sOapERs

I saw a man the other day, I think he was a soaper
He wore a tie, I don’t know why, I thought he was a doper
Then today, I saw a bum, drinking with a beagle
I looked again at the bottle in his hand and it was Chevas Regal

Soapers soapers everywhere
Theres no place to hide
Blind old men in Cadillacs say
Hey! Need a ride?

Who’s gonna save me from myself?
Who’s gonna put me on my shelf?
I’m not a traitor
I’m not a fool
Why does the math club think they’re so cool?

From a motel comes a woman straightening her clothes
‘cause she charges fifty bucks, her husband never knows
Now here’s an executive, such a fucking jerk
He smokes crack, is whacked all day
His assistant does the work

Soapers, soapers everywhere
Theres no place to go
Lesbians just laugh at me and say
Hey! Enjoy the show!

Who’s gonna save me from myself?
Who’s gonna put me on my shelf?
I’m not drunk and I’m not stoned
Why won’t that salesman leave me alone?

That salesman that just won’t shut up
Thinks he’s not a soaper
I’d nail Janet from behind if I was Mister Roper

Soapers soapers everywhere….

Soapers 2007 Demo

KOA

Pack up the wagon, we’re on our way
Everyones going to KOA
Pack the Coleman, pitch a tent
Play with Dad’s SNAKE BITE KIT

Sit by the campfire, throw on a log
Flaming marshmallow, burned hot dog
Tell the ranger to get bent
Never mind what’s going on inside my tent

End of the night it’s time to retire
Throw all that plastic into the fire
The Ranger came back and told us to behave
We zipped him up in a sleeping bag and threw him down inside a cave

It’s always great at KOA
You know everything is A-O.K.

Outwaxing It

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