Name: 552 - The Nephew Gap (8/23/21) by Chapo Trap House
Duration: 1 h 7 min 39 s
Description: We start off discussing Jeopardy!, Tesla Bots, and how all these conservative radio hosts keep dying of COVID. Then we talk about Tony Blair crying about Afghanistan and step inside Tom Friedman’s mind palace to explore the Taliban’s strategic cousin and nephew reserves.

idk  imagine you are Israeli, just knocking back some goldstar beer killing some goyim with an uzi, all vaxed up only to die from delta or omega squad.  the idea of a vax was good until you find there was an over the counter, penny a day drug that could treat you but you get covid and die in 2 days ... in the hospital.

the vax was light speed, 1/10 the time, worked, and now it doesn't

lol, ok bitchbois. calm down with the tiny dick energy, u don't wanna talk trash to real men.

How many people died because they took the advice of these creeps?

Remember when people thought that a cold-open Chapo meant "heavy stuff coming"? I do.

It's all crying over spilt milk and today on 9/11 the dumbasses in the stadiums are still chanting "F--K Joe Biden" even though Biden saved some of them from the chance of joining the Army in the stock poverty draft we've had since 2002, with the smaller chance that they might have been wounded or killed in Afghanistan.

They were riding on Americas shoulders in these "terror wars" and they could pretend that the Empire was still around. We are also leaving Iraq by the end of the year so this sniveling and whining will double by New Year's Day 2022.

Friedman is losing his tiny, tiny mind. This column should be used in the sanity hearing to have Thomas Friedman committed, and I would prefer him to be kept in a Russian ex-Soviet insane asylum with Kazakh male nurses who speak no English.

A loose and chill hang out ep as we come to you from Atlantic City after our successful appearance at the FRQNCY1 festival. We pitch some of our concepts to revitalize AC and solve America’s Trump problem in one tidy package, lament the purging of some truly wonderful cranks and goofys from twitter, then travel Into The Ray Donoverse.

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530 - Auspicious Dragons (6/7/21)

Another triple reading series ep, we’re spoiling you listeners. We start off with a profile of Data For Progress’s new found clout with Dems in the drivers’ seat, but who’s data? And what progress? Then it’s on to the Federalist, for an author who’s simply furious that a living wage for fast food workers might make their precious burritos cost a few cents more. Finally, a doozy of a Slate piece about killing your dog.

532 - The Power of the Dog (6/15/21)

It’s a jumbo sized Chapo today, starting with a return of our smash hit segment “Animal Facts” to start off with 20 min of levity and speculation on which of Nature’s magnificent creatures are conduits to the spiritual and/or extraterrestrial world. Then, after one of Will’s maybe sweatiest ever transitions, we move on to discussing the tragic Miami condo collapse and the narrowing aperture of improvement in American life. Finally, we read from two accounts of the last days of the Trump Administration, confirming a lot of what we suspected, and adding a few more juicy details of what Trump, Rudy and the gang were actually up to on Jan. 6. Also there’s a little bonus segment on “Woke Capitalism” and the future of “Trumpism” as a political project at the end.

536 - In The Bunker (6/28/21)

We take a look at the 2007 Antoine Fuqua/Mark Wahlberg film “Shooter,” a fascinating relic of the 2nd G.W. administration that asks the question “what if a hardass marine sniper operator type fuckin merked Dick Cheney?” Also, Matt brings up some deep lore from the author Stephen Hunter’s other novels that really makes him seem like a fertile well of insane ideas.

544 - Hit Me With Your Best Shot (7/26/21)

We start off discussing Jeopardy!, Tesla Bots, and how all these conservative radio hosts keep dying of COVID. Then we talk about Tony Blair crying about Afghanistan and step inside Tom Friedman’s mind palace to explore the Taliban’s strategic cousin and nephew reserves.

552 - The Nephew Gap (8/23/21)

Canada Correspondent Dan Boeckner stops by to update us on the impending Canadian federal elections. We break down the parties and their platforms, from the Victims of Communism-respecters, to the Semen Retentionists. We also read an op-ed from the Toronto Sun on why Drake is the most dangerous and disrespectful man in Canada.

Check out Dan’s podcast The Bottlemen wherever you get podcasts, and subscribe here: https://www.patreon.com/DaBottlemen
And find Dan’s patreon for his music here: https://www.patreon.com/operators

556 - Sperm Jack City feat. Dan Boeckner (9/6/21)

More updates on the progress to breed a perfectly red calf and usher in the End Times, but mostly another discussion of Israel/Palestine and current debates on/in/about the left's response to it

You can find our previous episode about this over at Patreon: www.patreon.com/trillbillyworkersparty

Episode 312: We Demand The End Of The World

We talk to standup comedian and Pod Damn America host Jake Flores about his personal political revolution, how his anarchist ancestor rose (no pun intended) up against Porfirio Diaz, and that time he got visited by Homeland Security for a tweet about cultural appropriation and ICE. Plus we all talk about Amsterdam, the lie that is the cliche about how something is like "riding a bike," sex work and more.

Jake Flores' ICE Cold Hot Takes: Sex Work, Nike & Cultural Appropriation

Fan favorite David Roth is back to talk Trump’s sad boi coup plotting, Democrats’ fragile new coalition, and Michael Bay movies.

🚨🚨 MERCH DROP ALERT 🚨🚨
New and restocked merch available at shop.chapotraphouse.com
Caps! Pins! Posters! New colors! Re-stocked favorites! Check it out!

Find all your Roth content at:
www.defector.com
and the Distraction podcast: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-distraction-a-defector-podcast/id1525039108

472 - Guess I’ll Just Kill Myself feat. David Roth (11/16/20)

So, we’re talking about Joe Biden yelling at civil rights leaders, and the whole thing about Dr. Jill Biden’s title, and also the Jimmy Dore/AOC thing...but what’s important to note about this ep is it’s the one where Amber has a squirrel in her apartment. Kind of a more positive spiritual sequel to the cat shit episode.

480 - Dr. Jill, Medicine Woman (12/14/20)

We all take our vaccine suppositories, discuss the stimulus, and talk Obama’s year-end TV list. But, most importantly, the Reading Series is back! We take a look at a recent New York Times op-ed that uses the Iliad to ask you to gently close your eyes and forget about all these pesky forever wars we seem to be embroiled in.

552 - The Nephew Gap (8/23/21)

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