BFDI (Battle for Dream Island) cast vs Bunk'd cast

Zack tell Felix that he's makes a great Top Cat

Best Beat in CMRB videos so far and best battle i've seen! :D

Top Cat's verses was superior to Garfields!

Stofferex as Rap Rat
WoodenHornets as Suicidemouse.avi
Frenzy as The Real Chuck E. Cheese

Lyrics:
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF CREEPYPASTA!
R-R-RAP RAT!
VERSUS!
SUICIDEMOUSE .AVI!
BEGIN!

Rap Rat:
They call me R-R-Rap Rat, they call you suicidal
Once you call out my name, I will rip out your vitals!
When it comes to crappypastas, yours comes out the gayest
and what happens in Sony Vegas, should stay in Sony Vegas!
I'll leave you begging for more, when I stomp you to the floor
and your scariest image, was Clinton standing near a door!
I'll trap you in a mouse trap, on this trap beat
Then I'll call myself Trap Rat, do you wanna play with me?

Suicidemouse.avi:
I think I am worthless, then I looked at this twat
Who's story was written by some rapper on pot
I may look kid friendly, but this time I'm not nice
Your just the creepypasta equivalent, to fucking Vanilla Ice
I don't got time for your shit, your rhymes are pure cheese
I'll leave your skin filled with holes, like a slice of Havarti!
Now let me show to the children, what i'll do to this pest
I'll hang you,and then have a Found Footage Blood Fest!

Rap Rat:
I'll bite you like Dracula, infect you with doom
Then at 3:30 am, "THE RAP RAT WILL CURSE YOU!"
And then I’ll leave you depressed, but I don’t have to
Your just a looped animation, who’s story wasn’t true!

Suicidemouse.avi:
APARAT! APARAT! Come at me and YOUR DONE!
I can smell out bullshit, and that theory is one!
So try to outsmart me, I was made by Walt Disney
While you are as scary, as a Chuck E. Cheese story!

The Real Chuck E. Cheese:
Hello kids, why don’t you come and have a seat
Have some pizza, we only use fresh cheese and meat
Take some tokens, play a game better than Rap Rat
After you’re done, you can come play with me in the back
Suicide Mouse, honestly, kids only wanna play with Chuckie
You’re so horrid and ugly no wonder you were Abandoned by Disney
Why don’t you like me anymore? I took you into my house
I TOLD YOU ONCE BEFORE, I'M NOT A BAD FUCKING MOUSE!

WHO WON?
WHO’S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP-RAP BATTLES OF (APARAT!) CREEPYPASTA!

Rap Rat vs Suicidemouse.avi. Epic Rap Battles of Creepypasta 12

B-Lo Lorbes as Mordecai
Miss4yo as Twilight Sparkle
Kari4ever as Pinkie Pie
Justin Buckner as Applejack
RandomBronyWhovian as Rarity
Stofferex as Fluttershy
PaletteReviews as Rainbow Dash
RandomBronyWhovian as Spike
Anthony Perry as Rigby
DH Films as Muscle Man
Matthew Thomas as High Five Ghost
Mat4yo as Pops
Stofferex as Skips
itsannachloem as Princess Celestia
WoodenHornets as Benson

Mordecai vs Twilight Sparkle 3. Epic Rap Battles of Cartoons 34

Scooby - Stofferex
Courage - Zander
Grim - Frenzy

Scooby Doo vs Courage 

Epic Cartoon Made Rap Battles
Courage the cowardly dog! 
VS
Scooby Doo!
BEGIN

Scooby Doo:
Where am I? I’m right here and this great dane ain’t afraid to attack
When I bark raps so fast you’ll crap your pants and run back to your shack
You’re a loner in the middle of no where whilst I got my “scooby gang”
Feel the wrath of my K9 fangs that will hit you like a boomerang
I gave kids and adults nightmares, watch my show and you’ll be scared
I think I just solved this case - this “siamese” pup cannot compare! 
The real mystery is that an actual horror is what your cartoon lacks
You’ll be the scaredy cat once I get my scooby snack (Howl)

Courage:
Not even shaggy can help you from the rhymes I spit at this twerp 
I had one scariest shows that ever aired on cartoon network 
You had limits yet I did everything that you could never achieve- ah!
Get a clue, you’re for babies, your show’s less scary than the creeper 
Fred does all the work, you sit on your ass and eat human food!
Don’t go barking slobber disses at me, you’re just being rude
Like your new design you should of been left with a bang (hehe)
I can save the day on my own, while you need a whole gang

Scooby Doo:
Is that all ya got? (laugh) well what a night for a REAL fight!
You better regret messing with the original when I come in to bite!
You won’t need to wrap up any courage to see your plainly overrated 
Scooby-doo-be-doo-be-doo! You got beat by mystery incorporated!

Courage:
You’re just a typical dog Scooby, I bet you want to smell my rear end
The only true horror here is that your show NEEDS TO END!
Stop being a chicken from outer space, this won’t last long 
As I can tell you’re upset, you’re more grumpy than Eustace 

(Beat stops)

Mysterious Figure:
I have entered this battle because I’ve had enough of listening to you two
Scooby:
Wha-at’s g-going on? 
Mysterious Figure:
You’re going down!
Courage:
WHO ARE YOU?

(Beat stops)

(New beat starts up)

(Announcer in whispering voice) 

Grim:
Boo! It’s about to get grim when I come in to scare you puppys 
So evil and dark that I’ll make you start running for your mommys 
You insufferable fools, don’t you dare provoke my wrath  
I’m evil but still funny so prepare as I make you both laugh!
then tear you in half with my scythe and then take your lives  
None of you could step to me, you don’t have the courage to survive 
Burning you with fire and turning you both into dog meat 
I’m going to battle someone more worthy - happy halloween  

Scooby:
I’ve had enough of your fake rapping, time to unmask this phony
Your only friends are dumbass kids, how lonely must you be 

Courage:
This time we’re working together to show this horror-ble mess
How we deal with monsters where we’re from, hero’s are always the best

Scooby:
If I had a scooby snack on every time this Jamaican makes fun of bill
I’d eat them all and be more amazing than my feature film

Courage:
Take that staff away from us, you’re more sloppy and angry than mandy

Both:
We’re the winners as the scary monsters NEVER succeed 

WHO WON
WHO’S NEXT
YOU DECIDE
EPIC CARTOOOOOOON *BOO* MADE RAP BATTLES

Courage vs Scooby. CartoonMadeRapBattles Season 2

Lyrics coming soon

Top Cat - Felix 
Garfield - Zander 

EPIC CARTOON MADE RAP BATTLES
GARFIELD 
VS
TOP CAT
BEGIN

Top Cat:
I do live in the street but I won’t take your pitty 
You’re a lazy mouse catcher and now you’re in my city
So this shitty gritty creature acting like A.T
The OG from ABC, yo, you know it’s T.C
Try to beat me? I run the streets you’re walking in 
Stealing is my game, I own the bed that you’re talking in
You’re a comical vomit and you’re in my way
I’ll claw you to pieces, like your name was monday! 

Garfield:
Yo it’s Garfield get in line because I get real
When I’m finished I’ll turn this top kitten into my meal
un-trickable n’ clinical you’re a street liven’ criminal 
You spitting syllables that makes Odie look despicable  
and I’m bringing the heat, you must of got confused 
I would take a snooze (ooo) and you would still loose 
The pioneer of the feline liers, just start a riot 
Because with you gone, then I’ll  get peace and quiet 

Top Cat:
Quit clowning around, I’ve had enough of this shit
Kick this spluts in the butt and then get rich quick
Cause what I spit is sick you’re dribbling disses
That smell and sound even worst than cat piss
This is serious business and just pay this slight fee
To see the whole world watch as you get beat by me 
You got less brains than brain and you’re looking pretty fat
I’m the most when I boast, the tippidy top- top cat! 

Garfield:
Sure stealing’s your deal but I’ll be the one to scam ya
This easy victory was a piece of Lasagne
I’m raisin the roof, oh no the humanity 
Even my pet rock has more personality 
I SandBox- bring it on, show me what you’ve got
You always seem to fail, wonder why you’re called “top”
I’m a ghost buster and I cluster this king in a snap
Taste a load of my claw, before I take a nap… zzzzz

WHO WON
WHO’S NEXT
YOU DECIDE

EPIC CARTOON -coin flip- MADE RAP BATTLES

Written By Fel

Top Cat vs Garfield. CartoonMadeRapBattles Season 2

HarryPotter2875 as Jay Gatsby (Greed)
Seth (CBRB) as Christian Grey (Lust)
Skeep as Augustus Gloop (Gluttony)
WoodenHornets as Tom Sawyer (Sloth)
Mr. E Owl as Macbeth (Envy)
UnamusedDetective as Carrie White (Wrath)
Adam as Victor Frankenstein (Pride)

Lyrics:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1oq1kADLIDApl3QB5kJXBFd0_PDkR-F40mm5Yp3L8lVA/edit

Beats by Kustom, Beatgeekz, Allrounda, and Ear2thebeat.

URBoF

The Seven Deadly Sins Royale - URBoF #7

Ridley
Here comes the Big Show! It’s Ridley, Believe it or Not!
It’s your Final Destination when I turn items off
Cuz it seems you’re not the sharpest tool in the shed
So dumb you can’t correctly write an L on your forehead!
I mean, really Waluigi, do you have a disorder?
Suck my Sac-urai, that’s a Nintendo Direct Order
Your fans are catching dysentery from your shoddy bandwagon
You can’t compare schlongs with the true Bad Dragon
I’ve got the Metroid Rhymes, the Primetime death cheater
Will yeet out the most disgusting grimey meth eater
Got that shroom nose lookin’ like a fungal infection
I’m going wah wah; now that’s the Ultimate rejection!

Waluigi 
Hey WAHt the heck man, you’re uglier than you’re mother
I’ll smack you with my Eggplant like a Super Slugger! 
I don’t need to be playable to strike a victory pose 
Because my dick was TOO BIG! for you Super Smash hoes!
Your games are more deceased than miiverse is
And your rap was way worse than me verses!
It's bedtime Ridley, so go and put on your pajamas
And continue dreaming of Negative One Suit Samus
Cuz who’s the weiner, it’s a Waluigi
Washed up like your series, hardcore and speedy
But when it comes to getting shotgun, I call dibs
And then I’ll grill you up, that’s a Metroid Prime Rib

Ridley
You may stalk Luigis, but have you Met-a Ridley?
Thinking you’re relevant, crotch chopping your own kidney
soon Ill be taking your place at every Mario Party
You'll just be chilling with your boyfriend; Wario Farty!
Ok purple smurf, now I’ll bust up your legs
And use your tennis racket to time travel and scramble your mom’s eggs
Your breath smells worse than pounds of some unsalted fish 
Fortnite’s got a better chance of being in Ultimate!

Waluigi 
You may be living it up now with tequila and back rubs
But hey man, at least I’m small enough to fit in a bathtub
And I’m using my Aces to win this shit like it’s blackjack
Ok, I might be a smurf, but purple is the new black!
I’d end this battle with a WAH, but thats been done before
Is Daisy Ridley playing soccer? I’m gonna Score. 
Call me Seinfeld; I hate you more than Shiny Charizard
I’ll crash into you with……… MY KART! (WAH WAH WAH)

Mega Hyper Rap Battles

Waluigi vs Ridley. Mega Hyper Rap Battles #3

Lyrics (credits inside):
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1SHd9Fxfb0L-hOO3sVAwADkxiawB9QC8WVDYqpyldTAM/edit

Thanks for a great Season 1!!!

Uber Rap Battles of Fiction

The Beast vs Freddy Fazbear - URBoF #10

Hopefully this'll be better than our last one ;)
Raichous as Sam
Michael Stark/Media as Max
Dani Frias as Duckman
Light as Cornfed
Beat produced by: 2Deep
Thumbnail by: Cole
Mixed by: Jacob
Writers: Trakked, Jason Carreon, ColeDaCole

Battle:
Sam and Max: (Sam in regular type, Max in CAPS)
Say, Max, YEAH SAM? Seems we got another case
The commissioner wants us to put two wackjobs in their place
Face it, YOU'RE POLAR OPPOSITES! Uhhh.. That’s hypocritical
WELL, QUIT IT LET'S SPIT A DISS AND SUBDUE THESE OBSCURE CRIMINALS
Don’t forget that they’re cynical, with all their religious views
Fourth wall breaking too? NO ONE GIVES A DUCK ABOUT YOUR NEWS
AND FOR THE PIG? He's real close minded and feeble
I mean, why exactly did people enjoy BoJack Horseman: The Prequel?
It’s time to analyze this failure; He’s not unique nor is he loved,
Nor has he ever had popularity, what I’m saying is, YOU'RE DUMB!
COULDN'T HAVE MESSED WITH US IF YOU TRIED; Seems Private Dick’s a fitting name
How come you claim to be comical WHEN YOU RODE THE META TRAIN?

Duckman and Cornfed (Duckman in regular type, Cornfed in CAPS)
The Geek would be a better opponent, but instead we get this?
If it weren’t for your Poker games, people would’ve forgotten you exist 
YOU'RE SHAMELESS BUT NAMELESS, SO LET'S SEE IF YOU CAN TRACE THIS 
MADE STAINLESS, NO BASIS, SINCE YOU CLEARLY HAVE NO FAME LEFT
Lazy writing? You can bite me, stick to Runnin’ in the 90’s
Our audience is more enticing than whatever fans you're buying
You're sellouts with no substance! WE ALSO HAD A GAME, DUCKMAN 
IT WAS A LITTLE CHOPPY TOO, Can you stop with the referencing, dumb ass?! 
I mean, yeah that's true Corny, it's just better than CGI garbage
WHY'D YOU YELL AT ME LIKE THAT? Ay, in law enforcement you're harmless
Honestly, you’re both novelties, THEY PROBABLY SHOULDN'T BE CROSSING ME
I'LL BEAT EM SENSELESS SINCE THEY'RE JUST A TELLTALE SIGN OF MONOTONY

Sam and Max: 
We may be Freelance Police, but we sure know you’re paying the price
Heck, even a Friend for Life stuck around more than Duck’s wife
WE'VE EVEN SURVIVED IN SPACE! You're stuck in the confines of cubicles
But based on what I've seen this depressed father's quite fugital
You’re a boring, abhorring mess, always going on long rants,
PERVIN' ON EVERY GIRL? i SUGGEST YOU KEEP IT IN YOUR PANTS!
So, Duckman, you’ve ruined many lives, yet you spat even more badly
NOW WE'RE LEFT WAITING FOR A GOOD VERSE, like your fans for a good finale!

Duckman and Cornfed: 
TRYING TO APPEAL TO EVERYBODY, BUT YOU WERE DUMB RIGHT OFF THE BAT
STEALING OFF OTHER SHOWS? The hell are you starin’ at?
I'LL BE ROASTING ECSTATIC RABBITS, BUT IF YOU THINK OUR WRITING'S TOUGH
You’ll never be in the copy-right, Trix Rabbit and McGruff
YOU MAY THINK YOU'RE NOSTALGIC, but no matter how many games you’re in,
YOU'LL ALWAYS BE PSYCHOTIC BEASTS ;a Looney Toon in the Looney Bin
THIS RANDOM ATROCITY IN TOONS SHOULD KNOW ITS HUMOR DOESN'T ENTICE
But with your fall in quality, I suggest you “Hit The Road” twice

Sam and Max vs Duckman and Cornfed - Rap Cypher: REBOOT #7

Strange: Alex the Beast
Fate: Titanium1208

Doctor Strange:
Open my eye of Agamotto let me tell you what I see
That there’s no way in hell you’ll win a battle against me
I’m the magnificent magician, lyrics of surgical precision
And after this verbal slaughter, you’ll be in need of a mortician
Shamballa! Take a tip from this sorcerer supreme
You’re like a medieval Ikea mascot with sunbeams 
I strike with the Bolts of Balthakk, you vape like Valtorr
So step back before you join the Mists of Munnopor
In battle verbiage, the living lexicon is in his element
Spitting fire at a squire airing out a dinky helmet
So a Lord of Order up! You’d need more than an apple a day
To keep the eldritch ending ace away! Doctor Strange!
And none Stranger than the Phantom who ails you
Let the Kamar-Taj overcome providence’s stooge!
The Black Priests do not seek you a dark end
I didn’t come to kill you, I came here to bargain

Doctor Fate:
Strange Tales one hears from your gaggle of friends
Like how you're an egomaniac who wants to have sex with his hands
A necrotic built up by nepotism shaking Dark Towers?
You’re if Bale’s Batman found some Harry Potter powers
They call you: Sorcerer! Supreme! Steven! Strange!
But in: Lyrics! I got! Larger! Range!
With your eye you can’t see the controversy you’re causing?
Cause for a guy of black magic you do a lot of white washing
And a mind as cramped as that is sure to fall to chaos easily
Put up your MD and PhD, you’re about to get the third degree
Stop guarding your stones, see that my legacy’s divine
Since you know a thing or two about giving up time
You’re not worth my intellect, confront Swamp Thing, rather
For your kaleidoscope of rhymes is better fitted to rags, sir!
Order’s Juggernaut, you’re in the wrong field against a Mask
Brought a typhoon on Typhon while you fell to Cyttorak!


(STRANGE BRINGS HIM INTO THE MINDSCAPE)
Doctor Strange:
You're mired in the Mindscape, enjoy free consciousness?
Cuz Nabu screwed you, catatonic when your conscience hits
Against all the time in the world immortality’s not an issue
You could win but I’d just be right back to diss you
Let me be frank, you’re anchored by your ankh again
I’m diverse, magics divine to Black Atlantean
My bars are like death’s knell, son. You can’t hide.
What, need another ten-year old to force yourself inside?

Doctor Fate:
A tattered mage brings forth a failed escape for this user
I’ll overturn your impossible claims like the Fourth Yuga!
And be cutting rhymes as fine as you trim that stupid goatee
Until you need a Night Nurse for those burns, Steve!
Losing to Fate? That’s what one calls Manifest Destiny.
I’d like a side of sour cream to this Sorcerer Supreme!
Drop the formality, Strange, we’ve so long together spent.
You’ve been being me since ‘63. Call me Kent

Written by: Seth, Trent, Joey, Legion
Mixed by Freshy Kanal
Additional instruments by Sebb
Covert art by Kamren

Dr. Strange VS Dr. Fate - CBRB Vol. 2 Issue 10

The Demon Barber of Fleet Street vs The Freaky Barber of Nowhere! 
              These unhinged barbers have a resume in instability 
                                    but who's got the chops!

Video here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PFEbUKnVOyg

►Freaky Fred played by Skitzy (me)
https://www.youtube.com/user/KGBronies

►Sweeney Todd played by Zawsome
https://soundcloud.com/zawesome27

►Mixed by Freshy Kanal
https://soundcloud.com/freshy-kanal

►Thumbnail made by Brodecai
https://soundcloud.com/brodecai00

►►►►►►►►►►►►►►►►►►►►
Sweeney Todd verse 1 
________________________________________
Finally I have the chance to meet this hair-obsessed mad man.
Ironically, our Pastries can’t contest THIS deadpan!
I’m devilish, smooth, and I keep it under wraps!
You’re carted off, bound and freaky, waiting for relapse!
Akin to a ghoul, craving the hairline to the brain.
Less a Bagge or Gertrude, but to Burn’s family name.
Seeming so sweet, Muriel’s victim to deceit
To defeat White Meat, Asylum, or flee Fleet Street!

Freaky Fred verse 1 
________________________________________
Sweeney, you're a tasteless man, serving slaughter sloppy...
And sweet Mrs.Lovett, I know the Death Eater copied...
You’re a Die Fool Musical, you seem too cocky..
I’m in the Top Tens of feeling
 Naaauuuggghhhhtttty....
I’m kempt, well behaved, you’re a pain to my brain…
You could’ve had the judge, but you’d rather just complain.
The voice you hear is mine, and without a single slain..
The vain went insane and I've been so, naughty....

Sweeney Todd verse 2 
________________________________________
You’re a ready Freddy Freak, horse teeth that reek!
Lost your head to the clippers, check my technique! 
Fed rich to the rich! Went off without a hitch!
While your first offense in years, ratted out by a snitch!
I’m not surprised, You were never so choosy..
Can’t miss the mix of Boris J and Gary Busey!
On a stage, I slit throats to sway my rage!
You’re known for bad hair days on a yearbook page!!!

Freaky Fred verse 2 
________________________________________
Call me peculiar, but I’m charming in a broad way.
I would say you’re unknown; Even on Broadway...
Your Mallen-Streak of style, and a bit of decay..
A Burton Buffet, seems, naughty....
You must’ve felt ashamed, blackmailed by Borat..
My shear style’s electric, you’re more to snore at..
A miracle elixir couldn’t help YOU with that..
And this matte brat is just, naughty.... 

Sweeney Todd verse 3 
________________________________________
You could’ve had a wife, but you couldn’t abstain! 
She disappeared like fur down the shower drain!
You entertained my guests, But I doubt you’re trained..
They built an asylum, just to keep YOU contained..

Freaky Fred verse 3 
________________________________________
Your new partner in crime, sure was a hottie...
And how kind to invite your wife to the party
For such a poor barber, you’re terribly haughty...
More Barker to the bite and I stand, ever, doughty...
with love, Fred..

►Beat by Audio Network

Freaky Fred Vs Sweeney Todd (Rap Battle)

Azia as Celebi
Evava as Mew

Celebi:
There won’t be a sequel to this story as I exit your Stadium
It’s a shame that in your game you’re lamer than a Meganium
I’d ask you to back off from this battle, but you’re in my Colosseum 
Your rep is so impure to cure it you'd play my requiem!
Tried to revolutionize the industry but it advanced because of me
Your power’s too easy to see through like a Soodowoodo tree
I hope that you find that the Ilex Forest is not yours
You’ll end up like your switch games, Let’s Go get ignored

Mew:
You’ve come to play with me! Our timelines finally converged!
This time nature’s shining bright on me! Your voice will not be heard
Don’t come at me with a verse that is devoid of Heart and Soul
When the inclusion of Kanto is what made your games gold
You only sold twelve-mil due to us, you’re just a copycat
Ripped off me so much you stole my base stats
HM01’in this Onion, more pissed than the Lake of Rage
When I’m finished with this weed you won’t have a future to save

Celebi:
In your first clash, you were more useless you than in smash
It wasn’t even you who had the power to save Ash!
You just stayed back! More unstable than a cable link!
If that’s the best you’ve got I think that you should’ve stayed extinct

Mew:
Extinct? That’s rich! You were the one left in the ditch
I had them ducking under trucks, while you were stuck with moss and sticks
Irrelevant in competitive, you’ll never be ahead of me
You took so many Ls that they changed your name, Serebii

Celebi:
That’s the best that Mew can do? I bless Nature with my Wisdom
Cracked your self-esteem in two like you did to the Sky Prism
Reunite you with Fuji, send you to Lavender tower
Leveled up with a Dark Ball you’d still only have half my power
Should be important as a myth in the core of your game, but no!
Outside your movie’s story you’re a glorified cameo
Whose best parts were mutated then went AWOL
You weren’t snug under that truck, just behind the paywall


Mew:
This celeb’s star has faded, about time your fame ends
Fans left you in Sinnoh and built a shrine to Shaymin
It’s a shame they replaced you with a Pichu
Can’t climb past Mt Silver up against the peak Mew 
Just reset the game if you need to set the clock back
Your verses were so broken, I thought it was a rom hack
Send you back overseas, end this needless brawl 
You were best unreleased, like a GS Ball

Writers: Adam, Eric the Audible, R the Writer
Mixing by Freshy Kanal

Top Cat vs Garfield. CartoonMadeRapBattles Season 2

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