I did it out of research I promise I swear to you carmelfunny: creator of sex

white noise [experiment: fan-made/spin-offs/parodies]

Mario has DIED.

Songs used:
Phillip Schlosser - Super Mario World Game Over LoFi Hip Hop Remix (Mario)
Qumu - Piranha Plant's Lullaby [Lofi / Chill Remix] (Mario)

MARIO IS DEAD.

MY MOM!

Songs used:
DAGames - You're Mine (White people)
Wholepunch - What (Neil Cicierega, white people)
Dan Bull - 40 Years of Gaming (White people)
LL Cool J - Mama Said Knock You Out (Family)
Lemon Demon - Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny (Neil Cicierega, white people)
Fountains of Wayne - Stacy's Mom (Family)
Ludacris - How Low (Family, mentions moms)
Neil Cicierega - Wow Wow (Neil Cicierega, white people)
Jerma985 - Rats Birthday Mixtape (White people)

YOU KNOW WHO ELSE IS A GONER?

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Arrangement: Willow/Wyatt (@unknown_artist10)
Character Represented: Atlanta Roads

Sources:
- Rap songs from 2005 and forward
- Songs by Childish Gambino
- Songs by Lil Nas X

3005 - Childish Gambino [Gambino]
Bonfire - Childish Gambino [Gambino]
Panini - Lil Nas X [Lil Nas X]
Old Town Road - Lil Nas X [Lil Nas X]
Kiln - Hail Mary Mallon [2005+ Rap]
Superfast Jellyfish - Gorillaz ft. Gruff Rhys & De La Soul [2005+ Rap]
See You Again - Tyler, the Creator ft. Kali Uchis [2005+ Rap]
ELEMENT. - Kendrick Lamar [2005+ Rap]
Drowning - A Boogie Wit Da Hoodie ft. Kodak Black [2005+ Rap]
Thanos vs. J. Robert Oppenheimer - Epic Rap Battles of History [2005+ Rap]
Trap Queen - Fetty Wap [2005+ Rap]
Labyrinth - Miracle Musical [2005+ Rap?]
Definition of a Rap Flow - A.F.R.O. [2005+ Rap]

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post-3005s rap [experiment: atlanta roads] (Fanmade)

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TRACK: ender#3711
ART: ender#3711
CHARACTER(s): Aperture-Vishkar Partnership Project, Funkin' Friday Friends
DISCORD: discord.com/invite/9QeKGYb

Madame Macabre - Secure Contain Protect (AVPP - Laboratories)
Groundbreaking - Don't Hold It Against Us (AVPP - Innovation)
Oingo Boingo - Weird Science (AVPP - Innovation)
PaRappa The Rapper - Noodles Can't Be Beat (FFF- Rhythm Games)
Friday Night Funkin - Blammed (FFF - Rhythm Games/Days Of The Week)
IDKHOW - Mad IQS (AVPP - Dystopias/Innovation)
Friday Night Funkin - MILF (FFF - Rhythm Games)
Dwayne Johnson - You're Welcome (FFF - Bodies of Water)
Katy Perry - Last Friday Night (FFF - Days Of The Week)
Friday Night Funkin' VS Impostor - Meltdown (FFF - Rhythm Games)
Musiclide - Keter Qualities (AVPP - Laboratories)

[ R1M5P2 ] OVERTIME - Just Desserts

A hypothetical darker sendoff for DJ Creepa.
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Minecraft - Pigstep (Minecraft)
Lil Uzi Vert - X0 TOUR LIF3 (Minecraft parodies)
Marron 5 - One More Night (Minecraft parodies)
Dan Bull - CREEPER RAP (You remember who you are, right?)
AJR - Bang (Explosions)
XXXTentacion - Look At Me (Minecraft parodies)
David Bowie - Space Oddity (Minecraft parodies)
Usher - DJ Got Us Fallin In Love Again (Minecraft parodies)
Dan Bull - Robocopyright (Dan Bull)

The Last Night of Your Life

DISCORD: discord.gg/UuBkav5FWB

[ 006 - BRITTLE BONES NICKY ]

- Songs relating to the undead
(Spooky Scary Skeletons, Plants VS Zombies, The Nightmare Before Christmas, it is a mystery)
- Songs made by Rare Americans, or with official animated music videos
(Brittle Bones Nicky 1 & 2, Garbage Day, Gas Mask, A New Chapter Begins)
(Wolf - SIAMÉS, Rap Music - Lil Darkie, Feel Good Inc - Gorillaz, Jenny - Studio Killers)
- Songs associated with / about crime and rebellion
(The Escapists, GTA San Andreas, Murder on My Mind, Fuck The Police, La Casa de Papel)
- Songs relating to the afterlife and religion
(POWER, Heaven's Gate, Purgatory, Grim Fandango OST)
(Highway to Hell, A Little Piece of Heaven, Take Me To Church, Jesus Is King - Kanye West)

Sources:
Persona 5 - Swear To My Bones (Crime)
Wiz Khalifa, Charlie Puth - See You Again (Crime [Fast And The Furious])
Hozier - Take Me To Church (Religion)
Imagine Dragons - Demons (Religion)
Gorillaz - Saturn Barz (Official Animated Music Videos)
Bruno Mars - Locked Out Of Heaven (Afterlife)

Arrangement: @youre-fired
Art: GhenSaur
Stock: ElectroCV

Confidant ~ Dominic Toretto

Track: @abluetomato
Character Art: @e-twoup
Character Represented: The Pyro

- Songs from Valve games and popular fan content surrounding them
(Team Fortress 2, Half Life, Left 4 Dead)
- Songs related to fire
(Ring of Fire, Burning Down the House, We Didn't Start the Fire)
- Songs related to saccharine things
(My Little Pony, Sunshine Lollipops and Rainbows, California Gurls)

Songs Used:
Minecraft OST - Pigstep (Fire)
Fall Out Boy -  My Songs Know What You Did in the Dark (Fire)
Adele - Set Fire To The Rain (Fire)
Mario Kart 8 Deluxe - Grumble Volcano (Fire)
Team Fortress 2 - Main Theme (Valve)

Thank you for dining with S.A.L.T.
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Scorched Memories

[Not canon to Ultimus Tourney.]

LOG ADDED: 9/10/21

-start

Subject: Coach Buzzcut
Noted by: Scurvy J. Biscuit

So off the bat immediately, this man was at no point intended to be a subject. Perhaps through dumb luck, or maybe sheer mortal fucking will, he managed to find his way into our clutches. Fellow members such as myself attest that he overpowered them with voice alone, shouting about reproductive organs and contorting his body in strange ways as he walked through [REDACTED].

Right, the white noise. . . As for the "subject's" exposure to the white noise, it was bafflingly swift. He expressed no signs of pain to any effect, though did seem to be heavily hallucinating, yelling at people that simply were not there, once again regarding sexual organs and bodily functions associated with them. Once he seemed well and done with his routine, he was devoured by the white noise.

As amoral or against policy as it may be, I must admit that the copy that came out was endlessly entertaining. Whereas prior, the man who we would learn to be named "Coach Buzzcut", prior citizen of [REDACTED], had some semblance of sanity and motive left in him, aggressive yet still coherent, his copy was entirely different.

His copy was in a way, an incredibly flanderized replica of himself, now constantly making noise and inhumanly moving around, yelling far more, and somehow managing to be more crass. Further study is required, though I believe that I may need to [REDACTED] in order to [REDACTED]. End Log.

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Sources
- Songs from or featured in Beavis & Butthead
- American Adult Animation Originals
- Songs related to School & Education
- Songs with Ironic Sexual Themes

Original:
- Separate Ways - Journey (Featured in B&B [In The ''Talking About The Penis'' Episode])
- Bojack's Theme - Bojack Horseman (Adult Animation)
- Robot Hell - Futurama (Adult Animation)
- Another Brick In The Wall - Pink Floyd (School)
- Madness 6 - Riddle School (School)
- Say Good-Bye - Sex 2 (Ironic Sexual Content)
- Iraq Lobster - Family Guy (Adult Animation)
- School - Deltarune (School)
- Principal's Office - Young MC (School/Featured in B&B)
- Coach Buzzcut & School Bell SFX

We'll Be Talking About Our Lives   [experiment - coach buzzcut]

[Not canon to Ultimus Tourney.]

LOG ADDED: 9/10/21

-start

Subject: The Pixies
Noted By: Scurvy J. Biscuit

So. We're here again. Honestly I'm starting to think that they don't want me here because I keep "throwing your personal distastes into the white noise". Yknow what? Fuck you! This is science, we're doing SCIENCE. THIS IS RESEARCH YOU [DATA EXPUNGED] . . .

Anyways, the pixies. Weird set of them, one of them looks like [REDACTED]. Prior to exposure they just wouldn't shut up, and it was getting on my nerves. Me and Timmy Turner are already on thin ice after I drowned him but this is too far. These guys were super loud up until they got slurped up, and this was probably the longest time it has ever taken. I left to go sleep and when I came back in the morning they were still going.

After they got fully dealt with by the static shitstorm, what came out was strange. If you've ever accidentally played a vinyl like a turntable, you'll know what I'm talking about. It was like a weird. DJ mix of their stupid song. Reminds me of [REDACTED], Honestly. Regardless, the copies were somehow louder and less appealing to the ears, but didn't move as much. They stayed in static pose for a pretty long time, like cardboard cutouts with a shitty tape recorder playing their mixtape was slapped onto the back. In conclusion, I should really clean this up before the soda bear finds me. End Log

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Sources
- Songs featured in Nicktoons
- Songs by Methodman & Redman, and other 90s Hip-Hop Songs
- Songs related to Dopplegangers and Clones
- Songs related to Phones/Calling

Original:
- Built For This - Method Man ft. 2Pac, Ice Cube & Eazy-E (Methodman/90s Hip Hop)
- Calling - The World Ends With You (Phones)
- It Was A Good Day - Ice Cube (90s Hip Hop)
- The Real Slim Shady - Eminem (Dopplegangers)
- Pixies Rap - The Fairly Oddparents (All Sources)
- Where Is The Fun - The Fairly Oddparents (All Sources)

Since The 1960s [experiment: the pixies]

[Not canon to Ultimus Tourney.]

LOG ADDED: 9/10/21

-start

Subject: Dracula
Noted By: Jonathan

Hey Drac, what’s up dude. I really didn’t wanna do this man, but you wouldn’t let me bang Mavis, so it’s your fault. Like actually though we had a kid already, why the hell are you disallowing me from banging her, what is wrong with you?

Anyways, this subject was incredibly resilient, which comes as no surprise considering who he is. He refused to enter the white noise, and it was extremely difficult to force him, as I am nothing more than a meager scrawny white boy. Eventually I told him if he walked into it, people would stop saying “bleh bleh bleh” when meeting him. Not sure how that one worked out.

Once entering the chamber, it was a slow and painful process. Drac really isn’t the brightest, so the white noise was in no rush to finish him off. Eventually, after many slow painful hours, the white noise subsides. Drac was left as a fidgeting mess that could only say bleh bleh bleh and talking about banging his daughter. So really, not all that much has changed. End Log.

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Sources:
- Songs from Sony Pictures Animated Movies, and Adam Sandler Media
- Songs related to Hotels
- Songs related to Vampires/Bats
- Non-VGM Songs about the Undead

Original:
- Simon Belmont's Theme - Super Castlevania IV (Vampires)
- Back In Black - AC/DC (Sony Pictures [The Smurfs])
- The Zing Song - Hotel Transylvania (All Sources)
- Divine Bloodlines - Super Smash Bros. Ultimate (Vampires)
- Living Dead Girl - Rob Zombie (Non-VGM Undead)
- What The Hell Happened To Me - Adam Sandler (Adam Sandler)
- Hotel - Undertale (Hotels)
- Hotel California - Eagles (Hotels)

No More Banging Your Daughter  [experiment: dracula]

[Not canon to Ultimus Tourney.]
[Apologies for not utilizing all of the sources of this subject. The mashup felt right just with the provided sources.]

LOG ADDED: 9/10/21

-start

Subject: Spider-Man On The Gameboy Color
Noted By: J. Jonah Jameson 

I just wanted pictures of the damn kid. I didn’t want this. I never could’ve anticipated this. I’m a monster for letting this happen to someone. 

The static thingy-mabobber completely consumed him within minutes, not that I could see anything with those goddamn pixely ass graphics.

If there’s any solace in this, I run a news publication! I can deflect the blame entirely onto my ex-wife. God, I hate her. End Log.

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Sources:
- Songs related to Spiderman or Marvel Media
- Songs from 3rd Party Gameboy Titles
- Songs related to Lies, Pranks and Fake Games
- Songs related to Game Reviewers

Original:
- Legend Forever - Final Fantasy Adventure (3rd Party Gameboy)
- Sunflower - Post Malone ft. Swae Lee (Spiderman)
- Spider Man Theme - Junkie XL (Spiderman)
- Wolf In Sheep's Clothing - Set It Off ft. William Beckett (Lies)

What's Up Spider-Man  [experiment: spiderman on the gameboy color]

[THIS TRACK IS NOT ASSOCIATED WITH THE OFFICIAL PRIZM ACCOUNT, AND IS PART OF A MINI TOURNAMENT UNAFFILIATED WITH PRIZM]

TRACK BY: The Skeleman
ART BY: The Skeleman
Character: SKELETOR!!!

NOW LISTEN UP YOU INFINTESIMAL NINCOMPOOPS!!! THE GREAT LORD SKELETOR HAS ENTERED THE JETBLACK, AND HE PLANS TO WIN. WEILDING THE POWERS OF GRAYSKULL, I WILL SHOW THESE MISERABLE WHELPS WHAT IT MEANS TO HAVE POWER!!! I WILL EITHER COME OUT ON TOP, DRENCHED IN THE GOLDEN GLITTER OF VICTORY!!! OR I WILL ONLY REMAIN AS AN EMPTY SKULL!!!
POWER COLOR: SKY
STRENGTHS: I AM A MASTER WIZARD!!! FEAR MY UNDEAD FORM!!!
WEAKNESSES: I AM NOT NICE!!!

- SONGS RELATED TO MATTEL PROPERTIES AND OTHER MERCHANDISE DRIVEN FRANCHISES!!
[I GET MY LITTLE PONY!!!, AND HE-MAN!!!, AND TRANSFORMERS!!!, HOW DO YOU SPELL ETC.]
- SONGS RELATED TO THE UNDEAD!!!!!
[I GET ALL MYSTERY SKULLS!!!, AND THRILLER!!!, AND ALSO GHOST BY NELWARD!!!, PLEASE HOW DO YOU SPELL IT]
- SONGS RELATED TO PARTICULARLY CARTOONISH VILLAINS!!!
[PLANKTON WEEK!!!, WE ARE NUMBER ONE!!!, IS PAPYRUS A CARTOONY VILLAIN!?! I THINK HE IS!!!, PLEASE!!!]
- SONGS RELATED TO THE MOST POWERFUL MAGIC AND WIZARDS, AND MEDIA WITH A HEAVY FOCUS ON MAGIC AND WIZARDS!!!
[I GET OVERLORD!!!, MAGIC BY MYSTERY SKULLS!!!, AND ALSO I GET GANDALF SAXAPHONE!!!, ETCETERA!!!!! I NOW KNOW HOW TO SPELL ETC!!!]

Track Sources:
Disco Necropoplis - Skeleton Boomerang OST (Undead)
In the Dark of the Night - Anastasia OST (Undead, Magic, Cartoony Villains)
This is Halloween - Danny Elfman (Undead)
Ghost - Mystery Skulls (Undead)
Magic - Mystery Skulls (Undead, Magic)
Bonetrousle - Man on the Internet (Undead, Cartoony Villains)
Brittle Bones Nicky - Rare Americans (Undead)
What I Want - The Living Tombstone (Undead)
Heyyeahyeahyeah - slackcircus (He-Man)
Friends on the Other Side - Keith David (Cartoony Villains, Magic, Loosely Related to the Undead)
Skeletor SFX

Necromanticism

Track by: Maddy.
Art by: PolarOpposite44.


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Tracks Used:
Kenët & REZ - Unreal Superhero 3 
Bloodhound Gang - The Bad Touch 

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- Awon & Tiff The Gift on the MIC

- Gorilla Glock : Concept, Beats, Cuts, Scratches and Executive Producer

Design : Jérémie ILL

2014 Released on Sergent Records (Cassette and Gatefold 2xLP)

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[Verse]
Brick cracks whisper, secrets in the night
Streetlight halos, ghosts taking flight
Pothole symphonies, beats under feet
City veins pulsing, the heart skips a beat

[Chorus]
Concrete jungle, the symphony hums
Every block sings, every corner drums
Rapid-fire rhythm, the cipher runs
Concrete jungle, where the heartbeat comes

[Verse 2]
Graffiti hieroglyphs, wisdom on the wall
Skyscraper ladders, heaven feels small
Manhole steam rising, ghostly parade
Echoes of a siren, memories that fade

[Bridge]
Cobblestone percussion, tires screech the notes
Rats scurry basslines, the alley’s undercoat
Boom-bap echoes, the lifeblood flows
The city never sleeps, its story never slows

[Chorus]
Concrete jungle, the symphony hums
Every block sings, every corner drums
Rapid-fire rhythm, the cipher runs
Concrete jungle, where the heartbeat comes

Concrete Jungle Symphony

THUMBNAIL BY SAN_KA

Sources:
Madeon - The Prince (House)
Mr. Oizo - Positif (Ed Banger)
Daft Punk - Around the World (House)
Mr Oizo - Two Takes It (Ed Banger)
Justice vs Simian - We Are Your Friends (House)
Julien Dore - La Fievre (French Artist)
Mr. Oizo - End of the World (Ed Banger)

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Since The 1960s [experiment: the pixies]

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