Love how u played as scooby ps they stoled my idea

not a bad battle,i see why grim was in here

They are some lyrics missing in the description. Does anyone know what Courage says here ?

rap battles

Lyrics/Beat/Trivia: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1II5CaEKS6ghWX62845JCtVyu9RP6n85PSvqSYRMfhZc/edit
AlaskanSam as Giovanni
swizkii as Tom Nook
Written by MetaMachine, Legengo, GamingPlush64 and Dani Frias
Additional help from ThatTacoGod and Eddiefrb
Mixed by GlitchDude
Beat by Ihaksi
Thumbnail by Trakked
Hint for next battle: imma be real nothing else is super close to being done in terms of a new audio but maybe a video to an old battle within the month or so will be a thing???

Giovanni vs. Tom Nook

B-Lo Lorbes as Mordecai
Miss4yo as Twilight Sparkle
Kari4ever as Pinkie Pie
Justin Buckner as Applejack
RandomBronyWhovian as Rarity
Stofferex as Fluttershy
PaletteReviews as Rainbow Dash
RandomBronyWhovian as Spike
Anthony Perry as Rigby
DH Films as Muscle Man
Matthew Thomas as High Five Ghost
Mat4yo as Pops
Stofferex as Skips
itsannachloem as Princess Celestia
WoodenHornets as Benson

Mordecai vs Twilight Sparkle 3. Epic Rap Battles of Cartoons 34

There was going to be artwork, but Photoshop decided to crash, so artwork coming soon I suppose. Enjoy the battle! :)

Epic Rap Battles of Pokemon #14
Snorlax vs Slaking
Begin!

Slaking :
Straight out of Petalburg to show you what you're Snorlacking
My high attack stat is barely Normal, prepare for some attacking
you've just got Thick Fat, a Hammer Arm is what I've packing
Quit snacking, the whacking cracking swagger is Slaking!
You make me yawn, what's going on? One hit and you'll be gone!
Climbing up higher with my brawn, call me King Kong!
You've sure got gluttony, but no immunity in this rap battle
Defense Curl up, since you're too sleepy to even use tackle!

Snorlax : 
You dare to wake me up? Like paths your disses I block
I crunch and munch this sloth who's just Slacking Off!
You might have good stats, but your potential is ruined
Cause every other turn, you just sit on your ass and Truant
Eating fruit, then beating you, I'm the best you've ever seen
Feel the rhythm of my Belly Drum as I Chip you Away with rhyme schemes
You're making my hyper, like a beam! I'm on Ash's damn team!
Now it's time to take a nap, you go rap while I dream

Slaking :
YOU'RE OBESE, SO PLEASE, you will never get this win!
I compare with a legendary, I got more skill than you got chins
As you eat up my disses, you ain't getting more slim
You're out of shape, but you can still find me in the Gym!
Right beside Norman, my power is at Max, I'm getting hostile
Coveting the mic, now May I show you ass-whooping Petalburg Style?
I'll leave you consuming Leftovers, go back to blocking routes
This was your Punishment, you can suck my Pokéflute!

Snorlax :
I could talk in my sleep and still be standing tall
I'm also in SSB. Brawl, time to put you to Rest once and for all
Evolving through friendship, I am what every trainer wishes for
You're such a bore, I've got more in store when I use Snore
A challenge? Rollout out of town! You're just loafing around!
I've got such a Heavy Slam since I weigh over a thousand pounds!
My lyrical Giga Impacts sure showed you you shouldn't face me
This languorous languid laggard is only good at being lazy!

Snorlax vs Slaking. Epic Rap Battles of Pokemon #14.

Alvin:
We’re attracting audiences all around the world, you’re just annoying inbreds
I could see something more entertaining from a fucking house pet
Your show was cancelled, and yet our movies are still going!
And your ratings were slowly slipping down the tree without notice.

Simon:
It’s clear to see you guys don’t have any talent so don’t pretend 
What do you do? we’re singers, musicians, this’ll be your chipper end

Theodore:
Why are we even rapping against these chumps? The chip and dale show was shit.
You gonna put up fist to fists when you don’t even have wits to defeat this!

Chip:
Hey Dale, (Dale) Yeah! (Chip) Wanna hear about these chunky chips all in a nutshell?
Well one day, they stood up to us, the rescue rangers, (Dale) CHIP AND DALE
Dale:
You’re a real pop group? Well then I’m guessing you suck!
I’ll buck yall, you better duck, after this you’ll be in the rough.
Chip:
you can tal  k but you can’t think, could you even be more stupid.
(Dale) All your known for is novelty singing (Chip) How did they get their own movie?!
Dale:
Who the fuck are the chipettes? Your show makes no sense (Chip) It makes nothing
By the end not only dave will be the one shouting (both) ALLLLLVVIIIIN!

Alvin:
We make our own songs, not winding up Donald Duck in the park

Theodore:
We rap like the tree you live in cause we go hard like bark!

Simon:
I knew my calculations we’re right, you’re both gonna lose.

Alvin:
Heck, even Gadget Hackwrench is a better character than you!

Theodore:
We got a cartoon, 3 hit movies, and we will always live on 

Simon:
How you gonna compete with us? Nobody even knows you anymore, sons!

Alvin:
We will always win, no way these little pricks can beat us! 

All:
A new hint single, Disney character rip-off’s defeated by The Chimpmunks!

Dale:
Theodore really needs to lay off all the snacks!

Chip:
And Simon, shut up you nerd, I’ll break your glasses and

Dale:
who could ever stand you, you’re more annoying than fred
when rapping against us, you’ll never get a good success 

Chip:
Its fucking Both: Chip and Dale, you’re not even trying!
At the end of this battle WE’LL LEAVE YOU DEAD AND CRYING!

Dale:
We’ll get rid of your stupid singing and make your entire existence expired!

Chip:
That’ll teach you not to mess with Chip and Dale: Rescue Rangers!

Alvin and the chipmunks vs Chip N Dale. CartoonMadeRapBattles Season 2

Anthony Perry as Chris Griffin
Zack Maloney as Bart Simpson

Lyrics:
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF CARTOONS!
CHRIS GRIFFIN!
VERSUS!
BART SIMPSON!
BEGIN!

Chris Griffin:
I think it’s time to draw how this little punk is going down
The way he’s challenging me got him acting like a clown
It’s not Chris to you, it’s Hatboy, bitch!
But instead, call me Homer, ‘cause I’ll choke you with my disses!
I’m delivering these lines, like how I deliver Newspapers
You dumb phoque, I need to eat a marshmallow so I’ll finish you off later
Write this down on the chalkboard, all you do is cause trouble
There’s no use for you on the show, so go skateboard out of this battle!

Bart Simpson:
I’m Bart Simpson, who are you, tubby?
It’s sad that comparing you to your dad, you’re more chubby
I’m a Simpson, you’re just from some messed up family
How can I take you seriously, you get amused by giggling keys!
You already lost this one, just listen to my crowd
Hell, if Ralph ever saw you, he would be like “I hate men now!”
You think you’re going to win, I think you have lost it
I’ll be more scarier than the monkey hiding in your closet

Chris Griffin:
You’re just some yellow turd, with a show that’s a pile of concrete 
You planned to get married, even though you’re younger than me
I’ll make you feel ashamed that you're bully will say 
Nelson Muntz:
Haha!
Chris Griffin:
Cause at the end of this, you’ll be screaming “Ay caramba!”
Bartman has just begun, I already took him down
I’ll be chilling with my dad, go back to making out with Milhouse  
I can make a better rap even when I fart
By the end of this, we’ll rename this episode to Dead Bart

Bart Simpson:
All you are is a copy of your dad, with even less brain cells
I'll take you down faster than what I did to Krabappel
When I leave you beheaded just like Jebediah, no one will get mad
The chance of you winning is more freaky than you marrying your dad
Now I have to admit Chris, you are quite  a well rounded kid
But its pretty sad when even Meg thinks you’re retarded 
Don’t ever try to fuck with Cupcake Kid, or else, you’ll be hurt
I won this fight fair and square, now go back to making out with Herbert

WHO WON?
WHO’S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF CARTOONS!


Chris Griffin vs Bart Simpson. Epic Rap Battles of Cartoons 40

Scooby - Stofferex
Courage - Zander
Grim - Frenzy

Scooby Doo vs Courage 

Epic Cartoon Made Rap Battles
Courage the cowardly dog! 
VS
Scooby Doo!
BEGIN

Scooby Doo:
Where am I? I’m right here and this great dane ain’t afraid to attack
When I bark raps so fast you’ll crap your pants and run back to your shack
You’re a loner in the middle of no where whilst I got my “scooby gang”
Feel the wrath of my K9 fangs that will hit you like a boomerang
I gave kids and adults nightmares, watch my show and you’ll be scared
I think I just solved this case - this “siamese” pup cannot compare! 
The real mystery is that an actual horror is what your cartoon lacks
You’ll be the scaredy cat once I get my scooby snack (Howl)

Courage:
Not even shaggy can help you from the rhymes I spit at this twerp 
I had one scariest shows that ever aired on cartoon network 
You had limits yet I did everything that you could never achieve- ah!
Get a clue, you’re for babies, your show’s less scary than the creeper 
Fred does all the work, you sit on your ass and eat human food!
Don’t go barking slobber disses at me, you’re just being rude
Like your new design you should of been left with a bang (hehe)
I can save the day on my own, while you need a whole gang

Scooby Doo:
Is that all ya got? (laugh) well what a night for a REAL fight!
You better regret messing with the original when I come in to bite!
You won’t need to wrap up any courage to see your plainly overrated 
Scooby-doo-be-doo-be-doo! You got beat by mystery incorporated!

Courage:
You’re just a typical dog Scooby, I bet you want to smell my rear end
The only true horror here is that your show NEEDS TO END!
Stop being a chicken from outer space, this won’t last long 
As I can tell you’re upset, you’re more grumpy than Eustace 

(Beat stops)

Mysterious Figure:
I have entered this battle because I’ve had enough of listening to you two
Scooby:
Wha-at’s g-going on? 
Mysterious Figure:
You’re going down!
Courage:
WHO ARE YOU?

(Beat stops)

(New beat starts up)

(Announcer in whispering voice) 

Grim:
Boo! It’s about to get grim when I come in to scare you puppys 
So evil and dark that I’ll make you start running for your mommys 
You insufferable fools, don’t you dare provoke my wrath  
I’m evil but still funny so prepare as I make you both laugh!
then tear you in half with my scythe and then take your lives  
None of you could step to me, you don’t have the courage to survive 
Burning you with fire and turning you both into dog meat 
I’m going to battle someone more worthy - happy halloween  

Scooby:
I’ve had enough of your fake rapping, time to unmask this phony
Your only friends are dumbass kids, how lonely must you be 

Courage:
This time we’re working together to show this horror-ble mess
How we deal with monsters where we’re from, hero’s are always the best

Scooby:
If I had a scooby snack on every time this Jamaican makes fun of bill
I’d eat them all and be more amazing than my feature film

Courage:
Take that staff away from us, you’re more sloppy and angry than mandy

Both:
We’re the winners as the scary monsters NEVER succeed 

WHO WON
WHO’S NEXT
YOU DECIDE
EPIC CARTOOOOOOON *BOO* MADE RAP BATTLES

Courage vs Scooby. CartoonMadeRapBattles Season 2

Creepy Black - Stofferex
Lost Silver - VideoGameRapBattles
BRVR - Justin Buckner
Buried Alive - WoodenHornets
MissingNO - RLYoshi
Strangled Red - HyperJacob96
White Hand - Frenzy
Hypno's Lullaby - MaNCHA
Lavender Town Syndrome - Emo Owl
Ash's Coma - Mat4yo


Lost Silver:
I'M DEAD but I want to be alive to spit this message to you
Turn back now or you'll be sent straight to your doom
Cyndaquil says HURRY because this ghost will be Unown
I'll leave you in chains like all the Pokemon I own
The forgotten hero haunts this spawn of lavender town
This is the battle of your life, the run option's not allowed
LEAVE or it'll be your soul that I will pilfer
In this battle of horrors, you’ll take a second place Silver!

Creepy Black:
Black's here to hack through your Silver Soul and brain!
You think you can win? Man the word lost is in your name!
Ghost is in your party, the Lavender Town sprite spirit
I'll Curse you first, even though in Generation 1, that move wasn't in it!
You can't step to me! Hell, you can't step at all!
You can't catch this brawling ghost inside a Pokéball!
You're too scared to move, you're about to get owned!
And on the place I'll finish you off there will stand a tombstone

Lost Silver:
NO MORE! Enough of your rhymes giving me Frustration
You can't one-hit KO me this fight will be MY domination
Celebi can sing a Perish Song then have  Pain Split
Your data will be erased, Rest in 8 bits

Creepy Black:
Don't be giving me that Mean Look or i’ll use my curse ability!
You’ve already Lost, Silver, when you come up against me
I murder every Trainer I faced, don’t even bother to fight
It’s time I put you to sleep, cause this is your very last night!

BRVR:
Do you still love me? If not, I’ll use my thunderbolt
I know you'll never leave once I catch your souls
It’s so cold down here, but my rhymes are still hot
Like what my owner did to me, I will leave you all to rot
None of you jokes know the pain that's going on in my chest
I know you’re lying to me, when you said your disses are the very best
I would rather die than listen to your lame excuses of raps!
When you see my plushy in the room, it'll end in a bloodbath 

Buried Alive:
Let me come out from the ground and make you stop your strife
My time to shine and finally rip apart your lives,
It's over, Pikachu, nowhere to run and nowhere to hide
'Cause all you flee in fright when Buried Alive wants to fight!
It won't be tame when I glitch your game, you three'll never be saved
Cause my claim to fame, taking jokes like you to your graves!
Finally, fresh meat! I've been waiting almost a century
You're reached the final floor, NOW IT’S TIME TO GET BURIED!

MissingNO:
The true killer king has arrived to bring your demise
No one will be Missing you when I make you all die
Your pants you'll be shitting when MissingNO's spitting
These lyrics were written in the blood that's dripping
from your quitting barely-living head since I'm hitting and ripping
There's MissingNO way you'll win versus this verbal ass kicking
Time's ticking and ticking and I'm winning and grinning
I'm the glitching killing forbidden beginning of your spine splitting!

Strangled Red:
I have no reason to be here, but I'll take you all down anyways!
You guys thinking you're the best has driven me even more crazed!
In a world that cheated me, why should I play fair?
Just like me when Miki died, you'll all be driven to despair!
I'll kill you all!  I'm going to do it!  You don't wanna know what's going in my mind.
This win is MINE!  Your guys' victory is something you can't find!
Nothing can be saved now, prepare your necks!  I'll strangle you all, there won't be a reset!
When you step up to me, you'll end up dead!  With the last thing you see is the color of red!

White Hand:
I can’t believe that you all think you understand
you’re nothing, but at least now you’re in my hand
Crashing through this battle, rapping till you all faint from this happening
Taking over game, cuz your bodies aren’t the only thing I’m “hacking”
trust me, you’ll be Missing, with No one to find the remains
All of you fighting for supremacy, but you’re all rapping the same
Make all the noises you want, it’ll prove to be futile
When I rip you into pieces you’ll know I made this battle “BRUTAL”

Hypno’s Lullaby:
Come with me little children, safe and happy you all be
As you Rest in your beds and I devour all your dreams
Don’t cry, it’s fine, Hypno wouldn’t hurt a fly
Fortunately all of you are non-invertebrate slime
I gotta hand it to you, White, you at least proved you aren’t the worst
Because MissingNO blowed for every second of his verse
Hypno lied to you all, sorry, now you’re all dead and done
Stay with me forever, we’ll have so much fun!

Lavender Town Syndrome:
Come and listen to my song, I’ll make all your ears bleed
You’ll all be suicidal in this battle, don’t believe me? 
Step out of the cave, into the town and feel my power. 
More fearsome than the ghost Marowak who haunts the tower
Any child who plays me, will end up being dead and severed
I’ll corrupt all of you, showing you who should be feared!
You think you’re scary, I got zombie Pokemon on my side!
Challenging me to a battle, better get ready to hide!

Ash’s Coma:
I leave my home, start my journey all alone and 
no.. NO! i’ll leave YOU all in a coma!
Your theories aren’t eerie, they’re etherial diseases
I’m the leader, and I’ll turn you into ash for your treason
my vision’s blurry, i can’t see
i thought we were all a team, maybe this is all a dream, 
your existence is fiction, you rather hurt than feel hurting
Time to show you what I’ve learned on my pokemon journey!

Stage 1: strike you with the bolt of lightning in my pocket
Stage 2: ignite your fires and blast you like Team Rocket
Stage 3: water gun you down with flows you can’t test
Stage 4: make new friends and become the very best!

if this is all in my head, sprawled on a hospital bed
i’m forever in debt to recycle the R.E.M. 
Come on! you pasta peoples can’t quite catch up!
Well, this battle is done, so let me pull the plug!

Pokepasta Battle Royale. Epic Rap Battles of Pokemon #15.

Everything Dead 3  (Violations 24/7)

"Shadows of the Dot” is a late-night soundtrack to Toronto’s streets — dark, reflective, and heavy with ambition. The project captures the grind, the cold nights, and the weight of coming up in the 6. With raw energy and introspective moments, it paints the picture of moving through the shadows while keeping the hustle alive. The gold chain shines, but the tone stays real — success and struggle always walking side by side.

Can't Fail (Prod. DIMEWORLD)

Two trios of androids created by Dr. Gero go head to head in a Dragon Ball Rap Battle!

CAST:
B-Lo as Android 13
Jawshi as Android 14
Dusk as Android 15
MetalFireVA as Android 16
HyperJacob96 as Android 17
Peachy Leech as Android 18

LYRICS:

WELCOME TO DRAGON BALL RAP BATTLEZ
TODAY’S MATCHUP IS ANDROIDS 13, 14, & 15 VS ANDROIDS 16, 17 & 18
WHICH TEAM WILL COME OUT THE STRONGEST?
WE SHALL SOON SEE
3, 2, 1, FIGHT!

Androids 16, 17, & 18:
(17) Oh hey, it’s the rejects (16) The defectives of the bunch 
(18) Hey 15, you like to drink? (17) How about a little punch?
(16) Dr. Gero should’ve destroyed you when he had the proper chance
(18) Let’s finally dispose these freaks (17) Especially Mr. Trucker Hat
(18) No upgrade that you’ll have will ever match up to our level
(16) We’re the ones with more strength since we got the tougher metal
(18) Just one blast from our fingers and a whole city explodes
(17) You know these droids are going rogue, we are out of control
(16) You will be disassembled (18) You’re all uglier than Cell
(16) We’re the superior droids (17) Just in case you couldn’t tell
(16) It’s out with the old (18) and in with the new
(17) So you can go back with Red Ribbon, we can’t stand the likes of you 

Androids 13, 14, & 15:
(13) I never thought that I would see bigger clowns than 19
(15) Now I’ve heard of some rude teens (14) But you three are just obscene
(15) You really think you’re great because you got the higher numbers?
(13) None of y’all will survive (14) We are nothing like these others
(15) We’ll turn you to scrap metal (14) We will switch your modes to “Rest”
(13) You say that we’re weird ones? Just look at how 16’s dressed
(14) We’re built like tanks (13) with rhymes colder than the arctic
(15) I think the girl’s also defective cause she’s married to Krillin
(13) We had to get the job done when you kicked the Doctor’s head off
(15) You get sidetracked too easy, you guys suck at your jobs
(14) You think this is all a game? (15) You won’t win at this rate
(13) It seems these Androids are more useless than Android 8

Android 17:
Let me handle them myself, I think it’s time to power up
Listen here freaks, I’m gonna show you what’s up
Oh lookie here, another me, 

Hell Fighter 17:
now watch as your parts crumble

Both 17's:
As we merge together, prepare for double the trouble

Super 17:
Now more than I was before, absorbing your energy by the hour
Improved thanks to Myuu, now I have double the power
I make the world apocalyptic when the pits of hell start flaring 
I don’t even need to rap, I can kill you just by staring
My Super form is dope, yours is just a smurf on steroids
You know Super 17 is the best of all the Androids
Unlike you, I’m no puppet to Gero’s stupid ways
Let’s see if you can withstand my Super Flash Bomber rays

Android 13:
So you got a Super form? Big whoop! So do I!
Once I get rid of ya, Gero will be satisfied
14! 15! Let us also fuse to one!
And give TRIPLE the power to this damn son of a gun

Super 13:
Now I’m gonna leave you with another hole in your ass
Guess 13’s your unlucky number, prepare to feel my wrath
I punched Goku in the nads, broke Vegeta’s back like Bane
You? The Best Android? That’s not in my database
You are in for a wild ride on the S.S. Deadly Bomber
And the moment that it hits ya, you are for sure a goner
I suggest you leave this battle before your life gets in danger
Now go and live your boring life as a stupid park ranger

WHO SURPASSED WHO IN THIS FIGHT?
WHAT SHOULD THE NEXT MATCHUP BE?
THAT’S FOR YOU TO DECIDE ON DRAGON BALL RAP BATTLEZ

Androids Vs Androids - Dragon Ball Rap Battlez Season 1

Well, here we are; half way through the wave! Thanks for staying with me, people! :)
Vladimyr P as Jeffery Woods
Trakked as Billy Loomis
Beat produced by: Dansonn
Thumbnail by Fightmarker
Mixed by Vlad
Written by: Trakked, Jason Carreon, Redacted, and Vlad

Battle:
Jeffery Woods (0:13):
Another fate you could be choosin’ but it seems Loomis is loomin’ 
You think you’re destined to be abusin’, i assure you will be losin’
Listen, you seemed like a nice guy but that fried since your love died
When your dad had an affair with Prescott; your first taken life
You better know i’ll spit hotter than any lighter’s fire to the face
Seems like Ghostface is getting disgraced; i’ll waste this kid without a trace
Based on your obsession with horror films, it’s a shame that yours bombed
It was left behind by the critics; Like you were abandoned by your mom

Billy Loomis:
(Cut!) This Trollpasta should know I’ll be the director for this scene
Your only fans are prepubescents while I'm the guy that kills teens!
Your life’s just like a movie; oh wait, you couldn't even get yours
I mean, who’d like another cliche film about a rip-off joker bore?
Since you’re just a run-of-the-mill Psycho, I thought fans already lost ya
Wes Craven made me great, you’re only known cuz of MrCreepypasta!
Ya killed your own family and friends just cuz your feelings got hurt?
You'll end up truly “im-Prisoned” when I bury you in your own Dirt!

Jeffery Woods:
Your beliefs are fictional, your movie and your win too,
Even when being burned, I still look better than you!
So why am I taking jabs from a whiny, grimey failed jock?
When the reality is, you’re the biggest Ghost on your own busted-block!

Jeff the Killer:
Looks like I got some new meat; unlike your constant sequels it seems
But I've looked at your irony; you’re sure to not make me Scream
Went and inspired Scary Movie, seems you DID go insane
But you’ll meet the same fate; a couple caps in the brain 

Billy Loomis:
Wow, your raps make me go to sleep! But i’m sure that was what you’re going for
You see, this is all a fun game to me; I could just gut you like the other whores
It doesn’t matter if you get it right or wrong; you have no defence against my rhymes! 
I’ll defeat you with or without a motive since we all go a bit mad sometimes..

Ghostface:
Looks like you’ve seen a ghost, oh wait, that’s just bleach on your face!
Listen up, Jeff, the phone’s ringing, I’m sure it’ll put you in your place
There's no.. standin' the pain! I'm homicidal, like your brother
Gettin'.. beaten by Jane? I’ll have this fucker meeting his mother! (UGH)

Billy Loomis vs Jeffery Woods - Rap Cypher: REBOOT #5

we did this in 5 hours.


GamingPlush64 as CallMeCarson.
Jughead Jay as Roblox Noob.
Freshy Kanal as Pennywise.


CMC:
What’s up chat, I’m live on Twitch
Use my 5 head to divide a bitch
It’s the SMP MC CMC
An ERB Parody against a pre teen
Known for constant screams and despacito
Some worn out meme hoe? You know I’ll beat yo[u]!
I got the drip, you got the brains
That can even swell the mind of Traves

Roblox:
Wassup honey honey? I make that money money!
Call my bars Danny Devito cause they’re Always Sunny Sunny!
I will shoot your bitch ass with my gunny gunny!
This bitch ain’t funny funny! TRUMP 2020!
Ayo, it ain’t gay to slap your bro’s butt
I could buy this hoe slut with negative Robux!
Call this November cuz this bitch got no nuts!
I could eat some quinoa outta your b-b-b-bowl cut!
Now the CMC won’t let me be
There’s just not enough roblox song parodies
This upload is sponsored by CHUCK E CHEESE
JK LIL BITCH! ITS MICKEY D’S!

CMC:
I swear I’m not gay, chat, don’t call me gay, chat,
When this dude gets played by guys like Jay, chat!
You scream more than Jschlatt; I think you should face facts
I’ll nae nae and slay; win like Minecraft Monday! (BRRAH!)
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/656321803706433549/661760714683449355/unknown.png 
Your OOF is a dead meme I don’t want on my board
I get the crowds rawring when I got a funny mic gripped
Dick and balls, huh? He clearly likes it!

Roblox:
FUCK 
THIS BITCH BE GOIN LIKE “SCHPLUCK”
I WILL STAB YOU IN THE EYE WITH AN ACTUAL FORK
HUMP ME! FUCK ME! SLEEP TIGHT BORK

CallMeCarson vs. Roblox Noob. XRB #2`3r487adbfguyvd

Light as Harry Warden
Vladimyr P. as Heartful Lou

WELCOME TO A SINISTER RAP BATTLE
HARRY WARDEN
AGAINST
HEARTFUL LOU
BEGIN

Harry Warden (0:32):
Survived in the cave in for days, I’m not some teen to laugh at
But I’m sent to rap against a Wattpad Jeff the Killer copycat?
I’m spitting so toxic with sharpened lines just like this pickaxe
You’d have a Bloody Valentine but a certain someone didn’t ask!
This Modded COD fraud got heartbroken in a heartbeat
Then I’ll puncture Heartful’s heart so he’ll never get the chance to flow on the beat
This wannabe will fail like I’m Shale; You.. should snap back to reality
Sam will never love you again Lou.. how is that for a casualty?

Heartful Lou (0:55):
You spat those raps so bad it’s like you didn’t have a heart
That verse was like your first flick because you cut out the best parts
You can’t devour this victory like the miners, it’s rough
That you’ll fall flatter than your 3D so I won’t take your rebuff

Harry Warden (1:06):
I always Massacre the track; you’re something less than a man
You came to spit licks but missed like the carnival cans
And after that dreadful verse, watchu gonna do? Choke?
You’re not a Walt, you’re at fault, I’m one you shall not provoke!

Heartful Lou (1:17):
Say I’m something less than a man? Look into the mirror, buddy
I could ace you in this battle with no need for me to study
The raps you spat were horrid, tried to manipulate your win?
Wasted a perfectly good verse so you could, what?? Conserve your oxygen??
Maybe the hallucination can fake a world where you persevere 
A list of box office successes? It’s clear Harry’s not here
Love is a gift, something you could never have
Lights out, I burned your ass without needing methane gas

WHO MURDERED THE MIC?
COMMENT THE LOVE LETTER BELOW
RETURN TO THE DEPTHS OF HELL
FOR ANOTHER
SINISTER RAP BATTLE

Writers: Vlad and Cole
Beat Producer: Slantize
Mixer / Effects: Vlad
Cover Art Made by ColeDaCole

Harry Warden vs Heartful Lou

Harry Warden vs Heartful Lou. Sinister Rap Battles: Lost Episode “Valentines Day”

Mixed by Jacob
Thumbnail by Kamren

MidgeChamp:
Mannn...
When I invite you to a battle, I don’t wanna hear no venting 
‘Cus the bullshit you’ve been spreading’s, getting pretty frustrating 
You’re acting like your petty pitty point’s gon’ save you from my slayin’? Nah
I’ll beat you off this beat like you be beating off to animals!
(oh)
It seems Kylie’s lawyer caught a case of criminal mentality
Stole from Alex so much you became ‘Kam the Beast-iality’
So snap back to reality, fantasise to stay mad at me
Your creepy weeb reveries are more fucked up than your family
Oh, was that too harsh for you? Well complain in my DM’s dude
A wall of text won’t stop what’s next; another dished out L for you
Beating this hated, tasteless racist gives me real deja vu
Should be calling me daddy because you know I’m always beating you

Kamren:
Did you write that off your checklist of all the material you've already used?
"Well fuck you bitch, fuck you bitch," Yeah, I can repeat the same shit too
I thought you hated how you sounded last time, guess you need Atro's advice
Cause you've been spewing the same god damn lines ever since you've begun this fight!
By the way, pick on someone your own size, need I remind how many times you brawled
Little kids like Silent just so you feel the slightest bit tall?
Heard you in the last FRB, thinking, "Why is this dumbass here again?"
Then again, that wouldn't be the first time you stuck your nose in business you ain't reason being in
Fought Jade over fucking politics and I'M pathetic? Hardly
And keep in mind, this is the same Leo who invited himself as third party
Could list multiple reasons but you’re too stubborn to listen whatsoever
So grow the fuck up. Oh wait, you can't! TheAngryMidget will always be "short tempered"

MidgeChamp:
Multi line? Check. Stolen lines? Check.
Borderline? Eh Kamren guy? Wrecked
You can’t rap or write for shit, you’re a bitch with a Martyr Complex
It’s not contest when I crack a crackhead egg, man I’m apex
You dissed my politics? Fine. Least i have a career in mind
You’ll be living with your parents til’ the day you’re 59 
You uneducated swine, even Skeeps’ creeped at what you’re watching, bruh
But Judging by the way you’re acting you have Zero Academia 

Kamren:
Tryna spout lines like you're the Omega but your videos tell me otherwise
Keep My Life out of your mind unless you want karma crossing over your line
I've got someone to always love, you're backstabbing Dani's crew
So what the fuck is a career if ain't anyone coming to back you?
Got people praising me in the royale, you're just a scrapped addition
So it doesn't take a genius to know this battle will equal you begging in submission
"Oh I'm sorry! Please forgive me!" : Another half-assed apology
I don't care if I win or not at this point, I'm doing this because you're appalling!

MidgeChamp:
Who you callin’ back stabber, ye bastard? You dissed me not a week after I left
Went ahead, tried to hide your own sins in the shadow of your brand new Multi Super Master

Kamren:
Call me a dumbass? Of course you would, what else could you make up?
Oh, I know! Maybe you'll tell me why feminism is the embodiment of scum?

MidgeChamp:
The King of FRB will beat this JMB clone easily
This pompous, pimpled prick makes me glad I quit the community!

Kamren:
Never thought I'd see the day Leo rage quits from overexposure 
You make me out a sex offender yet you just fucked yourself over!

MidgeCat vs. Kamren The Reactor 2

Welcome to what I guess is the first episode of Lame-Ass Rap Battles! (Pac-Man vs WHG’s getting delayed, sorry.) Today we have a battle of evil artificial clones with Metal Sonic vs DoodleBob. Enjoy!

Commander Jacob as Metal Sonic
GamingPlush64 as DoodleBob
Mixed by GamingPlush64
Written by Commander Jacob and GamingPlush64
Produced by Smoke

Lyrics

Metal Sonic:
I’ve my target acquired: a reckless sketch his builder ditched
Aka stick-legged freak spewing epileptic gibberish 
Got a chaotic flow that's aimed at you, well ain’t it brutal?
They put a mic-killing monster against a janky Frankendoodle
Your pencil and place in battle’s number two, so you're in trouble
Reduced to bootleg merch. Now I’m popping your RedBubble
The bad-ass Badnik’s giving him a bad nick and leaving him hurt
Hypothesis: your magic pencil still can’t write out a decent verse

DoodleBob:
You think you’re cool, but you just got me annoyed, boy
So make your next form a better rapper, son of a nyoy nyoy!
Can't stand this toy's noise. Got the slave of aluminum stressin’
But things get sketchy when you enter the Doodle Dimension
Going mach-5, but not even good enough for ‘06, man. You can’t withstand
That a neo nazi’s boutta get damned. Line him up and strike a bowling ball through this tin can
Or I’ll bust out the lead if you tryna gra-fight. So now what?
I oughta call it a draw, Eggbreath already screwed your mouth shut

Metal Sonic:
You act tough, but something you never considered
I’d be more intimidated facing Jellyfish Squidward
You from the shredder or printer? Either way, I’ll have you slashed through
But back to dimensions, your rhymes and design barley have 2
Locate a sharpener if you think on a track you can beat me. Don’t make me repeat
The elite machine will remind you that he was built to be on a CD
Analyzing from all angles: your chance to win’s looking thin
Firearms unrequired; initiating “throw a book at him”

DoodleBob:
Every time you think you’re besting Sonic, you end up dead wrong
I command a doodle army, you stalk and copy a hedgehog
I can tell you don’t lack grit when you rage like a spastic
Didn’t know the position “Bad-nik” was talkin’ ‘bout your rap shit
Forever in Omega’s shadow and forgotten, good riddance
You’re the Terminator if he listened to too much Skrillex
Scrapping this Metallic Madness and putting an end to the race
Because I don’t need the pencil to have your relevance... erased

Metal Sonic vs DoodleBob | Lame-Ass Rap Battle #1

EuphieOnClouds as Lulu Greatfeild
Alex the Beast as Eyeless Jack

WELCOME TO A SINISTER RAP BATTLE
EYELESS JACK
AGAINST
LULU
BEGIN

Lulu:
The Fog Daughter starts this off by spitting hotter than tar
So you can flee in the woods but you won’t be making it far
Leaving scars with bars; your body’s out of sight and mind
So just give me your eyes; but wait, they’re already mine.
I bet you’re lost in the darkness;
Wondering how your friends could ever be that heartless
You’re just empty; so don’t tempt me
You’re quite the wannabe murderous teenager like Jeffy
Best me? Don’t even try with your rapping
I’ve seen worse situations come from the Slender Man Stabbings
You’ll hear the cracking of your bones as your body I be dragging
I’d say spit a decent verse if you weren’t already gagging

Eyeless Jack:
I’d say my name but you already seem to know it
I observed to see you flow it but just sat and watched you blow it
Let me step out from your fog because I’ll always be perpetual
I’m always flowing mean and thick like it were menstrual
A mental case, horror disgrace, I can tell by your dialogue
I’ll be your biggest fan and blow away all of your fog
I cease my defeat cuz without my eyes I can see
That this coocoo Lulu bitch is one that belongs to the streets
So face me if you’re not afraid of getting bullied
We can step into the ring ‘fore I digest you like your kidneys
You’re kid-ding me, I’m splitting thee if you think you’ll be dissing me
You’ll end up on a carton stating; “Lucy is Missing”

Lulu:
Ironic, you don’t know Jack shit, so get back bitch
Or I’ll slash you into pieces; unlike your buddy Mitch
Your diss was head scratching; (eh) nothing that couldn’t heal
If you want to be scary at least try to seem like you're real!
Because to me, you’re feminine, your loss; I reminisce
Shame you’re putting me to sleep without the help of melatonin
There’s no more Ed-win left for(e) this dead has-been blessed
With hobbies of him robbing wins but he leaves everything a mess

Eyeless Jack:
(licks finger) that verse was tasteless; but I thought that you were blind
Cuz your diss mist, horrific, like I were rapping with hand signs
These sticks and stones will break your bones; no comeback will defy
Since I’m spitting a verbal genocide causing your whole demise
Wake up; and widen your senses, 
I bet you feel the weight of my demonic presence
You’re quite obsessive over wins you’re never gettin’
Cuz it seems that victory you’re wanting is in my possession

Lulu:
That verse had no meaning; it was empty like your sockets
Think your win is in the bag? But it fell out of your pocket!

Eyeless Jack:
(sniff) I smell the fear; so just stop and Hold Still
Cuz you’ve fallen like your mother but I’m the one spitting ill

Lulu:
(heh) I’ve read your fanfic’s; you’re quite the romantic
But I will leave you terminated like your Creepypasta’s antic

Eyeless Jack:
No light can shine upon you since you’re living in a fantasy
So I will be the one to shun this freak from humanity

WHO MURDERED THE MIC?
COMMENT THE WAIVER BELOW
RETURN TO THE DEPTHS OF HELL
FOR ANOTHER
SINISTER RAP BATTLE

Writer: Vlad
Beat Producer: Dan Skinner of Audio Network
Mixer / Effects: Vlad
Cover Art Made by Vlad

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