Notes…

Yet another discussion of Noah, History's First Regretful Boat Owner 

The World Cup gives D.C. what it really craves: sports disappointment

The petrochemical state of the SEC West, including one school we think might burn chickens for heat

LeBron James, French Toast Hercules

Let's assume LIV Football will be a thing and figure out who's joining up, when, and why, and what the NCAA will do in response (it's nothing, absolutely nothing)

Shale Varsity, or How To Get Stupid Rich And Still Finish .500

ESPN reporter extraordinaire Don Van Natta Jr. joins Spencer and Holly to tell the epic tale of how Mark Davis, the man once described by an NFL source as "a boob," somehow outflanked casino magnate Sheldon Adelson on the way to moving the Raiders from Oakland to Las Vegas.

Secret Podcast: How Mark Davis Somehow Won and Moved the Raiders w/Don Van Natta, Jr.

SHOW NOTES

Folks it’s our international episode

Among the international aspects of this college football podcast: civil awards. Beachfront monkey attacks. Baseball injuries throughout history. American-Italian football celebrations. And more ???


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False Flag At Monkey Beach

SHOW NOTES

Ryan is nude, again

Which hosts gain and lose items of clothing in their sleep? The answer may surprise you!

Also starring the sublime sounds of Petey Pablo PM

Spencer is alarmingly easy to pickpocket

"Who brought a porcupine to the petting zoo?"

Introducing Predator Parent Magazine

Bringing TRUE Hollywood star power to Rasslemania 2023


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2023 Wrestlemania Preview and Parenting Episode [feat. Gwyneth Paltrow]

SHOW NOTES

Introducing the Mamas' Buttz family of businesses

Deciphering the locations of the World's Strongest Man competition

Introducing hilljack chatbot HollerGPT

Surber has some things on his heart to unburden in the direction of Russell Wilson

Spencer's emotional history of golf

"You know what's NOT cool? Vaping."

Have you ever heard about the Washington Football counterfeit ballpark peanuts scandal? You're about to!


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The "Let Kids Smoke" Episode feat. Emir Dan Snyder

SHOW NOTES

Spencer is pranked, with unexpected results

Which hosts have been kicked out of a go-kart track?

The Chris Berman/Strega Nona collab we’ve been waiting for

A brief history of Ball

A game! Who’s got the most corrupt mega boosters hiding in their walls?

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Corruption Uncovered In One Specific Division Of The Big Ten

SHOW NOTES

The gang assembles in front of the Shutdown Fullboard with erudite guest Charles “Ugarles” Star to do what we all do best: Thoroughly researched X&O breakdowns

Breakdowns of what? Mind your own business

Speaking of minding your own business: An appreciative Zaprudering of strength and conditioning levels on display during the recent bout of Montgomery Pontoon Fugue

A brief and uneventful visit to Ron Desantis’s WikiFeet page

Big podcast business week! Introducing Shutdown Fullbooks, Buried Treasure, and We’re Not All Like This

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2023 Preseason College Football Schematic Special

SHOW NOTES

Jason’s Epcot citizenship is revealed

How to celebrate Jim Harbaugh during his forthcoming suspension

News about the Fullcast After Dark! Find out where and when it will be! Eventually!

Genuinely exciting breaking news out of South Carolina

YOUR bold predictions take center stage as we sail into Week 0

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BOLD PREDICTIONS for the 2023 College Football Season

SHOW NOTES
- Cap'n Surber, our intrepid producer and Actual Clemson Enthusiast, has some things on his heart!
- The return of "Duke Football? HELL YES, Duke Football!" for any and all possible meanings of "Duke Football"
- A genuinely educational segment on new NCAA clock rule changes that sends Jason to the precipice of an emotional abyss
- A genuine appeal to let the rankings breathe a little
- Michigan's main character syndrome
- Which host is a font of Gilmore Girls lore? The answer may surprise you!
- Let's look at Week 2, and imagine the stakes-based horrors to come!
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The Lord Has Muted Clemson

NOTES

Mack vs. Mario! Swim, Mario!

Notre Dame’s potluck force punch

HEADLINE: Pitt Put In Pittastrophe

Oregon-Washington celebrates vibes-based analytics

Nice things about Rutgers

Bama and A&M both tried their darndest to lose. In this, A&M was better

NBC’s juiceless, joyless Notre Dame broadcasts

A seismic update from the top of FCS ball

A formal transfer of stereotype from Penn State to Miami

This week in CFB ads: fungal flush and free speech!

Graham Mertz’s assassin turn

The newfound joys of CW football

Scott Satterfield cosplays

The crew and comment section adopt a series of new aliases as totally plausible NFL owners

We're not the Associated Press, contrary to popular perception, but we would rank the JMU Dukes, personally

Announcing an exciting new top secret Mandela Effect game that YOU can play along at home

The return of Midwestern Voices

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FULLCAST AFTER DARK - WEEK 7 COLLEGE FOOTBALL RECAP: The Dogcast feat. Carl Panthers

SHOW NOTES

A sponsorship update

Dispatch from our Rutgers correspondent, with theme music by Spencer

New bowl announced, by us

Dave Doeren, timelord

Ryan presents the tale of the Connecticut Lasagna Bear

Psyop advice for Jimbo Fisher

Deion to the NFL???

Week 8 schedule preview! Who has been more obviously coddled to date, Ohio State or Penn State?

Would you rather have coach buyout money or whole-team NIL money?

Gauging the blood thirst of Michigan

ACC title rematch time! #hellyesDukeFootball

Play along at home as the crew attempts to guess the surprise snakebite capital of America

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The Rutgers Episode / Week 8 College Football Preview

SHOW NOTES

The longest cold open in Fullcast history

Dabo does his very best Julia Sugarbaker, which isn’t as good as Holly’s Julia Sugarbaker, but we’re sure he tried his best

For a rich guy Dabo sure is sensitive about money!

Let’s find some other 53-year-olds, for scientific comparison

Okay so who CAN we rely on, looking at the back third of the schedule

Let’s check in with Michigan, having another normal one

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Dabo and Devil’s Night: A Rich Text

<ul><li>Spencer isn't the first one to do a terrible British accent this week</li><li>Dee-yawn?</li><li>Eat shit, Ron</li><li>SCHEDULE PEEPIN' TIME</li><li>Who said it: "In August, every team is September Maryland"</li><li>This week's theme song arranged and performed by Wes Hunt</li><li>On sale now: tickets for our show at Furnace Fest in Birmingham! <a target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="https://www.seetickets.us/event/shutdown-fullcast-live/603983">https://www.seetickets.us/event/shutdown-fullcast-live/603983</a></li><li>Jason's book stuff, other stuff, and college football stuff in a free newsletter: <a target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="https://www.jasonkirk.fyi">https://www.jasonkirk.fyi</a></li><li>Find Holly and Spencer writing and chirping at <a target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="http://channel-6.ghost.io">channel-6.ghost.io</a></li><li>Listen to Ryan's other, less harrowing podcasts, We're Not All Like This and Buried Treasure, and check out his new project at <a target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="http://assigned.substack.com">assigned.substack.com</a></li><li>Purchase only the finest Fullcast gear at sunny <a target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="http://preownedairboats.com">preownedairboats.com</a></li></ul>

Oasis Reunion Tour Set List Preview Winamp

SHOW NOTES<ul><li>Berkeley leftist Hugh Freeze: too extreme for America</li><li>What's your favorite Notre Dame pants-pooping?</li><li>Arkansas' thrilling comeback against Arkansas</li><li>Michigan! Colorado! El Assico! Top-10 teams desperate to lose! And more!</li><li>Annual refresher on Blood Week rules</li><li>Spencer's weekly disgusting 1 a.m. ET concoction</li><li>Fullcast After Dark theme song arranged and performed by Corey Cunningham</li><li>On sale now: tickets for our show at Furnace Fest in Birmingham! <a target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="https://www.seetickets.us/event/shutdown-fullcast-live/603983">https://www.seetickets.us/event/shutdown-fullcast-live/603983</a></li><li>Jason's CFB Watch Grid and other stuff available for free at <a target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="https://www.jasonkirk.fyi/">https://www.jasonkirk.fyi/</a></li><li>Find Holly and Spencer writing and chirping at <a target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="http://channel-6.ghost.io">channel-6.ghost.io</a></li><li>Listen to Ryan's other, less harrowing podcast, We're Not All Like This and check out his new project at <a target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="http://assigned.substack.com">assigned.substack.com</a> </li><li>Purchase only the finest Fullcast gear at sunny <a target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="http://preownedairboats.com">preownedairboats.com</a></li></ul>

Fullcast After Dark: Notre Dame losses, remembered

SHOW NOTES<ul><li>An ACC conspiracy, sure, that sounds plausible </li><li>Ryan Williams is a creation of Wētā Workshop </li><li>Edging warily into Good Rutgers Watch</li><li>An auspicious day for Wildcats of several sorts</li><li>Auburn losing a conference game isn’t news, but it’s nice to think about so we put it in here</li><li>Turns out UNLV is fine</li><li>Manny Diaz repays a debt</li><li>Ashton Jeanty is about halfway to Jupiter by now, with your football</li><li>UAB’s big dumb hire continues to pan out bigly and dumbly </li><li>Fullcast After Dark theme song arranged and performed by Corey Cunningham</li><li>A few tickets still remaining for our 10/3 show at Furnace Fest in Birmingham: <a target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="https://www.seetickets.us/event/shutdown-fullcast-live/603983">https://www.seetickets.us/event/shutdown-fullcast-live/603983</a></li><li>Jason's free CFB Watch Grid newsletter and other stuff: <a target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="https://www.jasonkirk.fyi/">https://www.jasonkirk.fyi/</a></li><li>Spencer and Holly bring you two things a week at <a target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="http://channel-6.ghost.io">channel-6.ghost.io</a></li><li>Listen to Ryan's other, less harrowing podcast, We're Not All Like This and check out his new project at <a target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="http://assigned.substack.com">assigned.substack.com</a></li><li>Purchase only the finest Fullcast merchandise at sunny <a target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="http://preownedairboats.com">preownedairboats.com</a></li></ul>

Fullcast After Dark: You Can Start To Dread Playing Alabama Again

<ul><li>An update on the CUM Bowl's Sapphic Jugs Trophy (sp?)</li><li>In postseason terms, we're back where we always were (derogatory)</li><li>Holly visits the AggieVerse</li><li>Let's go down a Gophers hole</li><li>A brief detour into another podcast</li><li>Purdue gets Cignetti-Croomed</li><li>The games of conference championship weekend, previewed in loving detail</li><li>Fullcast theme song arranged and performed by Corey Cunningham</li><li>Jump in on friend of the program Treblaw's annual One Simple Wish toy drive here: <a target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="https://www.onesimplewish.org/giving/megwalbert">https://www.onesimplewish.org/giving/megwalbert</a></li><li>Tickets for the Tuscaloosa Get Up 3 are on sale now: <a target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="https://ci.ovationtix.com/36768/production/1216165">https://ci.ovationtix.com/36768/production/1216165</a></li><li>Listen to Ryan's other, less harrowing show, We're Not All Like This, and check out his new narrative podcast with Steven Godfrey, Who Killed College Football? <a target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="https://www.wkcfb.com/">https://www.wkcfb.com/</a></li><li>Check out Jason's free CFB Watch Grid newsletter and other work: <a target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="https://www.jasonkirk.fyi/">https://www.jasonkirk.fyi/</a></li><li>Find Holly and Spencer writing and chirping at <a target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="https://channel-6.ghost.io/">https://channel-6.ghost.io/</a></li><li>Purchase only the finest Fullcast gear at sunny <a target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="https://preownedairboats.com/">https://preownedairboats.com/</a></li></ul>

Championship Week: The Heffelfinger Dynasty

<ul><li>The title game is still going on when this episode begins. It is over when the episode ends. Relive the final 13 minutes and 54 seconds with us!</li><li>This isn't as entertaining as the time we popped in live during that one Bama-Clemson title game. You know the one, where Bama used their kicker as a lead blocker on 4th and 6. Also, Clemson was lined up in a FG-safe alignment five yards off the line of scrimmage because it was 4th and 6. So as soon as the kicker bailed on his usual thing (immediately), Nyles Pinckney (a freshman!) put Mac Jones on the ground before he’d even fully started to run from his kneeling position. You remember. Anyway, nothing half so interesting happens here, but we do get a live doink reaction, and also capture the instant emotion of watching a team in a high-pressure situation try and single-cover Jeremiah Smith.</li><li>Welp, time to go job hunting with Ryan Day!</li><li>Tracking Ohio State superfans through the stadium</li><li>A detailed discussion of what happens to various bodily fluids applied to field turf</li><li>Checking in with an old friend online (it's Sean Connery)</li><li>A structural examination of Puddles, which is the name of Oregon's mascot</li><li>The least family-friendly Milton Berle moment ever seen on this show</li><li>Steven Spielberg movies, ranked</li><li>Career advice for Jack Sawyer</li><li>Will Howard drop the skincare regimen pls, Gotham must know</li><li>Let's look back at our playoff picks!</li><li>Setting the agenda for the next six to eight years of Florida State jokes</li><li>Do you agree??</li><li>Fullcast After Dark theme song arranged and performed by Corey Cunningham</li><li>Listen to Ryan's other, less harrowing show, We're Not All Like This, and check out his new narrative podcast with Steven Godfrey, Who Killed College Football? <a target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="https://www.wkcfb.com/">https://www.wkcfb.com/</a></li><li>Check out Jason's free CFB Watch Grid newsletter and other work: <a target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="https://www.jasonkirk.fyi/">https://www.jasonkirk.fyi/</a></li><li>Find Holly and Spencer writing and chirping at <a target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="https://channel-6.ghost.io/">https://channel-6.ghost.io/</a></li><li>Purchase only the finest Fullcast gear at sunny <a target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="https://preownedairboats.com/">https://preownedairboats.com/</a></li></ul>

FULLCAST AFTER DARK: CLASS SOLIDARITY OF THE MOST TENUOUS SORT TO OHIO STATE UNIVERSITY

<ul><li>It's possible we had other plans for this episode. Those plans went out the window in the first minute after Ryan asked Spencer, Holly, and Surber why they loved Dale Earnhardt</li><li>Pluto is still a planet</li><li>Fullcast After Dark theme song arranged and performed by Caleb Curtis</li><li>Check out Surber’s band Killer Antz: <a target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="https://linktr.ee/killerantz">https://linktr.ee/killerantz</a></li><li>Listen to Ryan's other, less harrowing show, We're Not All Like This, and check out his new narrative podcast with Steven Godfrey, Who Killed College Football? <a target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="https://www.wkcfb.com/">https://www.wkcfb.com/</a></li><li>Check out Jason's free CFB Watch Grid newsletter and other work: <a target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="https://www.jasonkirk.fyi/">https://www.jasonkirk.fyi/</a></li><li>DID YOU KNOW: Holly and Spencer write a year-round newsletter, featuring football and also unfootball things, at <a target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="https://channel-6.ghost.io/">https://channel-6.ghost.io/</a></li><li>Purchase only the finest Fullcast gear at sunny <a target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="https://preownedairboats.com/">https://preownedairboats.com/</a></li></ul>

The Dale Episode

<ul><li>Recorded October 2024 at Furnace Fest</li><li>Our loudest WWWWWWWWWWELCOME ever</li><li>Closing pitcher Gasolina Shark</li><li>Anatomically correct UGA band formation</li><li>Yes, Michigan-Ohio State has always been like this</li><li>Rock Jam Cock/Christ Fest</li><li>I gotta save my family’s bass clarinet farm</li><li>The rap song you should never play in Philly</li><li>Country Roads circle pit </li><li>Check out Surber’s band, Killer Antz: <a target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="https://linktr.ee/killerantz">https://linktr.ee/killerantz</a></li><li>Listen to Ryan's other, less harrowing show, We're Not All Like This, and check out his new narrative podcast with Steven Godfrey, Who Killed College Football? <a target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="https://www.wkcfb.com/">https://www.wkcfb.com/</a></li><li>DID YOU KNOW: Holly and Spencer write a year-round newsletter, featuring football and also unfootball things, at <a target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="https://channel-6.ghost.io/">https://channel-6.ghost.io/</a></li><li>All Fullcast merch purchased in March will benefit Trans Lifeline, the Transgender Law Center, and Point of Pride <a target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="https://preownedairboats.com/">https://preownedairboats.com/</a></li><li>Same goes for all sales in March of Jason's novel <a target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="https://www.jasonkirk.fyi/p/novel">https://www.jasonkirk.fyi/p/novel</a></li><li>We're not really on Twitter any more. Find us at <a target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="http://shutdownfullcast.bsky.social">shutdownfullcast.bsky.social</a></li></ul>

MUSIC DISASTERS: Live in Birmingham

<ul><li>Holly contemplates some recreational tree surgery</li><li>Meet a new Lady Uncle</li><li>Major League Baseball injury report</li><li>Requisitioning elements of other sports to build a better or at least more interesting form of college football</li><li>Merch Madness totals announced and new PTKU initiative unveiled!</li><li>The 2025 Charity Bowl begins on April 14</li><li>Fullcast theme song arranged and performed by Nick Kivi</li><li>Check out Surber’s band, Killer Antz: <a target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="https://linktr.ee/killerantz">https://linktr.ee/killerantz</a></li><li>Listen to Ryan's other, less harrowing show, We're Not All Like This, and check out his new narrative podcast with Steven Godfrey, Who Killed College Football? <a target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="https://www.wkcfb.com/">https://www.wkcfb.com/</a></li><li>Check out Jason's free CFB Watch Grid newsletter and other work: <a target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="https://www.jasonkirk.fyi/">https://www.jasonkirk.fyi/</a></li><li>DID YOU KNOW: Holly and Spencer write a year-round newsletter, featuring football and also unfootball things, at <a target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="https://channel-6.ghost.io/">https://channel-6.ghost.io/</a></li></ul>

Welcome To Chainsaw Season: Demo Day For College Football

<ul><li>A review of Week 0, the college football soft open</li><li>Today we learned we're on the IMDB trivia page for Terry Boatass</li><li>Ryan has a (non-lethal! Probably) game</li><li>If you were wondering how After Dark is going to work this season, that information is now available to you</li><li>Let's work up a nice hate-on for the Week 1 schedule, shall we</li><li>Which team earns the distinction of "Hot Marshall"?</li><li>Which player does Surber not trust because he has "butthole eyes"?</li><li>Now through September 30, 100% of proceeds from <a target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="https://preownedairboats.com/collections/ptku">PTKU merch</a> will be donated to <a target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="https://www.midsouthtransnation.org/">Mid-South Trans Nation</a>. Visit <a target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="http://preownedairboats.com">preownedairboats.com</a> to find the finest Blue Sharks gear and other Fullcast-related items</li><li>Fullcast theme song arranged and performed by Trey McClure</li><li>Subscribe to <a target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="https://www.patreon.com/shutdownfullcast">our new $4 Patreon</a> for more Fullcast stuff big and small, including After Dark episodes each CFB weekend</li><li>Check out Surber’s band, <a target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="https://linktr.ee/killerantz">Killer Antz</a> and his new show, <a target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="https://rss.com/podcasts/podcasterino-pod1/">Podcasterino</a></li><li>Listen to <a target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="https://falconscottproductions.com/">Phantom Island</a>, Ryan’s new show with Godfrey, which is not a college football show because another simply cannot exist</li><li>Check out Jason's critically praised novel <a target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="https://www.jasonkirk.fyi/">and other work</a></li><li>DID YOU KNOW: Holly and Spencer write Channel 6, their own <a target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="https://channel-6.ghost.io/">year-round newsletter</a>, mostly about football until it's not</li><li>Visit <a target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="https://www.homefieldapparel.com/">HOMEFIELDAPPAREL DOT COM</a> for all your comfy vintage oh-fficially licensed collegiate apparel needs</li></ul>

Week 1: Butthole Eyes & Hot Marshall

<ul><li>Not a lot to talk about following Week 1 but we’ll try our best</li><li>Now through September 30, 100% of proceeds from <a target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="https://preownedairboats.com/collections/ptku">PTKU merch</a> will be donated to <a target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="https://www.midsouthtransnation.org/">Mid-South Trans Nation</a>. Visit <a target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="http://preownedairboats.com">preownedairboats.com</a> to find the finest Blue Sharks gear and other Fullcast-related items</li><li>This episode was produced by Michael Ray Surber</li><li>Fullcast theme song arranged and performed by Corey Cunningham</li><li>Subscribe to <a target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="https://www.patreon.com/shutdownfullcast">our new $4 Patreon</a> for more Fullcast stuff big and small, including After Dark episodes each CFB weekend</li><li>Check out Surber’s band, <a target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="https://linktr.ee/killerantz">Killer Antz</a> and his new show, <a target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="https://rss.com/podcasts/podcasterino-pod1/">Podcasterino</a></li><li>Listen to <a target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="https://falconscottproductions.com/">Phantom Island</a>, Ryan’s new show with Godfrey, which is not a college football show because another simply cannot exist</li><li>Check out Jason's critically praised novel <a target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="https://www.jasonkirk.fyi/">and other work</a></li><li>DID YOU KNOW: Spencer also writes Channel 6, his own <a target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="https://channel-6.ghost.io/">year-round newsletter</a>, which is mostly about football unless it's not</li><li>Visit <a target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="https://www.homefieldapparel.com/">HOMEFIELDAPPAREL DOT COM</a> for all your comfy vintage oh-fficially licensed collegiate apparel needs</li></ul>

OLD MAN COACH HARD

<ul><li>Week 2 of the college football season approaches. With at least ten games yet to be played for all teams, it’s time to decide which coaches are going to be fired. </li><li>Now through September 30, 100% of proceeds from <a target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="https://preownedairboats.com/collections/ptku">PTKU merch</a> will be donated to <a target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="https://www.midsouthtransnation.org/">Mid-South Trans Nation</a>. Visit <a target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="http://preownedairboats.com">preownedairboats.com</a> to find the finest Blue Sharks gear and other Fullcast-related items</li><li>This episode was produced by Michael Ray Surber</li><li>Fullcast theme song arranged and performed by Trey McClure</li><li>Subscribe to <a target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="https://www.patreon.com/shutdownfullcast">our new $4 Patreon</a> for more Fullcast stuff big and small, including After Dark episodes each CFB weekend</li><li>Check out Surber’s band, <a target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="https://linktr.ee/killerantz">Killer Antz</a> and his new show, <a target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="https://rss.com/podcasts/podcasterino-pod1/">Podcasterino</a></li><li>Check out Jason's critically praised novel <a target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="https://www.jasonkirk.fyi/">and other work</a></li><li>DID YOU KNOW: Spencer writes Channel 6, a <a target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="https://channel-6.ghost.io/">year-round newsletter</a>, mostly about football until it's not</li></ul>

Let’s Draft Some Fired Coaches

<ul><li>Thrill to the sounds of our preshow meeting (we have those, usually accidentally), in which we try to decide whether USC or UCLA conducted their overnight midseason firing better</li><li>We are no better at identifying Clay Helton's face or age than we used to be, as it turns out</li><li>Lotta accents in this episode, we're gonna warn you right now</li><li>The cure for male loneliness, revealed</li><li>Here's the <a target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="https://www.nbcnews.com/news/amp/rcna231686">aquatic Disney heist photo</a> Ryan wants you to have</li><li>Folks, have you heard about this exploding Costco wine</li><li>Scotland Appreciation Time</li><li>The doink, re-envisioned</li><li>Coach firing draft update: Will Ecked be the new Croomed?</li><li>Accidental Clemson Appreciation Time</li><li>Which host introduces the concept of "Jon Gruden Pizza Sex Party"? The answer may surprise you!</li><li>The last 15 minutes are mostly about college football, promise</li><li>Now through September 30, 100% of proceeds from <a target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="https://preownedairboats.com/collections/ptku">PTKU merch</a> will be donated to <a target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="https://www.midsouthtransnation.org/">Mid-South Trans Nation</a>. Visit <a target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="http://preownedairboats.com">preownedairboats.com</a> to find the finest Blue Sharks gear and other Fullcast-related items</li><li>Subscribe to <a target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="https://www.patreon.com/shutdownfullcast">our new $4 Patreon</a> for more Fullcast stuff big and small, including After Dark episodes each CFB weekend</li><li>This episode produced by Michael Ray Surber</li><li>Fullcast theme song arranged and performed by Matt</li><li>Check out Surber’s band, <a target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="https://linktr.ee/killerantz">Killer Antz</a> and his new show, <a target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="https://rss.com/podcasts/podcasterino-pod1/">Podcasterino</a></li><li>Check out Jason's critically praised novel <a target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="https://www.jasonkirk.fyi/">and other work</a></li><li>DID YOU KNOW: Spencer writes Channel 6, a <a target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="https://channel-6.ghost.io/">year-round newsletter</a>, mostly about football until it's not</li></ul>

The Thomas Drown Affair / Ecks vs. Severance

<ul><li>Mike Gundy got fired on a Tuesday</li><li>Spencer explains the legalities of the Tulsa Tussle and other Oklahoma labor laws </li><li>How firing Mike Gundy is a lot like noodling </li><li>Jason solves the problem by throwing a grenade at it. (Which problem? All of them.) </li><li>Holly saves American transit and the ACC at the same time</li><li>The new SEC Schedule preserves Mississippi State/Alabama at all costs </li><li>Week five: Actually massive to the point of sensory overload. You'll live. </li><li>This episode produced by Michael Ray Surber</li><li>Fullcast theme by Corey Cunningham</li><li>Now through September 30, 100% of proceeds from <a target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="https://preownedairboats.com/collections/ptku">PTKU merch </a>will be donated to <a target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="https://www.midsouthtransnation.org/">Mid-South Trans Nation</a>. Visit <a target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="http://preownedairboats.com">preownedairboats.com</a> to find the finest Blue Sharks gear and other Fullcast-related items</li><li>Listen to<a target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="https://falconscottproductions.com/)"> Phantom Island</a>, Ryan’s new show with Godfrey, which is not a college football show because another simply cannot exist</li><li>Subscribe to <a target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="https://www.patreon.com/cw/ShutdownFullcast/home">our new $4 Patreon</a> for more Fullcast stuff big and small, including After Dark episodes each CFB weekend</li><li>Check out Surber’s band <a target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="https://linktr.ee/killerantz">Killer Antz</a>, and his new show, <a target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="https://rss.com/podcasts/podcasterino-pod1/">Podcasterino</a></li><li>Run and do not walk to read Jason's critically acclaimed novel <a target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="https://www.jasonkirk.fyi/">Hell Is A World Without You</a></li><li>DID YOU KNOW: Spencer writes Channel 6, <a target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="https://channel-6.ghost.io/">a year-round newsletter </a>mostly about football until it's not</li></ul>

SOLOMON GUNDY, FIRED ON A TUESDAY

<ul><li>Bobby's back, y'all (<a target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="https://www.patreon.com/posts/fullcast-lore-135811137">called it</a>)</li><li>It's the end of September, and it's time to crown the teams and players we are glorying in right now and will possibly forget all about before November</li><li>Looking ahead to the Week 6 college football schedule</li><li>Now through December 31, 100% of proceeds from all <a target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="https://preownedairboats.com/collections/ptku">PTKU merch</a> sales will be donated to <a target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="https://www.transohio.org/">Trans Ohio</a>. Visit <a target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="http://preownedairboats.com">preownedairboats.com</a> to purchase PTKU Blue Sharks gear and Fullcast gear</li><li>This episode produced by Michael Ray Surber</li><li>This episode's theme song arranged and performed by Bats</li><li>Subscribe to <a target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="https://www.patreon.com/shutdownfullcast">our new $4 Patreon</a> for more Fullcasts, including After Dark episodes each CFB weekend</li><li>DID YOU KNOW: Spencer writes Channel 6, a <a target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="https://channel-6.ghost.io/">year-round newsletter</a> that is mostly about football, until it's not</li><li>Before the world ends again, treat yourself to Jason's critically praised novel <a target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="https://www.jasonkirk.fyi/">and other work</a></li><li>Travel in your mind palace to <a target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="https://falconscottproductions.com/">Phantom Island</a>, Ryan’s new show with Steven Godfrey, which is not a college football show because another simply cannot exist</li><li>Check out Surber’s band <a target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="https://linktr.ee/killerantz">Killer Antz</a> and his new show <a target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="https://rss.com/podcasts/podcasterino-pod1/">Podcasterino</a></li><li>Visit <a target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="https://www.homefieldapparel.com/">HOMEFIELDAPPAREL DOT COM</a> for all your comfy vintage oh-fficially licensed collegiate apparel needs</li></ul>

Your 2025 September Heismen And HeisMarylands

<ul><li>!!! LIVE SHOW ANNOUNCEMENT !!! Homefield Apparel's Can't Miss Kickoff Tour Presented by Modelo is rumbling to Myrtle Beach, just in time for Halloween, and all audible crewmates on the good ship Shutdown Fullcast will be on hand (nautical term) to celebrate. Join us on Wednesday, October 29, at 7:00 PM, and wear your most inexplicable Halloween costume. <a target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="https://www.eventbrite.com/e/homefield-presents-shutdown-fullcast-live-in-myrtle-beach-tickets-1778882939759?aff=oddtdtcreator">Get details and buy your tickets here</a></li><li>Like all good parties, this show has a theme: It's time to submit your HALLOWEEN DISASTERS to <a target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="mailto:shutdownfullcast@gmail.com">shutdownfullcast@gmail.com</a>. You can leave them other places as well, but we're much less likely to see them</li><li>Meanwhile, in the episode itself: Previously, on Monday Night Football</li><li>Many accents are attempted in this episode. As usual, the NFL is to blame</li><li>It's Middle Earth Prostate Health Awareness Week </li><li>Paging through WRAL's latest UNC football reporting</li><li>Pause for intermission: Let's all compare head sizes</li><li>Now through December 31, 100% of proceeds from all <a target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="https://preownedairboats.com/collections/ptku">PTKU merch</a> sales will be donated to <a target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="https://www.transohio.org/">Trans Ohio</a>. Visit <a target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="http://preownedairboats.com">preownedairboats.com</a> to purchase PTKU Blue Sharks gear and Fullcast gear</li><li>You know who else has no defense? Penn State, come over here and take your medicine</li><li>Oh he's "Billy" again to Spencer, this is gonna be fun</li><li>Midseason update from coaches Hall and Kirk</li><li>Look ahead to Week 7 (Here's those <a target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="https://www.ugeducation.ucla.edu/2025/05/23/ucla-student-research-team-finds-closely-guarded-nazi-war-crimes-file/">UCLA war crimes notes</a>)</li><li>PLUS! Making travel arrangements for Wake Forest-Oregon State, live on air</li><li>Secret Ryan Nanni Jags reaction footage provided courtesy of Ryan's loving wife, an angel of this earth</li><li>This episode produced by Michael Ray Surber</li><li>Shutdown Fullcast theme arranged and produced by Corey Cunningham</li><li>DID YOU KNOW: Spencer and Holly write Channel 6, a <a target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="https://channel-6.ghost.io/">year-round newsletter</a> that is mostly about football, until it's not</li><li>Before the world ends (again), treat yourself to Jason's critically praised novel <a target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="https://www.jasonkirk.fyi/">and other work</a></li><li>Travel in your mind palace to <a target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="https://falconscottproductions.com/">Phantom Island</a>, Ryan’s new show with Steven Godfrey, which is not a college football show because another simply cannot exist</li><li>Check out Surber’s band <a target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="https://linktr.ee/killerantz">Killer Antz</a> and his new show <a target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="https://rss.com/podcasts/podcasterino-pod1/">Podcasterino</a></li><li>The Shutdown Fullcast is sponsored with relentless intensity by <a target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="https://www.homefieldapparel.com/">Homefield Apparel </a></li></ul>

Champions Fall Twice

<ul><li>!!! LIVE SHOW ANNOUNCEMENT !!! Homefield Apparel's Can't Miss Kickoff Tour Presented by Modelo is rumbling to Myrtle Beach, just in time for Halloween, and all audible crewmates on the good ship Shutdown Fullcast will be on hand (nautical term) to celebrate. Join us on Wednesday, October 29, at 7:00 PM, and wear your most inexplicable Halloween costume. <a target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="https://www.eventbrite.com/e/homefield-presents-shutdown-fullcast-live-in-myrtle-beach-tickets-1778882939759?aff=oddtdtcreator">Get details and buy your tickets here</a></li><li>Like all good parties, this show has a theme: It's time to submit your HALLOWEEN DISASTERS to <a target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="mailto:shutdownfullcast@gmail.com">shutdownfullcast@gmail.com</a> as well as <a target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1Ob_ik1nPEq6wLFQT2otwxD7PQfbgAGeslxiGr39pmVY/">this online submission form.</a></li><li>Meanwhile, in the episode itself: When is a water jug not a water jug? And what is the most dangerous sandwich to consume after drinking to the point your own blood could be legally classified as a controlled substance?</li><li>Fired Coaches Draft update, wherein Spencer shares a surprisingly deep collection of Trent Dilfacts ™</li><li>Today in Convincing Statements From Bill Belichick</li><li>"Was that coaching or was that RICO?"</li><li>Motivational archaeology with Rex Ryan</li><li>Sports news from Busytown</li><li>Looking ahead to the Week 8 college football schedule (welcome back, Every Weeknight Football)</li><li>ACC Friday Night Games: You're Not Better Than This</li><li>This episode produced by Michael Ray Surber</li><li>Shutdown Fullcast theme arranged and produced by Chris Watkins</li><li>DID YOU KNOW: Spencer and Holly write Channel 6, a <a target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="https://channel-6.ghost.io/">year-round newsletter</a> that is mostly about football, until it's not</li><li>Before the world ends (again), treat yourself to Jason's critically praised novel <a target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="https://www.jasonkirk.fyi/">and other work</a></li><li>Travel in your mind palace to <a target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="https://falconscottproductions.com/">Phantom Island</a>, Ryan’s new show with Steven Godfrey, which is not a college football show because another simply cannot exist</li><li>Check out Surber’s band <a target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="https://linktr.ee/killerantz">Killer Antz</a> and his new show <a target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="https://rss.com/podcasts/podcasterino-pod1/">Podcasterino</a></li><li>Now through December 31, 100% of proceeds from all <a target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="https://preownedairboats.com/collections/ptku">PTKU merch</a> sales will be donated to <a target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="https://www.transohio.org/">Trans Ohio</a>. Visit <a target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="http://preownedairboats.com">preownedairboats.com</a> to purchase exclusive PTKU Blue Sharks gear and other Fullcast-branded loot</li></ul>

Buddy Ryan Spank Bank Mother Lode

<ul><li>!!! LIVE SHOW ANNOUNCEMENT !!! Homefield Apparel's Can't Miss Kickoff Tour Presented by Modelo is rumbling to Myrtle Beach, just in time for Halloween, and all audible crewmates on the good ship Shutdown Fullcast will be on hand (nautical term) to celebrate. Join us on Wednesday, October 29, at 7:00 PM, and wear your most inexplicable Halloween costume. <a target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="https://www.eventbrite.com/e/homefield-presents-shutdown-fullcast-live-in-myrtle-beach-tickets-1778882939759?aff=oddtdtcreator">Get details and buy your tickets here</a></li></ul><ul><li>Like all good parties, this show has a theme: It's time to submit your SPOOKY DISASTERS to <a target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1Ob_ik1nPEq6wLFQT2otwxD7PQfbgAGeslxiGr39pmVY/">this online submission form.</a></li><li>Meanwhile, in the episode itself: Let's catch up with the coaching carousel! This discussion almost immediately turns carnal! It's not our fault Bobby Petrino's involved!</li><li>Now we have a soundboard. Ho-Ho-Ho</li><li>Local business reporting from Ryan</li><li><a target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="https://www.cbsnews.com/news/double-brokering-guy-fieri-tequila-heist-60-minutes/">Guy Fieri Tequila Heist</a> Update (warmup heist)</li><li>Main event heist: <a target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cg7nrlkg0zxo">obviously the Louvre thing</a></li><li>Auburn trivia! Come alone do not bring weapons</li><li>Thanks for the entertainment, Florida State, whatever it is you've done lately</li><li>Plus a look ahead to the college football games of Week 9</li><li>This episode produced by Michael Ray Surber</li><li>Fullcast After Dark theme arranged and produced by Corey Cunningham</li><li>DID YOU KNOW: Spencer and Holly write Channel 6, a <a target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="https://channel-6.ghost.io/">year-round newsletter</a> that is mostly about football, until it's not</li><li>Before the world ends (again), treat yourself to Jason's critically praised novel <a target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="https://www.jasonkirk.fyi/">and other work</a></li><li>Travel in your mind palace to <a target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="https://falconscottproductions.com/">Phantom Island</a>, Ryan’s new show with Steven Godfrey, which is not a college football show because another simply cannot exist</li><li>Check out Surber’s band <a target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="https://linktr.ee/killerantz">Killer Antz</a> and his new show <a target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="https://rss.com/podcasts/podcasterino-pod1/">Podcasterino</a></li><li>Now through December 31, 100% of proceeds from all <a target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="https://preownedairboats.com/collections/ptku">PTKU merch</a> sales will be donated to <a target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="https://www.transohio.org/">Trans Ohio</a>. Visit <a target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="http://preownedairboats.com">preownedairboats.com</a> to purchase exclusive PTKU Blue Sharks gear and other Fullcast-branded loot</li></ul>

The Double Heist Episode, Brought To You By None Chirporactics

<ul><li>!!! LIVE SHOW ANNOUNCEMENT !!! Homefield Apparel's Can't Miss Kickoff Tour Presented by Modelo is rumbling to Myrtle Beach, just in time for Halloween, and all audible crewmates on the good ship Shutdown Fullcast will be on hand (nautical term) to celebrate. Join us TONIGHT, Wednesday, October 29, at 7:00 PM, and wear your most inscrutable Halloween costume. <a target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="https://www.eventbrite.com/e/homefield-presents-shutdown-fullcast-live-in-myrtle-beach-tickets-1778882939759?aff=oddtdtcreator">Get details and buy your tickets here</a></li><li>Meanwhile, in the episode itself: French heist updates! Yes, multiple heists. No, besides that one</li><li>We're taking a whack at the early-blooming hell-carousel of the 2025 college football coaching hire/fire cycle by drafting new hires to fill the top 10 available jobs. But there's a twist!</li><li>Yes, we are aware it is technically still October</li><li>This episode produced by Michael Ray Surber</li><li>Fullcast theme arranged and performed by Trey McClure</li><li>DID YOU KNOW: Spencer and Holly write Channel 6, a <a target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="https://channel-6.ghost.io/">year-round newsletter</a> that is mostly about football, until it's not</li><li>Before the world ends (again), treat yourself to Jason's critically praised novel <a target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="https://www.jasonkirk.fyi/">and other work</a></li><li>Travel in your mind palace to <a target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="https://falconscottproductions.com/">Phantom Island</a>, Ryan’s new show with Steven Godfrey, which is not a college football show because another simply cannot exist</li><li>Check out Surber’s band <a target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="https://linktr.ee/killerantz">Killer Antz</a> and his new show <a target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="https://rss.com/podcasts/podcasterino-pod1/">Podcasterino</a></li><li>Now through December 31, 100% of proceeds from all <a target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="https://preownedairboats.com/collections/ptku">PTKU merch</a> sales will be donated to <a target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="https://www.transohio.org/">Trans Ohio</a>. Visit <a target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="http://preownedairboats.com">preownedairboats.com</a> to purchase exclusive PTKU Blue Sharks gear and other Fullcast-branded loot</li></ul>

Nightmare Coaching Carousel Draft

I, Ryan Nanni, write the descriptions for these episodes, but I was not available for this one, so I'm going to guess that Jason, Spencer, and Holly talked about:<ul><li>Scott Frost Day, on which Nebraska allowed no points and, shoot, no yards BLACKSHIRTS BACK</li><li>Texas's commitment to making the Big Ten a deeper conference before the Longhorns themselves join the Big Ten</li><li>Maybe some earnest talk about Washington-Auburn, idk</li><li>Spencer fawning over Ole Miss</li><li>Considerably too much talk about...Hawaii, maybe? Let's say Hawaii</li><li>Minimal talk about West Virginia-Tennessee because fear</li><li>Pondering Miami fans dressed up like Canes Iron Giant or whatever going back to their hotel in full costume just totally bummed</li></ul> Also, this was recorded before the FSU-VT game, so if there's no talkin' bout the Noles, that's why.

Boss Baby Nick Saban: Week 1 Review

From frozen pizzas to self-inflicted food poisoning to the saddest French onion soup in the world, you, our listeners, have managed to truly create disasters that didn't even seem possible in your culinary endeavors. (Seriously, how has MORE THAN ONE OF YOU destroyed a microwave by using it as a timer?) We did not hang you out to dry, however, as we have our own failures to share - including Jason's wife burning down an apartment building before she was old enough to go to school.&nbsp;

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