So Bea Arthur where are you?
I think I could use some cynicism in my life
or at least a menopause joke or two
but you won't do that for me cause you've died
and it sucks worse than the day the dinosaurs died.
now you're in the ground.
just like my pride.
cremated like the cherry on a Marlboro light.

It's alright. I won't cry. 
Thank you for being my friend if nothing more.

Bea Arthur

Dandelions butterscotch and all sorts of junk.
I shaved my head and said I'd always been punk.
In the late 90's with the ska and two-tone
and Rachel told me that nobody likes the Ramones.
Then I got a 40 and I got really drunk,
plugged in my guitar and I turned my amp up.
Some fuckhead told me that I'd never be punk,
and I told him that he fuckin' stunk.
It's just 3 chords.
Dandelions butterscotch and all sorts of junk.
Getting thrown out of clubs cause the feedback's hum
It's like ten years later and I'm feelin' so dumb
with a pack of pall malls and a handle of rum.
Then I got a 40 and I got really drunk
plugged in my guitar and I turned my amp up.
Some fuckhead told me that I'd never be punk
and I told him his jeans were pre-shrunk.
It's just 3 chords.

Thunderkiss 65000

cover of an adam green song. figured why not. happy halloween dawgs.

Dance with me

this was a song written in response to a danish dickhead named Lasse, about his friend named Kaj...who hadn't gotten no lady friends in a WHOLE DAMN YEAR...and he wrote a song about it. so I wrote a response to it- teaching the poor guy what to do.

Kaj.MP3

last night I had a dream and willie nelson was there
smokin' a doobie and nobody cared
Cj called and said he had the hair
but he had to dye it black and tease it everywhere
it's kinda a stretch but believe me it works
nobody wears sleeves on their black t shirts
we took all these pictures down on the farm
and markey had to learn how to play his guitar

Me and willie nelson
me and willie nelson
me and willie nelson 
singing for the ramones

me and willie nelson
me and willie nelson
me and willie nelson 
sing for for the ramones

last night I had a dream and willie nelson was there
smokin' a doobie and nobody cared
Cj called and said he had the hair
but he had to dye it black and tease it everywhere
we started huffin' diesel till we puked on the ground
and we rolled up a joint and we passed it around
me and willie didn't know what the fuck was happening
and then Cj laughed cause it was laced with acid

Me and Willie Nelson Singing for the Ramones

16 tons

I Like Em Young.MP3

all live so it's horrible. everything's horrible. I'm horrible. we're all horrible. 

& they've got a spaceship, a motherfucking spaceship it flys through space and it's really the tits
it comes equpied with a big warp drive it's the USS Goddamn Enterprize
fuckin' with the Orions, blowin' up the klingons fuckin' with the baddies, blowin' up their minions
tryin' to find where the universe ends but they don't fuck with the romulans

Thegoddamnussenterprize (live)

americans are special
americans are great
americans are as charming 
as a light switch rave
america likes nic at night
they're obsessed with happy days
americans are all shit heads
in love with their own damn pain

raise your glass to ignorance
to bigotry and hate
because you'll need a chainsaw 
to cut through our red tape
raise your glass to assholes
like dick chaney and elmidate
because you'll need a chainsaw 
to cut through our red tape.

americans are special
and they're overweight
while they sit around in their underwear
and look at flava flav
americans loves futbol
and loves to hate on gays
americans are all shit heads
who wish that they still had slaves

raise your glass to ignorance
to bigotry and hate
because you'll need a chainsaw 
to cut through our red tape
raise your glass to assholes
like dick chaney and elmidate
because you'll need a chainsaw 
to cut through our red tape.

burn the flag it's trendy
burn the flag it's trendy
burn the flag it's trendy
and it's easily immitadable
burn the flag it's trendy
burn the flag it's trendy
burn the flag it's trendy
and we're ready willing and able

thanks obama


Illegal Immigrant's Song.MP3

something I made for skoggins to do over.

Skoggins2

I totallllllly danced like tom hanks. I like this song. I haven't recorded stuff in a while...figured I'd break the same ole same ole by doin' a lil' dance and singing a lil' song and havin' a lil' ole drinky poo. also, I found my kazoo, and I miss my harmonica.

Come Go With Me.MP3

Rachel axed me to write  a song about the swap meet...so uh, I did it.

Swap Meet.MP3

Me and JC's band Micky Cosmos and the Sagittarius AC's.

Micky Cosmos And The Sagittarius AC's - Bad Bad Baby.MP3

1 take, no soundcheck, noise...just noise...cover of Tom Waits.

Goin Out West.MP3

uploaded this to show the cbg I built's sound. I recorded it on the porch with a boss micro br

Porch Swing Blues.MP3

https://www.facebook.com/carnivalbill
I'm just some dude from the Gulf Coast who plays music for whoever will listen. 
I'm playing the drums and the guitar and singing at the same time. 
It's not supposed to be complex. 
Forget about the bullshit and have a good time with it. 

CarnivalBillCarney

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