One Of These Days

A preview of what we've been up to for the last several months

Unstoppable

Caveat Emptor's debut EP Funk Shui. Not for the easily offended.
Production, engineering, mixing credits: Razzia
Writing credits: Razzia and Lord Byron
Shout out and a big thanks to our friend, known only as Tits, for the mastering

4 Magnificent

3 Blacksheep

2 Accident Prone

1 Welcome

Motivation manifest.

Revision of the prior rough mix/master of the same.

Unstoppable (remastered)

The very talented Mikey Thai was good enough to do the mastering on this one. Check him out at
https://soundcloud.com/user-62789765

Burn This City

Mastering by the very talented Satai
https://soundcloud.com/user-845146992

Float

Written, recorded, produced & mixed by Bobby Razzia
Expand description for lyrics




well you can’t stay soft
soon or later gotta rip the band aid off
I’ll have you dudes in a twirl when im rulin the world
Cuz nobody had the nerve to get their hands stained yall
the wrong kind of whiteboy I can’t play golf
Or I'd be on the hill giving a campaign talk
A true legend shittin on a fool senate
Like if you ain't goose stepping pussy, then your man's Adolf
Try not to be unsettled if you see me at home
face hidden, hooded in some seedier robes
I’m just gettin ready for Bohemian Grove 
I didn’t wanna hurt nobody leave me alone
And me I aint no Jeffrey Epstein
I just want an island for some sex and ketamine
Somewhere in the tropics where no pesky feds be
And treat your college daughter to a hefty jet stream 
tell Jessie text me. Son you best forget me
I know you hate my humor and it gets you testy.
want a twitter mob or negative press to vex me
You gon need an autobot or mech to best me
yeah i need those challenges. god damn 
he so savage I don’t need no malice 
just to be so callous that hated as a repo man is
servin humble pie, treat yo palate 


he shoots! (he scores) and  my J all net
this the way i flex, fella may I stress
You can gather all the haters in the great wide web
idgaf son, lol, kys

kys (x3)
idgaf son, lol kys


put me in coach, shit is easy. got it
through the uprights and out into the street behind it
then they move the goalposts three feet beyond it
I don’t even really mind it keeps me honest
i ain’t bout to have a bicker with you weepy whiners, and
weak vaginas, leave me out it
straight bangers - how I handlebars 
I go ape hangers so you don’t mistake razzi for an easy rider
Fuck these bird suckas. I aint heard nothin sick as i am
My rhyme books a list of triumphs
Ill show up at your vocal booth swift and silent
And turn this rap shit right into ninja gaiden
To grow to half the prick that i am means you need to eat
conflict as sustenance and piss defiance
eat breathe and sleep ‘fuck with this’ and twist compliance 
from the wrist of these bitch limp dicks who try it  
 

he shoots! (he scores) and  my J all net
this the way i flex, fella may I stress
You can gather all the haters in the great wide web
idgaf son, lol, kys

kys (x3)
idgaf son, lol kys


Rappers keep on sayin shit like “you never heard this”
thats what everybody say. Stupid and worthless
cliches all over their dubious verses
enough to make you wonder if they do it on purpose, like
"dog, im truly a wordsmith
I go blicka wit the toolie and hurt kids
We goin in like its a movie in person
Im the illest i got lupis and herp bitch."
Nah - I dont get down like that 
I don't say that shit. I ain't a clown like that
I don't play wack shit. That's some downright crap
I'm okay with it, if I don't sound like rap
Its some fake ass shit. and y'all make that shit.  
had to stray, that’s it. and I found my path 
to say I’m great at this. you play it down by half
I'm “a” great at this. You can soundbyte that

he shoots! (he scores) and  my J all net
this the way i flex, fella may I stress
You can gather all the haters in the great wide web
idgaf son, lol, kys

kys (x3)
idgaf son, lol kys

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