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Call of Duty Black Ops 2 "Adrenaline"

True emotion manifests itself not through words, writing or false stares, but through honest expression. Only movement, raw and unadulterated - simply dance - will unveil one's true state of mind.

Welcome to 'Launch', encompassing all the sublime violent beauty of emotion.

Enjoy.

Shurk 

~ THE SOUNDTRACK TO CRITICAL ANNIHILATION
~ MARKIPLIER'S OUTRO

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Shurk - Haunted

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!
JACK THE RIPPER!
VS!
HANNIBAL LECTER!
BEGIN!

Jack the Ripper:
Oi mate, pass the liquor, it's Jack the Ripper
Jack the Rapper, following you way before the dawn of Twitter
I'm a human trigger warning, through the night until the morning
When the light shines upon my crimes, you find it sick, appalling
An infamous, notorious delinquent
There's little more gorier thing than living in Victorian England
This is horrorcore, beware if you're a common whore
Or at late night you may find me knocking on your door
Not keen to leave until I'm knee deep in blood and gore
Your grieving family on their knees, weeping, scrubbing floors
The police need a lead to know what they're looking for
My raps are like the way I eat my meat, bloody raw

Hannibal Lecter:
Jack, you're a classic, a megalomaniac
You haven't mentioned me once in your entire battle rap
Pity your verse wasn't worth a trip in the jacket
Quit jacking off on the track and put the lotion in the basket
And catch what the iller serial killer can deliver
Rhymes finer than the chianti I would pair with your liver
But the thought of your putrid flesh makes me want to shiver
Cause your British body's covered in more piss than kitty litter
You stabbed women when they wouldn't give you attention
Like a Penny Dreadful version of OJ Simpson
But these days your nickname is all that's even known
And you didn't even come up with that shit on your own

Jack the Ripper:
I'm real, you'll find me making vacancies in brothels
While you only exist inside the pages of a novel
You were kept for ages in a hovel
Contained within a cage behind a locked door while I never got caught
So who's the superior serial killer, Dr. Lecter?
I'm still wanted, you're forgotten, people these days are watching Dexter
So God protect you from the hell I spit upon us
I'm terrorizing London, fuck the 7/7 bombers

Hannibal Lecter:
No, no, Jack, you were doing fine
Before your ham-fisted attempt at a terrorist line
How typical of Jack the Ripper to chase a headline
Pick Ray Liotta's brain and ask him how I get mine
I'm the bon vivant of violence, a licensed psychiatrist
Who dines in higher society to the sound of violins
Don't get me wrong, I'd roast both your balls on my Hibachi
But for a serial killer you're as tasteless as a bowl of Kashi
You prey on a prostitute and play with her body
I don't mind that you're naughty, Jack, I hate that you're sloppy
Barney, take me back to solitary confinement
Cause this dirty little lamb has just been silenced

WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EEEEEEEEEE- AHHH! -PIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!

Jack The Ripper Vs Hannibal Lecter. Epic Rap Battles Of History Season 4 Audio

Frenzy as King Tut
Froggy as Yugi/VGRB as Yami

Lyrics:
EPIC RAP BATTLE PARODIES
KING TUT
VS
YUGI MUTO
BEGIN

King Tut:
Flow like the Nile, disses hot like the land that I rule
Gonna leave this grandaddy's boy royally schooled
Bust your nose like the Sphinx, King Tut brings the thunder
No Magician can save you boy, I'm the eighth world wonder!
I will diss a mindless kid from ’96 in hieroglyphs!
He’ll find that my design’s divine, I’m twice as big as Cairo is!
The golden-aged boy king from the ancient era's
‘bout to go Apophis on this gothic Goku in mascara.

Yugi Muto:
Tutan, Khamun (come on)! if you really want to duel,
i’ll activate my trap card under your bejeweled stool!
My friends give me strength, believe in the heart of the cards
A mummy broken as you isn’t worthy of my graveyard

King Tut:
I’ll banish your little deck up your anime anus!
My legacy is ageless, while you became Nameless!
Your franchise is founded on myself, Ra and Isis
Now D-D-D-Disappear with your silly identity crisis

Yugi:
YU-GI-OHHHHHH

Yami:
Of all your tall tales there’s one thing I trust:
your discovery proved that you’re nothing but a ‘bust'!
It's time to duel! I'm the king of Games
and your the off-spring of an incestuous tomb-raid!
You claim that you reign, but now I’ve been summoned,
and I'll leave you puzzled for millenniums coming!
Your life points are low, you're getting overwhelmed
You just was Yu-Gi-Owned, and sent to the Shadow Realm

King Tut vs Yugi Muto

Ivo Hora as Saint Nicholas
MaNCHA as Saint Valentine
Mat4yo as Cupid
Justin Mike Buckner as Santa Claus


Lyrics:
TBA

Saint Nicholas vs Saint Valentine

Junkie XL - 12 - Brothers In Arms (Mad Max: Fury Road)

Jim Henson Vs Stan Lee

Petty Wap -Fat Queen

Petty Wap Fat Again

A rap battle between Ezio and Agent 47!
Watch the video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f0tiHPNkBl8

Assassin's Creed Vs. Hitman - Video Game Rap Battle

Bruce Banner Vs Bruce Jenner

Remix I did a while ago of BIG's track juicy, when better to upload than today! RIP Biggie.

Biggie Smalls - Juicy (Remix)

Raze 2 flash game musical soundtrack except song "Rising Legend".

NOT BY ME!

By Waterflame.

Newgrounds Audio Portal.

This song is in Raze, Raze 2, and Strike Force Heroes.

Waterflame - Rocket Race

Son of Poseaiden rap battles Quidditch member Harry Potter to see who the king of magic is.

LYRICS:


<<< EPIC RAP BATTLE PARODIES
HARRY POTTER!
VERSUS!
PERCY JACKSON!
BEGIN!

Percy:
I am a brave spirited,natural leader, willing to risk my life for friends
I'd say the same for you, but you don't have parents
I'm the Hero of Olympus, you're just a Half-Blood Bitch
Hermoine took my magic wand and gave it a lick 
Are you and Ron together? That's very gay
You got some great stories. HA! J.K.
Abra kadabra Alakazam,
I'll lock you with some shackles in the Prison of Azkaban.

Harry:
Bloody Hell, we got an emo fag, who thinks that
he is all the best with his Uncle Zeus and his major Dyslexia.
You're just a little swaggot from the 2000s decade
You didn't know those Greek gods, big talk wont get you laid.
Very funny that you say that Ron and I are together
But you got a goat boy, you can't do better.
I got Hermoine Granger, she's right next my face.
Did I tell you that my wand rocked your girlfriend Annabethe Chase?

Grover:
You sick bastard. Why do you diss my best friend?
I think somebody's jealous because their magic stick don't stand.
It took you seven books  just to kill a bad guy
And the one you trusted the most, haha, he had to die.
Seriously, grow up. Stop using fake card tricks
Your magic wand is probably 100 times bigger than  your dick.
I have to say that ginger friend of yours is indeed gay
So you two listen up, the closet is that-a-way!

Ron:
Thanks for pointing to the place where you and Percy pucker up
Even Luke has better looks than you two, so good luck
So you're a "demigod", Percy? That sounds a bit made up
Are you sick ducks  the reason there's skeet in Hufflepuff's Cup?
My basilisk just happened to Slytherin to Annabeth's Chamber of Secrets
Harry, shall we Avada Kedavra these phonies?

Harry:
Yes, let's

Ron:
Before we kill you and be done with this, we just want to remind ya
The light from this spell will permanently blind ya!

WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP BATTLE PARODIES!



Harry Potter vs Percy Jackson. Epic Rap Battle Parodies 8

remixed the rocky theme! everyone loves this beat. enjoy

Gonna Fly Now(Rocky's Theme) Remix

'when i die fuck it i wana go to hell'....

Biggie Smalls  Suicidal Thoughts

EPIC RAP BATTLE PARODIES
EMINEM 
VS
MACKLEMORE
BEGIN

Macklemore:
This battle will leave you crying like that guy, you know, Stan?
I mean, you should be imprisoned, you killed your number one fan.
Can’t spell your own name, that’s why your E’s backwards
And my recognition grew faster than your dick, you bastard.
You got beaten by your papa, that's what all your songs are about
You should try to make something original other than anger and pout
Say "I'm not afraid" one more time, I know your wrong
Shit it was 99 cents and still no body bought your songs

Eminem:
Ladies and gentlemen, introducing Marshall Mathers
the greatest rapper of all time, unlike this swagger-jacker
I'm not afraid to beat your ass , bring you hell till I collapse
I've made myself a great life despite my painful past
All you got is your thrift shoppers who want their money back
I'm the world's greatest rapper and I ain't even black
I grew up in the streets bitch, and i spit a verbal flood
I'll  take that 20 dollars and cover your fur coat with blood
Macklemore:
I’ll steal your grandpa’s style and walk away smilin
Now when IM gone I don’t wanna see you crying
Show me the "Proof" that you even had a friend
Just like your D12 group, they need to come to an end.
You're mother almost died while giving birth? I wouldn't blame her.
And she even tried to sue you, mother of the year, right there!
The only thing this faggot can do is get de-homed,
theres only so many ways i can say you got owned!
Slim Shady:
Now that the real Slim Shady has finally stood up
I'm gonna tell Ben Faggerty to just shut the fuck up
You Cinderella Man, dressing up in your mom's fur coat.
You base all your songs on a retarded kids quote
My name is Slim shady dont forget it macklemore
Cause owning over and over is becoming a chore!
I'm the rap battle king, haven't you seen 8 mile? Sheesh!
Your raps stink more than R Kelly's Piss sheets
Andy Milonakis:
I rock peas on my head, but don't call me a peahead
it's time to show these swaggy-faggies that they truly inbred
I had my own show on MTV, all you had was lawsuits
You should be in a basket, because your raps are like fruits
That means you're little homosexuals that whine and cry
and write raps about your lifestory and how you want to die
Humor is a great defense mechanism
My raps will grow unlike my congential hormone syndrome.
Macklemore, more like Macklewhore, what's up with that?
Did Ryan Lewis touch your cold ass honkey, in your pants you went ka-splat?
I would rather eat a bag of Skittles than acknowledge Eminem
I will brutally stab you, throw you in a trunk like Kim
If you're a  dumb, spitting, wigger you're not the king of rap
Emimore, you're about get conjoined with a bitch slap
You're never gonna diss the Schmandy Schmilishmokas
Because it's my show, I'm Andy Milonakis

Eyedea:
I'm back from the dead, the monster inside has been released
By the end even eninem won't dream, you'll be deseased
I'm the God of freestyle your reading scripts to try and diss
You bring out my purest digust, you and your writers get me pissed
I'm the best kind, teach you a lesson We ain't fessin
Miss by a mile, blindly firin' well my rhymes are the best medicine
I've got abilities on my side so big Macklemore, try not to cry
I'd say I'm sorry to you homies but rockstars don't apologize
Slim Shady's just another joke, nobody knows the real him
And what the hell's a Milonakis, never heard of ya' double chin  
You have sinned against your savior hope the lord’s willing to free ya '
Just remember you can kill the man, but not the Eyedea.
Mac Miller:
Yo, hold on K.I.D.S , Mac Mill in the build
"Life Ain't Easy" when you're rapping against me
It's a good evening to walk the walk
with these Nikes on my feet
My raps are iller, you can call me Mac Miller
You can call me Mac Miller
M. Jackson, I'm so thriller
rhymes so sick
you’ll be “under the weather”
when it comes to rap 
it's got my name
“Diamond and gold” 
I got the fortune and fame
I'm running this rap game
I slap the Language out your mouth
You need “English lane”
“ONE MORE THING”
Funny thing is your ass is worse than LIL WAYNE
All of yall, I'm putting your name to fucking shame
Kid Rock:
ROOOOCK ON!! Kid Rock's here to kick some ass!
Just like my guitars, I put my raps on full blast
I'm Born Free, Rock and Rolling with Jesus
But before I do it again, I'll leave you re-habbers defeated.
Macklemore, you're just a boy talking about a gay bar
I can make a better song with a broken guitar
And marshall mathers or slim shady? Either way I'll teach you a lesson, 
Why don't you quit trying to rap and take some anti depressants?
Mr. Milonakis, you ain't packing heat you're packing pork,
 Why don't you get off your lazy ass and maybe put down the fork?
I've got an Eyedea, how 'bout I hang you by the throat, 
Everyone knows your not gonna die of a rap overdose.
Tupac:
The king has entered, so All Eyez on Me
I'm a hardcore legend, unlike these cracker pussies
I'll take all you punks at once, So lets see what you got, 
I'll own your asses faster than my black ass got shot]
Got a pack three times my name, ya'll are lame
you're a bunch of silly ass white rappers gaining cheap fame
So badass I was in jail before I was even born.
I'm a shining serpent with rhymes that don't get worn.
Ching ching, broke bitches, it's Check Out Time
And then time to sit yo asses down for a lesson in rhyme
Your raps are criminal, have fun with the fuzz
I'll snort and smoke you so harder than Snoop Dogg does
Keep ya head up, everybody, cause these fools going down
Shit's going down , the thug OG runs this town
They took me out in 96, but I'm still on stage, with B.I.G.
and the world will always remember me as the real MC
WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP BATTLE PARODIES


Eminem vs Macklemore. Epic Rap Battle Parodies 14

EPIC RAP BATTLE PARODIES!
 JAMES BOND! 
VERSUS! 
AUSTIN POWERS!
 BEGIN!

James Bond: 
007, yeah, you can call me James Bond 
You think you're gonna win? Well you're damn wrong 
I'll kick your ass, From Russia with Love 
Yeah, you can't get enough, I'm a ladies' man 
You think you've got a decent movie?
You're not even groovy, face it, you're losing
My rhymes are ill You better not move, I got a Power of Will 
And a License to Kill
I'll kill you in this free-for-all
Me and you know that I truly Thunderball

 Austin Powers: 
Yeah baby, yeah, this ought to be pretty groovy 
I'm a badass unlike you in almost all of your movies 
I'm the official Man of Mystery, there's no competition
 To beat you? Easily every spy's mission 
I'm sorry man, I didn't mean to hurt your wee feelings 
I'll beat your ass and hang you up onto the ceiling
 A ladies' man, baby? You don't deserve that reputation.
 When the only dates you get are from the Make-A-Wish Foundation

 James Bond:
You ruined a spy's name, you ruined a British land 
You, sir, have no game, you're so lame
 Your teeth, WHOA, it's a damn shame 
Get on your knees, you're my new Bond girl 
In the words of Skrillex, you can suck my big load
You sent Mini-Me to do your fighting 
Oh my god, so frightening!
 What the Bullocks? What the hell are you wearing?
 It looks like a gay orgy
 Made you the bitch and began spraying 
You're an abortion from Fantasia 
I'm the original, I'm the reason Hollywood made ya

Austin Powers: 
All your rhymes are done and now I'm about to get serious 
My raps are like dynamite, they make you all delirious 
So come at me, you little wannabe detective 
I get all the glory, I'm really respective
 It took me three movies to beat the bad guy
 With all your crappy films, you deserve to die 
This battle is over, so here's my last line
 Every bad story has to end, I guess it's your time

WHO WON?
 WHO'S NEXT?
 YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP BATTLE PARODIES!

Bruce Banner Vs Bruce Jenner

Cesaro