VERSE 1:

If you wake one day an', 
	you don't know what you're sayin'
you might have the animal flu

If you try and say 'HI!',
	but it comes out 'MOOOO',
 you might have the animal flu.

When you try and answer back'
	but all you hear is 'QUACK! QUACK!'
WELL DUCKS ARE ANIMALS, TOO!

I've got a sneaky suspicion,
	you've got that condition-
The doctors call 'The Animal Flu'!

Bridge: 
It's an awful diagnosis
cow-chicken-turkey-osis
Now let me hear that animal flu.

Chorus:
Ah-oooooooooo (bok bok)
Ah-oooooooooo (gobble, gobble)
Ah-oooooooooo (bark, bark)
Ah-oooooooooo (oink, oink)

(etc.)

VERSE 2:

SO if your trying to talk,
	but all ya' hear is 'BOK! BOK!'
Whadya' call it ? THE ANIMAL FLU!

Your walk starts to wobble,
	you hear a 'GOBBLE! GOBBLE!'
YEP, that's the  animal flu.

When you switch off the light,
 	to sleep for the night,
and you start to howl at the moon (Ah-oooo!)

Mom and Dad have the prescription,
	they keep it in the kitchen...
the cure for the animal flu.


Animal Flu (final mix)

I'm In Love? (live@the SOAPBOX)-The Blessed

1 - Artifice

2 - When We Have Words

3 - A Day At The Races

Vvn 2 - Side A

CASSETTE 1 SIDE A

CASSETTE 1 SIDE B

a song I recorded on cassette four track with one guitar, a phaser pedal, and a keyboard. probably 1999. for a local Greenville,NC zine/comp , A FLAVOR INDEX FOR ASBESTOS DERELICTS.

f(x)

Another dream song fragment. This one is a little weird. Had this dream I'd written a movie about bugs on the attack (ala 'Them)'. Some high school dropout, Laura Flynn Boyle look-a-like my friend Brad knew had been recruited to help with the CGI special effects. Anyways, at some point she locks the door on the studio booth we're working in to play me a song on her computer that reminds her of (or is, it's a dream after all) Lee Hazlewood, all while looking at me in that "I'm gong to eat you", infatuated kind of way. 
The lyrics go like this:
"I'm gonna pare you down and kill you
to keep you by my side
I'm gonna pare you down and kill you
to keep me satisfied
I'm gonna pare you down."

Then I woke up. With this fully formed psycho-country song fragment in my head. Second time this has ever happened to me. It's even in the same key I heard it in during the dream, again. My brain is trying to make me crazy.

Chance Killpack