rap battles

Bet you weren't expecting this.....

B-Lo Lorbes as Shigeru Miyamoto
Justin Buckner as Gabe Newell
VideoGameRapBattles as Mario and Scout

Gabe Newell vs Shigeru Miyamoto. Epic Rap Battle Parodies 36.

Gumball - Fel
Darwin - Zack

Mordecai - Frenzy
Rigby - Anthony

CARTOON MADE RAP BAAAAAAAATLES SEASON 2!
GUMBALL AND DARWIN
VS
MORDECAI AND RIGBY 
2
BEGIN

Gumball and Darwin:
G:
You in for another round, well then we better start dissing!
D:
They look yum! Roast Racoon and Kentucky Fried Chicken!?
G:
Your shows name is right cause you’re regular and boring,
D:
Don’t watch your first episode you’ll end up snoring!
G:
You know whats better than you're crap, YOUR MOM
D:
Go back to playing punchies because you’re too dumb to face us!
G:
You’re anything but fine! Welcome to my amazing world, bitch!
D:
We’ll leave you in a bigger depression than when you got dumped by Margret. 

Mordecai:
Oooooooh! These twerps think they can talk shit?
We’ve been around longer, you’ll never get Penny, so quit!
In fact you don’t know shit about love, I’m an expert...
And if you dare mention her, you’re going to get hurt!
You’re a god damn bunny thing with a talking fish as a friend

Obviously no one liked you so you had to play pretend!
Dodge or Dare? I dare you to admit your defeat!
I don’t have time for this, I’m gonna go get a sandwich with cheese!

Gumball and Darwin:
G:
You need to buffin up, take some lessons from muscleman
D:
And you need to actually get some work done! Oh wait, you can’t!
G:
Benson has a point, you guys lazy dude obsessed “things”
D:
Not even the deathbear can amount to the pain we’ll bring!
G:
Come back here blue birdy, you two are not going anywear.
D:
I’m going to destroy your lives that you risked for some stupid chairs!
G:
You're futures so dull, shades won’t make it any brighter!
Both:
Think you're little hamboning is cool, well you’re getting more stupider!

Rigby:
How in the H are we going to fix these two messes?
You know you wanna suck the power, so it’s best you confess it! 
We got a sucker fish who likes to suck on his friend’s gumballs
And we got a bunny rabbit faggot, who’s ego is so small...
You're mother is fucking crazy, how much hate can you take?
Chilling and grilling you will be better than FREE CAKE!
STOP TALKING! I’ll run over you with our golf cart, make you butthurt!
Shove some cheese curls in my trash hole, you two little turds!

WHO WON
WHOS NEXT
YOUUUU DECIDEEE!
EPIC - OOOOOOHHHH - CARTOON MADE RAP BATTLES!

Mordecai And Rigby vs Gumball And Darwin 2. CartoonMadeRapBattles Season 2

B-Lo Lorbes as Mordecai
Miss4yo as Twilight Sparkle
Kari4ever as Pinkie Pie
Justin Buckner as Applejack
RandomBronyWhovian as Rarity
Stofferex as Fluttershy
PaletteReviews as Rainbow Dash
RandomBronyWhovian as Spike
Anthony Perry as Rigby
DH Films as Muscle Man
Matthew Thomas as High Five Ghost
Mat4yo as Pops
Stofferex as Skips
itsannachloem as Princess Celestia
WoodenHornets as Benson

Mordecai vs Twilight Sparkle 3. Epic Rap Battles of Cartoons 34

Frenzy as Johnny Bravo
B-Lo Lorbes as Quagmire

Lyrics:
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF CARTOONS!
QUAGMIRE!
VERSUS!
JOHNNY BRAVO!
BEGIN!

Johnny Bravo:
I am Johnny Bravo, the one-man army
You're just a pedophile who thinks he can harm me
I came, I saw, then I broke your hip and beat you up
You can't beat the brave Bravo, since it'll be tough
Once I beat you up, I'll make sure to not get your blood on my hair
But I can't complain since I'm fighting a guy who's virginity's going nowhere
Just admit it little pussy, you think I'm pretty
When you're done, it'll be a party, do the monkey with me!

Quagmire:
Well I have a question, why are you here?
You’re just a blonde guy who loves himself, so I’ll make you disappear 
Try to face Quagmire, and I'll leave you destroyed
This battle will be done before you take your next steroid
You're all bulk and no bite, with hair bigger than your dick
So conceited, even Little Suzy thinks you're a prick!
I'll cheat you like Pops, your chances are weak, dude 
Your last name is what your fans will say after I beat you

Johnny Bravo:
Wooaaah, Momma! Quaggy came in hitting hard!
It's too bad all his neighbors think he's a perverted retard
Stop trying to show people your woody, it’s clear I got the biggest log
Face it, the only thing you could hit was your neighbor's dog

Quagmire:
Well at least I have a job at flying pilots
While you’re just an Elvis wannabe who thinks he’s a stylist
You’ll always be forever ‘cause no girl wants to see your willy
You thought you had a chance against me? Giggity, Giggity, Giggity

WHO WON?
WHO’S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC *giggity giggity giggity* RAP BATTLES OF CARTOONS!


Johnny Bravo vs Quagmire. Epic Rap Battles of Cartoons 35

Sonic - Fel
Road Runner - Zack

Sonic:
This speedy hedgehogs here to put an end to this,
Chick with not style and slickly outrunning, I’m Sega’s greatest hit!
Been in it it since the nineties, straight from the green hill zone
When rapping against this blue blur, you’re too slow!
Even smash bros wanted me, I brang Mario to his feet!
Meep Meep, prick, nintendon’t think you can win against me.
Call me the coyote but this time catching you will be no sweat! 
You think you’re fast?!... You ain’t seen nothing yet!

Road Runner:
“Meep Meep” BITCH, I’ll be road running over you!
I’ll crack you like an Egg-Man, Hedgehogs ain’t blue!
You’re going to need some help from tails to touch this!
Cause you're crappy disses are even more shit than Sonic 06! (OOOHHH)
You dropped your chilly dog this time, this is finders keepers!
I can run faster than this spiked prick and I don’t need no sneakers!
You could never catch me, so just give up now, 
Once I put you to sleep you’ll literally be Sonic “Underground”  (MEEP MEEP)

Sonic:
You’re not Fast and Furry-ous! Just go back to the zoo.
With the power of the chaos emeralds, now I’ll show you!

Super Sonic:  
I’m super sonic, super speed, rhymes so fast, youwant’ a piece of me?
Make you bleed, till you’re on you're feet, Zipping along, turn you to KFC
Toxic Rhymes, Spat so fine, hope you don’t mind, but you’re taking some time.
While you’re out of breath, I’ll be hoping you’re alright right at the finish line

Sonic:
Ran out of rings, but that doesn’t matter, you fucking idiot...
You should be called Road Walker, cause you can’t run for shit!

Road Runner:
You’re stuck in someone else's Shadow, even if you're super saiyan you can’t win.
All your friends are so cliche, where do I even damn begin?
You’ve got the average creepy chick who’s always getting herself in trouble,
A strong dumb brute who for some reason has spikes on his knuckles,
You’ve got a smart side kick nerd with some cheesy lines for laughs.
and finally a fat evil genius with a perfectly commend mustache!
like your “original” fan characters; you’ll have no where left to run!
You should've understood, standing up to me, that’s no good!



 

Road Runner vs Sonic. CartoonMadeRapBattles Season 2

Anthony Perry as Chris Griffin
Zack Maloney as Bart Simpson

Lyrics:
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF CARTOONS!
CHRIS GRIFFIN!
VERSUS!
BART SIMPSON!
BEGIN!

Chris Griffin:
I think it’s time to draw how this little punk is going down
The way he’s challenging me got him acting like a clown
It’s not Chris to you, it’s Hatboy, bitch!
But instead, call me Homer, ‘cause I’ll choke you with my disses!
I’m delivering these lines, like how I deliver Newspapers
You dumb phoque, I need to eat a marshmallow so I’ll finish you off later
Write this down on the chalkboard, all you do is cause trouble
There’s no use for you on the show, so go skateboard out of this battle!

Bart Simpson:
I’m Bart Simpson, who are you, tubby?
It’s sad that comparing you to your dad, you’re more chubby
I’m a Simpson, you’re just from some messed up family
How can I take you seriously, you get amused by giggling keys!
You already lost this one, just listen to my crowd
Hell, if Ralph ever saw you, he would be like “I hate men now!”
You think you’re going to win, I think you have lost it
I’ll be more scarier than the monkey hiding in your closet

Chris Griffin:
You’re just some yellow turd, with a show that’s a pile of concrete 
You planned to get married, even though you’re younger than me
I’ll make you feel ashamed that you're bully will say 
Nelson Muntz:
Haha!
Chris Griffin:
Cause at the end of this, you’ll be screaming “Ay caramba!”
Bartman has just begun, I already took him down
I’ll be chilling with my dad, go back to making out with Milhouse  
I can make a better rap even when I fart
By the end of this, we’ll rename this episode to Dead Bart

Bart Simpson:
All you are is a copy of your dad, with even less brain cells
I'll take you down faster than what I did to Krabappel
When I leave you beheaded just like Jebediah, no one will get mad
The chance of you winning is more freaky than you marrying your dad
Now I have to admit Chris, you are quite  a well rounded kid
But its pretty sad when even Meg thinks you’re retarded 
Don’t ever try to fuck with Cupcake Kid, or else, you’ll be hurt
I won this fight fair and square, now go back to making out with Herbert

WHO WON?
WHO’S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF CARTOONS!


Chris Griffin vs Bart Simpson. Epic Rap Battles of Cartoons 40

Lyrics coming soon

Top Cat - Felix 
Garfield - Zander 

EPIC CARTOON MADE RAP BATTLES
GARFIELD 
VS
TOP CAT
BEGIN

Top Cat:
I do live in the street but I won’t take your pitty 
You’re a lazy mouse catcher and now you’re in my city
So this shitty gritty creature acting like A.T
The OG from ABC, yo, you know it’s T.C
Try to beat me? I run the streets you’re walking in 
Stealing is my game, I own the bed that you’re talking in
You’re a comical vomit and you’re in my way
I’ll claw you to pieces, like your name was monday! 

Garfield:
Yo it’s Garfield get in line because I get real
When I’m finished I’ll turn this top kitten into my meal
un-trickable n’ clinical you’re a street liven’ criminal 
You spitting syllables that makes Odie look despicable  
and I’m bringing the heat, you must of got confused 
I would take a snooze (ooo) and you would still loose 
The pioneer of the feline liers, just start a riot 
Because with you gone, then I’ll  get peace and quiet 

Top Cat:
Quit clowning around, I’ve had enough of this shit
Kick this spluts in the butt and then get rich quick
Cause what I spit is sick you’re dribbling disses
That smell and sound even worst than cat piss
This is serious business and just pay this slight fee
To see the whole world watch as you get beat by me 
You got less brains than brain and you’re looking pretty fat
I’m the most when I boast, the tippidy top- top cat! 

Garfield:
Sure stealing’s your deal but I’ll be the one to scam ya
This easy victory was a piece of Lasagne
I’m raisin the roof, oh no the humanity 
Even my pet rock has more personality 
I SandBox- bring it on, show me what you’ve got
You always seem to fail, wonder why you’re called “top”
I’m a ghost buster and I cluster this king in a snap
Taste a load of my claw, before I take a nap… zzzzz

WHO WON
WHO’S NEXT
YOU DECIDE

EPIC CARTOON -coin flip- MADE RAP BATTLES

Written By Fel

Top Cat vs Garfield. CartoonMadeRapBattles Season 2

Kingpin: Stofferex
Penguin: Seth W

Kingpin:
Check your ornithology, Penguins have never been fly
But test me and one Will, son, hit your Lounge with a Bullseye!
Fuck Ramsay, I’ve got the hardest verbal abuse in Hell's Kitchen
So squawk all you want birdie, you can’t spit like Fisk can
Enforcers, Skulls, Diablos, one bad move I’ll take you out
Drop you back into the lake, dames I take have always drowned
Unlike your goony clowns, I’m hard as a diamond, tough mudder 
Not even the Human Torch could singe the muscle on the blubber
The mind behind the mechanics, the guy who calls the shots
against a slimy bitch who cries and fits till he gets what he wants
But that nose is all you flaunt, and it’s no secret you see
Penguin’s only pissed because his other pecker is petite!

Penguin:
Now Wilson, really I don’t mean to be an accuser
You want celebrity status? Sign up for Biggest Loser!
You’ll see that stepping to this fella may not be so hella
if you edge another feather towards my umbrella!
So I’m the prey like a penguin? I’ll club you like a seal!
Take you to my freezer and GUT you. Oh, the squeals!
Bullied as a child and you’re still crying unfair
I’ll show you how to improve your city! Oswald for Mayor!
Foiled by a blind man, your career’s not in crime!
So peck off, Cobblepot has got the proper rhymes! 
Showing Gotham a whopper of hostility, I’m unstoppable
This prick being stronger than my monocle’s improbable!

Kingpin:
Fat? I’m three hundred and fifty pounds of muscle!
Got the Pres in my pocket ‘cause I know how to hustle!
You’ve barely got a burrough but I run half this country
I fought the Devil to a standstill, you can’t even touch me!
Your mom’s the only person in the world who ever wanted you
Fucked in the head from the past that’s always haunted you
The one thing that sticks out more than the nose on this bitch?
You’re such a harmless Napoleon you have to murder kids.

Penguin:
If you’re threatening to kill me, then better get busy
That’s been your worst line since “Wilson Fisk is in the hizzy!”
Check Pain and Prejudice and you’ll see no more Mr Nice Bird!
Screw DiCaprio, YOU’RE being sunk by an Iceberg!
Your whole crew are traitors, numbskulls or spineless turds
But still the fat Mr. Clean hires the likes of Turk!
I’m high class, stick to the ghetto, cause you can betchya
I’ve buried your career alive, just like Vanessa

Written by Seth, Dusk, B-Lo, thelegion

Penguin VS Kingpin - CBRB Vol. 2 Issue 4

Season 1/2 scrapped battle.
Yeah...
People asked for it so


Maybe Rick will be back in the future ;)

Finn:
Yo it's Finn, bout to beat you cause you're nothing but irrelevant 
i’ll wrestle for definite cause I'M IN MY ELEMENT 
When I grip the mic in a battle, you know that I RAP-TASTIC 
Jake i’ll take the trash out on you sarcastic spastics

Jake:
We’ll send you back to the future with our (BOTH): TOTES SWEET (Jake): Rhymes 
Use my powers to flatten your rapping just because i'm 
Mr. meeseek-ing a victory against, you two p-rick cliches 
You must be inside a dream if you think you can beat (both) Finn and Jake

Morty:
OH NO IT’S A RABBIT WITH A SWORD WHO’S QUITE URHM SPORTY!
Rick:
No Morty, it's just finn the human *burp* it's just a human Morty! 
*burb* I know why you live in a treehouse cause your rhymes are so poor
Rick:
Spitting disses that’ll destroy ya 
Morty:
more than the mushroom war!
Morty:
We're natural born rappers, we don't need any autotune
You'll forever be an orphan since your own dad never wanted you!
Rick:
I’d rather get drunk *burp* your verses make me hurl
I’ve seen dogs more fearsome when they took over the world

Finn:
Oh my glob, that was pathetic! Could you spit even more bad?
Jake
I don't think they can bro, he failed even more than his dad! 
Finn:
Your chance to win is finn, we got so much gold that we're rich
Jake:
Beat any day dudes, (finn) Yeah! You're no lich! 
Finn:
Rick may of beat the devil but now he’s facing us two!
Jake:
Yeah bro, judging by your face, no wonder no one likes you!
You as keen as a jelly bean bro, if you wanna beat me! 
Finn:
We completed this Adventure and 
Both:
it will go down in history!

Morty:
You wanna make fun of my date, look at how many times you got rejected!
Spit hot like, uhmm the flame princess- (Rick) I don't know what I expected 
Rick:
You’re an underpowered minor with a flower on his arm.
Unless I’m some kind of thing that hates flowers- it won't do me harm!
You'll be falling in your own crap, and we'll get the last laugh
You're both mentally retarded, we didn't even need my laser for that!
Morty:
You can't just say that Rick
Rick:
Morty, Shut up Morty please
Both:
Go back to your candy kingdom, we'll be saving whole galaxies!

Finn and Jake vs Rick and Morty (flow test)(SCRAPPED CONTENT)

This is the original audio of Ditto vs Mimikyu with Justin as Ditto and the announcer. Please listen to the official version here:
https://soundcloud.com/pokemon-rap-battles/ditto-vs-mimikyu-epic-rap-battles-of-pokemon-20

[OLD AUDIO] Mimikyu vs Ditto

EddieFRB as Jirachi
Skeep_Tieel as Victini

Jirachi:
Your Doom Desire will inspire a Stamp right upon your Heart!
The only peace will be out, just like your Sugimori Art!
Let’s see you reduced to just a Headbutt when I break your Zen 
Good luck trying to bust a move you get from more than one event 
Despite your Fire typing I don’t sense that you’ll spit bars 
It’s 100% accurate you’ll see Victory Stars 
Reduced to begging for the win as soon as you meet your Wishmaker 
Extinguishing Lady Liberty’s flame is only in my nature 

Victini:
Victory over this victim, Jirachi’s wish is defective 
Just contrast our typing - my burns are super effective! 
An overgrown Chimecho jingling throughout the sky 
Whose voice is more annoying than its favorite lullaby! 
Let’s hope your in-game use seems less annoying than your raps did 
Nope! You’re scoring cheap wins with your paraflinch tactics 
Now it’s time I V-Create a diss to leave you powerless 
Even your Future Sight should clearly see Victini’s winning this! 

Jirachi:
This number zero’s chance of winning matches his pokedex number 
It’s not merely Black and White! Your raps are triggering my slumber! 
Mana I'll be the one to leave you with no Last Resort
Disable you until you’re finished - like DS online support
A superstition with force but you left the storyline to Zekrom
A bland palette-swapped Celebi with a Macaron addiction
It’s Vale people, or your bloodline, you were forced to choose a side 
When asked to take attacks this weakling up and chooses suicide 

Victini:
If you wanna go and make me flinch you’ll need more than Serene Grace 
There’s nothing mythical about it! You’re just a disgrace! 
Tell me how useful it must be to go ahead and go to sleep 
Anytime anyone wants to hear your actual backstory 
This symbol of victory shines as your immolation is imminent 
You can’t stack up against me when my win rate is near infinite! 
Against the one with skill faker than the Groudon he made appear! 
Why don’t you come back and try again in another thousand years?

Written by Adam, Eddie, R, Freshy, Fruzmig, thelegion

Epic Pokemon Rap Battles

Jirachi vs Victini. Epic Pokemon Rap Battles #5

Two trios of androids created by Dr. Gero go head to head in a Dragon Ball Rap Battle!

CAST:
B-Lo as Android 13
Jawshi as Android 14
Dusk as Android 15
MetalFireVA as Android 16
HyperJacob96 as Android 17
Peachy Leech as Android 18

LYRICS:

WELCOME TO DRAGON BALL RAP BATTLEZ
TODAY’S MATCHUP IS ANDROIDS 13, 14, & 15 VS ANDROIDS 16, 17 & 18
WHICH TEAM WILL COME OUT THE STRONGEST?
WE SHALL SOON SEE
3, 2, 1, FIGHT!

Androids 16, 17, & 18:
(17) Oh hey, it’s the rejects (16) The defectives of the bunch 
(18) Hey 15, you like to drink? (17) How about a little punch?
(16) Dr. Gero should’ve destroyed you when he had the proper chance
(18) Let’s finally dispose these freaks (17) Especially Mr. Trucker Hat
(18) No upgrade that you’ll have will ever match up to our level
(16) We’re the ones with more strength since we got the tougher metal
(18) Just one blast from our fingers and a whole city explodes
(17) You know these droids are going rogue, we are out of control
(16) You will be disassembled (18) You’re all uglier than Cell
(16) We’re the superior droids (17) Just in case you couldn’t tell
(16) It’s out with the old (18) and in with the new
(17) So you can go back with Red Ribbon, we can’t stand the likes of you 

Androids 13, 14, & 15:
(13) I never thought that I would see bigger clowns than 19
(15) Now I’ve heard of some rude teens (14) But you three are just obscene
(15) You really think you’re great because you got the higher numbers?
(13) None of y’all will survive (14) We are nothing like these others
(15) We’ll turn you to scrap metal (14) We will switch your modes to “Rest”
(13) You say that we’re weird ones? Just look at how 16’s dressed
(14) We’re built like tanks (13) with rhymes colder than the arctic
(15) I think the girl’s also defective cause she’s married to Krillin
(13) We had to get the job done when you kicked the Doctor’s head off
(15) You get sidetracked too easy, you guys suck at your jobs
(14) You think this is all a game? (15) You won’t win at this rate
(13) It seems these Androids are more useless than Android 8

Android 17:
Let me handle them myself, I think it’s time to power up
Listen here freaks, I’m gonna show you what’s up
Oh lookie here, another me, 

Hell Fighter 17:
now watch as your parts crumble

Both 17's:
As we merge together, prepare for double the trouble

Super 17:
Now more than I was before, absorbing your energy by the hour
Improved thanks to Myuu, now I have double the power
I make the world apocalyptic when the pits of hell start flaring 
I don’t even need to rap, I can kill you just by staring
My Super form is dope, yours is just a smurf on steroids
You know Super 17 is the best of all the Androids
Unlike you, I’m no puppet to Gero’s stupid ways
Let’s see if you can withstand my Super Flash Bomber rays

Android 13:
So you got a Super form? Big whoop! So do I!
Once I get rid of ya, Gero will be satisfied
14! 15! Let us also fuse to one!
And give TRIPLE the power to this damn son of a gun

Super 13:
Now I’m gonna leave you with another hole in your ass
Guess 13’s your unlucky number, prepare to feel my wrath
I punched Goku in the nads, broke Vegeta’s back like Bane
You? The Best Android? That’s not in my database
You are in for a wild ride on the S.S. Deadly Bomber
And the moment that it hits ya, you are for sure a goner
I suggest you leave this battle before your life gets in danger
Now go and live your boring life as a stupid park ranger

WHO SURPASSED WHO IN THIS FIGHT?
WHAT SHOULD THE NEXT MATCHUP BE?
THAT’S FOR YOU TO DECIDE ON DRAGON BALL RAP BATTLEZ

Androids Vs Androids - Dragon Ball Rap Battlez Season 1

Who Won?
https://www.strawpoll.me/16294762

VinnyO as Logan Paul
Light as KSI

Beat by VinnyO

Written by Freshy Kanal, Jason, Jughead Jay and Zim 11037

Cover Art by Brodecai

Drawings by AlienMadman 

Mixed and Mastered by Freshy Kanal

also additional research help by Julian

Lyrics:

Logan Paul:
You called me out? Tried stooping up to jump on my boat? Dang!
And dared to move your ego in the shadow of the Logang?
Convinced to beat me down, and say my year remains a small start
Bro, I’m not buying it, even if you beg at Walmart!
The Paul’s harsh! It’s a contest! A show and not a conquest.
You box with your obnoxious laugh and toxic rap god complex.
Racism and rape jokes, then you discovered what caps shift is
But even with a crowd you won’t get past all these damages
Put a message in packages, you can’t disstrack your bandages
Can’t press exit like in Fifa, it’s a boxing match of rapping wits
From Zoella to Joe Weller, tryna take front page through yellin’
You don't have the tools for fighting, stick to writing you're a bellend

KSI:
Let me give you a thinning, this is a rap test you’re failing 
Flunked Japanese obstacles now it’s Japan you’re bailing
In fact you got a knack to be clapped, 
and before this whole match, I’ll destroy you in rap 
You never wanted this, and you’re never gonna hit, 
gonna feel it when I get ya with a click click clack *boom*
A better look by talking to fans? It doesn’t pay off 
Suffering flow and then hitting the rock ‘til you’re scrapping your parts like it’s Baywatch 
Traveled back and forth to battle this premature Shaggy
You inherited ass-whooped genes from your delusional daddy 
I’ve got single hits, EP’s and disstracks in the trends
You got seven year olds choking on those 85%
No limits for views, it’s like you got a knack to be abhorrent
In this boxing ring you’re digging your own suicide forest!

Logan Paul:
This ain’t no brain freeze challenge, but your feet are in the freezer
Dropping out while I drop my merch twenty percent cheaper!

KSI:
Is this a prank you’ve planned? Man, it’s heavily expected
You don’t make your decisions, it’s all your editing’s perspective

Logan Paul:
I know for us both this is a view machine to publish
For you another episode of being awkward in public!
You’re ignoring folks when the camera isn’t in action
Call ‘em friends and then a benefit for sexual harassment.

KSI: 
A washed up halloween He-man tries to slip into the teen trends
Going along with your scheming as if your whole team’s 10!
Hold the camera on your fandom, your career would reach its end,
Brand new apology video for once again filming the dead!

F00pz also recorded as KSI, and Zawesome also recorded as Logan, I will upload those alternative versions later

KSI vs. Logan Paul - Rap Battle!

Darkrai:
Darkness engulfs every area you guard with your whole life
I’m unstoppable on the mic with a Psychic Type in sight
Cress’ll leave this battle bawlin, crestfallen feelings sulkin’
This Phantom’s Force is appallin’ when delivering verbal maulin’
Not even my dreams are as crude as what your creators did to you
GameFreak tossed you to the side when they wanted a New Moon
I’m the darkest guy, in the darkest sky, bringing forth demise right before your eyes 
Grazing your sights, turn off the lights, shadows arise, and I’m the one inside

Cresselia:
My presence saves the minds of those trapped in the darkness
You think you’re winning when my wing is the one thing that leaves you harmless?
That verse was for naught, I’m the only reason you exist
You’ve taken your best shot; but like Route two ten, you Mist! (This is 210 but needs to be said like this)
Blinded by fatal attraction to the heart of a little girl
Just return to getting bitch slapped by Diamond and Pearl
Regardless of the lower tiers that you leave shaking and numb
You’ve no influence here - there’s nothing to awaken from

Darkrai:
The Lake Guardians show that your concept’s just a mere amalgam
Of some typical mythicals with the worst one as the outcome
Knocking Off your raps, reverse the past, now I'll drag you to the afterlife
Giving you your final Lunar Dance, you're better off a sacrifice

Cresselia:
I fire off Aurora Beams to brighten up your dark crusades
Getting some lockjaw? I can see it on your face
The stars align, my Future Sight embraces night
Just sink back into the ground the next time you’re wanting a fight

Darkrai:
Even if my heart is plagued: beaten black and destroyed
You’ll stay devoid of all joy when you’re sucked into the void
And no matter if the Moonlight can provide external cover
You’ll be left in solitude to Struggle in eternal slumber

Cresselia:
Alice was your dream girl and fought for you but alas
I’m crushing your Dream World with thoughts of your own past 
Everywhere you go I’m following, you know the results
Your heart continues to slow... until it’s last Dark Pulse 

Light as Darkrai
Miss Shellah as Cresselia

Darkrai vs Cresselia. Epic Pokemon Rap Battles #11

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