i can’t fucking believe this
HOW IS THIS A BANGER /pos

character by twitter.com/bep_celeste
voice by @theniftytable
a li'l bitta help from @thejoker and @redmatazz

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[The lightners make it to the back of the house. Instead of a typical porch, it's a stage surrounded by empty seats.]

SUSIE: ... Okay, what kind of house is this?
RALSEI: Kris, is this why you brought us here? Did you know about this--

[Interrupting Ralsei's dialogue, the stage lights come on and the Flowery's World theme song starts playing loudly. It startles them, but not Kris.]

FLOWERY: GOOD MORNING, EVERYONE! WHAT A WONDERFUL DAY IT IS! WOULDN'T YOU AGREE?

[Flowery turns to the empty seats and holds out the microphone to them. Susie turns to the seats to double check. Empty.]

SUSIE: Nobody's--

[Canned applause of children.]

FLOWERY: HEE HEE HEE! YES!
FLOWERY: Such a wonderful day.
FLOWERY: AND WE HAVE SPECIAL GUESTS! EVERYONE GIVE A WARM WELCOME THESE THREE HERE.

[Silence.]

SUSIE: Who the hell are you talking to?

[Flowery takes a stomp towards Susie. His face contorts unnaturally in restraint.]
FLOWERY: SUSIE.

[A moment of awkward silence.]

FLOWERY: ... NOW, THERE'S NO NEED FOR THAT KIND OF LANGUAGE.
FLOWERY: AFTER ALL, WE'RE FRIENDS HERE. AND BECAUSE WE'RE ALL FRIENDS...
FLOWERY: ... I HAVE A VERY SPECIAL MESSAGE TO GIVE TO YOU ALL!
FLOWERY: ONE THAT OUR BEST FRIEND KRIS KNOWS VERY WELL.

[Flowery moves up to Kris and holds out the microphone.]

FLOWERY: SO, KRIS. TELL OUR FRIENDS HERE THE GOOD NEWS.

[Another silence.]

FLOWERY: COME ON, KRIS! DON'T BE SHY!
FLOWERY: TELL THEM.
RALSEI: Y-you shouldn't pressure Kris like that! They're--
[Flowery's whips around to face Ralsei.]
FLOWERY: IT'S NOT YOUR TURN.

FLOWERY: ... Hee hee hee, come on, Kris, they're getting impatient out there...
[The sound of children giggling and mumbling rings throughout the empty seats.]
FLOWERY: N-NOW GIVE IT A SECOND, KIDS! KRIS HERE IS JUST SHY!
SUSIE: Well, they're DEFINITELY not gonna talk if you get up in their face like that.
FLOWERY: YOU--
[The sound of laughter. Flowery stomps on the floor in a brief flash of anger.]
FLOWERY: NO! NO, NO NO NO, IT'S NOT FUNNY! IT'S NOT FUNNY!!! YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND!!!
[Flowery suddenly closes in, inches away from Kris.]
FLOWERY: KRIS!!! TELL THEM!!! NOW!!!
[Susie slashes at Flowery, knocking him back.]

SUSIE: What the hell is your problem?!
[Flowery slowly gets up, giggling in an instinctive attempt to comfort himself.]
FLOWERY: ... HEE HEE HEE... AHEE HEE HEE HEE!!! OH, I WISH YOU COULD KNOW.
FLOWERY: HOW I'VE TRIED. How I've tried so hard...
FLOWERY: KRIS. DO US BOTH A FAVOR AND SPEAK UP!!! YOU KNOW WE CAN'T LIVE LIKE THIS...!
RALSEI: Stop scaring them!!! They're a lightner, you owe them your--
[Flowery raises his microphone and fires a few bullets at Ralsei. They hit.]

SUSIE: ... Alright. So that's how you wanna play, huh?
FLOWERY: OF COURSE IT IS. IT'S THE ONLY CHANCE I HAVE.

--- BATTLE START ---

Bep's CHAPTER 3 - SPEAK NO EVIL [Official]

my take on WORLD DOMINATION (Queen/Qwertia's BIG SHOT) !!!!!!!! this was SUPER fun to put my own twist on, very happy with how this came out

ORIGINAL: https://soundcloud.com/umbrashard/ch-2-ost-39
UMBRASHARD: https://soundcloud.com/umbrashard
Song by rosaic: https://soundcloud.com/therosaic

WORLD DOMINATION

Youtube Version: (youtu.be/mjaadUqbEec?si=slamFZppr8VSZu1A) 

----CREDITS----

Original BIG BANG by @sasterdadudester and @bruhassass
Deltarune Chapter Rewritten  by @thewinterer
DELTARUNE by Toby Fox

BIG BANG COVER V0

Presentin' on tonight's show, my favourite!

Mike take by jas https://twitter.com/Rattel_M_Bones
Sprite by me

Dont Call Him Radiation (Mike R. Wave)

{STICK YOUR CRITISCISM UP YOUR ARSE, TWAT.}
{I'M MAKING EVERYTHING FOR MYSELF ONLY NOW.}
{I WAS BORN IN A WRONG GENERATION. THE LIMBO WAITS FOR ME.}
{...THE FUCK YOU MEAN DUBSTEP IS AN OUTDATED GENRE?!}

[GSORUNE] - WRONG GENERATION

* No head is connected
* No body is connected
* No arms are connected
* No legs are connected
* No SOUL is connected

TROUBLE DINGLE

* MONHARK - ATK 15 DEF 20
* The Judge of ORDER, the Judge of PAIN.

Monhark's "THE WORLD REVOLVING"
have fun!

character and art by https://bsky.app/profile/wubadubdub.bsky.social

NEW WORLD ORDER

play spamton wars now, free on pipis 3

 art by https://x.com/PlusJob3551

The 'New'

nehehehe whehehehe i am super neo now kris you little sponge

Power of SPAMTON romberfied

Bring your buds to freedom and you'll never be alone
Become a member of the Midnight Zone


BIG BANG COVER V0

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