nothing changes this app is still broken years later

A mix of flying battery zone act 2 from Sonic Mania, and Nochentera (IDK who made this). With flying battery’s tempo

Flying all the night (Flying Battery zone act 2 and Nochentera)

GARTEN OF BANBAN 6 RAP SONG: Naughty Ones

If I die right now

Sonic 3 & Knuckles & My Little Pony: Fluttershys Flight at the Flying Battery Zone
Copyright: KingSpartaX37
Composition: KingSpartaX37
All credit goes to KingSpartaX37
Soundtrack: Carlos and Friends Adventures

Sonic the Hedgehog 3 & Knuckles by SEGA
My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic by Hasbro
Carlos the Hedgehog and Friends Adventures by TheMasterCarlos256

Carlos and Friends Adventures Original Soundtrack: Sky Nightmare Zone

Beep beep I'm a sheep

Ghetsis:
Stepping out the Ghetto, the king Ghetsis will bust a rhyme
Watch the gen 5 plasma master smack an Ultra bitch black and white 
Aether back off from my frigate, or you’ll make me very irate
Alolan Ghetsis will steal your victory like a seven sage pirate
It’s quite apparent that this parent’s parenting is incompetent
Rearing a daughter and son yet your floating jellyfish is dominant 
I’m prominent, your ominent, you’re about to feel the consequence
Of enraging the most strong trainer you have ever faced off against
So watch this on your TV screens, since Plasma overtakes a win
Because my hatred for you is as Abyssal as the Ruins
More fearful than your boy, Guzma, there’s no way you can best this
Challenging Unova’s king will leave you filled with Re-Gretsis!

Lusamine:
Get this, Ghetsis, you’re a failed father figure 
Two tales of Black and White show that you cannot get the picture
That you’re a heartless old man, you can’t call yourself god
Even your son thinks it’s truthful that your ideals are flawed
Mama Lusa will lose her mind when king Ghetsis points his stick
When N tries to show you reason you reject him, what a dick!
Yet you call me psychotic, you tried to freeze a whole damn region
This man is sick, you cannot Kyu-rem, he should be arrested for treason
The Gen 5 daddy’s delivery’s is clearly not very effective
You claim you rule all of Unova, yet you got bested by a detective
You’re defective, rejected, not nearly what I expected 
I say you wear those big ass capes to keep those beatings on your chest hid

Ghetsis:
Don’t start with me young girl, I’ll leave your whole family deceased
As far as your love life goes, it’s beauty and the Ultra beast 
You seriously think you can beat me, then you’re severely mistaken
Better scram before you get mauled with an underleveled Hydreigon
I’m sure your husband’s quite jealous and probably quite surprised
That your fan base wants to bone you and spam the web with hentai
Now you’ve enraged this seventh sage, I’ll leave you like my son disposed and
You’re too Glacia-late to liberate yourself from being frozen!

Lusamine:
Frozen? I’m golden, at least my child was chosen
When your son wanted to talk you just broke down and hit the road
Man you think you’re so damn tough, with your poncho and sceptre
If you’re trying to compensate for something, you can do much better
After we’re done with this battle, you will be rotting in Ultra Space
I can see why you never got hitched, just by your ugly face
Throughout your whole entire life, you’ve always been a disgrace
When your left in the Giant Chasm, I’ll say I’ve put you in your place
Don’t antagonise me, brat, your eNd will come quite shortly 
Call me young girl? Oh sweet boy, I’m already over forty 
I’m done with this deadbeat dad, so how about you just Niheli-go
You’re not perfection, you’re just a loser with no love and no hope

Ghetsis vs Lusamine

This battle means a lot to me as both my last one and one that took over two years to make. Thanks for listening!

Chao as Dimentio
SkeepTieel as Marx

Written by Chao, Dani, ENNWAY, and R the Writer
Thumbnail by Aaron Peters
Beat by Kustom

Dimentio: 
It’s the paper and plot twister cutting and crossing dimensions 
Against a pestering festering jester who won’t steal attention
Take you to a world where I’m invincible to your attacks 
Using the Chaos Heart, it’s not just Mr. L who has my back 
Pop this Kirby Super Star like the planet he wants so bad 
My magic’s getting tragic, making your death sad
With your philosophy on life, Marx is an ironic name
Everyone has Wishes of making you Milky go aWay 
Falling off your little ball don’t make you cute, it proves your loss
Even Groucho’s more comedic than this joke of a boss
Manipulating mechanical monsters while I’m in my prime 
I see you're tryna battle me, so that means “It's Showtime”

Marx:
The Sun and Moon are warring, wanna help me on a mission?
I'm a tactician, so don't mess with my mirrored ammunition 
What happens when you combine a cute face with a jester?
Still a better final boss than a giant springy head, sir
I'd flatten you with my beach ball, but you're already made of paper 
I’m a star, spitting rhymes like Nova, a death maker 
Won’t need the Fountain power from the planets I already rule  
To leave this overly-hyper megalomaniac schooled 
Underwhere? Underwhy is your life a World of Nothing!?
Calling my schemes pathetic when your plan revolves around bluffing 
Plant your Floro Sprouts in me? I’ll leave you in Dimension D!
Cause when it’s Showtime, it’s no time to sing your melodies

Dimentio:
Quit embarrassing yourself, looks like Marx left no marks  
Thinking you’ll really capture anything when I’m the king of hearts
Copying myself till you can’t comprehend who I’ve become 
We’ll all attack you as one and you’ll be left dead and numb  
Silencio! Keep quiet, turn this jester into a mime 
Because Dimentio is mentioning that Popstar is now mine!
You’re as blind as any other bat to think you have this in the open
Leave you with more than bad luck once this Mirror Kirby’s broken

Marx’s Soul:
You better have saved tomatoes for The True Arena’s end 
When this is finished, Count Bleck will have some more paper to mend 
Rhymes like scissors, an interdimensional blizzard 
Is spiraling towards the offspring of Houdini and a wizard!
I’m Ultra! Super Star beats Super Paper Mario  
Kirby’s gone and so are you, I’ve won in this scenario 
I’ll be back someday, because with my newfound prospect 
The soul of a god has crushed a failed art project

Dimentio vs Marx - Rap Battle

Another go at the RYM2612 synth by Inphonik for Reason. This time trying to emulate that energetic sound from Flying Battery Zone in Sonic & Knuckles.

Battery Builder

To celebrate Halloween this year, have a second horror-themed battle from MGRB!
Lyrics/Karaoke/Trivia: https://docs.google.com/document/d/16F8TWJn7ltHQwYrjHXNpUcpnqzEQ3VcL0u1dEUxfXUs/edit
MetaMachine as Freddy Fazbear
Trakked as Bonnie
BBlackroses as Chica
Micheal / Stark Media as Foxy
Alex as Golden Freddy
Raichous as The Follower
Vlad as The Greeter
GamingPlush64 as The Waiter
Dani as The Hunter
Kamren as The Nightmare

Written by Jason Carreon
Flow test by Bork and Rabi
Mixed by Dustin

Five Night at Freddy's vs. 123 Slaughter Me Street

LYRICS

Joker:
No need to send a Calling Card, I don’t think you even have a heart
But even if you did, I don’t think your role could give you any part
You went through 4 movies and a show just to show you don’t belong here
So I’ll trash you even worse than the movies that you hold dear
(Fast rap)
But I guess your face mask ain’t that bad
Because it’s sold in bargain bins of Halloween stores
That’s who you really are, just a bland Scary Movie
But I don’t think I’ve heard worse than your retcons before!
Just a prick in cloak, acting like the Grim Reaper
But you get shot in the head in every full length feature!
Reduced to nothing but cameos,
So now you sit in the back of your TV’s teasers

Ghostface:
Facing a Joker? (Heh…) I would’ve preferred Jared Leto
But this fellow doesn’t need a metro to keep this diss as a Memento
Think I’m phoned in? You must be jokin’, I’m the one who calls and calls the shots
While you’re another anime boy with a harem to leave himself cockblocked!
Speaking of shots, you can’t even do those right! 
Act tough, but you’re shit in the spotlight!
A con artist bigger than Madarame
But even he wouldn’t give your verse copyright!
Think you’re a vigilante who’s upping the ante
But the resemblance to Kira is uncanny
You shouldn't have brought a gun to a knife fight,
So make like a Phantom and fucking die!

Joker:
Losing your temper over Sidney? I find Psycho’s motives more rational
I’m actually doing something, you’re busy fooling around and smashing skulls
I’m slashing foes! You’re a bigger dip in quality since any one of your sequels
But you overtaken by someone else’s weed joke, so you can’t tell us as equals

Ghostface:
You spill out truths? I spill out blood- that’s my kind way of saying I’ll take your life
I’d rather not play your game, you’d have more fun with “How I’m Gonna Die!”
I spit flames like your Arsenic values, so take your Jojo Stand before I smack your raps back at you
You best listen to your cat and just hit the hay, ‘cause a knife stab should say that’s your Q2...

CREDITS 

Nekomancer Jade as Joker
https://soundcloud.com/neko-nekomancer
Razzy as Ghostface
https://soundcloud.com/simplyrazzy

Written by Rabi
Beat by Dansonn
Mixed by jort
https://soundcloud.com/jordydydy
Thumbnail by satanicwarcrimer

Joker (Persona 5) vs. Ghostface - Rap Battle

Thumbnail by Trakked

Stofferex as Waluigi
Raichous as Aran Ryan
 
Beat by 2Deep
Written by Raichous
Mixed by Raichous
Edited by Raichous
 
-LYRICS-

WALUIGI
Wah! Waluigi! No boxer gonna beat me
Especially not the one who is always caught cheating
Competing with me face to face is a big fail
Almost as bad as that long ugly rat tail
I’ll laugh out loud as this big mouthed disgrace falls
Waluigi gonna bat you round like a baseball
How could you compete, Waluigi is super!
When I get a KO try not to be a sore loser!

ARAN
Let’s go, let’s go! You can have the first swing
Cuz it won’t be me who’s knocked out in the ring
Wario got into Smash, while you’re forced to sit back
Has this crotch-chopping loser got burgers in his raps!?
For the tallest of four, you’re the most like a baby
Maybe that’s why you always strike out with Daisy
When I’m caught cheating, I tell the ref to shove it
Now keep hitting me with disses, stringbean, cuz I love it

WALUIGI
I’m not even losing, and you’re already being childish
To beat me, you would really need the luck of the Irish
Waluigi has this battle already won
Since you have to hide horseshoes in your gloves
You’re so pathetic, you wouldn’t even beat Peach
The only luck you had was being put on the wii
To cheat against a kid, you must really be a sad man
Let’s see your glove on a rope beat my back hand

ARAN
You should just give up on competition, catch my drift?
Since the only trophy you could ever get is an assist
You’re gonna learn how it feels to get hit by a truck
The “L” on your cap is upside down for bad luck
With one haymaker you’ll drop like a pitfall
Bouncing off the corners, Waluigi Pinball
You think that your sport skills would get you ahead, but
Your wire frame cracks under the pressure of my headbutt

Waluigi vs. Aran Ryan - Raichous Rap Battles

Deltarune VS Mario & Luigi

undertale

DerangedStrange as Lancer
Snakebite126 as Prince Peasley

Prince Peasley:
This champ charges into battle! No, I won’t bow for your highness!
You’re just a daft amalgamation of Sans and Papyrus!
I Cackletta at your foolishness, and though it does amuse me
I’ll be giving you the axe, as if I were Susie!

Lancer:
My rhymes come in spades when I step up to the mic
Now I’ll run into you with…...MY BIKE!
Quit thinking you’re a Beanstar, you’re worse than my papa!
This pea will be split when I spit hot like stump salsa!

Prince Peasley:
You? Spit hot? Haha! I’ll say
Spades thinks he’s so Slick, but he’s as soft as Ralsei!
And with all your failed plans, we know who’ll win in the end
Spoilers! It’s not the guy who betrayed his only friends!
What you rap’s awful, Fawful! It’s you I shall oust
Want to see a real Lancer? Face me in a joust!
You think you’re the King of the Koop, huh? Good thing I wrap those!
Now Peasley’s Rose to victory while you stay in the shadows!

Lancer:
Yikes! I keep getting lost in your maze of a verse
You just kept dragon it on! This hoho is the worst!
Drop the pompous act, you’re even worse than Rouxls
In both the Dark Realm and this track, it’s clear that I rule!
You think that you’re a thrasher, but really, you suck!
Could’ve ripped me by the Seams, but you played a sitting duck!
I didn’t even need my armies to leave this jerk broken
Dropped my words like bombs, and now it’s this Joke’s End!

Written by Vivian
Mixed by Nekomancer
Produced by Allrounda
Cover Art by Tuna

Lancer VS Prince Peasley | RAP BATTLE!

In the 3rd installment of Lame-Ass Rap Battles, It's a battle of the art programs! We have Microsoft Paint vs Adobe Photoshop. Enjoy!

Snakebite126 as Paint
Eric the Audible as Photoshop
Written by Commander Jacob
Mixed by GamingPlush64
Produced by George Georgia of Audio Network
Beat arranged by Commander Jacob
Thumbnail by Commander Jacob

Paint (0:20):
I’m opening the Windows, so scram off of my lawn
Don’t try to rhyme, dog. Even my palette’s a icon
You charge 30 a month for a learning curve that's straight doo-doo
Must've dropped the opacity, I can see right through you
I’ll grab a brush, swap the color: make this kid black out
Because I bet your raps aren’t even a Bitmap-ped out.
I'm the godfather of digital art, there’s no denying me
I’ll get to sinking your ship if you wanna whine about piracy

Photoshop (0:41):
If you'd like to start war, let's open an artboard.
Got a liquefied flow to claim the place that I’ve fought for
Look, like anything made with you, all your raps will fall flat
We’re already two different types. No need to up the contrast
Sketch all the sloppy shapes you want, I’m rocking the house
Your users likely don’t have internet and draw with a mouse
Mark this, my bars got a hardness of eight hundred
You’re even sucking at fillers. I’ll make you kick the paint bucket

Paint (1:02):
Falling flat? Check the thumbnail. You can’t scold me
Coming at me with those lines, you might wanna ctrl Z
Painting skies since ‘85, style pouring like rain
I draw the line on this mic; call me MC Paint (ha)
You can’t mask your overratedness. It’s hurting, isn’t it?
Hold ctrl and scroll up; maybe you’ll find a shit I give

Photoshop (1:17):
I’m known to burn tools when I’m spitting a rhyme
You can’t make a drop shadow, so keep living in mine
Look, you want some layered disses and blending modes? I got plentiful
For programs rough 'round the edges, I’d recommend the feather tool
Masks? I’m clipping you. No brown, but your pallet’s shitty, dude.
Get back to the junkyard. GIMP is less of a bitch to use

Paint (1:32):
You can’t recover from this with a healing brush, how sad
I’ve had more fun using an SNES mouse pad
Use your magic wand to select good lines, ingrate
Or continue making YouTubers’ slimy-ass clickbait

Photoshop  (1:42):
I’ve had to deal with dudes tryna do me like a clone stamp
So let’s crop and slice the comic sans of art programs
That’s how you lasso a win, no way MS Jank beat me
You'd be better off opening a verse in Paint 3D

Microsoft Paint vs Adobe Photoshop | Lame-Ass Rap Battle #3

Welcome, weary travelers, to the first installment of Ciphers Of The Unknown. Today we have two anomalies of the Minecraft universe going pixel-to-pixel in this rap battle. Who won? Who's next? Well, I guess you'll find out in the next Ciphers Of The Unknown!

Production:
Raichous as Herobrine
Snakebite126 as Shitass


Cover Art by Michael Stark
Written by: Michael Stark
With additional help from: MetaMachine, GamingPlush64, and SimplyRazzy
Beat produced by Tristan
Mixed by GamingPlush64

LYRICS:
ANNOUNCER
Welcome, weary traveler, to Ciphers of the Unknown
Today's matchup is: Herobrine
Versus
Shitass
Commence!

Herobrine (0:13 - 0:53):
Stepping from the sHadows, Herobrine has come to spit a rhyme
Just step to my shrine, and then you’ll find who is STILL in their prime
It’s time to speedrun this verse, please tell me, I’m baffled:
Hey Shitass... wanna see how a true cryptid rap battle’s?
Coming out of the mineshafts, you’re bound to die fast; come at me, you’ll end up worse and
You can check the signs that I’m fully fledged out while you look like you’re stuck in the first draft
So just go to your corner and whine, brat; you’re just a shitty memE with a smile cracked
While, bitch, I’ll give you a mind blast; I’m ownin’ the game, call it Brine-craft!
Herobrine! Just hearing my name makes players piss their pants!
Your gimmick’s only played for laughs, you’re just an insignificant ant
Just peer amidst the trees, you’ll find my pyramids with ease
I’ll be jammin’ to disc 11 with all my victims BOWING on their knees

Shitass (0:53 - 1:21):
Was that your whole verse? Man, that was the worst
You’re about to end up like your stupid memes... heckin’ cursed
You just teleport like the Enderman, a copy of a copy
My powers you can’t comprehend,  I make your cheesy shit look sloppy
You call yourself scary? Well, Error 404, this Entity’s not found
Stick your victory in your 2x2’s, in the catacombs buried deep underground
This bug’s gettin’ patched out, no more child-like schemes
Just Look through all my videos, you’ll see I’m the expert at crushing Dreams

Herobrine (1:21 - 1:48):
I’m the sole reason you even stand (stand), I’m trapping your soul in the sand (sand)
You’re digging a hole straight through the ground with how shittily your disses land (land)
You’re delusional, you don’t bed-rock, I’m putting you in a deadlock
Capture ya, body ya, disPerse your pixels, and outline you with red chalk
You could never amount to my fame, even your name proves you’ve got no class
Just look at ya: shit design, zero lore, and not to mention rhymes that’re absolute ass
Don't bother to try and come back, your fame ended with TikTok, didn’t you know?
(Laughs) There’s no Surviving this Hardcore Mode

Shitass (1:48 - 2:28):
You’re tunneling for disses, but still ended up empty-handed (Ooh!)
The true Unsolved Mystery is how you survived when your relevance crash-landed (Ha!)
Now it’s time for my Meat harvest, turning you into a carcass
Tried to amount to the creator’s brother, but it seems you missed the Mark-us
You need to update your rhymes old man, because those lines were dated as hell
You’re stuck in an open beta, clickbaiting children, anyone can tell
I’ll post your defeat online, get that clout, with these Reddit Gold-en Apple bars
You may have started a horror genre, but I’m the one shootin’ for the stars
Can’t remove my blocks, “Hero-whine”, so why you gotta griEve, man?
When all it takes is two pixels and boom! You’re back to Steve! (Damn!)
You may have started off as a joke, but now I’m the one who’s laughin’
Now without you in the picture, it’ll be my win they’ll be photographin’

ANNOUNCER
Who won this blocky battle?
Who Should Cypher Next?
Comment Down Below
And prepare yourselves for the next
Ciphers of The Unknown

Herobrine vs Shitass | Ciphers Of The Unknown

2020 has been a very unfortunate and truly devastating year for many of us. A lot of us have suffered through many terrible travesties throughout the past twelve months, the main one obviously being the Covid-19 pandemic. It's been a very rough struggle, but, as this year comes to a close, and we enter 2021, we can only be optimistic and hope that things will get better from here. To truly reflect on how much of a god-awful, shitty ass year 2020 was, we're going to end it off with a shit-filled rap battle of pure glory. Today, the ErboBruh crew brings you Poop vs. Shit. Please enjoy.

LYRICS: https://docs.google.com/document/d/13-cSux5xyX776y83Fo2wo8WGxNnJQevCqRkuD9y3dzA/edit?usp=sharing

Poop vs. Shit.

Chiaki
My name is Chiaki Nanami and I am a video game player
The Future Foundation Project stole money from all the taxpayers
With my artificial intelligence, I can tell you’re a *pause* dumbass
They should add rap battles to the list of genres you suck donkey dick at
Can you please leave me the fuck alone you're being a serious bother
I am a girl gamer and you are getting absolutely NONE of my bath water. 
You can call me Junko Enoshima, cause I ALWAYS BE KILLING IT
Then call me fire like a krabby patty I always be grillin it

AVGN
HI R-(coughs) shit. FUCK YOU
I AM NOW BATTLING THE ULTIMATE GAMER FROM DANGANRONPA 2
WOAH, A GIRL THAT LIKES FNAF? OOOOOOOOH WEE MAMA
THE ONLY DESPAIR YOUR SERIES GAVE IS MY VOTE FOR OBAMA
How am I supposed to feel bad for someone who doesn't EXIST
Danganronpa? More DANGANRONP-SHIT
You’re sober, I go to AA Meetings, still continue drinking 
A killing game run by a bear? WHAT WERE THEY FUCKING THINKING 

Chiaki
Wait, what were you saying? Oh Sorry, I'm fucking bored 
I’ll leave you more surprised than when big chungus came bursting through your door
I don't think you'll like it very much when I smack your Jekyll and Hyde (ass) 
I hope you make like Nagito Komaeda and commit suicide
Should I call up Mikan? Cause you need a fucking doctor
So yeah, I don’t like your Critic clone and no, I don’t love Poggers
I think I've won this fight and I'm trying not to be biased
But your raps make me so ill.. Despair disease or coronavirus? 

AVGN
YOU’RE LIKE THE NES GHOSTBUSTERS: A FUCKING DISAPPOINTMENT.
AND YOU’RE LIKE THE REBOOT GHOSTBUSTERS: A FUCKING DISAPPOINTMENT.
(raspberry) YOU SUCK COCK
I AM GOING TO CRUSH YOUR ASS LIKE I WAS A TETRIS BLOCK
I WENT TO PLAY THE FIRST GAME, SO MANY SAD DEATHS TO MOURN
WENT TO THE SECOND GAME TO SEE.. CHIAKI LOOKING AT PORN
Imagine throwing your 4TH GAME into FUCKING DEVELOPMENT
GET BACK TO YOUR KILLING GAME, IT’S TIME FOR YOUR PUNISHMENT

(tetris piece falls on chiaki [flashbang])
(avgn gets shot)
AVGN:
FUCK

Chiaki Nanami vs. AVGN.

I'm Elijah (or Chao as some people know me). Hope you enjoy my stuff!

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