As someone who has had major abdominal surgery, this has me shook and rolling around in anxious laughter.

woolie talking like someone whose never been suicidal. I think getting wack magic and being in a new world would be great. Also yeah, you haven't played it and don't know how it actually plays out. stop making shit up

Woolie Watched The Thing (1982)
Witcher 3 HD Quality of Geralt Updates
Patrick "Wifi-Warrior" Boivin
SAN.D IS REAL (Death Stranding 2)
New Platinum Needs Writers (Cereza & The Lost Demon)
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Final Fantasy 16's Newest Trailer Reveals a June 2023 Release Date
Ken Levine's Next Game, Judas, Finally Revealed
Hideo Kojima Rewrote Death Stranding 2 After the COVID-19 Pandemic
Idris Elba Joins Cyberpunk 2077: Phantom Liberty, New Gameplay Trailer Revealed
New Star Wars: Jedi Survivor Trailer Confirms March Release
Diablo 4 Arrives in June 2023
Suicide Squad: Kill the Justice League Will Include Kevin Conroy, New Release Date Revealed
The First Super Mario Bros. Movie Clip Reveals Mario's Introduction to Pipe Travel
Horizon Forbidden West: Burning Shores DLC Announced Exclusively for PS5, Arrives in April
Crash Team Rumble is a New 4v4 Multiplayer Game Coming in 2023
Warhammer 40,000: Space Marine 2 Gameplay Revealed
Hellboy Is Getting a Stylish Video Game Adaptation
Crime Boss: Rockay City Announced With Cast Including Chuck Norris, Danny Trejo, and Vanilla Ice
The Lords of the Fallen: First Gameplay Revealed for Soulslike Reboot
The Last of Us Part 1 PC Release Date Set for March
Returnal Announced for PC
Baldur's Gate 3 Release Window Announced
Forspoken Demo Now Available on PlayStation Network
Transformers: Reactivate is an Online Action Game Developed by Splash Damage
Banishers: Ghosts of New Eden Announced
Single-Player Magic First-Person Shooter Immortals of Aveum Revealed
Gearbox Announces Remnant 2 for 2023
Blue Protocol Will Be Released in North America Courtesy of Amazon Games
Surreal Platformer, After Us, Announced at The Game Awards
Dead Cells: Return to Castlevania DLC Arriving Next Year
Valiant Hearts: Coming Home Is Headed to Mobile Devices Soon
Colossal Cave - Official Release Date Reveal Trailer
Wild Hearts Gameplay Trailer
Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2 Raids Season 1 Reloaded Trailer
Fire Emblem Engage DLC Trailer
Dune: Awakening In-Engine Trailer
Destiny 2 Lightfall Gameplay Trailer
Among Us: Hide n' Seek Trailer
Horizon: Call of the Mountain Gameplay Trailer
The cancelled Michael Keaton Batman film was going to be ‘BATMAN BEYOND’.
Yes, the ""Sex Update"" is finally here: UKButt is an official mod that adds http://buttplug.io support.

CSB 197: Nooo You Don't Understand, My Wi-Fi Is The Good Wi-Fi

Drive Impact Is The 'U UP?' Button
The Wi-Fi Runback
(Y)our (O)nly (M)ove (I)s HUSTLE
Dwarf Fortress: Admit It's ASCII Animal Crossing
Bayonettas In Paris
Winner Winner, Epic Pays A Half Billion in Child Data Collection Fines, Dinner
Henry Cavill's Good Run
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Henry Cavill reportedly set to star in a Warhammer 40K series at Amazon
James Gunn has plans for DC
Black Adam 2 Seemingly Dead After The Rock Unfollows Warner Bros. Discovery & Black Adam
God of Rock announced by Modus Games
Thems Fightin Herds free today on EGS
Don't expect a souped-up second-gen Steam Deck soon
Death Stranding is getting a movie adaptation
John Carmack leaves Meta: 'This is the end of my decade in VR'⁠

CSB 198: Arrested For Dark Patterns

We Know You're Listening On 1.5x Speed
One Fear: Peeing Rocks
The Slimy Physical FF Pixel Remaster Collection
"Bayonetta is a middling, C-tier franchise" - Guy Who Hasn't Played Bayonetta
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Fate/Samurai Remnant" announced to be developed by Koei Tecmo. The Type-Moon game will be releasing on PS4, PS5, Steam, and Switch
Dokapon Kingdom: Connect rated for Switch in Germany
Smash Bros.’ Masahiro Sakurai now considers himself ‘semi-retired’
According to the yearly Famitsu aspirations column
Grasshopper Manufacture Suda51 revealed that the studio is in the process of developing a new game
ATLUS: In 2023, starting with the releases of the Persona 3 Portable and Persona 4 Golden remasters, we’re also preparing several unannounced titles.
Danganronpa publisher Spike Chunsoft teased the announcement of at least one “unannounced large-scale title” coming soon in its New Years 2023 greeting
Square: There’s also another big announcement unrelated to Final Fantasy VII that I can’t say anything about just yet.
Square Enix’s New Year’s Letter Is Mostly About NFTs, Again
Konami: Additionally, we’re deeply and quietly progressing on new project(s) that we have yet to announce to you all
Still-unannounced Silent Hill: The Short Message rated for PS5
Get your own (expensive) Bullet Yo-Yo like Guilty Gear gal Bridget
FF Collection announced to rip you off

CSB 200: Julius Caesar: The First Roman Cancel

Goddamnit Youtube (2023 edition)
The Tech Gear Cult
Skate Story - You Are A Glass Skater
Pay WotC For 25% Of Your Imagination
Deckbuilding Goblins
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D&D’s new OGL license screws over all users   WotC OGL 1.1 released
Live-action Dungeons & Dragons TV series in the works at Paramount+
The Callisto Protocol leaves key developers out of its credits. Employees worked under crunch conditions, only to be erased from the game's history.
Nyxi releases drift-less GameCube controller for Switch
The King of Fighters XV Season 2 DLC character Shingo Yabuki launches January 17; Sylvie Paula Paula and Najd announced
Streamers say Guilty Gear Strive is "unplayable" because of hackers

CSB 201: Why Is GURPS That It Is Made Noise Now?

Return to Hades
The New Vash & Plot vs Hijinx
The Viola Patch
WotC: "WE'RE NOT OWNED! YOU DIDNT WIN!"
Forfeiting is Not Ragequitting
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Bayonetta 3 - Update 1.2.0 Patch Notes
New War Thunder classified documents incident fuck yeah
Samurai Kirby returns
Mile High Taxi
WotC: "They won—and so did we."
Amid widespread backlash, D&D maker scales back “open” license changes
Johnny Yong Bosch is back as Vash The Stampede
Guilty Gear Xrd: Rev 2 for PC to add rollback netcode on January 20
Google will release a "self-serve tool" to enable Stadia's controllers to connect to other devices next week
Justin Roiland has been charged with felony domestic violence

CSB 202: X-Files Blackula Will Drain All Your Black

You Won, Now Get Out
Marvel Snap: The Anti Teppen
The Fury Of a NetEase Scorned
Forspoken Dialogue and Whedonism
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SF6 Dev Matches - Dee Jay vs. Dhalsim, Manon vs. Marisa and JP vs. Blanka
congratulations to the Warthunder on being the first video game to be classified as a risk on a background check
Overwatch, Diablo III Hearthstone.and World of Warcraft to go offline in China
Limited to just 750 bottles, Mountain Dew's Baja Blast Hot Sauce has been revealed but you can't buy it — you'll have to win it in a contest
GRANBLUE FANTASY: VERSUS RISING ANNOUNCED
Netflix Says It Has ‘Never Cancelled A Successful Show’
in forspoken there is indeed a “high” setting for banter. are you brave enough
Nvidia broadcast can artificially maintain eye contact

CSB 203: The Feds Will Never Defeat War Thunder Forum Clout

Hi Fi Rush: Perfect Until Proven Otherwise
Resistance 204X: Nidhogg vs Capcom
Dead Space Remake: Nodebois Got Nerfed
Hollywood Will Never Be Bebop
ABK Corporate Needs You To Gaslight Your Team
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Hi-Fi Rush Outperforms Forspoken in Steam Sales. A $30 game with almost no marketing has outsold a $70 AAA title at launch.
'Cowboy Bebop' Creator Shinichirō Watanabe Says He Was Only Able To Stomach One Scene Of Netflix's Live-Action Adaptation
Hackers Demand $10M From Riot Games to Stop Leak of ‘League of Legends’ Source Code
Rumor: Epic Games' Rumbleverse will be shutting down at the end of February.
【SAMURAI SHODOWN】The Steam rollback community beta test will take place from Feb 10th to the 17th (JST)
Granblue Fantasy: Relink – ‘second’ trailer
Blizzard Manager Departs In Protest of Employee Ranking System

CSB 204: Guitar Nero

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Pad Talk: Nyxi Wizard & Victrix BFG Pro
Cancelled Titanfall Games Can't Hurt Me Anymore
THE EMPTY LOT IS REAL
Do Not Allow Smell-o-Vision To Exist
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'Squid Game' Reality Show Participants Say It Was a Rigged, Freezing Cold Disaster
Tekken 8 ‘New Gameplay Mechanics Introduction’ and Nina Williams reveal trailers
Rumbleverse to end service on February 28
The Xbox 360 marketplace will not close in May 2023, a Microsoft spokesperson has confirmed to Gematsu. A listing stating it would close, which appears when searching for "Xbox 360 Markteplace" on the Xbox Support website, was posted in error.
46 games to be delisted from Xbox 360 Marketplace on February 7, Delisting will not affect ability to purchase titles available on Xbox One or Xbox Series consoles.
Details of scrapped Apex Legends single-player game that was in development
Unreleased Wii U game Star Fox Armada would have featured puppet visuals, online multiplayer, and invasions
THE EMPTY LOT IS REAL: this is the plot of Yakuza 0, like i'm not joking
Netflix has removed their new anti-password sharing rules from their website, saying they were published in error and don't yet apply to the United States

CSB 205: Ja Rule's Squid Game: Finally A Faithful Netflix Adaptation

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Aging is Tech
Shadows of Doubt: Pepe Silvia Corkboard Simulator
Yoko Taro Convinces Sega to Make Game Where Sega is Evil
A Beef n Beer for Platinum
Why Devs Don’t Get Credited
Why Natsu-mon Summer Vacation is a Good Game Concept
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Yoko Taro's New Game Turns Sega Classics Into Women

Metroid Prime Remastered credits removes names of the original developers

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Nintendo Direct Feb 2023 Every Game Announcement And Update

Pikmin 4 — 21st July 2023

Xenoblade Chronicles 3 Expansion Pass DLC Vol. 3 — 15th February

Samba de Amigo: Party Central — Summer 2023

Fashion Dreamer — 2023

Dead Cells: Return To Castlevania — 6th March 2023

TRON: Identity — 11th April 2023

Ghost Trick: Phantom Detective — Summer 2023

DECAPOLICE — 2023

Bayonetta Origins: Cereza and the Lost Demon — 17th March 2023

Splatoon 3 DLC — Spring 2023

Fire Emblem Engage Expansion Pass — Out Now

Harmony: The Fall of Reverie — June 2023

Disney Illusion Island — 28th July 2023

Advance Wars 1+2: Re-Boot Camp — 21st April 2023

Octopath Traveler II — 24th February 2023

We Love Katamari REROLL + Royal Reverie — 2nd June 2023

Sea Of Stars — 29th August 2023

Omega Strike — 27th April 2023

Etrian Odyssey Origins Collection — 1st June 2023

Kirby's Return to Dream Land Deluxe — 24th February 2023

Nintendo Switch Online Game Boy / GBA — Out Now

Metroid Prime Remastered — Out Now

Baten Kaitos I & II HD Remaster — Summer 2023

Fantasy Life i: The Girl Who Steals Time — 2023

Professor Layton and the New World of Steam — 2023

Mario Kart 8 Deluxe - Wave 4 DLC — Spring 2023

WBSC eBaseball: Power Pros — Out Now

The Legend of Zelda: Tears of the Kingdom — 12th May 2023

Natsu-Mon! 20th Century Summer Vacation — Summer 2023 (Japan)

CSB 206: Coochie Credit Denied

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Million Dollar Thuggery
Big Merger? Time For More Piss
We Would Also Quit Cypher Academy
Remake, Remaster, Reboot
WHERE DO I START Is Not The Right Question
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Capcom Pro Tour 2023 announced to have a grand prize of $1,000,000

‘Street Fighter VR’ Debuts at Japanese Arcades

Tetris — Official Trailer | Apple TV+

Tetris Effect: Connected gets four new game modes on all platforms next week

Titanfall, Apex Legends veterans form new studio Wildlight Entertainment

Activision Blizzard is backing statements made by president Mike Ybarra

Assault Suits Valken Declassified - Announcement Trailer

Recent chapters of the new Shonen jump series Cypher Academy prove so difficult to translate that the translator outright quits

CSB 207: Capcom Cup X: Millionaire Fighting 2023

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Dilbert Hits The Buzzer Beater on Black History Month
Portaboos Rise Up: Port Wine & Fado Music
Love, Thunder & Keeping Us Interested
FF16 Interview: JRPG is a Slur
BG&E2 is Stuck in Development Caelid
A$$hole Etiquette in Escape From Tarkov
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hundreds of newspapers drop ‘Dilbert’ comic strip after racist tirade from creator Scott Adams

An upcoming expansion for #ELDENRING Shadow of the Erdtree, is currently in development.

MK12 announcement leaks in investor call

Final Fantasy XVI Naoki Yoshida Interview: Ifrit Is The Main Eikon Because We Felt Sorry For Him

Luminous Productions is merging with Square Enix on May 1st

The managing director of Beyond Good and Evil 2 maker Ubisoft Montpellier has reportedly left the studio amid a labour investigation by local government authorities.

Street Fighter 6 - Zangief, Lily and Cammy Gameplay Trailer

Street Fighter 6 to be the only game played on PlayStation 5 at Evo 2023

Evo 2023 Lineup

CSB 208: Dilbert Hates My Interracial Marriage

Formerly known as the Super Best Friendcast. Every week, the cowards known as Woolie and Pat discuss the latest in video game news, movies, and anime.

CSB 203: The Feds Will Never Defeat War Thunder Forum Clout

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