Merry Christmas! For the second year in a row!

Coal For Christmas (ft. Stormy Lake)

so audacious

Our first Dance Track!

DISCLAIMER: We are not making fun of anyone but ourselves in this song, it is just for fun and there is no ill intent.

Lyrics:
Spoken:
- Look at this picture I’m actually immaculate 
I’m so fucking adorable.
i’m perfect in every single way
my tramp stamp is infected 
i got hepatitis from my booty tattoo
i wanna lick you and you and you and you 
- Literally I am so fucking awesome
Actually I have such a fat ass
I shake my little butt
You want to fuck me so badly

Verse 1:
I shit out my ass
That’s who I am
That bitch, I’m such a tramp
Boys jump on me like a trampoline
Adderall, Weed, and Methamphetamine
Keeping it quick, just like my BJs
He likes me in my slutty PJs
Five nights at freddy’s NFTs
Bill Cosby cosplay nuts and deez
I cosplay as a slutty minion
I just want to look so adorable
Look at my banana 
it’s so fuckable

Chorus:
I’m iconic, bodacious, and i’m super hot
but don’t make the mistake of calling me a thot [x2]

Verse 2:
one shot two shot three shot four
i’m whole clubs dirty little whore
when the bartender asks if i want more
i say “yes please” and more he pours
pull up at louis vuitton and then i splurge
designer bags give me a sexual urge
hit the nay nay and dance with me 
my insta followers in the 10 Gs
i’m so amazing and i feel great
in this bathroom bout to find my mate
I’m so adorable, and have so many stans
You’re in the comments acting like my fans
I’m just out here tryna find to mans
I met him and his name is Dan
His rocket sized dick ruined my plans
AND MY ASS (ASS, ASS)

Chorus 2:
I’m iconic, bodacious, and i’m super hot
but don’t make the mistake of calling me a thot [x2]
Cause I’m not a thot, I’m a hashtag slut! [x2]

Spoken 2:
- OMG THAT WAS SO FUCKING LIT
I AM SO DRUNK RIGHT NOW
SO TURNED UP
AND TURNED ON
- OMG that selfie I took on the dance floor was so hot
Is that my ex over there?
Should I go say hi?

Hashtag slut!

#SLUT (ft. Stormy Lake)

blowin' ur dad off (for anotha guy!) ft. DJ PartForn

Verse 1 (Colton): 
i’m on the naughty list
and i don’t give a shit
the yuletide looking nice
so i’m taking all their ice

Christmas time, I look fly
Call me rudolph, I’m that guy
Naughty list, have no fear
bells will ring? not this year
I spread stolen christmas cheer
i will sleigh your reindeer 
Keep it quick, down his chimney
just so that he won’t hear me
Break into his workshop
finna make a elf drop
If he catch me sneaking round
I’ll grab some rope and he’ll be bound




Chorus 1 (both):

Tiptoe on a hoe
Santa clause in the north pole
Steal his presents with my bro
I will steal his christmas snow

Steal his reindeer and his sled
No more christmas cheer he’ll spread
found myself in Santa’s bed
Ms. Clause just gave me head!



Verse 2 (Douglas):

Pulling up to the North Pole
Cause my pole down south is so tiny
I didn’t get what I wanted
Santa can go kiss my Hiney

Mrs. Clause is calling up my phone
I put her on my naughty list
She hit me up, she tryna to bone
Arching up her back be blown

Alright so here’s deal, imma steal 
Rob his ass, the big reveal
A new disguise, I must conceal
Robbing Santa feels unreal 

I got my swag, I got some coal
Last christmas, I wanted more
louis V, a new guitar
brand new pony, or a car

Bridge (both):

i’m a festive guy
but don’t mess with me
give me some coal
and i will steal your christmas tree

Grand Theft Christmas (GTC) [Chagerts & Stormy Lake]

TOY CHICA

PIMP CHIMPIN

i just pooped my pants in the nosebleeds,
all this chicks surrounding and they know me,
the poop fell out my pantleg i'm an OG,
i got a nice brown streak in my undies.

Thanks Bryce (Gremlyn) for the production help!

i just pooped my pants

That Feeling When You Really Need To Poop And Then You Finally Let It Out [PROD. Stormy Lake]

I got christmas swag, it is time to brag,
Gucci christmas sweater don't be looking like no rags,
On the telephone, i am calling home
Christmas don't look like it used to cause of covid bro.
Santa Deniers, big fat liars, don't believe me? I will slash your tires
Christmas chagerts? Oh who knows. Sing the chorus cause it goes:

All i want for christmas is swag swag swag,
Santa claus he's getting the bag bag bag,
2x

In my bed, hear a noise, thinking it is in my head
It’s from the roof, up above, Santa Claus is really here!
Pretend to sleep, so he don’t know
I kissed below the mistletoe 
Santa yells his ho ho ho’s
dont forget, the chorus goes

All i want for christmas is swag swag swag,
Santa claus he's getting the bag bag bag,
2x

Christmas Swag, get the bag, Rudolph nose shining red, chase the bread, 
PS5, feel alive, 2020 ain’t a vibe. 
Coal in my stocking, I've been a bad boy.
Gimme gimme gimme all your toys
I’m the grinch, in a pinch, booty cheeks will be clinched.
DaBaby? Nah I am DaSanta, I like dasani
Got your presents from your mommy 
Got that red, green with my dream
Stocking loaded with supreme
Go to sleep at an early time
So that Santa will come by

Gimme gimme never gets, don’t you know your manners yet? 2x

chagerts

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