Listen to me talk about how much I love spandex leggings.

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Even if These Pants Make my Ass Look Like a Planet, I Will Keep Wearing Them.

Listen to me talk about how much I love John Cusack and how everyone else can suck it..

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I Will Marry John Cusack if it is the Last Thing I Do

Listen to me talk about what a suckfest scones are.

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