Just got a recruiting text from the army, idk how they got this number, they blocked

it is really a dystopian age we live in when a person can put less effort into killing somebody then they would trying to activate the invincibility cheat in Grand theft Auto San Andreas

this intro is the funniest fucking thing I've heard in a while

Clearly it's a lie. I mean, if you'd give the piece of paper with all those plans to ANYONE and said "Trump wouldn't choose THIS one, right?" They'd be like "naw, dude, that's probably going to be his first pick!"

If you are smart and a good commander in the Middle East and are fighting for Arab (non-Saudi) or Iranian forces, the US loathes you, treats you like Che Guevara in Bolivia, tries to kill you over and over. The blinkered idiots in the Pentagon do not see that they create martyrs and heroes by killing "enemy" commanders by assassination.

The last war America truly won was Grenada in the Fall of 1983. Iraq in 1991 became a game of denuclearizing and patrolling "no-fly" zones, and we are still in a technical state of war with North Korea after 67 years.

The pure idiocy of the Endless War means that after a long enough period, you undermine your own stupid plans. Carl P. G. von Clauswitz is spinning in his grave, Mao and General Giap are laughing their heads off.

Our play of Call of Cthulhu live at Columbus Theater in Providence, R.I. August 23rd, 2019.

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Bonus: Tabletop Game Theory Origins: Mr. Jeffstein's House (9/30/19)

Chapo Trap House provides commentary on the following issues: the coup against president Evo Morales in Bolivia; a libertarian spree shooter in Chile; the entrance of diminutive billionaire Michael Bloomberg into the Democratic presidential primaries; Bill Gates and his money; whether Democratic presidential candidates should "try harder", or something; the ongoing beatz crisis of the the Eurozone.

366 - The Terminal (11/12/19)

Virgil, Matt and Amber break down the state of the UK election from their embedded elections headquarters in London.

Tickets to our UK election special shows:  gigst.rs/CTH

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Listen to Don  "Bad News" Huges podcast: http://youcantwin.info/

374  - Perverts of Interest (12/9/19)

Look, it's been a rough week for us. 2/3rds of us are just returning from a demoralizing trip to cover the UK's dismal elections, the other 1/3rd are recovering from an elating weekend in wonderful Buffalo, NY. We will be bringing full-spectrum analysis/catharsis of the UK election returns later this week, but for now, we try to keep a stiff upper lip about the still very-real chances for left electoral success in the Democratic primaries. And finally, we try to imagine a democratic party without lawyers, consultants, bankers, officers, prosecutors...Buttigieges.

376 - Imagine A World Without (12/17/19)

Felix and Derek discuss the Trump administration's assassination of Qasem Soleimani and what it means for the future of the region and US foreign policy.

Subscribe to Derek's newsletter here: https://fx.substack.com/

Felix shouts out a twitter account in this ep, this is that twitterer: https://twitter.com/Seamus_Malek

Bonus: So, I Just Watched 300... feat. Derek Davison

Matt and Virgil once again venture under the hood of politics, this time joined by TV’s Will Menaker. The gang talks Matt and Virgil’s surreal encounter with Beltway insiders, possible Iowa caucus outcomes, Warren’s low blows against Bernie, and this week’s final debate before voting starts.

Matt & Virgil on the Skullduggery podcast (starts at 37:00): https://t.co/Pl9JFmBhey?amp=1

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Tickets for live shows in Iowa, New Hampshire, and Nevada: http://chapotraphouse.com/tour

Register for an absentee Iowa caucus: https://action.iowademocrats.org/page/s/online-Satellite-Caucus-Pre-Registration

384 - Beltway Garage: Warren Strikes Back  (1/14/20)

We're joined by Outline editor Noah Kulwin and erstwhile Chapo producer Brendan James to discuss the debate between Bernie Sanders and Joe Biden, Democrats' tepid response to coronavirus, and their new podcast "Blowback", a reexamination of the Iraq War.

Find everything you need to know about Blowback here: https://blowback.show/

402 - G.I. Joe Biden Goes to Baghdad feat. Brendan James and Noah Kulwin (3/16/20)

Alright so we're now all officially remote, so we're back to Chapo season 1 style recording. We try to game out how the various stakeholders in our government will try to balance human lives against keeping the economy humming along, as well as discuss the various challenges and potential opportunities that come from social distancing and, like, just not going to work can present. Also, some movie recommendations.

404 - Mother Mother Please! (3/23/20)

The Dry Boys discuss the news of the day: Boris Johnson's hospitalization, that navy guy's firing, embracing the sweet death of coronavirus for the eternal glory of leader Trump, Bolsonaro on a trampoline, that sort of thing.

Please consider giving to the Emergency Release fund to bail out prisoners in NYC jails: https://emergencyreleasefund.com/

408 - Death is Not the End (4/7/20)

We're joined by Palma and Ben Mora of Seeking Derangements to read Letters to Cuomo, discuss NY State's cancellation of its Democratic primary, discuss Zeke Emanual's advice to kill yourself, and learn about an old friends' out-of-the-box strategy for defeating COVID.

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https://soundcloud.com/seeking-derangements and here
https://www.patreon.com/seekingderangements

414 - Noise Kills feat. Seeking Derangements (4/27/20)

We are joined by Breht from Rev Left Radio and Brynn Nieboer from Beep Beep Lettuce to discuss Vladmir Lenin's 1901 pamphlet, What Is To Be Done?, and how it relates to how we currently need to do things.

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Bonus: So, I Just Watched 300... feat. Derek Davison

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