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Spookeez (UTAU Version) - FNF Cover

Where are you Fnf Shaggy Mod

Dave Beatbox Solo - Cartoon Beatbox Battles

Scooby Doo Audition - Cartoon Beatbox Battles

Mr Hippo: 
My friend, it seems that you’ve met your demise
I mean you’ve gotta be stuffed, just look at your size!
But that doesn’t matter, in this fight I’ll be the one who’s king
When I make those eyeball rings tumble back over the ring!
Why don't you sit for a while? Seems you’re already beat!
I could drape you with a cloth while I turn up the heat
You’ll get beat to a pulp, you will wish you were dead!
I’m running circles round ya like all of the fruits in your head
I gotta say, I highly doubt that your weak spot is your gut
When you’re belchin home to mommy from the kid’s uppercut
and, your mother, I wonder, is she still around?
Does she know her son would rather wear a belt than the crown?
That reminds me of a time, I was with my pal Orville
We took a trip to the zoo, and what we saw there was horrible
I could have sworn it was you, except a bit more adorable.. 
Even Nedbear’s got looks that are more bearable!
Ah, sorry bout that, if it hadn’t been for me
They might have put your face on games outside of the Wii
I mean, it was always gonna end this way,
You know, battling a half robot half hippopotamus.. I guess you could call it a robo-potamus.. That’s very strange is it not? I mean, who even comes up with an idea like that?

King Hippo: 
AGGGH, little robot stop yapping
Talk any longer, King Hippo will be napping
Why silly old man facing me here anyway?
You make heavy players wait? HIPPO IS A HEAVYWEIGHT
King Hippo no care you rip off of Fazbear
I rip off your spring locks, giving you a jump scare
You trash and the gang, me the king in the ring!
Here's the thing, PUNCH STING, BELL GO DING DING DING
YOU NO HIPPO, you ramble and you drag out the death
A REAL HIPPO kill the guard and chew up what is left
Look at your pal, it is clear he doesn’t want you around,
Watch him drop you a like frozen bird that's hitting the ground
Me the beast with the jaws that you leap inside of
Watch you weep and cry from one sweep of my glove
THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE HIPPO IN THE RING, Mr. Hypocrite,
Say you’re mediocre, BUT GEEZER ISN’T EVEN IT

Mr Hippo: 
That's neither here nor there, sounds like you’re unaware
That there’s traces of cancer in your underwear
Despite that, you still sold them to all of your fans?
This boxer’s pair of boxers hold the only punch he lands!
How are you weak to the others and claim you still got the throne?
Forget the manhole cover, you could eat a man WHOLE!
And yet, a smaller guy was enough for the crown,
Reminds me of a time… OH WAIT, THAT’S NOW!
Pick up those shorts friend, OH, I gotta admit
I realized you want the belt cuz it’s your only fit
A-and you just won't listen, they’ve been saggin’ for years
Are you sure that Mike Tyson didn’t bite off your ears?
You lacked flow and you choked, barely knew what was happenin!
Turning to a brighter blue, more than you were on Captain N!
And it’s true, ever since, you’ve only been a contender
So just retire from boxing and go back to selling your blenders

King Hippo: 
Hahaha, this battle is joke!
CALL REFEREE, Hipp-opponent is broke!
Get off of my circuit, your circuits are withered 
Even your magnet can stick to the point better!
Should have tagged in the frog, maybe then you hip hop
But you made like the bear, and spat noise until your head popped
You and your crew should never 1v1 me
you colored like fruit, AND THIS HIPPO HUNGRY HUNGRY
You are losing your mind, I agree with the elephant
Everything that you said was completely irrelevant
With your sour flow, you aren’t worth the dough
Your brain must be duck because it start to implode
Unlike the duck, I eat, feast, and thrive
Robot need a battery in the ass to survive
So keep your sandwiches and bland disses at park,
You meant to be scary? You lack bite and bark!
In both rapping and fighting, you were easy to beat
Did they stuff you with Glass Joe? You’re so feeble and weak! 
When you lose in this fight, you’ll have a story alright
Punch you out like Sandman, Ultimate Custom NIGHT NIGHT

Mr. Hippo (FNaF) Vs King Hippo (Punch Out!!) -RAP BATTLE-

Suction Cup Man • Verse 1: (8 Bars)

Hey, I wrote you a song!

“Suction Cup Man’s coming around and you know he’s getting lit!
Stinkermeaner’s a whiny old little bitch who ain’t getting shit!”
Now typically, I leave dummies like my cups; red as shit
But honestly, you’re more like a plunger, cus you can’t get a grip! (YUH!)

So whadday ya, gay? Why did you step on those jays and then ask for a run back? 
Had the crowd shouting ya name, then you got sent to your grave? (heh) DUMBASS
You tried to walk up until Robert rocked you, now ya soul went to hell saying “look at me go!”
The difference between you and me going under? The devils not currently FUCKING MY SOUL

Stinkmeaner • Verse 1: (8 Bars)

White boys mocking my shit, y’all mad at me? they can suck my dick 
Buddy ain’t climbing the ranks, cus ya climbings rank, imma tower all over yo shit
I’m not a villain, I’m a cancer that got cancer, now I’m stuck
You really picking fights with the handicapped? bros ableist…BUT I’M ABLE TO FUCK HIM UP

(AY, AY) Bro’s washed like Cinch (AY, AY) The fuck did you think?
(AY, AY) Can’t call me gay, when you filled all the holes in your life with dicks!
Rippin’ off South Park, shit couldn’t be me, boy, I look too clean, nobody can stop it
Since you like to blow missiles, come and climb my red rocket!

Suction Cup Man • Verse 2: (8 Bars)

(Oh-ho-ho-ho!) Don’t do-si-do with ME, Grandpa, professional hating’s ya damn job
I can do anything, fuck the damn law! Bitch, you struggle with putting ya pants on!
And like honestly, unc, what the fuck is ya problem? You go around screaming out “fuck life!”
You’re a dick! *strumming* so why don't ya suck mine!!! (BITCH!)

Suction Cup Man can’t be remade or replaced by the CIA (YUH!)
While you were recreated in a day and not one thing changed (NOPE!)
So come back with a better plan, cus I can NEVER get smoked (NEVER!)
Till then, I’ll see ya when I’m back in Hell: LOOK AT ME GO! (HAHAHA!)

Stinkmeaner • Verse 1: (8 Bars)

You sung yo sawn song but I want an encore, RUN IT BACK!
‘Fore I strum that ukulele a full note up ya’ ass!
Trust there’s layers to this shit, cus on a track, I’m mixing
I got moves like Mike Tyson, you got beat by a pigeon! 

Should’ve stuck to plushie, ya big softie, now I’ll leave you open
Barbecue a flank of unseasoned meat, cus boy, I’ll freakin’ smoke ‘em
I ain’t NEVER lost a single battle yet, and that’s on fonum
Never put a white boy ‘gainst a DEMON in a nigga moment! (ya BITCH!)

Well fuck you! 
The fuck? Fuck you!
Fuck you too!
Fuck you three!
Wha-you can’t just steal my schtick, fuck you!
Aww you gonna get mad? Fuck you!
…
…
ya motha’

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