I want everyone to meet Burger and Fries!

You sit on your shitty goddamn image boards posting underage hentai of human-cat hybrids. How much longer until one of you godforsaken bastards actually sticks their dick in a cat? Please off yourself before you're tempted to ruin the life of an innocent feline.

Stop Fapping To Catgirls You Sick Fucks

In order to decrease crime in my neighborhood, I've been training my fellow cats to attack people of color. There has been a notable lack of stolen TVs, gaming consoles, and dollar scratchers, although that may be due to an unrelated increase of police officers in the area.

Training My Fellow Cats to Attack People of Color

Listen here you little incel fuck. When you forget to feed me after spending all day talking to your gay fucking friends on Discord, I am going to exact vengeance on you. Your carpet will feel the wrath of the Red Sea parted by Moses; Your carpet's done, kiddo.

Cattus Iratus

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