Dumb Dumb X Everybody likes you X You are an Idiot

why are you tormenting me like this x heaven says || Slowed

Butcher Vanity [slowed + reverb]

489 Meme || Christmas AcidJazz - SLOWED

Our old favourite childhood NSFW song! :D

✩─── ･ ｡ﾟ☆: *.☽ .* :☆ﾟ. ───

Lyrics:

Hi, I'm Baldi! Nice to meet ya
Fuck me in the ass and call me Patricia
Book's your game? Just shout my name
When you let me use my whip
So that's one book right
But you're all wrong
You haven't even let me use my thong
While I sing you this song
It goes "Ding dong"
Like the door I open on you
Here's a tip, abandon ship
Or you're gonna see me campfire willy

Oh, oh
Oh hi there! Welcome to my hooker palace
Oh, oh, oh hi there! Please don't leave
I have no friends
Oh, oh, oh hi there! Let's go camping
Let me touch ya
Oh, oh, oh hi there! Haha, I tied you up!

Every boy and girl, come dance around
Let's get an orgy started
Get the Bully's fists and the skipping rope
We'll fill your asshole with it
Gonna make it rain Coca-Cola
Gonna send you right back to detention
Pay attention to my dick's ascension
Sixteen bit's of dodgy tension
You cry, I just hit harder
You're wrong, I'll speed up faster
I rigged this for my pleasure
In this classroom, I'm the master
Oh, ohhh, ohhh
I'm gonna make you scared of me
Oh, ohhh, ohhh you're my ecstasy

Bitch! Runnin' through the halls, slow down
Shoutin' noises that sound like "Fuck you
Baldi"
Bitch! Runnin' through the halls, slow down
Shoutin' noises that sound like "Fuck you
Baldi"
Bitch! Runnin' through the halls, slow down
Shoutin' noises that sound like "Fuck you
Baldi"
Bitch! Runnin' through the halls, slow down

Don't eat ass in the halls
Don't eat ass in the halls
Don't eat ass in the halls don't eat ass
Hahaha, just kidding!

Bitch! Runnin' through the halls, slow down
Shoutin' noises that sound like "Fuck you
Baldi"
Bitch! Runnin' through the halls, slow down
Shoutin' noises that sound like "Fuck you
Baldi"
Bitch! Runnin' through the halls, slow down
Shoutin' noises that sound like "Fuck you
Baldi"
Bitch! Runnin' through the halls, slow down
Shoutin' noises that sound like "Fuck you
Baldi"

Rats, you got away! Sigh Guess I'll die

DAGames - You’re mine (Baldi Basics) | Sleed up

_Forever_ - AJ Dispirito (Murder Drones Credits Theme) // Slowed

Jakenutron - Play My Way [Slowed + Reverb]

🕰 Lip Service Serenade – For when your existential crisis wears eyeliner and watches the evening news.

🎸 Indie Rock × Jangle Pop × Post-Punk
📺 Mood: Bittersweet • Detached • Melodic Jangle • Echoes of Resilience

Ever stared at a politician's lips and thought, “This beat slaps harder than your speech”? Welcome to Lip Service Serenade — a melancholic foot-tapper for anyone who’s emotionally exhausted but still ironically stylish.

Picture this:
You’re sitting on a couch with commitment issues.
A lukewarm tea judges you from the table.
The TV talks nonsense, but those jangle guitars? Pure emotional literacy.

🧠 For fans of:
– Guitars that shimmer like your fading trust in democracy
– Lyrics that sip cold tea with you
– Beats that understand quiet rebellion better than your last date

Whether you’re slowly vanishing into a memory foam pit or just too emotionally fluent to yell at the news, this one’s for you.

🎶 Lip service, baby — sing me away.

Lyrics: 

He’s back on screen in a pixel suit
A halo made of static, a tie too mute
He talks like rain on a plastic sheet
But I just hear the humming of my heartbeat

I sip my tea, it’s gone too cold
The curtains dance like they're growing old
His promises break like Monday plans
But I just watch with folded hands

🎶 His lips move slow, like a vinyl glitch
Sayin’ nothing dressed up as a pitch
I don’t cry, I don’t rage — just fade
To the jangle hum of a TV parade
Lip service, baby — sing me away
In this bittersweet, post-punk ballet 🎶

My couch has grown a memory foam soul
Where I sink like hope through a rigged black hole
The world outside wears campaign masks
But I just count the lightbulb’s cracks

He gestures wide like a silent film
But the meaning’s thin and the vibe is grim
Still, I tap my foot to the distant lie
Like a lullaby dressed in suit and tie

🎶 His lips move slow, like a vinyl glitch
Sayin’ nothing dressed up as a pitch
I don’t shout, I don’t vote — just stay
With the jangle chords in shades of gray
Lip service, baby — fade me away
In this bittersweet, indie cliché 🎶

And maybe tomorrow I’ll care again
Trade silence in for a paper pen
But tonight he’s just a mouth on glass
And I’m a ghost with time to pass

🎶 His lips move slow, like a vinyl glitch
Sayin’ nothing dressed up as a pitch
I won’t dream, I won’t pray — just play
This post-punk hymn in my own delay
Lip service, darling — lead me astray
In this bittersweet, jangle ballet 🎶

Lip Service Serenade

The Mind Electric (Slowed)

Savlonic - Epoch (The Living Tombstone remix) (slowed)

Build our Machine // SLOWED (BATIM - DAGames)

I post Christianized songs, but I also post sped up and slowed down songs. I study theology, philosophy and any root of science you can imagine, especially biology, classical physics and quantum mechanics. I love any humanistic subjects.

When I have free time, I usually post songs on SoundCloud or I just procrastinate. 
My only goal right now is finding God again. In case I won't, you'll notice it by the genre of the songs I post during time.

I have some goals in my life, but they are either hard, illegal or at the edge of failure because of my current situation. In any case, Alanzia is all I have left and I hope I won't lose it.

And yeah, this should be it. 

_Forever_ - AJ Dispirito (Murder Drones Credits Theme) // Slowed

☦Cathalb♱

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