Yarr! My bird likes ye so I'll do ye a favor. Yarr! Ya play with fire and sometimes ye get burned. Yarr! Who touched me bird? Yarr! What can I do for. Yarr! How can I be of service. Yarr! You win some you lose some.
Why so blue? You'll know I'll be true, and now I'll make slivers out of you.
So good to see you again, my truest friend, but now your life must end.
What a fine day, to come here and say that your face and flesh I must flay.
What a treat, to come here and meet your face as it hits concrete.
I found my guitar, now reach for the stars, as I plunge it through your heart.That's right! And don't you come back now, ya' hear?!
That'll teach you for trying to trick this ol' bird!
Thought you could fool me with that sign, but I was too smart for ya.
I may not like wet floors, but the smell of fresh meat is just too enticing.
Whoops, looks like you're the one that slipped up this time.
Please deposit five coins.
Please deposit five coins.
Please deposit fiVE COINS! 
You are attempting to trick Freddy. You are attempting to trick fffrrr...
Freddy doesn't like this.
Thank you for depositing five coins.
Shhh, It'll all be over soon.
Shhh, there is room for one more.
Shhh, come spend eternity inside with me.
Shhh, I've been looking for you. And now, I'll never let you go.
Shhh, I'm so glad that I found you. Let me make room for you.

Rockstar Foxy