wii Music)

• Songs related to running, walking, physical activities involving running & walking, and forward momentum in general
(500 Miles, Circles by Post Malone, Run Away by OR3O, Walk Stab Walk, Walkin’ on the Sun)

• Songs related to body parts (including artist names)
(ARMS Soundtrack, Can’t Feel My Face, Cotton Eye Joe, hand crushed by a mallet, songs by Talking Heads)

• RPG common enemy themes
(Battle Against a Weird Opponent, Rude Buster, Mixed-Up Scramble, Unflinchable Courage, Those Who Fight)
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Songs used:
1) ARMS - Grand Prix Theme [NEW REMIX] (Both -  Remixed In Smash/Body Parts)
2) Persona 5 - Last Surprise (Both - Tutorials/RPG Common Enemy Themes)
3) Quad City DJs - Space Jam (Both - Physical Activities involving Walking/Running/Crossover Media)
4) Europe - The Final Countdown (Sandbag - Tutorials)
5) Survivor - The Eye Of The Tiger (Both - Training/Body Parts)
6) Nintendo Wii - Mii Channel Theme (Both - Miis, Smash Remix)
7) Starbomb - SMASH! (Sandbag - Smash Bros Fan Songs)
8) Finger Eleven - Paralyzer (Both - Tutorials/Body Parts)
9) Scary Jokes - Starstruck (Starstruck Main Theme)
10) Earth, Wind, And Fire - September (Running Nose - Miis [Wii Music])
11) Papa Roach - Last Resort (Sandbag - Tutorials)
12) Smash Bros 64 - Gourmet Race (Sandbag -  Sakurai/Remixed In Smash)
13) Poppy - Voicemail (Running Nose - Running)
14) YIIK - Into The Mind (Running Nose - RPG Common Enemy Themes)
15) Lil Darkie - HOW TO ROB A BANK (Sandbag - Tutorials)
16) Smash Bros Ultimate - Lifelight (Sandbag - Smash Bros Originals)
17) Wii Sports - Main Theme (Both - Miis, Smash Remix)
18) Post Malone - Circles (Running Nose - Forward Momentum)

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Discord: discord.gg/BPXZFar

Transmission Select: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1J2KKiXPQD9iYOp_ci6dhrEqPbasPaPQhIt-LvITKf50/edit

[ W R1 M1 ~ P1 ] Arm Wrestling Above the Skies

Title: CHANCE Results Buildup
Arranger(s): phase#0867
Art: @DFX#2095
SOURCES:
Daft Punk - Harder Better Faster Stronger
Daft Punk - Human After All
Ylvis - What Does The Fox Say?
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Salutations, audience. This is FAUX speaking, here to remind that for the bracket and beyond, we are officially moving to our second account at https://soundcloud.com/chance_second_impact . By following this, you'll be able to see the latest and greatest from our team.

In addition, we have decided to release the regular version of our results buildup early. As of today, we're over 3/4's done with WR1 and are getting close to the finish line in terms of preparations. We aim to get started soon- give us a little more time and we'll show you that we're something special.

Until then, I'll be seeing you later.

-FAUX

[CHECK DESC.] CHANCE Results Buildup

[Not canon to Ultimus Tourney.]

LOG ADDED: 9/10/21

-start

Subject: The Pixies
Noted By: Scurvy J. Biscuit

So. We're here again. Honestly I'm starting to think that they don't want me here because I keep "throwing your personal distastes into the white noise". Yknow what? Fuck you! This is science, we're doing SCIENCE. THIS IS RESEARCH YOU [DATA EXPUNGED] . . .

Anyways, the pixies. Weird set of them, one of them looks like [REDACTED]. Prior to exposure they just wouldn't shut up, and it was getting on my nerves. Me and Timmy Turner are already on thin ice after I drowned him but this is too far. These guys were super loud up until they got slurped up, and this was probably the longest time it has ever taken. I left to go sleep and when I came back in the morning they were still going.

After they got fully dealt with by the static shitstorm, what came out was strange. If you've ever accidentally played a vinyl like a turntable, you'll know what I'm talking about. It was like a weird. DJ mix of their stupid song. Reminds me of [REDACTED], Honestly. Regardless, the copies were somehow louder and less appealing to the ears, but didn't move as much. They stayed in static pose for a pretty long time, like cardboard cutouts with a shitty tape recorder playing their mixtape was slapped onto the back. In conclusion, I should really clean this up before the soda bear finds me. End Log

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Sources
- Songs featured in Nicktoons
- Songs by Methodman & Redman, and other 90s Hip-Hop Songs
- Songs related to Dopplegangers and Clones
- Songs related to Phones/Calling

Original:
- Built For This - Method Man ft. 2Pac, Ice Cube & Eazy-E (Methodman/90s Hip Hop)
- Calling - The World Ends With You (Phones)
- It Was A Good Day - Ice Cube (90s Hip Hop)
- The Real Slim Shady - Eminem (Dopplegangers)
- Pixies Rap - The Fairly Oddparents (All Sources)
- Where Is The Fun - The Fairly Oddparents (All Sources)

Since The 1960s [experiment: the pixies]

TRACK BY - @cymancyan

CHARACTER - 16-BIT MAGIC

Guess who’s back again? 16-Bit Magic’s in the air, baby! Sonic’s back to the 24 Karat ages, slicked up in new attire just for the occasion! You’re unlocking the pearly gates to Angel Island baby, ice or water, stake or cow, get ready to funk baby!

Sonic Mania - Studiopolis Zone Act 1 (Sonic The Hedgehog)
Saruky - Fun Is Infinite (Sonic Fan-Content/New Jack Swing)
Bruno Mars - Finesse (Bruno Mars)
The Weeknd - Best Friends (R&B)
Lady Gaga - Paparazzi (Fame)
HIDEKI NAGANUMA - Teknopathic [e-Pop 'n' Disco 80's Mix] (Sonic Artists/SEGA)
Michael Jackson - Billie Jean (R&B/Sonic Artists)
Childish Gambino - Bonfire (Soundclown Sources)

Fun Finessin' Zone

Original Rave Rip|Released on 6/30/2020: https://youtu.be/HA81dRK1f50

After years of fame and abandonment, these three legendary 90s advert mascots have united to recapture the glory days. With the wonders of Burlesque Vaporwave, Future Funk, and Parodies, good ol' Mac Tonight, Cool Spot, and Pepsi-Man, are daring to let the good times groove on and sell a quick dinn-ah meal.

Character represented: Pepsi Saints 
Music: The Lament Of The Lucky Saints - ChriIvaBrunner Meme Royale
Arrangement: @the-david-10162166
Render: Krill#1250
Stock: @the-david-10162166 and Indie64
Character Bio: @the-david-10162166
MR Discord: https://discord.gg/DnZgAwGnHY


- Music by Saint Pepsi or artists in the Vaporwave and Future Funk genres or subgenres 
(ENJOY YOURSELF, "all night", Beachwalk, Plastic Love) 

- Music in the Burlesque/Nightclub genre or parody music (excluding Minecraft parodies)
(Sway Dancing, Why Don't You Do Right, Word Crimes, She's So Nice)

- Music related to TV advertisements, fast food/junk food, and drinks 
(I'm Not Your Daddy I'm Your Grandpa, Ribs, Eat It, Dunkaccino)

- Music from forgotten or failed mascot platformers (no overlap)
(Rayman, Yo Noid, Donkey Kong 64, Gex)




Sources:
ENJOY YOURSELF - Saint Pepsi (All sources)
Get Lucky - Daft Punk ft. Pharrell Williams and Nile Rogers (Burlesque)
Pikachu's Lament - The Living Tombstone (Vaporwave-like, Parodies)
I'm Lovin' It - Justin Timberlake (Advertising)
Pepsi Man Theme - James Shimoji (Advertising, drinks)
Mac Tonight Theme - Bobby Darin (Advertising)
Rock With You - Michael Jackson (Saint Pepsi; sampled in ALL NIGHT)
Rave Dancetune - Tommy Tallarico and Mark Cooksey (Drinks, failed mascot platformers)
MAC TONIGHT - Saint Pepsi (...)
Ride On Time - Tatsuro Yamashita (Future Funk)
Plastic Love - Mariya Takeuchi (Future Funk)
Eat It - "Weird" Al Yankovic (Parodies, kunk/fast food)
Industry Baby - Lil Nas X (advertising; Pepsi)
Dunkaccino - AI Pachino and Adam Sandler (Advertising, drinks)
I'm Not Your Daddy, I'm Your Grandpa (Advertising)
You Look So Good - Moe Shop (Future Funk)
リサフランク420 / 現代のコンピュー  - MACINTOSH PLUS (Vaporwave)
Resonance - HOME (Vaporwave)
SFX
Mac Tonight limousine ad
Cool Spot voice clips

The good tiiimes and good viiibes, Team Soda and the Mac is BACK, baby!!!

The Lament Of The Lucky Saints

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@404thecomputer is the captain and one-man crew of this here ship! Art, music, writing, and idea are all his rightful loot!
Join the Discord Server: discord.com/invite/5U8vwedG55
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Kaptain Skurvy
Feast your eyes! Kaptain Skurvy is here to pillage and plunder! On his quest for the Crystal Coconut, a long-lost birthright from his ancestor Quint Skurvy, he and his crew took a short detour! As Fortnite: Mash-Jam Royale flies the Jolly Roger overhead, Kaptain Skurvy dishes out only the heartiest shanties on his search for hidden treasure! Don't even think about mutiny, because when the takeover is his, then you'll feel this pirate's scorn!

“Sourcelists” are for landlubbers! We pirates pillage and plunder all the shanties and tunes we please! Such as…
- Rareware
- Mario spinoffs 
- Pirates
- Sea shanties
- Treasure and valuables
- The sea and what lives in it
- Villain songs
- Video game adaptations
- Alestorm and other artists under Napalm Records
- Power metal
- Crime and pillaging
- Skulls/Skeletons
- …and whatever else I seek to snatch as me own!
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Sources Used:
DJMykah - Run Run Rottytops (Pirates)
Jim Owens - Rat Tango (Villain Songs)
Stefán Karl Stefánsson - We Are Number One (Villain Songs, Crime)
Ice Age: Continental Drift - Master of the Seas (Pirates, Villain Songs)
Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door - Doopliss (Mario Spinoffs)
Chicago - Cell Block Tango (Villain Songs, Crime)
Chris Caswell - Winds of Winter (Villain Songs)
Daniel Ingram, Michael Kovach - I've Had Enough of You (Villain Songs, Pirates)
Allen Simpson, Matt Selman - High To Be Loathed (Villain Songs)

[S02 10] Run Run Rottentops!

track by @mainmanflux
art by @mainmanflux

CHARACTERS: Abstrakt, Jet the Hawk, The Wicky Wild Western, Electricman, Louis Theroux, Rave Fortress: POP IT, Bank Robber Darkie, THE MACHINE, Shaggy, Valentine, Reverend Godshyne, Čeda Čedović

Songs Used:

Le Matos - 58 Minutes in the Pool [NEO - Synthwave]
Will Smith - Gettin' Jiggy Wit it [Wicky - Will Smith]
B.E.R - The Night Begins to Shine [Tourney Anthem]
Fortnite - Squeaky Clean [Abstrakt - Fortnite]
Ridge Racer: Type 4 - Urban Fragments [Jet - Racing Games]
Skycycle - It's Terror Time Again! [Shaggy - Hannah Barbera]
Electricman 2 - Second Factory [Electricman - Electricman]
LIL DARKIE - i can see clearly [Darkie - Lil Darkie]
Tom Cardy - Artificial Intelligence [Louis - Tom Cardy]
Linkin Park - Crawling (Midi Version) [Ceda - LeatherIceCream]
The Living Tombstone - I Wanna Be a Machine [THE MACHINE - All]
The Stupendium - The Most Fashionable Faction [Rave Fortress - Valve Fan-Content]
Carpenter Brut - Inferno Galore [Reverend - All]
Danimal Cannon - Long Live the New Fresh [New game was killed in the war, you get no new hint i'm sorry]

(REVEALS SHALL START SHORTLY.)

DANCE WHILE THE NIGHT IS STILL YOUNG ~ Neon Nights Teaser Medley

(02 - APOLLO)
- Games/Songs played by Overly Sarcastic Productions
- Deceptively innocent and educational media
- Hubris and arrogance
- Houses, rooms, and being in either

- Lemon Demon - Action Movie Hero Boy (Arrogance)
- Joe Esposito - You're The Best (OSP)
- Rockapella - Where In The World Is Carmen Sandiego? (Educational media)
- Mister Maker - Main Theme (Educational media)
- Imagine Dragons - Radioactive (OSP? [I vaguely recall Red singing this but I can't find the vid lmao])
- Kylee Henke - You Can't Fight The Homestuck (Being in houses [Homestuck])
- Ilmari Hakkola - Bad Piggies Theme (Deceptively innocent)
- Bo Burnham - How The World Works (Deceptively innocent, Educational media)
- Leonz - Among Us Trap Remix (OSP)

Hey, Look at Me!

for a blindfad me and my friends are doing

Contestant 01 - Eater of Worlds (Submitted by Fang)
- Terraria, media referenced in it, and whatever genre it is
- Corruptive forces and evil
- Things that live underground and things that EAT.

Contestant 02 - Grimace Shake (Submitted by Etroup)
- Fast food/junk food, drinks, and unidentified concoctions/media that has strange fluids in any part of it
- TikTok, uneasy videos or music, indeterminate fates up to and including death, and media that left the big questions unanswered
- McDonald's collaborators and other artists who have done fast food promotions

Cardi B - I Like It (Both, McDonalds collabs/Things that EAT.)
Billie Eilish - Bad Guy (Both, Corruptive forces/TikTok)
Terraria - Crimson (Both, Terraria/Uneasy music)
BobtheTacoCat - Exploring the Meat Factory (Both, Corruptive forces/Things that live underground/Indeterminate fates/Media that left the big questions unanswered/...)
Tyler the Creator - Tell Me How It Tastes (Grimace Shake, Drinks)
Terraria - Thunderstorms (EoW, Terraria)

[WR1M1] Pink Slime (and other tastes you don't like)

4th Reincarnate - Leper
[Songs from or related to Darkest Dungeon]
[Songs from Dungeon Crawlers, Roguelikes, CRPGs or Permadeath games]
[Songs in the Gothic Rock, Black/Dark Ambient, Darkwave, Horror/Dungeon Synth or Bardcore/Medieval Covers]
[Songs related to Royalty, Militarism, Disease, Eldritch Horror, Occultism or Gothic Aesthetics/media] 

Sources:
Constantine Bard - Little Dark Age (Bardcore/Medieval Covers)
Kristjan Thomas Haaristo - Butcher's Boulevard Music (Butcher's Circus Mod) (Darkest Dungeon)
Enter the Gungeon - Enter the Gungeon (Dungeon Crawlers)
Malcolm Robinson - ASGORE (Orchestral Remix) (Royalty)
Darkest Dungeon Ancestor Lines (Darkest Dungeon)

Reincarnate #4 - Leper

TSCOTY AU 2376: The 05 slot has been filled by Fire Extinguisher, another leftover concept from ELVZM128. The 01 slot has been filled by the First Person Perspective. Hexane, The Hex, you get the picture. Fire Extinguisher has just lost their match to Ask Me Another in LR2M3.
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(EXPERIMENT 05 - THE REPELLANT)
-FIRE, HEAT & WAYS TO PUT OUT A FIRE
(PROPANE NIGHTMARES, HEAT WAVES, 4000 DEGREES KELVIN)
-RPGMAKER, INDIE RPGS & REFERENCE HUMOR
(YUME NIKKI, HENRY STICKMIN, DELTARUNE)
-REFERENCES IN TOILET IN WONDERLAND
(SUPER MARIO 64, MICHAEL JACKSON, ALICE IN WONDERLAND)
-HAZARDS, HARBINGERS & WARNINGS
(DANGER, STORM WARNING, DON’T DOWNLOAD THIS SONG)
-EMERGENCIES & ACCIDENTS 
(RUN AWAY, CRASH TEST DUMMY, STATE OF EMERGENCY)
-DNB & INDUSTRIAL GENRES
(METRIK, NINE INCH TAILS, CLIPPING)

(LOSER 01 - FPP)
-The Mullinsverse & Lost or Abandoned Media
(Pony Island, Hexane, Your Favorite Martian)
-Silent Protagonists, Walking Similators & VR
(Undertale, Job Simulator, Edith’s Theme)
-Authors, Self-Inserts, Metatext & Programming
(Paperback Writer, Your Reality, Code Monkey)
-Songs with titles in the first person
(I Can’t Fix You, I’m Gonna Win, I’m Going To Go Back There Some Day)
-Ego, Artistic Struggles & the result of doing a good job
(I Wanna Be A Machine, How Bad Can I Be, Artist Lemonade)

Sources:
atsuover - UP TO SNUFF (Fire/Artistic Struggles)
Jonah Senzel - Coming In Hot (Heat/Mullinsverse)
Yeah Yeah Yeahs - Dance Til You’re Dead Remix (How to put out a fire; stop drop and roll)
Electric Six - Danger! High Voltage (Fire/Warnings)
“Weird Al” Yankovic - Virus Alert (Warnings/Programming)
Noisemaker - Firebreather (Fire/RPGMaker/Abandoned Media)
They Might Be Giants - You’re on Fire (Fire/Warnings)
Jamie Dunlap - The Alien & Professor Timothy (Reference Humor/Emergencies/Silent Protag)
The Living Tombstone - My Ordinary Life (Ego/1st Person/Artistic Struggles)
blink 182 - All The Small Things (Lost Media)
South Park - I Can Change (Fire; Hell/Reference Humor)
Silkersoft - 305°F (Heat/DnB/VR)
The Beach Boys - Don’t Go Near The Water (How to put out a fire; Water/Warnings)

[also credit DunnaD for the ??? concept]

IN THE GATES OF HELL

Part 2: @carmelpart2 
Owner of LFAD2 and Dicey Tumble, as well as Fortnite: Mash Jam Royale
pfp by Koishie
My first album, NOISED is out now. I would like to say, I do not endorse the creator's actions. https://carmel2.bandcamp.com/album/noised

Since The 1960s [experiment: the pixies]

Carmel (OLD ACCOUNT, FOLLOW PART 2)

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