https://casperheyzeus1.bandcamp.com/album/cyborgs-serpents

Pools Of Pearl new ep on bandcamp today

Dance if you wanna

from the upcoming new album
https://youtu.be/ZlLuuo-I8XU

Watching Walls(music vid on youtube)

https://icecreamforcrow.bandcamp.com/album/if-i-only-had-a-gun
#Scottish #aberdeen #band #grunge #postpunk #new wave 

If I Only Had A Gun

Run Don't Walk(available on cassette)

https://icecreamforcrow.bandcamp.com/album/if-i-only-had-a-gun

sunspots (julian cope cover)

from the new album, available on tape here: https://icecreamforcrow.bandcamp.com/album/if-i-only-had-a-gun

The Drifter (new album out on tape)

For King & Country

in to the deep

Vincent (new album out now on tape)

blah

Hello Computer (demo)

Wrath

Ruins

Plentiful

Drink

Tech No!

Ice & Lemon

Dreaming (BlueHillsMix)

They See Me Rollin

album available on cassette(limited pressing of 50) check out my band camp

cassette

Coke Float

A Family Trip To Burger King

i want a burger king
lets go to burger king
im going to burger king
will you come with me

so youre driving in youre car with your family
got the wife to the next of you the kids in the back
you say to your family
what do you want to eat?
its papas treat

well your wife says that she likes a subway
your daughter says that she wants mcdonalds
and youre son?
he wants kfc
but not for me
its papas treat
so i pull out my gun from the glove compartment 
and i take my family to burger king

chorus

so your walking through the doors now at burger king
and your family are all in tears
you say straighten up cause its time to eat
hey wife wht do you want to eat
i, i dont know just please stop pointing the gun at me
alright
my wife will have a chicken royale
my son will have a good kids meal
and my daughter?
give her a whopper
as for me, ill have the steak house
gimmie two patties
extra crispy onions
and a chocolate shake to wash that shit down

i love burger king, makes me sing, that burger king
take it away now

chorus


self help for the helpless self

buy album on cassette

A Family Day Out At Burger King


Hentai

senior heyzeus i heard you recently got back from japan
thats right lil timmy
was it as fucked up as mexico
you watch your god damn mouth lil timmy, and no! it was 5 times as fucked up

i went to a shitty bar to play poker with the yakuzza
they found out i was cheating, so i said that i was leaving
then one of them locked the door, by this point i knew the score
my underwear filled up with shit, i had to make a quick exit

then they sliced a man in half
i dont know why but i had to laugh
they all thought i was crazy
told them my names patrick swayzee

now with confused looks on their face 
it was time to go post haste
off i go, downtown tokyo

lets all go to tokyo
well eat some noodles and play nintendo

i had to hide somewhere, then i noticed a hotel in the square
i quickly ran, off inside
you will never guess what i would find

tons of chicks all dressed up as maids
wanting to play video games
i tapped every single ass
only to remember that i had no cash
i said i couldnt pay the fee
so they started chasing me

off i go downtown tokyo

lets all go to tokyo
well eat some noodles and play nintendo
hentai porn, yes hentai porn
you can look at women getting fucked by tentacles
what the fuck is that all about?
why do you japanese people always scream and shout about hentai
hentai
HENTAIIIII

Casper Heyzeus

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