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Battleblock Theater OST

BUCKLE YOUR PANTS

Dr. Monster's newest "creation" (from LilDeuceDeuce) happens to be... his SON?! This can't be good...

The Sinfant (feat. EileMonty & Jayme Gutierrez)

Tortilla Avalanche by Parry Gripp

My Balls
Lyrics And Vocals by Ray William Johnson 
Beat by Mixscape 
Release Date-Jan 26, 2011 

Verse 1
Girl, I know you left me,
but there was something I forgot to show you.
Baby girl, you left me. Oh no! We broke up.
It's been a while since we last spoke, but
I need another chance. Can you give me that?
'Cause there's something in my pants that'll win you back.
I wanna be your man again, 
But you left me like I'm Jennifer Aniston.
And I know you said you'd never call,
But girl, you ain't seen my balls.

Chorus 
You-you-you-you ain't seen my balls.
(repeat)

Verse 2
My balls are so awesome. Don't get me started.
They're so damn big. How big are they?
They're so big. It's really obnoxious.
It's like two ewoks chillin' in my boxers.
They're so big. I can't hold 'em back.
Even Cartman's like, man those are fat.
They're so big. They're run over your feet.
That's why when they back up you hear a beep beep.
And how can I be subtle, 
when my balls chase Indiana Jones through a tunnel?
And everyone at Disney World keeps telling me
That Epcot Center looks at 'em with jealousy.
In fact, when you see 'em on the street they'll
Fight Godzilla to the death in the sequel.
I'm guessing soon you'll be hoping I'm back,
'Cause my balls are so big they've got an opening act.

Chorus
You-you-you-you ain't seen my balls.
(repeat)

Verse 3
My balls are so epic, and I ain't boastin',
but they have an effect on the tides in the ocean.
And when the sun's right, it might cause
A total solar eclipse of my balls.
'Cause these things are where it's happenin',
and when I whip 'em out you'll take me back again.
Should I compare 'em to a brontosaurus?
No, excuse me I'm on the chorus.
I got what you need.
And you'd said you'd never call,
But girl you ain't seen these balls.
I wanna be your man again, 
But you left me like I'm Jennifer Aniston.
And I know you said you'd never call,
But girl, you ain't seen my balls.

Chorus
You-you-you-you ain't seen my balls.
(repeat)

I told you you'd be back.
You must've forgot.
You must've had Ballzheimer's. 

My Balls

YourFavoriteMartian-Stalkin' Your Mom

LYRICS :

Everybody do the flop!

The do the flop guy liked to dance all the time
But he couldn't do it right no matter how hard he tried
He had two left feet from an accident at birth
And every time he danced he always flopped face first
But then one day as he jumped in the air
Everybody turned and looked and they pointed and they stared
He had a bright idea right before he hit the floor
He shouted "everybody do the flop": a new dance craze was born

Do do do the flop
Do do do the flop
Everybody do the flop x2

The do the flop guy was a viral sensation
Everybody did the flop all across the whole nation
He was front page news, with his new dance move
Everyone wanted to be in his new dance crew
But then one day, things started going wrong
When a flop concert was interrupted by a bomb (hello!)
He said please stop, but no matter what he tried
There was no stopping now for the do the flop guy

(Chorus)

The do the flop guy had to start a new trend
Cuz the flop might the whole cause the whole world to end
He had stop people from flopping on their faces
He tried to invent a new dance sensation

Everybody do the don't fall down
Everybody do the stay in place
Everybody do the standing up
Everybody don't do the flop

Everybody do the don't fall down
[Keep your feet on the ground]
Everybody do the stay in place
[Please don't break your face]
Everybody do the standing up
[Don't even put your hands up]
Everybody don't do the flop

The do the flop guy couldn't make them all stop
They didn't like the new moves as much as the flop
They tuned him out, and they all turned their backs
Yeah they left him behind.102 and they called him a hack
The do the flop guy had nothing left to prove
There was only one thing that he knew how to do
It was in his blood, call it destiny or fate
He shouted "everybody do the flop" and the earth began to shake

Asdf moviesongeverybody do the floptomskahq


EVERYBODY DO THE FLOP

It's Muffin Time ASDF

Parry Gripp Mega-Party (2008-2012)

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