"Hell-Bent" & "Fuggin Sidewayz "

"Country Celebration"


LYRICS

[Verse]
Ready, set, go go go,

Those diesel trucks spoolin' up, let's roll,

By the riverside we're fishin',

With catfish and smallmouth wishin'.

Settin' shooters up, twist a lime,
Poppin' tops, yeah it's about FUGGIN---- DAMN-TIME,,,

[PAUSE]

Down in the holler-back,
Get those pickem-up trucks, down that track.

[Chorus]

Drinkin' He'll Bent n Sideways,
We’re dancin' by the bonfire's blaze,

Up on the tailgate, fixin' to climb,
We'll do it all again, every time, every rhyme.

[Verse]

Dodgin' Daisy Dukes and halter tops,

Those boots, those eyes, those lips—can't stop,

We get rough 'n rowdy, cowboys and girls,

Mud boggin’, fishin’, our kinda world.

Those boots be slippin’
off,
But leave that hat on, everything else; 

[Loud voice]

" Offffffff!!!!!!! Ya heard me yea baby off ,,,, OFF !!!"
.......
Let's get busy baby, it's our way,
Celebratin' every single day.

[Chorus]

Drinkin' He'll Bent n Sideways,
We’re dancin' by the bonfire's blaze,

Up on the tailgate, fixin' to climb,
We'll do it all again, every time, every rhyme.

[Bridge]

The should'a should've could'a could've waited,

But for what, why’ve we hesitated?

Here tonight, let's just unwind,
In this country celebration, we’ll find our kind.

[Chorus]

Drinkin' He'll Bent n Sideways,
We’re dancin' by the bonfire's blaze,

Up on the tailgate, fixin' to climb,
We'll do it all again, every time, every rhyme.

[Finale]

" Hell-Bent n Sideways "

Sing Out Our Love
( let's rejoice )

LYRICS

[Verse]

In the kitchen, we bake, with apple pie's delight,
Grandma-ma's bread and hams for the night,

With Uncle Pete and Aunt Julie's care,
The smell of holiday love fills the air.

[Chorus]

Sing out our love, Someday, let's rejoice,

With blessings so grand, we lift our voice,

Jesus, King of all, in our hearts forever stay,

Merry Christmas, be blessed, in every way.

[Verse]

Wreaths crafted with heart, snow beneath our feet,

Twinkling lights, and cards we greet,

Love wraps 'round the tree, ornaments shine bright,

Together we sing praises, in the Christmas night.

[Chorus]

Sing out our love, Someday, let's rejoice,

With blessings so grand, we lift our voice,

Jesus, King of all, in our hearts forever stay,

Merry Christmas, be blessed, in every way.

[Bridge]

Through trials we've faced, hands folded in prayer,

With wings of hope, our spirits in air,

Giving peace, sharing joy, it's what we do,

A dream of love, with blessings true.

[Chorus]

Sing out our love, Someday, let's rejoice,

With blessings so grand, we lift our voice,

Jesus, King of all, in our hearts forever stay,

Merry Christmas, be blessed, in every way.

" Sing Out Our Love " ( lets re-joice )

" Peace 2 All Praise 2 God "
( Praised 2 God's Fingertips )

LYRICS

[Verse]

The holidays upon us, a joyful Christmas cheer,

Kez 99.9 and Beth n Friends, spreading love here.

Baking scents fill the air, sweet like apple pie,

Grandma's breads, Uncle's hams, memories that never die.

[Chorus]

Merry Christmas, Someday, every heart will be aligned,

With love abounding, everlasting hope we'll find.

Praising, hands folded, with blessings we confess,

Jesus Christ, King of Kings, our hearts' eternal quest.

[Verse]

Twinkling lights, garlands wrap the towering tree,

Long walks in the snow, the world feels free.

Making wreaths with love, a prayer upon the lips,

Peace to all, praise to God's fingertips.

[Chorus]

Merry Christmas, Someday, every heart will be aligned,

With love abounding, everlasting hope we'll find.

Praising, hands folded, with blessings we confess,

Jesus Christ, King of Kings, our hearts' eternal quest.

[Bridge]

Candy canes and chocolate, every sweet delight,

Raise our voices, two wings soaring in the night.

Giving peace, granting wishes, with spirits bright,

Gifts of love, freedom's song takes flight.

[Chorus]

Merry Christmas, Someday, every heart will be aligned,

With love abounding, everlasting hope we'll find.

Praising, hands folded, with blessings we confess,

Jesus Christ, King of Kings, our hearts' eternal quest.

[Finale]

" Peace 2 All Praise 2 God " ( Finger Tips)

[ Verse ]

Sleigh bells ring, softly whispering,
In the lane, snow shines, glistening bright.

It's such a beautiful sight,
As we embrace the night,
We're walking through this Winter's magic light.

[Chorus]

Walkin' in a country winter wonderland,

Hand in hand, we make our stand.

In this snowy realm so grand,
Together, in unity, we stand.

[Verse]

The bluebird's gone, a new song begins,
With melodies echoing through the wintry winds.

He sings a love song, guiding us along,
In this wonderland where we belong.

[Chorus]

Walkin' in a country winter wonderland,

Dreams that warm, and plans unplanned.

With every step on snowy land,
Together, we thrive, hand in hand.

[Bridge]

In the meadow, we build our dreams with snow,

Parson Brown smiles as he watches us grow.

Though noses chill and fireside dreams unfurl,

We face the cold, our hearts a-whirl.

[Chorus]

Walkin' in a country winter wonderland,

Each moment shared, each step so grand.

In this snowy realm so grand,
Together, in unity, we stand.

[Finale]

( Live Version )




" Walkin In a Country Winter Wonderland " ( where we belong  ) [ live version  ]







" Old School Memories "
( All I Want For Christmas )

LYRICS

[Verse]

The little drummer boy beats in the snow,

Jingle bell rock underneath mistletoe.

Frosty the snowman won't melt away,

With you by my side, what a sight today.

[Chorus]

All I want for Christmas is old school memories,

Singing "Merry Xmas Everyone" with ease.

It's the most wonderful time of the year,

Your laughter, oh dear, echoes in my ear.

[Verse]

Rudolph's guiding us through night's embrace,

Feliz Navidad, bringing joy to our space.

Santa baby brought us through the haze,

Let it snow in love's gentle gaze.

[Chorus]

All I want for Christmas is old school memories,

Singing "White Christmas" beneath snow-laden trees.

It's the most wonderful time of the year,

Sharing moments that always feel so near.

[Bridge]

Rockin' 'round the tree, with hearts so bright,

Listening to blessed music through the night.

Jesus gave us love everlasting, true,

On this Christmas day, in everything we do.

[Chorus]

All I want for Christmas is old school memories,

Playing "Happy Birthday Jesus" with keys.

It's the most wonderful time of the year,

With you, my dear, my Christmas cheer.

[Finale]




" Old School Memories " ( All I Want For Christmas )

" All I Want For Christmas "

LYRICS

[Verse]

The little drummer boy beats in the snow,
Jingle bell rock underneath mistletoe.

Frost,  the snowman won't melt away,
With you by my side, what a sight today.

[Chorus]

All I want for Christmas is old school memories,
Singing "Merry Xmas Everyone" with ease.

It's the most wonderful time of the year,
Your laughter, oh dear, echoes in my ear.

[Verse]

Rudolph's guiding us through night's embrace,
Feliz Navidad, bringing joy to our space.

Santa baby brought us through the haze,
Let it snow in love's gentle gaze.

[Chorus]

All I want for Christmas is old school memories,
Singing "White Christmas" beneath snow-laden trees.

It's the most wonderful time of the year,
Sharing moments that always feel so near.

[Bridge]

Rockin' 'round the tree, with hearts so bright,
Listening to blessed music through the night.

Jesus gave us love everlasting, true,
On this Christmas day, in everything we do.

[Chorus]

All I want for Christmas is old school memories,
Playing "Happy Birthday Jesus" with keys.

It's the most wonderful time of the year,
With you, my dear, my Christmas cheer.

[Finale]




" All I Want For Christmas " ( Singing Merry Christmas )

"Frostys Own Snowman"  ( Let's RUN n PLAY )

" Frosty's Own Snow Adventure " ( catch me if you can )

" Frosty's Own Snowman " ( catch me if you can  )

Let's " MAKE FAITH GREAT AGAIN 
by the BIBLE "
MEMORIES OF CHRISTMAS 

LYRICS

[Verse]

On this Merry Christmas day,
We find joy in every way.
Frosty's adventure, oh what a sight,

Under mistletoe, soft and warm tonight.

[Chorus]

Let's MAKE FAITH GREAT AGAIN, by the BIBLE,,,,
In the glow of the season's flame.
......
Through snow-covered roads, we travel,
With grateful hearts, we praise Your name.
......

[Verse]

Let's be Rudolph on a frosty cold night,
Decorating trees, lights shining ohhhhh sooo bright.

Puttin' on our snow boots secure n warm n tight,
Together, we embrace the winter's celebration of Christmas light.

[Chorus]

Let's MAKE FAITH GREAT AGAIN by the BIBLE,,,
In the glow of the season's flame.
.....
Through snow-covered roads, we travel,
.....
With grateful hearts, we praise Your name.
.....

[Bridge]

Carols sung with love so sincere,
Memories made, so full of cheer.

Beside the fire's crackling glow,
In the kitchen, scents of fixins flow.

[Chorus]

Let's MAKE FAITH GREAT AGAIN by the BIBLE,
In the glow of the season's flame.
.....
Through snow-covered roads, we travel,
.....
With grateful hearts, we praise Urrrrrr name,,,
- - - -
LETS PRAY
........

Dear Gracious n loving God above
Help us realize n rejoice in this holiday season.,,,,,

Dear savior, let's MAKE FAITH GREAT AGAIN,,, greater everyday,,,,
(( GREATER EVERYDAY,,,,))
......
(( GREATER EVERYDAY,,,,))
......sigh......

Making us healthier,,,, 2,,,,,as well
We will be vigilant this Christmas praised season,,,, 
in remembering the reasoning of this special day..
Thank you from one n all,,,
Around our town,,
Around the world,,
Around the tree,,
In our hearts,,
Thank you

ohhhhhhh ooooooo

[Finale]




Let's " MAKE FAITH GREAT AGAIN "  by the BIBLE Merry Christmas All

Twas The Night BEFORE Xmas
Cookie  Crumbs.....

____________________

'Twas Christmas Eve, the air was still,  
Cookie crumbs lingered on the window-sill.  
Stockings lay full, yet no one seemed to care,  
In hopes St. Nicholas might leave a share.  

[Chorus]  

Oh, dear TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS COOKIE CRUMBS WERE FOUND,  

Magic in the air, mysteries profound.  

In the quiet night, dreams fly,  
With a little bit of hope reaching the sky.  

[Verse]  

Children asleep, dreaming sweet sugar dreams,  

Santa in the fridge, or so it seems.
  
Phones in hand, we laughed at the sight,  

Hungry reindeer, prowling through the night.  

[Chorus]  

Oh, dear TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS COOKIE CRUMBS WERE FOUND,  

Magic in the air, mysteries profound.  

In the quiet night, dreams fly,  
With a little bit of hope reaching the sky.  

[Bridge]  

On snowy roofs, I heard such a clatter,  

Ran to the window, nothing else mattered.  

Moonlight gleamed on the wonder outside,  

A sleigh with reindeer, I felt such pride.  

[Chorus]  

Oh, dear TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS COOKIE CRUMBS WERE FOUND,  

Magic in the air, mysteries profoooooooo-und.  

In the quiet night, dreams fly,  
With a little bit of hope reaching the sky.  

-----WOAH WHAT ? -----
( rap voice )

"Now, DASHER! now, DANCER! now, PRANCER and VIXEN!
On, COMET! on CUPID! on, DONNER and BLITZEN!

To the top of the porch! to the top of the wall!
Now dash away! dash away! dash away all!"
( interlude )

As dry leaves that before the wild hurricane fly,
When they meet with an obstacle, mount to the sky,

So up to the house-top the coursers they flew,
With the sleigh full of toys and 
St. Nicholas, too.

And then, in a twinkling, I heard on the roof
The prancing and pawing of each little hoof.

As I drew in my head and was turning around,
Down the chimney St. Nicholas came with a bound.

( Rap )

He was dressed all in red from his head to his boots,

And his clothes were all covered with " Trump for President "taaaboot,
A bundle he had flung on back of the sleigh, 
_______________________________
I wasn't gonna chase him AWAY..

OHHH, NO WAY I VOTED TOO !


"HEY DASHER! DANCER! PRANCER, VIXEN! COMET!  CUPID! DONNER BLITZEN!
COME SIT ON the porch! 

COME HAVE A BEER U CHEERFUL OLE,,    ,       ,    MAN,,

DONT GO away! DONT dash away! DONT GO away AT  all!"

WE GOT ALOT IN COMMEN , 
MERRY CHRISTMAS 

LETS POP A TOP AND HAVE A SHOT, AMERICA'S BACK,,
AND A PRAYER TO ALL......

______________________

quiet????
ding dong ,,,,,,,, ding dong ,,   

( door opens ,,,,,,,,, in shock )

"HEY DASHER! DANCER! PRANCER, VIXEN! COMET!  CUPID! DONNER BLITZEN!
COME SIT ON the porch! 

COME HAVE A BEER U CHEERFUL OLE,,    ,   -----    ,    MAN,,

DONT GO away! DONT dash away! DONT GO away AT  all!"

WE GOT ALOT IN COMMEN , 
MERRY CHRISTMAS 

LETS POP A TOP AND HAVE A SHOT, AMERICA'S BACK,,
AND A PRAYER TO ALL......


FINAL !!!°!!!!

( laughin laughin )

Twas The Night BEFORE ? Xmas-Cookie Crumbs

Chance Alan countryboy at Heart Singer and Songwriter debutes his  Redneck Rock n’ Roll with real country fun. 

From his rodeo, bull riding, days, and horse sanctuary in Montana mountains prove he is country strong. 
Chance grew up on a border town in rural Iowa. Nebraska n Iowa border his family roots run deep. 

Keeping to his small town Christian beliefs, redneck rules, and country manners, he’s still keeping humble at heart. 

Chance Alan reaches deep inside his spiritual beliefs on giving a hand up… not just a hand out.

From ‘Two Wings and a Prayer’ to ‘Holler-Back Give Back’ no one has to look ‘Somewhere Else.’ 

He emulates these two 
principals in his latest release 
'No Matter What.' 
and 'Love For God n Country.'

If you want to know Chance Alan’s true spirit, ask him to come to your Backwoods P.A.R.T.Y. ! 

He always believes that every night is a Friday night. 
Chance has always said, 
“There’s nothing wrong with getting a little over or under 
'Hell-Bent n’ Sideways.' Right?

'The Good Times R Killin’ Me'…it’s not a bad way to go!” 
he has said during his life.

How can Chance Alan be anything but honest and the “Beautiful Incredible” self he emulates every day and on your playlist.

Born June 13th, 1962, has been around country music since he was 7 years old.

influenced by the likes of Johnny Cash, George Jones, Wallon n Willy n the Boys, to Keith Whitley, the King George Straight,  Alan Jackson, Toby Kieth, Keith Urban, Rascal Flatts, Oak Ride Boys, and Garth Brooks, Mindy McCreedy, Sara Evans, Trisha Yearwood,  Reba, and many more of the past.
New Country Redneck Blood, Like Lainie Wilson,  Carrie Underwood,  groups like, Little big Town, Florida Georgia Line, Rascal Flatts, Brooks n Dunn, Eric Church, ( The Chief ), Sugar Land, and many many more.
Especially Jerry Reed, Oak Ridge Boys, Cowboy Crush, Jason Aldean, Tim McGraw, Faith Hill, Alan Jackson, Chris Stapleton, too too many to list.

influenced by the past, but able to teach him or an old dog new tricks to the industry. 

Set back n enjoy the songs:

" Ride 4 Another Kinda Country  "
( Keep on Keepin' UP)
coming soon

" You Ain't Nuttin If U Ain't Country  "
( but I'll make an excuse 4 U "
coming soon

" Did U Leave Sumptin Sumptin "
( at my doorstep )
coming soon 

" I would Totally Shave "
( My Legs 4 U )
coming soon 

" If It Wasn't For Country Music  "
( U'de be Watchin My tailgate go )
coming soon 

" True That Shitz "
( To Shallow to Give  Fugg )
coming soon 

" ITS OK I FORGAVE U "
( THE MINUTE I DROVE AWAY )
coming soon 

" As A Matter A Fact  "
( I ain't comin back )
coming soon 

" Country's In Ur Bones "
( We've got U Covered don't Worry )
coming soon 

"If Ya Could'a Should'a Would'ya"
( Hurry-up I Got Somewhere 2 B)
coming soon 

" Neon, Guitars, Beers, n Shots "
( Homes Where Make-It Right ? )
coming soon 

" Let Me Buy U A Beer "
( Anything Else Just A.S.K. )
coming soon 

" Ain't Nothin But A Country Thang "
( Ready-Now True-story Go Go )
coming soon 

" Hay-Lofts Swim-Suits & Beers "
( ASS-KICK-KIN BLANKET RUMBLES )
coming soon

" Bonfires Tellin Lies Half Truths "
( Making Shitz-Up Bout-Me n U )
coming soon 

" Ur Bout To Be Told Got That "
( Tellin U Once, And For All )
coming soon 

" Hell-Bent n Sideways "

Chance Alan Country Music

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