Let Them Eat Soap

Daffodildo

Net Zero

New Fungus

It's sticky but it won't hurt you. As for the black goo, well....

Black Goo Research

Entropy Will Wait

If this had a beat, it would be 120bpm. It's available to download if anyone wants to fuck with it.

The Normalisation Of Absurdity

Bender

Slow News Day

Monkey Pops

Normalcy Bias

Shit Creek

All Booked!

Jumbotron

Diffuser

Hello

Sandra Bullock In Gravity

headphones mess my hair up.... aggghhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Colliderscope

Yeah!

Lil shit

actual recording of the aforementioned creature 
listening to his favourite tape

Lair Of The Moon Mantis

people often ask me 'how long is a piece of string?'
I say 'buy a fucking tape measure.'
world's gone mad

Brain Eggs

Biden's Brain

Lipburner

only one piano was harmed during the making of this track

Piano Falling From A Forest Canopy

Tears Of A Squid

Starlink

Head Above Water Buried In Sand

warnings have gone unheeded...
and when it's all too late, when the final lock is in place, they will stumble across bones in the belfry, 
and still, they will not see

My Corpse Lies Rotting In The Bell Tower

Government Is Not Your Friend

my hair is my best feature.



And, no offence, but this has got to be the worst dating site ever

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