chapo starting to circle the shark...resist the temptation guys! don't jump. turn around. go back to what made you cool in the first place.

Um, Ossoff was one of the top two vote getters. He's going to the runoff, so not a loss. At least not yet.

what's with this guy? chapo get better people on this is awful

yeah, this guy seems like a nice fella, but this wasn't a very entertaining IW...

Lmao I bet Rob lives in that one area of Islington where there's no Tescos but a bunch of Sainsburys.

Sometimes you just go on a blowjob spree folks

alcoholics anonymous has a terrible success rate 

You guys joke but this would do numbers in the christian music community

asdf

Mystery Science Theater 3000’s Bill Corbett stops by the mansion to join us in pummeling the life out of conservative entrepreneur and filmmaker Dinesh D'Souza's stupid and bizarre documentary "Hillary's America." The movie is obviously racist and creepy and hilarious and the only accurate costumes were KKK robes.

It was an honor to do a show with Bill and he is now our FailDad.

Episode 73 - Better Call Saul Alinsky feat. Bill Corbett (1/15/17)

Rob Delaney stops by to talk healthcare, Bill O'Reilly, sniveling Democrats, and Gorilla Mindset. Then Matt tells us about the Juicero and Felix and Brendan reveal a new single by P.J. Dade, "U Give Me 3nergy."

Message from P.J. Dade below:

I am an evangelical Christian, the owner of a secondhand boat store, and yes, that was me in the news report about “bathroom encounters.”

I sell rudders and motorboards during the day, but I have passions outside of work. Obviously, God is number one. But passion number two is my awesome wife Klyeelissa and my kick butt little guy Mason Jesse James Treibart (the best 4 year old in the world ;) ),  Passion the third is, you guessed it, Evangelical EDM.
 
Yes, Evangelical EDM is the thirteenth largest growing music genre in the entire world, but I'm not in it for money. My entire life, I've been searching for a way to tell people how my soul felt. I tried to find it in the bottle, in the pipe, and yup, through the bathroom stall. But every time I thought I was breaking through, I was just putting barriers between my spirit and the world. With Evangelical EDM, I know that I'm finally speaking the true voice God gave me.
 
So I decided to send the boys in "The Trap" my newest song, "You Give Me Energy." I could try explaining my life, my journey, my triumphs, and my pain to get these guys to understand who they're mocking when they mock evangelicals, but they wouldn't understand it. the universal language of music is how neighbors can see eye to eye, though. It's been like that since the Book of Genesis, and it's like that now. 

So without further ado, I hope you can begin to start to think about considering who I really am, and who you could be.
 
Blessing throughout you, your family, and the world.

"You Give Me Energy" lyrics

[intro]
This song is dedicated 
To a group of people I fail every day
But they're special enough to forgive me
I'm talking about my family and the Lord Jesus Christ 
Let's go 

Every day is just another chance
You can do evil as long as you come right back
Forgiveness is how the angels dance
It doesn't matter if you were born here or in Iraq

You are the best of me
You give me Energy
Once I was lost at sea
You give me energy

He's in our hearts before the coffee's in our cups
God is our breath every time we hiccup
He is the fistul of uppers when we crash
He will pump your stomach if you swallow sin for cash

You are the best of me
You give me energy
You wipe the sweat from me
You give me energy 

Slouched in a stall, my luck's run out
I refuse to die, refuse to doubt
He is with me all around
I pick myself up off the ground  
‘Cause even if you relapse in the hole
Your Wife understands it’s one step towards your goal

You are the best of me
You give me energy
The Holy Ghost nests in me
You give me energy 

[outro]
I'm sorry for everything that I have done
That I will do, and haven’t done
And you're welcome for our son

Episode 102 - Maintaining Emotional Control feat. Rob Delaney (4/23/17)

Audio of our live show benefit for the Center for Reproductive Rights on April 27th at Littlefield NYC. Sorry about the weird compression, but our voices are nice and clear, so take it, you pigs.

Episode 104 - We've Always Been Here (4/30/17)

It's a jam-packed sode with special Chapo health correspondent Tim Faust returning to brief us on the dystopian Republican healthcare bill that passed in the House. Then we hop on the line with writer Miya Tokumitsu to talk about the tyranny of work over your life, and a future without it. 

We wrap things up with a reading series with Chapo all-star David French. 

Here's Miya's article in the New Republic: https://newrepublic.com/article/141663/united-states-work

Episode 106 - Work No Play feat. Miya Tokumitsu & Tim Faust (5/7/17)

We attempt to summon the magic reality-bending force of the show to cause Trump to get impeached and get off by testifying against Jared. 

Then we talk to novelist China Miéville about his new book “October,” and how Lenin was the first online guy.

Get China's book here: https://www.versobooks.com/books/2443-october

Episode 110 - The Rocktober Revolution feat. China Miéville (5/22/17)

Jezza turned Labour and the whole UK left around, in a historic upset. The Tories' psycho leper government is doomed. The American Libs are shook. Jim Messina is in hiding. 

A spectre is haunting Britain — the spectre of the Boy.

Episode 116 - Jezz In My Pants (6/12/17)

On this, August 20th, the national day of Hungary, founded in AD 1000, White House advisor and international supervillain Dr. Sebastian Gorka (James Adomian) transmits a message gloating over his recent victories pushing out rivals in the Trump cabinet. 

Then Joe Mande joins us to talk about the grim world of Maury Povich, YouTube Boy Jake Paul, and Van Halen's mission of peace in the 90s.

Episode 134 - Memento Maury feat. Joe Mande & James Adomian (8/20/17)

Naomi Klein comes by to talk shock, climate, resistance, and how smart we are. We then do a reading of Peggy Noonan's column, written while she was high on anesthesia. 

Here are the new Chapo posters by our pal @Apocalizzy: https://represent.com/chapoposter

Here's Naomi's new book, "No Is Not Enough": https://www.noisnotenough.org/buy.html

Episode 142 - The Schlock Doctrine feat. Naomi Klein (9/17/17)

Host of the Majority Report, Sam Seder joins us to talk about his recent ordeal with "Weird Mike" Cernovich and MSNBC, the weird world of YouTube, the repeal of Net Neutrality, and the loathsome Ajit Pai.

Check out The Majority Report: https://majority.fm/

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Episode 168 - Nut Neutrality feat. Sam Seder (12/17/17)

We take a moment to salute the life and achievements of Sen. John McCain, and then are joined by comedian Jake Flores (@feraljokes) to hear all about his run-in with the Department of Homeland Security.

For Jake's Tour Dates check his twitter account @Feraljokes

Read Katherine Krueger's interview with Jake here:
https://splinternews.com/the-brooklyn-comedian-whose-joke-about-ice-got-him-a-vi-1825865670

Support International Whore's Day and fight SESTA/FOSTA:

https://macc.nyc/2018/05/11/International-Whores-Day.html

Donate to Rakem Balogun:

https://www.gofundme.com/help-with-the-fbi-sabotage-recovery

Listen and Subscribe to Pod Damn America:

https://www.patreon.com/poddamnamerica

Episode 210 - ICE to See You feat. Jake Flores (5/13/18)

Charlie Warzel of The New York Times joins us to discuss the development of the algorithms behind YouTube and the online radicalization issue tech has been instrumental in creating. We follow this by an exploration the company's bizarre history with Julian. Next up, a surprise pitch from Travis for something he is calling "QTube". Finally Jake has brought a "choose your own adventure" story that sees the boys venturing onto YouTube themselves... and it does not go well.

Charlie's Twitter: twitter.com/cwarzel

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Episode 35: YouTube feat. Charlie Warzel

First of two epic poems composed by Travis about our favorite anarcho-capitalist turned white supremacist. Learn about Stefan Molyneux, his cult of personality, his spying on his wife's therapy sessions, and his hatred for all parents.

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Episode 49: Stefan Molyneux Vol 1

Fredrick Brennan, founder of 8chan, spills uncensored tea all over the podcast. An absolutely fascinating insight into the birth of 8chan, QAnon's involvement with the current owners Ron & Jim Watkins, the tawdry nights spent with the boomer pig farmer in the Phillipines, and just about a million other stories lying squarely at the intersection of all that burns and spits embers in today's media landscape.

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You'll also get access to all previous episodes, and support massive losers. Thanks!

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Episode 102 - Maintaining Emotional Control feat. Rob Delaney (4/23/17)

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