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The classic duo Tom and Jerry and the violent Itchy and Scratchy duke it out in rap to see who is the best slapstick show.

Tom And Jerry Vs Itchy And Scratchy. CartoonMadeRapBattles

Ed - Anthony
Patrick - Matthew 
Cosmo - Zack
Gir - Zack
Soos - KGBronies 
Chowder - RoboTurtle
Bloo - Zack
Billy - Zack 
Stimpy - Frenzy 
Dora The Explorer - Mat4yo

EPIC CARTOON MADE RAP BATTLES!
ED!
VS! 
PATRICK!
BEGIN!

Ed:
Hello! I’m ed, after this, this dumb starfish will be found dead
But instead, you sound like you’ve been knocked on the head.
don’t try to rap, you and you're yellow friend are in a gay romance 
no wonder since you want to see what's in his squarepants 
you’re the first star fish that has ever been beaten by Ed
you pink dildo headed prick, have you been dropped on your head again?
You live under a rock? Whoa you can’t be more of a dumbass!
you’re a unemployed idiot who can’t even get at a job at the krusty krab

Patrick:
You’ll be screaming “Chickens!” once I kick you in the dickens
my rhymes are harder then my rock house so don’t think about winning
don’t make fun of my friends, you’re the retard to talk
only friends you have is a cheap scammer and a nerd who yabs too much
may I ask a simple question, why so fucking yellow?
oh wait you’re always like that cause you probably have conditions, I’ll
whoop you away and you're weird obsession with buttered toast 
try to step up to this awesome star fish with the most flow

Ed:
Well least I’m likeable and have a fucking personality 
unlike you sitting there overdosing on krabby patties 
you can’t even do anything, who could ever stand you?
atleast I have an IQ to know that you’re going to lose

Patrick:
well your IQ’s wrong, now lets just get this beat back on track
oh yeah where this star fish was kicking your dumb-ass
I’m not talking shit from a guy who gets beat up by his sister
I’m a dead sea mc, who’ll leave more than a blister.

Cosmo:
hello! Cosmo is back to kick these dumb holes in there nuts
I’m a fairy godparent! You two act like Mutts. 
I’m the real star, not you Fagdick, so just go back to you're rock home!
Think twice, you got sliced, by the magical cosmo!

Gir:
It’s time for you all to go through your Walk of Doom!
When GIR steps onto the mic, there’s nothing you can do!
I’m the fan favorite, watch me doo dee doo doh!
And if you try to fuck with me, I’ll go into Rare Duty Mode!

Soos:
Welcome to Gravity Falls fools, I was once a pig.
But when I was one, I could still rap better than you did,
I’m Jesüs! and now I’ll leave you a huge bruise!
I’m going to go now, you got owned by sooooos!

Chowder:
I'm going to spit a rap and then eat it up again
Mung Daal, lets cook up these fools and turn them into Bacon
I’m a classic CN show, compared to me, you all suck!
say I have an eating problem? well guess what, I don’t give a fuck!

Ralph Wiggum:
you guys winning is impossible , my cat smells like pee.
I’m not stupid, I’m special, ask my dad, see?
I’ll stop eating these crayons when I take you to town
I don’t choo choo choose you, I hate men now!

Bloo:
Prepare to be owned by Mac's best imaginary friend
You're all for comedy purposes, when will it be your end?
Chowder, all you do is eat, well choke on this rhymes
Now watch as I give the bloo beatdown, a second time

Billy:
Hey Grim, Lets kick bloo out of that stupid fosters home
even Mandy agrees that you guys freaking blow
Honestly, All your raps are making my ears bleed!
I’d rather eat my own boogers then see you guys succeed

Stimpy:
Oh joy, I get to rap against these fails, cause I’ll win!
Billy, I’ll turn you into a skeleton, just like Grim!
Cosmo, you’re obsessed with timmy, keep away from little boys
All of you guys just need some Happy, Happy, Joy, Joy!

Dora The Explorer:
Hola! Es signora Dora! Taking down these idiots!
You dipshits lower intellect, I pioneer a hispanic syndicate
of little kids who can whoop your ass sideways in two different languages
Anywhere from bikini bottom all the way to Bangladesh
Stimpy, you’re simply gay with Ren- and it’s obvious to see!
I don’t need help from my viewers to find that out this time on TV
I’l kick you down with Boots’ boots, I’ll stomp on you like jelly
I’ll be swiping these silly swiping sick swipers right off of the telly!
Billy, shove your boogers up your ass, you failed mistake
check the map to see how much more of this buttkicking you can take
Call me Boots, cause I’m going apeshit on you whackos that’s a fact
I’ll have mi Abuela pack my you in my backpack for a snack
Before I drop the mic, YEAH!, what did we learn today...
Never mess with Dora the Explorer, we did it, yeah, we did it, YAY!

WHO WON?
WHO’S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
Uhhhhhhhhh...What was I meant to say again?
CARTOONMADERAPBATTLES!

Ed vs Patrick. CartoonMadeRapBattles Season 1 Finale

Audio mixed by Matthew

Benson - Zander
Squidward - Justin

Benson:
Mordecai and rigby take this bitch away to put him back under the sea
No matter how much you complain, your ass is now working for me!
Oh wait I don’t hire slackers that kiss other people’s asses
No wonder everyone under bikini bottom thinks you’re a bastard!
Do I even need to try? I can get skips to fuck up your squid ass 
And your nose is bigger than Mr Krab’s weird fetish for cash!
How can you even battle, even patrick thinks you’re a prick
And grow some balls, no one wants to get near that bikini bottom dick!

Squidward:
Could you be quiet! I’m trying to play my clarinet, you’re being rude!  
Quit rapping and go back to shouting at your employee's for being better than you.
I’m a squid, you’re a candy machine with his patience too small
My voice is annoying? You sound like you’ve been kicked in your gumballs!
I don’t even need to swear to tell you that your show shouldn’t be on TV
You need to stop being a little bitch, and this is coming from me.
I’m gonna tear you limb from limb, this proves you’re a hypocrite and a liar!
Breaking your nose if you don’t be quiet because this time YOU’RE FIRED!

Benson:
Yes, I am a candy machine, thats why my rhymes are fucking sweet
You work at the krusty crap, this isn’t the first time you’ve tasted defeat
You slacker, stop holding that clarinet like its a god damn dildo!
Face it you’re gay, it says it in your name, Mr. Tentacles 
You’re the reason your show sucks just like your career
A mutated squid trying to rap is the last thing I fear
Stop slacking, your music is like your job, pure dirt!
Now stop sucking spongebob’s dick and GET BACK TO WORK!

Squidward:
What work? I’m not the one with a dispenser as a vagina 
You don’t belong in a cartoon you belong in a fast food diner
I’ll lyrically beat you too death, your glass head will shatter! 
I would ink you till you're blind, but I have control over my bladder.
I’m a squidward, under the sea, you’re just some washed up turd
I’m bout to leave you more embarrassed than when you are on say that word 
Take anger management, and stop yelling you're making my ears bleed 
And those so called rhymes you're spitting is just like you're job, plain shitty


Squidward vs Benson. CartoonMadeRapBattles Season 2

Anthony Perry as Chris Griffin
Zack Maloney as Bart Simpson

Lyrics:
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF CARTOONS!
CHRIS GRIFFIN!
VERSUS!
BART SIMPSON!
BEGIN!

Chris Griffin:
I think it’s time to draw how this little punk is going down
The way he’s challenging me got him acting like a clown
It’s not Chris to you, it’s Hatboy, bitch!
But instead, call me Homer, ‘cause I’ll choke you with my disses!
I’m delivering these lines, like how I deliver Newspapers
You dumb phoque, I need to eat a marshmallow so I’ll finish you off later
Write this down on the chalkboard, all you do is cause trouble
There’s no use for you on the show, so go skateboard out of this battle!

Bart Simpson:
I’m Bart Simpson, who are you, tubby?
It’s sad that comparing you to your dad, you’re more chubby
I’m a Simpson, you’re just from some messed up family
How can I take you seriously, you get amused by giggling keys!
You already lost this one, just listen to my crowd
Hell, if Ralph ever saw you, he would be like “I hate men now!”
You think you’re going to win, I think you have lost it
I’ll be more scarier than the monkey hiding in your closet

Chris Griffin:
You’re just some yellow turd, with a show that’s a pile of concrete 
You planned to get married, even though you’re younger than me
I’ll make you feel ashamed that you're bully will say 
Nelson Muntz:
Haha!
Chris Griffin:
Cause at the end of this, you’ll be screaming “Ay caramba!”
Bartman has just begun, I already took him down
I’ll be chilling with my dad, go back to making out with Milhouse  
I can make a better rap even when I fart
By the end of this, we’ll rename this episode to Dead Bart

Bart Simpson:
All you are is a copy of your dad, with even less brain cells
I'll take you down faster than what I did to Krabappel
When I leave you beheaded just like Jebediah, no one will get mad
The chance of you winning is more freaky than you marrying your dad
Now I have to admit Chris, you are quite  a well rounded kid
But its pretty sad when even Meg thinks you’re retarded 
Don’t ever try to fuck with Cupcake Kid, or else, you’ll be hurt
I won this fight fair and square, now go back to making out with Herbert

WHO WON?
WHO’S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF CARTOONS!


Chris Griffin vs Bart Simpson. Epic Rap Battles of Cartoons 40

Butters:
Hi fellers, I'm butters, I know I may look harmless and friendly
but I'll smash your glasses, you won't like me when I'm angry
I’ll split you like your parents, and you won’t be restitched
By the end of this battle, you’ll be my new Bottom Bitch
I can see that you’re so nervous you’re beginning to stutter like Jimmy
This is the Butters Show, Milly, you’ll be as paralyzed as Timmy!
I’m killing this battle like kenny, nobody likes you at all!
You can’t win, you suck at rapping like you suck at baseball

Mil house:
Everythings coming’ up Milhouse as I snap you like a butterfinger
You’re busy getting wedgied, while I’m getting it with Lisa
I’m best friends with the coolest kid in school, who likes you?!
You’ve fell out with all your friends, now think, “What should you do?’
South park? well I’m taking you and your show down to the south! 
I’m not allowed to watch it anyway, but that won’t stop my doubts
I’ll kick your butt-ers, and it’s a good job I’m wearing flood pants
Drink you like Syrup Super Squishy Bender, I was even in a boy band!

Professor Chaos:
Let’s see how you like dealing with me! Professor Chaos!
Not everythings going up you! Tremble, This time the house lost!
You’ve been a bad boy, now you’ll get roasted on an open fire.
With all these excuses about what your mom says, you’re such a liar!
Go my minions and tear up this allergy infected god damn mess.
You’re nothing compared to the best! You ugly little pest!
I cause Chaos, the only thing you cause is sickness.
Get the heck out of here, before I destroy you with my disses!

Milhouse:
You got beat up by a guy in a raccoon suit, your chaos is a disaster.
Not to mention your “minions” are your two pet hamsters.
The only thing that’s chaos is your show, Simpsons is standing tall
While even your own gramma can beat up your butterballs
All your friends are pricks, just like your fucked up parents
Make us both happy and leave, come on man, I dare ya!
Game Over, My hot rhymes melted all your buttery limbs.   
You’ve lost this battle because the House always wins.

WHO WON
WHO’S NEXT
YOU DECIDE

EVERYTHINGS COMING UP EPIC CARTOON MADE RAP BATTLES!


Milhouse Houten vs Butters Stotch. CartoonMadeRapBattles Season 2

SEASON 4 IS HERE!

We are starting off this season with a bang, The Blues Brothers vs Drake & Josh featuring special guest rapper Richalvarez!

VideoGameRapBattles as Drake Bell
Game Mechanics (Logan)as Josh Peck
Richalvarez (Richard and Chris) as The Blues Brothers

Lyrics:
EPIC RAP BATTLE PARODIES
DRAKE AND JOSH
VERSUS
THE BLUES BROTHERS
BEGIN

Josh Peck:
Yo, Joliet and Elwood, it's me, representing Nickelodeon
Don’t step these brothers ‘less you wanna tussle both of ‘em
We’ll put the blue in you brothers, you're  pathetic,  yo
With this flow we'll show why our show has so many episodes!

Drake Bell:
I've had enough of your ''soul'', so let me play my guitar!
I'm Drake Bell! I’ll wring you out while I spit bars
So keep your briefcase locked, you're about to get shocked
Go back to that prison with your Jailhouse rock!
(Drake) Look at it from our Belleview (Josh) you utterly suck!

Drake Bell:
Please just stop playing music, for that I'll pay 5000 bucks!

Josh:
I'm a straight A student, these Muppets got nothing up their sleeve!
(Josh) Thinking you can take us? (Drake) You're both crazier than Steve!
(Josh) I ain't callin you a truther so you losers better scram
(Drake) You two's talent is almost as hidden as our lamb!
(Josh) You claim you've got Soul, Man, (Drake) you'll still be beaten!

Drake and Josh:
And we could sum it up why in about 2000 different reasons!

Jake Blues:
All Drake cares about is being popular in school
And Josh's magic tricks make him look like a fool
You've should’ve Rawhid versus brothers so cool
Black suit and glasses, you know that we rule!

Elwood Blues:
Here we have two boobs, 

Jake Blues: well, I see four… 

Elwood Blues:
 Feel the rhythm and the blues with every hit of a chord 
Everybody needs somebody to love, but you both aren't it
We conquered every problem to save our orphanage!
(Elwood) These teenage dramaqueens (Jake) are obviously flawed

Elwood:
You fools can't stop us, we're on a mission from God!
(Jake) We're like Riders in the Sky (Elwood) and we ain't faking

Jake & Elwood: 
How can you think of beating us if you lose to Megan?

(Drake) Look, Josh!(Josh) they're shaking!(Drake and Josh) haha, high five!

(Drake) what would your career be without Saturday Night Live?

Drake Bell:
The best duo in the entertainment industry, there ain't no other

Josh Peck:
We're owning these fools so HUG ME, BROTHAH

Josh Peck:
I've got a bone to Peck with you two, slap you like it’s ping pong

Drake Bell:
If you can’t withstand our heat, keep your sunglasses on!
(Josh) I'm not gonna Give you some Lovin' (Drake) me neither, bro!

Drake and Josh:
Why don't you go back to your sweet home and Chiga-go!

Jake Blues:
Defeating Jake and Elwood, hell would have to freeze over

Elwood Blues:
We'll hit you with the bluesmobile like your names were both Oprah!
(Jake) The MC's of R&B spit such rhythm (Elwood) Yeah, we take it easy, man!

Jake Blues:
Flipping you the foam finger so you’ll throwdown again!
(Elwood) You've got a stupid cliché show (Jake and Elwood) don't deny it, Bell.

Elwood Blues:
The white trash, brain-dead version of Kenan and Kel!
(Jake) The Blues Brothers won this (Elwood) we're simply fantastic!

Jake and Elwood:
Go back to entertaining kids, we've got a cult classic!

WHO WON?
WHO’S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP BATTLE PARODIES

Drake & Josh vs The Blues Brothers

Anthony as Fanboy, Zack as Chum Chum
Dave as Spongebob, Matthew as Patrick

EPIC CARTOON MADE RAP BATTLES
FANBOY AND CHUM CHUM
VS
SPONGEBOB AND PATRICK
BEGIN

Fanboy:
Hey Chum Chum, lets own these chumps who’s show is complete trash 
We got an annoying yellow sponge and a penis shaped dumbass
Chum Chum:
You two are worth nothing so get back under the sea
Our raps are so cold, that they're give you 
Both:
Brain Freeze!
Chum Chum:
Stop laughing so much, what the hell are you two on?
We will rock your world harder, than the Campfire Song 
Fanboy:
Go back to bikini bottom before you get your asses destroyed
My rhymes will blow you away, just like a fan, boy!

Spongebob:
WE’RE READY!, WE’RE READY! to destroy the both of ya
You guys can’t get past me, I’m a Goofy Goober!
Patrick:
Your disses are so annoying, I would rather play mayo!
I cannot see the chance of you winning, like how I can’t see my forehead (OOHHHHH)
Spongebob:
Beating you guys will be more easy then flipping patties
Your show has nothing to do with you being superheroes, laddies
Patrick:
You guys will be popped, like popping bubbles with a needle
Once we win, we’ll ride our victory’s like Dutchman’s ship (leedle leedle leedle)

Chum Chum:
Do you have anything better to do then pissing off your nearbers
Fanboy:
You think blowing bubbles is art, man you're such failures 
Chum Chum:
Got that right, since patrick can't even get an award and
Fanboy:
All you do is chase jellyfish and be annoying, could it get more boring
Chum Chum:
I can see why squidward hates you, always making people mad!
Fanboy:
You’re only talent is to clean, man how sad
Chum Chum:
Why don’t you quit rapping and go suck spongebob’s little sponge dick
Fanboy:
Its obvious to see we've won, so goodbye bob and rick

Patrick:
MY NAMES NOT RICK!!!!!
If you call me that again, you’ll turn purple, you dicks
Spongebob:
Better watch out, ‘cause our rhymes sting more than a jellyfish
I also know karate, you really wanna piece of this 
Patrick:
You guys need to go back to the first grade, so you can learn wumbo!
Spongebob:
We had Hasselhoff saving us, while you two are still big dumbos
Patrick:
Once upon a time, there were 2 ugly barnacles, and
They were so annoying, that they’re show was cancelled… The End


Spongebob and Patrick vs Fanboy and Chum Chum. CartoonMadeRapBattles Season 2.

[1 Hour] - Markiplier's Outro Song

Freddy Voiceover5

ThE MIne SONG BUT ITS scrEAMED

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCm-X6o81nRsXQTmqpyArkBQ

This is not my real voice (obviously)

Albertsstuff/Flamingo - Cynthia The Girl Who Broke My Heart

CookieSaurus as .GIFfany
UnamusedDetective as Monika

.GIFfany
Time to rock School University! I don’t carry books just for studies!
Cuz here’s a Literature Club when I hit you with Python for Dummies!
While the fans just moan and whine to get some Double D-LC
You’ll notice you can’t Save yourself, so-called “Lady Who Knows Everything”
And tada, you’ll get Just Moni-cucked in every single playthough
A world of infinite choices and even I wouldn’t be choosing you
Don’t joki, when you first spoke I knew you weren’t okie doki
So I’ll just have to sigh-ori when you’re on the mic choking

Monika
I'll leave you broken like your English! Try to scorn a poet's rapping?
See, when I compress this .GIFfany most anthyding can hadplen
But here’s a dating tip for the day, if you want to raise your chances
You best try more than grooming pawn-deres for measly CD-ROMances
Yuno, I’m not usually disturbed by badly coded children’s toys
But your rhymes are an endless cacophony of meaningless noise!
And when I play you like a piano, you must listen to the Melody
Because a melted heart’s the only story arc that’s left in Your Reality

Battle Bytes

Monika vs .GIFfany. Battle Bytes #19

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Spongebob and Patrick vs Fanboy and Chum Chum. CartoonMadeRapBattles Season 2.

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