Artist: Chad Needles
Song: Next Drag Race Superstar
Album: Beautiful & Bizarre  
©2012 Glamour Goth Trash Records

"Next Drag Race Superstar"
©2012 Words & Music by Chad Needles. All Rights Reserved. 

Spoken Intro:
This song is a little celebration of Rupaul's Drag Race Season 4
I'm Chad Needles and I'm coming for you bitches

Chorus:
She is Chad Needles, Next Drag Race Superstar
Chad Needles, beautiful and bizarre

Breakdown Rap Intro: 
I am Chad Needles, I'm a dirty little bitch
Chad Needles, my drag mother is a witch

Rap 1:
They kicked me out of the house of haunt cause I smoke too much crack 
My Cher impression is lousy but I keep coming back
I got no tips when I did Mariah, My Whitney was a fail
My audition tape to Rupaul got sent back in the mail
I'm a cashier at Party City where I get my wigs for free
Michelle Visage hit the like button and now she's Tweetin' me

(Repeat Chorus) 

Breakdown Rap  2:
I am Chad Needles, I know you want to stare
Chad Needles, my drag mother looks like Cher

Rap 2:
I sell t-shirts for money cause I didn't win a cruise
Latrice Royale should've slapped that bitch, Santino was so rude
Willam really brought it with Chick-Fil-A Chow Down
Now I'm turning tricks for waffle fries with a paper Burger King crown
Jiggly Caliente was my best friend from school 
We'd kee kee with Kenya drinking Cosmo's by the pool
Maybe you're the beginning, but I'm the future of drag
I ain't no tired ass show girl, so bitch step off and gag

(Repeat Chorus)

Rap 3:
My name is Chad Needles, I'm the new girl on the block
And you can beat your face all the you want, but I'm the queen of shock
The way I look is sickening, I'm a morphosis of two
But I just got spooked at Walmart trying on ladies shoes
My cheekbones are disgusting, my life might be a mess
My wardrobe's from the thrift store but I'm destined for success
I wanna win a vacation and hang out with Ru (hang out with Ru)
Win a hundred thousand dollars, get a drag boyfriend too

I hope you're not afraid to lip sync for your life
Cause I bring my A-game every time, bitch I don't play nice! 

End:
She is Chad Needles, beautiful and bizarre 
Next Drag Race Superstar!



Tags: Sharon Needles, Chad Michaels, Michelle Visage,  Jiggly Caliente, Latrice Royale, Willam, Rupaul's Drag Race Season 4,  Kenya Michaels,  DragRace, RDR4, Dance, electro-pop, house, R&B

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Chad Needles - Next Drag Race Superstar (Ode to RuPaul's Drag Race)

Artist: Chad Needles
Song: All T All Shade
Album: Beautiful & Bizarre  
©2013 Glamour Goth Trash Records

"All T All Shade"
©2013 Words & Music by Chad Needles. All Rights Reserved. 

Spoken Intro:
This ain't no Weird 'Al' Willam song
I don't do parodies bitch!

Rap 1:
Hi my name is Chad, Needles up in drag
I'm your favorite tranny gangster fag
Drag Race Season 5 serving fish and fries
Ain't much to look at out of drag, dressed as guys

But I ain't here to hate, let's get to the debate
Roxxxy Andrews gotta go, girl your really late!
Penny Tration was the first to leave
Serena ChaCha hunty fix your weave!

Chorus:
All T All Shade on Logo Monday nights
All T All Shade we love to watch these bitches fight
And the season of the fish goes swish swish swish
And the season of the fish goes swish swish swish

Rap 2:
Superhuman mutant ninja queen, I bring the beat,
I'll slap a bitch and show you what I mean
Detox you started off really strong, 
a downward spiral you went on and now your gone 

Rolaskatox can't save you now! Did you think your 
high school click would make the judges wow? 
I know I'm missing me some Jade Jolie,
A unicorn pornographic fantasy

(Repeat Chorus)

Post Chorus:
Jinkx Monsoon, Alaska go 'round
competing for the cash and crown
Jinkx Monsoon, Alaska go 'round
Charisma, nerve the house down!
Jinkx Monsoon, Alaska go 'round
competing for the cash and crown
Jinkx Monsoon, Alaska go 'round
Uniqueness, talent the house down!

Rap 3:
If my homo-hop is making me some enemies 
Get a life, get a grip, get over it, bitch please!
Miss Alyssa and Montrese as for your little war
You wouldn't have made it top 6 in season 4!

Can I get an amen, where my people at?  
Jinkx said it's all water off a ducks back
And who the fuck was Vivienne Pinay anyway? 
Hashtag #ChadNeedles for some more shade!

(Repeat Chorus)
(Repeat Post Chorus)

Released by: Glamour Goth Trash Records

Chad Needles - All T All Shade (Ode to RuPaul's Drag Race Season 5)

Welcome to the official Soundcloud page of Chad Needles. Glamour Goth Trash Records recording artist, NYC East Village socialite, drag queen club kid & party promoter.

RuPaul's Drag Race Season 6 hopeful & Party City cashier. 