dumb stuff i listen to

Miiin' (Mii Music Remix)

PeanutButterGamer - Ridin' Dirty/Regular Dirty

free downloads!

The Price Is Wrong

Mr. Weebl - Mrs. Johnson

Enjoy having your earholes ravaged by dogs and ducks.

Who Let The Dogs Hunt

i just decided to loop this shit. i dont own it

edit: dude so many people listened to this. far out. thank you guys

edit2: 1k+ likes??? you guys are so cool

Ramen king beat looped

Well here's the audio version... oh and I forgot to mention. HERE'S THE MUSIC VIDEO :D https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rn5VTlNZvus&feature=youtu.be enjoy! Also BIG thanks and a shout out to DJ Doomz for making the background track!

The REAL Michael Rosen Rap

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TrgxHDoe8gA&feature=youtu.be&t=1m20s

DO NOT THROW SOULS

Rupees Motherfucker

PBG - Ghost Ride The Whip

I decided to do something for the Kirby Mash Attack album.

I Don't Like Dreamland, I Love It

undertale temmie get money for colege

Lyrics are here: http://pastebin.com/s4QnsFyj

YMS - That kid kicked sand in cool cat's face!

I truly am a musician at heart. I didn't even write lyrics for this, I literally just came up with this shit on the spot. Then we filmed it in Gmod just for good measure. Originality? You bet your sweet ass

I Hate My Life by KuleDud3

TEMMIE FLAKES BREAKFAST CEREAL

Temmie Flakes for your mouth!

Seriously though, I wish I did, but I had no part in making this.
*Link to original video*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FvxzKpMHMTQ

TEMMIE FLAKES BREAKFAST CEREAL (Made by Griffinilla)

"It is important to remember your roots...so keep opping like mother father gentlemen."

PSY - DADDY [Unofficial Instrumental]
vs.
PSY - GANGNAM STYLE [Acapella]

Best of luck to you, Triple-Q.
op

GANGNAM DADDY: QQQ Style

Miitomo WITH LYRICS - Brentalfloss

BACKSTORY:
So a lot of people ask me why I made this, it's actually a pretty simple story. About three months before the Keemstar Content Cop came out, I was joking around with Ian about Keemstar in general and eventually the phrase "Hey now, you're a Keemstar" sprung to mind.

I then took it upon myself to write the entire song and record it as a "joke that went too far" to make Ian and my friends laugh. That'd be why it sounds like I did the whole song in one take with no actual sound production - because it's pretty much just me singing over an All Star MIDI file. 

Anyway, it just so happened that when (three months later) Ian was doing a video about Keemstar, he thought the song would be a good "finisher" for his video and asked me if he could use it. So I removed it from my old Soundcloud in order to make his video the original source of the song for a while.

Now it's a bonus track on The Album Main and it will forever be a funny inside meme for people who are familiar with both me and Ian's videos. The reason why he doesn't credit me in the description is because I specifically asked him not to. I don't really want people coming from content police sketches expecting similar things from my channel - I do pretty much the complete opposite over here. To to save confusion, I'm cool with just leaving it up to the comments to argue over if "that sounds like Uncle Dane?!?!?"

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-- LYRICS --

Somebody once told me 
That I could make some money 
By bullying some people online

So I grew a gnome goatee 
And put on a stupid beanie
And started making up some dank lies

So

I'm making death threats 
And I'm callin' people "nigger"
Countin' that cash 
Oh my channel's growing bigger 

Never you mind that I was already banned 
For my racist, homophobic hate speech rants
Found a loophole, now it's my goal 
To poison the online punch bowl

Ya never know who i might doxx
So ya'll can suck on my cocks

Hey now, you're a Keemstar
Get your hat on - MLG
Hey now, you're a Keemstar
Get your sociopathy

And all we care about is neeeeeews
(Personal attacks and harassment is totally neeeeeews)

"Like, I litterally wanna kill this dude. It's not a threat it's a promise, I want to fucking kill this dude"
"Oh, fuckin righteous fuckin NIGGER, Alex is doin' this shit!"
"HMMM, can't wait to report your death, HU-HUHH, like seriously? What's wrong with you? Asshole..."
"Everybody type in the chat, 'Alex is a stupid nigger.'"

"I only do this show for money... that's it, alright..."
"I don't do it to entertain people... that's just a fuckin' scam..."
"I really hope you die of cancer. I hate every single one of you."
"FUCK the fans."

Hey now, you're a Keemstar 
Do a trick-shot - MLG
Hey now, you're a Keemstar 
Eat your popcorn - goatee

And all I report is the neeeeews
(If you can call this news)

Somebody once asked 
Could you spare me from harassment?
Your content is a fuckin' disgrace

I said yep - and to save my rep
I'm gonna bully you until you're dead
I'll punch you harder than my girlfriend's 
Faaaaaaaaace

Well

The hate keeps comin' for the show I'm runnin'
Even if I get banned, I'll just keep on comin' 
Doesn't make sense to give up this shtick 
I make mad money from bein' a dick 

My revenue stream - It is my dream
To take online gossip to the extreme
I'm a sociopath don'tcha know
I'll do anything for a little dough!

Hey now, you're a Keemstar
Get your Keem on - Keemstar
Hey now, you're a Keemstar
You're an asshole - Keemstar

AhhhhhhhhiaahahaiiaoommhmmmEerorrrrrooro­ooeahahahhhkeeeemmmsttarrrrr Keemstar is a gnoooommoommeeee


Hey Now, You're A Keemstar

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